Chapter 317 The Collapse of the Three Nanfeng

Nanfeng and Yumo, two guys with poor memory, panicked immediately. They searched around the empty stroller for a long time. Finally, Nanfeng calmed down and heard the baby's movement on the sofa.

"I was really scared."

Yumo sat on the sofa and stroked the sleeping baby's face with relief: "I remember, I was the one who carried the baby to the sofa."

Nanfeng smiled and said: "I told you not to panic when encountering things. The baby is so young that he may not be able to crawl even if he wants to."

Yumo rolled his eyes at Nanfeng, saying it as if you didn't panic just now.

Zhanbo, who was completely unaware of the two people's tricks, happily squeezed in between them: "It seems that the baby will sleep for a long time. Who of you wants to play video games with me?"

"No."

"Forget it."

The two refused together. They didn't have the heart to play video games with Zhanbo now.

"Okay."

Zhanbo felt that Nanfeng and Yumo were weird today, but he was simple-minded and didn't think too much. He just thought that the two of them happened to be in a bad mood.

So he played the game by himself, while Yumo got up and took his gift back to 3604.

Out of curiosity and with a serious and responsible attitude, Nanfeng went forward to check the childcare products that Xiaobo brought.

In case the baby starts crying, it is faster for him to find things in a targeted way than to rummage through the childcare products.

"Milk powder, milk bottles, diapers, baby toys... What is this?"

Nanfeng picked up a pair of things that looked like pacifiers on the top and silicone pads on the bottom and asked curiously: "Is this the pacifier of the milk bottle? But why is it all made of silicone and the bottom is so sticky?"

He said, and gently put one of the "pacifiers" on the back of his hand, and then he couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard he shook it.

"Zhanbo, look."

Nanfeng gently fiddled with the "pacifier": "It's just that this pacifier seems to be too small. Are you afraid that the baby will become a big fat boy in one breath?"

Zhanbo looked at Nanfeng's fiddling, and the whole person was hesitant to speak.

Finally, Zhanbo couldn't help but say, "Nanfeng."

"Hmm?"

Nanfeng looked up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"This is not a nipple." Zhanbo said awkwardly, "If I'm not mistaken, this should be a nipple shield."

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows: "What is a nipple shield?"

Although he had never heard of this term, the word "nipple" gave Nanfeng some ominous premonition.

"It's the thing that the mother sticks on the chest to prevent pain and bite when the baby is drinking breast milk."

Nanfeng was stunned: "In other words, this is what Xiaobo uses..."

Zhanbo nodded silently.

He looked at Zhanbo in surprise: "How did you know?"

Zhanbo pointed to the small box containing the nipple shield: "There is English on the box, you may not have read it carefully."

Nanfeng looked helpless when he heard this.

He lowered his head and took off the nipple shield on the back of his hand and complained: "Why did Xiaobo put this thing here? The three of us can't use it.

"Does she want Yumo to help breastfeed the baby?"

"What breastfeeding? "Yu Mo, who happened to come back from 3604, asked curiously.

"No."

Nan Feng put the breast shield in his hand into the box. He had just washed his hands, but after thinking about it, he got up and walked to the kitchen.

"I'll disinfect this thing first."

Then Nan Feng sterilized it with high temperature in the kitchen, wrapped it with a paper towel to shake off the water droplets, and finally put it back into the small box.

When he came out of the kitchen, the baby had been awake for a while.

Zhan Bo was flying his baby Optimus Prime in front of the baby, and was still telling the baby about the great epic of the planet Cybertron five million years ago.

Yu Mo laughed and said, "Zhan Bo, the baby hasn't even figured out his own planet yet. Isn't it too early for you to let him understand the story of the alien planet now?"

"This is not a story, it's an epic!" Zhan Bo corrected loudly.

"Okay, epic, epic."

Yu Mo nodded and asked, "So is the golden hoop you just mentioned dead? "

Zhanbo, who was particularly serious about Transformers, corrected loudly again: "That's called Optimus Prime!"

It was not known whether Zhanbo's voice was too loud or for some other reason, but the baby who was still stretching out his little hand to grab Optimus Prime suddenly burst into tears.

The three of them were immediately in a panic.

Zhanbo subconsciously wanted to pick up the baby, but he was now sitting in front of the baby's head. If he held the baby in such a panic, the baby would be picked up with one leg up and the head down.

"Stop!"

Yumo quickly scolded Zhanbo, and then she also wanted to pick up the baby.

Then she reached out to hold the baby's head.

"Stop too!"

Nanfeng hurried forward and picked up the baby: "Why are you panicking? Isn't it normal for a half-year-old baby to cry?"

He looked at the two babies who panicked when they cried, and even couldn't tell the difference between the child's head and feet, and sighed: "You still have to look at me. "

So Nanfeng held the baby and coaxed him for a long time, but the baby still couldn't stop crying.

The baby's screaming made Nanfeng, who had excellent hearing, feel even more distressed. This time, his tone also had a bit of panic like the two of them.

"It seems that the baby is not frightened, it should be other reasons. "

He turned to look at Zhan Bo: "Zhan Bo, think about it quickly, when did Xiaobo just say that the baby will cry?"

"Let me think about it, let me think about it..."

Zhan Bo said: "Xiaobo said they had already fed the baby before they came, so the baby shouldn't be hungry so quickly.

"Nan Feng, please feel the diaper to see if the baby has pooped?"

At this time, Nanfeng didn't care about the fetish of cleanliness. He touched the baby's diaper and found that it felt heavy.

He opened the diaper slightly and looked inside. He just glanced at it and closed his eyes.

"Sure enough, the baby has diarrhea."

He gently put the baby back on the sofa and said to Zhan Bo and Yu Mo, "I'm going to get the diapers. Which one of you two will help the baby put on the diapers."

"ah?"

Zhan Bo asked subconsciously: "Why don't you change it yourself?"

"Because I have mysophobia."

Nan Feng couldn't help but tremble all over when he thought of the scene where he was changing the baby's diaper.

If he was alone, he would have to go up, but now that there are Zhan Bo and Yu Mo, it would be too difficult for him to change diapers.

Nanfeng urged: "You two hurry up and choose one, otherwise the baby will cry terribly."

Zhan Bo and Yu Mo looked at each other. You pushed me and I pushed you. Neither of them wanted to do this job.

However, Yu Mo can be regarded as half of Zhan Bo's sister. Zhan Bo, who was born with no ability to resist his sister, only resisted for a few rounds and had to be obedient.

He reluctantly stepped forward, Nanfeng pinched his nose, and handed Zhan Bo diapers and wet and dry tissues from a distance.

After Zhan Bo hurriedly changed the baby's diaper and Yu Mo picked up the baby and coaxed it for a while, 3601's crying gradually subsided.

The three of them looked at each other, and they sat down on the sofa and looked up at the sky.

Nanfeng said: "We shouldn't have taken this job last night."

"Agree."

"agree."

Yu Mo touched the baby in his arms: "But the baby is quite cute when he's not crying. I really hope he can be quiet for a while."

As soon as she finished speaking, the baby didn't know what was wrong and started crying loudly.

"Why can't this baby stop praising me?" Yu Mo shouted anxiously.

So the three of them started to rush again.

…

In the evening, Yifei and Xiaobo, who had returned from shopping, walked onto the elevator carrying large and small shopping bags.

"Don't worry, Xiaobo, Nanfeng and the other three are very reliable."

Yifei assured Xiaobo quite confidently: "Look, the two of us have been shopping all afternoon, and they haven't even called.

"So I said they can handle something as simple as taking care of the baby."

"I really want to thank the three of them this time."

Xiaobo lamented to Yifei: "Yifei, you don't know, I've been so bored since I had the baby that I almost died of suffocation."

"Babies need someone to take care of them all the time. I haven't gone shopping in a long time."

As she reminisced, she sighed again: "It's just that after shopping this time, I don't know when I want to go shopping with you next time."

"Look what you said."

Facing her old classmates, Yifei once again said big words: "As long as you want to go shopping, you can come to me at any time, and I will find someone to take care of your baby."

"real?"

Xiaobo's face was full of joy when he heard this: "That's great, Yifei, you are really my good sister."

The smile on Yifei's face faltered.

No, wouldn't you be polite?

[In the inner world, Yifei is slapping herself desperately. 】

【Let you speak big words! 】

【Let you speak big words! 】

[Yifei sighed: What should I do now? 】

She still wanted to try to save herself from talking nonsense, but Xiaobo had already started to fantasize about her own bright future.

"Yifei, how about we go shopping once a week from now on."

The smile on Yifei's face was stiff and forced: "Isn't it too luxurious to go shopping once a week?"

“Also, neither of our wallets can afford it.

"How about once every half a month?"

"No, Xiaobo, listen to me..."

The two walked out of the elevator and came to 3601. Yifei wanted to say something to Xiaobo, but she only saw her frozen in place.

Yifei followed Xiaobo's line of sight and saw three people sitting in the living room with tired faces and hair as messy as a chicken coop.

"Nan Feng, Yu Mo, Zhan Bo!"

Yifei covered her mouth in surprise: "Oh my god...how did you three become like this?"

The three of them sighed, looking like they couldn't bear to look back on the past.

Obviously, during this long afternoon, the baby had tormented the three of them quite a lot.

Fortunately, the mission was fulfilled in the end and nothing happened to the baby.

No, he just fell asleep.

"Forget it, don't talk about this."

Yu Mo waved her hands with a tired look on her face. She forced a smile on her lips and asked, "So did you two have fun shopping today?"

"Happy." Xiaobo said with beaming eyes, "Yifei also said that she would go shopping with me every half month from now on, which would make me even happier."

"ah?"

Yifei pointed at herself in confusion.

[I obviously haven’t agreed yet, okay? 】

Compared to Yifei's confused look, the reactions of Nanfeng and the others were even stronger.

They were stunned for a moment, then jumped up from the sofa when they realized what was going on.

"What?!!" the three shouted loudly.

Zhanbo even stuttered and asked, "Then, who will take care of the baby when you go shopping in the future?"

Yifei laughed dryly and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "How about... how about you work harder?"

"Hehe..."

Nanfeng and the other two looked at each other and made a cross on their chests at the same time.

"Impossible!!!"