Chapter 300 What if We Switched Roles?

Although Zeng Xiaoxian was upset and depressed because of Yifei's matter, he was too embarrassed to wake Nanfeng up again when he saw that Nanfeng was so tired that he fell asleep on the chair.

Xiaoxian stood up and wanted to quietly cover Nanfeng with a small blanket to prevent him from catching a cold.

As a result, this lazy guy lost his balance and fell forward, with his entire weight directly pressed on the weakest joint of the recliner.

Bang!

The entire recliner fell apart, and Nanfeng also fell hard in his sleep.

"Damn it!"

Nanfeng, who was awakened for the second time, suddenly felt that his heart seemed to be twisting.

Nanfeng didn't even react to what was happening now. He just instinctively took off his helmet and took a deep breath.

When Nanfeng's heartbeat stabilized, he looked around with a little confusion.

[Why did the quiet and peaceful courtyard suddenly encounter an accident? Why did the sturdy and durable recliner collapse inexplicably. 】

【Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? 】

【Please pay attention to today's "Xiaoxian has last words" for all the details. 】

"Zeng Xiaoxian! What are you doing again!"

Although Nanfeng couldn't figure out what happened, he knew that all these tragedies must be related to the idiot host who was lying on the ground and complaining.

No wonder Yifei is sometimes annoyed with him!

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts... Help me up first."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who fell down like a dog, felt that he was not feeling well.

He had sprained his waist this morning, and now he fell down like this. If he dragged it on, not only would the recliner fall apart, but he would also fall apart.

Nanfeng, with his eyes wide open like copper bells, stared at Zeng Xiaoxian who was wailing non-stop, and finally could only laugh helplessly a few times.

He stood up and carefully helped Zeng Xiaoxian up: "Teacher Zeng, you don't need to exchange your best years for a chair."

Nanfeng pointed to the remains of the wheelchair on the ground and asked with a smile: "So what happened?

"Do you have a grudge against this recliner?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and asked weakly: "If I say I just want to help you cover a blanket, and then I accidentally fall down... will you forgive me?"

Nanfeng:...

Teacher Zeng's behavior made Nanfeng wonder whether he should be moved or complain first.

It's really amazing that you can make such a mess of helping to cover a blanket.

"This is not my recliner. What's the point of asking me for forgiveness? Go and tell Yifei later."

"Ah? ! ! "

Even though he only broke a recliner, Zeng Xiaoxian acted as if the sky was about to fall.

"It's terrible, Hu Yifei will definitely kill me."

"Don't worry, I can guarantee that your life is worth more than a recliner.

"Yifei will never kill you for a chair...at most she'll take a quarter of your life."

"Then I'd rather she kill me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "Also, is my life only worth four chairs in your eyes?"

"That's not the case."

Nanfeng said slowly, "The chair also allows me to sit down and rest, but you only make trouble for me."

He bent down to pick up his helmet and blanket, and took Zeng Xiaoxian to sit on the intact recliner next to him.

After confirming that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't fall, Nanfeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he was indeed angry that Zeng Xiaoxian had disturbed his sweet dreams twice, he wouldn't do anything to Zeng Xiaoxian because of an accident.

Besides, friends are always more important than sweet dreams.

"Since you're fine, let's skip the topic of the recliner for now.

"What did you say just now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Nanfeng: "You look very tired, don't you need to find a place to sleep for a while? "

Nanfeng said with a fake smile: "Thanks to you, I can say that I am not sleepy at all now.

"While I am not sleepy yet, I will finish talking about this matter. Maybe I can help you relieve your troubles."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth to repeat what he just said, but he couldn't say a word.

He waved his hand and said embarrassedly: "I am not emotional now, what can I say."

"In fact, even if you don't say it, I probably know what you are thinking."

In fact, Nanfeng was not completely asleep just now. He still heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words in a daze.

Combined with his understanding of Teacher Zeng, Nanfeng is confident that he can guess what this hypocritical guy is thinking.

Nanfeng thought for a while and said: "Teacher Zeng, is it possible that Yifei doesn't look down on you as much as you think.

"Or she doesn't just think that your resume is not good enough, but simply thinks that the men in the apartment are weaker than herself.

"Even if it wasn't you who came to pretend to be the boyfriend today, but one of Guan Gu or Zhang Wei, Yifei would have prepared a similar resume for them to perform."

"I know."

Zeng Xiaoxian became even more depressed after hearing Nanfeng's explanation.

Or it could be said that it was Yifei's attitude of simply treating this visit as a performance and treating herself as a tool that could be thrown away after use that made the shameless Zeng Xiaoxian so upset.

"But Guan Gu and Zhang Wei are different from me."

Zeng Xiaoxian said aggrievedly.

He felt that it shouldn't be like this.

"no the same?"

Nanfeng smiled and teased: "What's different?"

"I, I, I..."

Zeng Xiaoxian faced Nanfeng's teasing gaze, slapped his thigh and shouted.

"I am Zeng Xiaoxian, brother Xian!

"My brother Xian is so good, can't he get some special treatment?"

He thought for a while and quickly explained: "Of course I am not saying that Guan Gu and Zhang Wei are not excellent, but they are still a little bit behind my brother Xian.

"Besides, with my good looks, my charm, and the fact that Yifei and I are roommates living in the same apartment, we are the mediator partners of the Residents Committee.

"Not to mention that we have known each other longer than Yifei has known Guangu and Zhang Wei combined...

The more Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, the softer his voice became. He muttered in a voice as thin as a mosquito's fly: "No matter what, I should be more important than the two of them."

"Hahaha... Teacher Zeng, you are really enough." Nanfeng couldn't help laughing, "You are even jealous of Guan Gu and Zhang Wei."

"Nonsense!"

Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively retorted: "Am I jealous? Why am I jealous?

"Please don't slander me!"

"But what you just said really sounds like you are talking about a middle-aged resentful woman... No, it should be a middle-aged resentful husband."

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows at Zeng Xiaoxian, the look on his face was full of ridicule.

"south wind!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was blushing, protested to Nanfeng: "I'm talking to you seriously, please stop joking with me."

"Okay, let's talk about something serious then."

Nanfeng stopped smiling and asked directly: "So, Teacher Zeng, do you like Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up when he heard this.

"How is that possible?" he said without thinking.

In order to enhance the credibility of his answer, he even laughed loudly and shamelessly.

"It's not like you don't know how cruel and cruel Yifei is, she is a life-killing female devil.

"How could any man be so willing to fall in love with her?"

When Nanfeng saw Zeng Xiaoxian laughing so wildly, he just shook his head secretly.

Teacher Zeng, your vision is still too narrow.

Even though Yifei is a ruthless female devil in the apartment, she also has a reputation in the village that makes people run away from her, but she is a heartthrob in school, okay?

Even with Yifei's very deceptive appearance, anyone who has not seen her devilish nature will be attracted by her beautiful face and good figure.

Not to mention anyone else, even Zhang Wei thought Yifei was gentle, kind, beautiful, warm and generous when he met her for the first time.

It wasn't until Zhang Wei came to the Nanfeng Suite as a guest and saw Yifei killing a mouse with his bare hands in 3601 that Zhang Wei's beautiful first impression of Yifei was completely extinguished.

Maybe Teacher Zeng is just saying such derogatory words to cover up his love, but Nanfeng can guarantee that if he really feels that no one is chasing Yifei, then sooner or later Teacher Zeng will regret it.

"Since you don't like Yifei, then why are you angry?"

Nanfeng grinned and said, "Although her script is a bit outrageous, didn't you get paid before the Chinese New Year?

"Teacher Zeng, if you are so unprofessional, Youyou will criticize you."

"Can't I be angry if I don't like Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "If you say so, Yifei will have to suffocate herself to death with her violent temper!"

Nanfeng laughed dumbly.

You reacted very quickly at this time.

Next, Nanfeng used various methods to try to get Zeng Xiaoxian to relent, but no matter how he tried to trick him, Zeng Xiaoxian insisted that he didn't like Hu Yifei.

Originally, he wanted to take this opportunity to encourage Teacher Zeng to confess his feelings to Yifei. In this way, all the fake identities and fake lovers would be solved.

As a result, Teacher Zeng refused to admit it to him, so don't expect Teacher Zeng to confess in front of Yifei.

So Nanfeng gave up this idea.

Want Zeng Xiaoxian to confess his feelings to Yifei?

Then he might as well try to get Yifei to take the initiative to confess to Xiaoxian.

So Nanfeng could only find another way to solve Teacher Zeng's depression.

"What makes you uncomfortable right now is that you feel that Yifei looks down on you and uses you as a tool. If the lie is exposed, you will not be able to face Yifei's family in the future.

"You think you can get the approval of Yifei's family just by yourself. There is no need to paint yourself with a layer of gold paint."

The more Nanfeng talked, the more he wanted to kick Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian, just look at what makes you uncomfortable right now. If you don't have any thoughts about her, even if you feel uncomfortable, you won't feel so uncomfortable.

Now that this is the case, you have to insist on saying that you don’t like Yifei.

Just be stubborn!

And Hu Yifei, she is also a first-rate stubborn donkey!

I just want to see how long you can be stubborn!

Nanfeng gave the most direct and effective method: "Since you think so much, you should tell her everything you think.

"If you tell her what you think, and then ask Yifei what she thinks, won't this matter be finalized?"

Nanfeng hated the iron and said: "Teacher Zeng, you are also a host after all. Communication, don't you understand communication?"

"I know."

Zeng Xiaoxian said aggrievedly: "But you also know Yifei's usual attitude towards me. It can be said that he is extremely sarcastic.

"I'll just go up and ask her. No matter what she thinks, she'll have to criticize me first. How will I know which of her words are true and which are false?"

He became angrier and angrier, and even started to criticize Nanfeng.

"Yifei isn't criticizing you, so of course you're talking lightly.

"If you have the guts, let's switch. You can ask for me!"

Nanfeng was in a daze, and he touched the motorcycle helmet in his arms.

"It seems that it's not impossible..."