Chapter 304 Yu Mo: Little Rogue (Two in One)

Nanfeng, who returned to the Love Apartment, was surrounded by a group of girls with dark faces on the sofa.

Yifei gently hit Nanfeng's shoulder and complained: "Why did you take so long to come back after traveling?

"If I hadn't been able to contact you, I would have thought you ran away from home again."

Nanfeng just smiled: "You think I'm still an 18-year-old kid, running away from home every day.

"I just wanted to have fun for a few more days, and I also wanted to take a vacation for myself. I didn't expect that I actually took a summer vacation for myself in spring."

Wanyu rubbed her hands and asked expectantly: "Then Nanfeng, did you bring us gifts when you came back from this trip?"

Nanfeng nodded: "Of course I did."

"What about the gifts?"

He was stunned: "I remember the gifts should be in my suitcase, as for the suitcase...

"Okay, I left the suitcase in the car."

Nanfeng said awkwardly: "I'll give you the gifts later."

Meijia waved her hand: "Gifts are not important. "

She squeezed to Nanfeng's side, smiling a little flatteringly: "I heard from Curry Sauce that there are many handsome guys in your dubbing studio. Is this true?"

Nanfeng guessed Meijia's thoughts at once.

He did not answer directly, but asked jokingly: "I have been traveling for so long, why haven't you found a boyfriend yet?"

Meijia's face, which was originally covered with a layer of "cement", became darker, and she made a face at Nanfeng.

"Nanfeng, you are such a bummer!"

Just as Nanfeng and the others were chatting, a familiar wailing sound came from outside the suite.

"I'm so tired!"

Ziqiao, Guan Gu, and Zhanbo walked in with their arms hanging down and their heads lowered, like zombies.

Ziqiao went straight to the refrigerator as soon as he entered 3601, obviously he was starving.

Zhang Wei supported Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was pale and his eyes were straight, and finally leaned against the door weakly.

"Come and help... Damn it! "

Zhang Wei was shocked to see that six of the seven faces that turned around were covered with a layer of gray-black cement. He then said cheerfully, "Now I am not the darkest person in the apartment."

"Correct, but not for the time being."

Yifei raised her head slightly and pointed at the half-dead Zeng Xiaoxian with her chin: "What's wrong with this guy?"

Zhang Wei's smile faded, and he said embarrassedly, "Teacher Zeng may be too tired."

Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to the sofa and lay down directly, and then his whole body leaned on Yifei's shoulder.

He raised his hand with resentment and complained, "I said I couldn't move the luggage, but you asked me to go with you!"

"Teacher Zeng, don't worry, we will never let you help move the luggage next time."

The tired Guan Gu forced an ugly smile: "We asked you to move the luggage, but you, Zhang Wei, didn't move much luggage, and we had to take someone out to move you. ”

Youyou patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Guan Gu, Teacher Zeng's endurance has always been poor, you should also be more understanding."

"Yes, we understand."

Guan Gu said with contempt: "It is normal for people like Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao who can't wait to go back with the beauty to have poor endurance."

Yifei and Meijia narrowed their eyes slightly when they heard it.

Zeng Xiaoxian's mind was full of alarm bells, and he hurriedly said: "Guan Gu, don't talk nonsense."

"I'm talking nonsense?"

Guan Gu accused dissatisfiedly: "Teacher Zeng, we asked you to find a place to rest when you just started to feel uncomfortable.

"As a result, you were tired like a dead pig, and then you sneaked with Ziqiao to the next door female graduate student dormitory to move the luggage for the beauty.

"It's not easy for Zhanbo and I to help Zhang Wei, but you didn't help at all, and we have to take another person to take care of you who are exhausted."

Guan Gu paused: "Teacher Zeng..."

"We despise you! "Guan Gu, Zhan Bo and all the girls said in unison.

Yi Fei even kicked Zeng Xiaoxian away with one foot, and then wiped the shoulder and arm he had just leaned on with disdain.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "I just couldn't bear to see a girl moving so many things, so I showed my gentlemanly manners a little bit.

"Besides, Zi Qiao also has a share, why do you only despise me and not him?"

As soon as he said this, everyone present looked at Xiaoxian with more and more disdain.

"Teacher Zeng, you have fallen."

Nan Feng sighed: "Didn't you always claim to be a good man? How come you have fallen to the point of comparing moral standards with Zi Qiao?

"And..."

Nan Feng looked at the group of boys who had just returned with dissatisfaction: "You five guys didn't even say a word of welcome when you saw me come back?"

"Welcome, welcome."

"Congratulations on your prosperity."

"Good health."

"The golden gun is still strong."

"Have a baby soon. "

The sparse welcome from the five people made Nanfeng look embarrassed.

The welcome between the boys and girls is too different!

And you two bastards, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, what kind of weird blessings are "Golden Gun Infallible" and "Have a Baby Soon"!

"Oh, you just took a little longer on this trip, what's there to welcome?"

Ziqiao searched the refrigerator in 3601 for a long time but couldn't find anything. He could only chew a cucumber while pretending to be profound and said: "No matter how high the kite flies, as long as the line is not broken, it will come back sooner or later.

"Instead of pretending to be excited to welcome, why not..."

He stretched out his hand to Nanfeng and said, "Did you bring us any gifts when you came back?"

"Get lost!" Nanfeng scolded with a smile.

"Okay."

Ziqiao said as he prepared to get up and leave: "You guys chat first, I'll go see if there's anything to eat in the refrigerator in 3602. I'm really starving after moving for so long."

"I'm starving too, Ziqiao, give me a hand, let's go together." Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Ziqiao's clothes and struggled to get up.

So the two of them left 3601 in this way, and Nanfeng even heard their whispers.

"Teacher Zeng, are you interested in that female graduate student just now?

"If you like her, I won't date her, but you have to remember to owe me a favor."

"It doesn't matter whether you're interested or not, the important thing is that she didn't give me her contact information." Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

"No way, bro! "

Zi Qiao's exclamation spread throughout 3601: "She didn't give you her contact information, but you still foolishly helped her move her luggage. You are bored!"

Everyone stretched their ears to eavesdrop.

Zeng Xiaoxian said as a matter of course: "But she said I was a good man."

"Damn!"

Zi Qiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder in frustration: "Teacher Zeng, since you are not smart, then you can collect a few more good guy cards. Maybe God will bless you after collecting 250 good guy cards..."

"Please bless me to find a girlfriend like Lin Chiling?"

"Please bless you not to be an idiot who can only collect good guy cards from girls in your next life!" Zi Qiao gritted his teeth and shouted loudly.

Except for Guan Gu, Zhang Wei and Zhan Bo who looked tired, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Wan Yu looked at Zhan Bo leaning on the sofa and dozing off, and then handed him a sofa pillow: "By the way, Zhan Bo, didn't you go to help Zhang Wei move his luggage?

"Why are there only people coming up? Where are the luggage?"

Zhanbo sighed, "That's because Zhang Wei has too much luggage. The five of us drove four cars and filled them up.

"Everyone is exhausted. There is really no way to move all of Zhang Wei's luggage to 3604 in one go. Let's take a break first."

"All four cars are full? ! ! "

Curry Sauce looked at Zhang Wei in surprise: "Uncle Zhang Wei, do you have a lot of luggage?"

Yumo, who also has experience in moving, said without thinking: "Zhang Wei must be reluctant to throw away everything in the dormitory, so he has accumulated so much luggage."

Zhang Wei smiled proudly: "I am frugal."

"Zhang Wei is indeed frugal."

Zhanbo nodded: "This morning I accompanied Zhang Wei to visit the dormitories of the third-year graduate students in the entire building. Those students who are moving out or about to move out have prepared a bunch of things they don't want for him.

"Including unused toilet paper, half-used laundry detergent, shower gel, shampoo, desk lamps, cushions, hair dryers that are too ugly to be used...

"If nothing else, I guess Zhang Wei won't have to buy toilet paper and laundry detergent for the whole year."

Everyone gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up when they heard this.

After all this time, it turns out that being frugal is "being diligent in picking up and managing the house."

But this is also good, anyway, it's something that others don't want, and it can just reduce Zhang Wei's financial burden.

It's just that Guan Gu and Zhan Bo who helped with the moving have a hard time.

"Let's not talk about this."

Zhang Wei stood up and said with a pained look: "Today is my first day moving into the Love Apartment. I'll treat everyone to lunch at noon, as a way to thank everyone for their care. ”

Except for Youyou, who was not familiar with Zhang Wei, the others almost jumped up from the sofa.

Zhang Wei would actually treat people to a meal?

They actually saw a stingy person taking the initiative to pluck feathers in their lifetime. This was really the sun rising from the west.

"Zhang Wei is treating us, so we must show our support."

Mei Jia blinked her big watery eyes and asked, "What are you going to treat us to? It won't be spicy hot pot, right?"

"Of course not."

Zhang Wei said generously, "I will treat you to a lunch buffet for 19.9 yuan per person, and I guarantee that you can eat as much as you want."

Everyone was strangely silent for a moment, and then cheered happily.

"What are you waiting for?"

Big sister Hu Yifei waved her hand and gave orders, "Let's wash our faces and change our clothes quickly, and then go to teach the boss of the lunch buffet a lesson."

"Okay. "Then the six girls ran to the bathrooms of their respective suites to wash their faces.

Zhang Wei saw the girls disperse, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought everyone would not like the lunch buffet at 19.9 yuan per person."

Nan Feng smiled and said: "For us, as long as someone treats us, it doesn't matter what we treat...except Yi Fei's Fei's innovative cuisine, that thing is really not for human consumption."

"By the way."

He stretched out his hand to Zhang Wei and said: "Welcome to join the Love Apartment."

Zhang Wei held Nan Feng's hand, his tone full of emotion: "I have a hunch that moving into the Love Apartment may be the most correct thing I have ever done in my life."

Just as the two smiled at each other, Yu Mo and You You's high-pitched shouts came from 3604.

"Ah!!!"

Nan Feng frowned and covered his ears.

Zhan Bo and Guan Gu, who were originally resting on the sofa, rushed over quickly, followed by Nan Feng and Zhang Wei.

By the time the four of them arrived at 3604, Youyou had calmed down, but Yu Mo was still screaming wildly while pointing at the "black cement" contained in a stainless steel basin on the table.

"Yu Mo, it's not like that."

Ziqiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "3602, there is nothing to eat. Teacher Zeng and I were really hungry, so we came to you and my aunt's apartment to look for something to eat.

"You've never cooked before. We must have thought that everything in the refrigerator belonged to my aunt."

Zi Qiao licked his lips and said with unfinished content: "Don't tell me, the cement-like paste you made tastes really good.

"Do you think so, Teacher Zeng?"

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was still eating cement with his head down, and he didn't even think about talking. He just raised his thumbs and made a few meaningless noises towards Yu Mo.

"Lu Ziqiao! And you, Teacher Zeng!"

Yu Mo suddenly didn't know what to say to these two guys.

This is her egg white mask. Is this edible?

Huh……

Yu Mo saw that one of Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian was still unfinished, while the other was still eating wildly. Now she really couldn't be sure whether the mask was edible.

At least it looks like the two of them taste good?

Yu Mo licked his lips subconsciously.

Zi Qiao was still begging for mercy at this time: "Yu Mo, do you think this is okay? If you made this 'cement' with your own hands, I will make double portions to compensate you.

“If you bought it with money, Teacher Zeng will buy you a double copy.

"Can you forgive us now?"

"ah?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head blankly: "Why do you think it's me every time you talk about spending money?"

Zi Qiao shrugged: "Do you think I'm rich?"

"Too……"

So Zeng Xiaoxian buried his head in eating again. He was really hungry after doing so much physical work today.

And this "cement" is really delicious! ! !

"It's not a question of whether you should pay compensation or not." Yu Mo looked helpless, "Please, next time you want to eat something, could you please check with the owner first to confirm whether these things are edible?"

"ah?"

The two looked confused.

At this time, Yifei, Wanyu, Meijia and Curry Sauce hurried over without even washing their faces.

"what's the situation?"

Yifei looked over and saw that the remaining mask was half empty, and there were still obvious "cement" marks around the mouths of Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao.

"Oh my God."

Yifei put her hand on her forehead in pain: "Are you reincarnated as hungry ghosts? You can eat this stuff too!"

Curry Sauce exclaimed: "Why did you two eat Sister Yumo's egg white mask?!"

Zi Qiao was stunned: "Egg white?"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed: "Face mask!!!"

"yes."

Wanyu pointed to the faces of her friends: "Didn't you think this thing is exactly the same as the facial mask we put on our faces before eating it?"

Zi Qiao shouted with a sad face: "But we were tired and hungry, so we didn't pay attention at all."

"Then I'll count you guys out of luck~" Meijia gloated.

Yu Mo sighed: "My egg white mask is used to remove dead skin. I originally planned to give you the rest of the mask to try, but I didn't expect you to eat it."

"In fact, they did try it, but they just tried it with their mouths."

Nanfeng complained happily: "And it's obvious that they can't stop once they try."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately began to retching into the trash can with his throat raised.

Zi Qiao's face was stiff, and he asked with his last hope: "So this facial mask...can you eat it?"

"This question should be asked of you."

Before Yumo could reply, Meijia had already teased in a weird way: "If you don't have any special symptoms within three days after eating it, then you can eat this mask."

"vomit……"

Now even Zi Qiao started to retch.

Yifei poked Yu Mo: "Then what should I do with the remaining egg white mask? It would be too wasteful to throw it away."

Yu Mo glanced at the two spoons inserted in the mask with disgust: "This mask is probably stained with their saliva. We can't put the remaining mask on our faces, right?"

The girls quickly waved their hands and refused, obviously they didn't want to have their faces stained by the facial mask stained by Zi Qiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's saliva.

"Then we can only leave it to them to continue eating."

Yu Mo shrugged: "Anyway, this egg white mask is purely natural and has no additives. It will definitely be fine to eat."

"We refuse!"

Xiaoxian and Ziqiao answered extremely firmly. They would definitely not want to eat this "cement" again before they overcome the psychological barrier of eating facial masks.

"In this case, if you don't want to waste facial masks, there is only one way left."

Nanfeng said with a wicked smile: "Since no one is willing to use the mask stained with their saliva, and Zi Qiao and Teacher Zeng are not willing to eat it themselves... then give them the remaining mask for their own use. ”

When the girls heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.

Yes, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian shouldn't mind having their saliva on their faces, right?

Forget it, rather than whether they mind or not, it's more important not to waste things.

Then the girls surrounded the two of them with evil smiles on their faces.

Youyou took out a ball of facial mask from the basin. She imitated the tone of a secret agent and said with a ferocious smile: "Teacher Zeng, nephew, don't blame us, waste is shameful.

"And this egg white mask is really good, you should enjoy it!"

Youyou Jiejie smiled strangely, obviously she was very into the drama.

At this moment, Zi Qiao was still thinking of escaping with Teacher Zeng, but the two of them were held down by Meijia and Yifei by their shoulders.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't move his buttocks from the chair under Yifei's suppression, but Meijia's strength obviously couldn't hold Zi Qiao down.

Seeing that the "cement" in Yuyou's hand that was stained with his and Teacher Zeng's saliva was about to be smeared on his face, Zi Qiao just kept doing it.

He stood up directly, took out the mask from the basin with both hands and applied it on the faces of Youyou and Meijia before running away.

"ah!"

Yoyo and Meijia were immediately furious.

"Lu Ziqiao!!!"

Meijia grabbed a ball of facial mask and gave the order: "Sisters, follow me and catch this Lu Ziqiao!!!"

As she said that, she and Youyou took the lead and chased Zi Qiao.

Upon seeing this, Wanyu and Curry Sauce quickly covered their hands with facial masks to support their good sisters.

"That's okay with him."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out and took out a bunch of facial mask, turning his head to cover Yifei's face behind him.

But when he saw Yifei's gentle and charming eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly frightened.

If he really reached out to smear Yifei's face, he would probably be cold even before his fingers touched Yifei's face.

So Zeng Xiaoxian could only smile: "I don't want to bother you, old man. I will do it myself."

Then he looked like he was about to cry in humiliation. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth and wiped the mask off his face.

"Well, you're so good."

Hu Yifei touched Zeng Xiaoxian's head, then she took out the facial mask from the basin and put it on Xiaoxian's hand: "Your face is too rough, so you need to apply more.

"Otherwise, next time you go to court a beautiful graduate student, they will only give you a good person card. That would be pitiful."

"Haha... No need." Zeng Xiaoxian's tears of grievance almost flowed out.

"Quickly paint~"

Yifei lowered her voice and said expressionlessly.

"Okay, I'll apply..."

Zeng Xiaoxian could only continue to apply the mask on his face.

Not to mention, this mask is really good, it feels cool when applied.

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but tremble at the thought that there might be Zi Qiao's saliva in it.

While Xiaoxian was "willingly" applying the facial mask, Ziqiao was still facing the "pursuit" of the four women.

Originally, he wanted to run out of 3604, but Nanfeng, a rotten guy, directly called Zhan Bo and Zhang Wei to close the suite door and the balcony door.

"Nan Feng, you bastard, you tricked me on the first day you came back!!!"

While Ziqiao gritted his teeth and cursed Nanfeng, he could only avoid being chased by Meijia, Youyou, Wanyu and Curry Sauce in the living room.

Nan Feng watched Zi Qiao jumping up and down being chased by four girls, his face full of pleasure.

As a result, he was caught off guard and his face was covered with a mask.

Yu Mo winked at Nanfeng playfully: "You still look cuter like this."

[Asshole Nanfeng! 】

[You have been traveling alone for two months without a single phone call or text message. 】

[After finally coming back, he didn’t even say a word to me, but he still had the nerve to laugh there! 】

[See if I don’t mess with your face. 】

"Qin Yumo!"

Nan Feng, who has always been petty and vindictive, was teased for no reason. Naturally, he couldn't let Yu Mo go like this.

So Nan Feng also took out a ball of facial mask and chased Yu Mo aggressively.

The battlefield between Zi Qiao and the four Meijia girls was in the living room, while Nan Feng chased Yu Mo all the way to the bedroom area.

Yu Mo fled into her bedroom. Just as she was about to close the door to block Nanfeng's pursuit, Nanfeng had already blocked the door with her shoulders.

The two fell into a stalemate.

In fact, the word "stalemate" is not quite accurate. If Nanfeng hadn't been afraid that his sudden exertion might hurt Yu Mo behind the door, he would have broken in long ago.

Yu Mo also knew that Nan Feng was not as strong as a girl like her, so she stuck her head out from behind the door and said coquettishly: "Nan Feng, I was wrong.

"I was just joking with you, you are a grown man so don't argue with me.

"Did you know that good men don't fight with women?"

Nanfeng said angrily like a stubborn child: "If you want to find a good man, go to Teacher Zeng. Anyway, I never said I was a good man.

"I advise you to give up resistance, otherwise I will use strong methods."

"No, I don't want my face to be smeared with the saliva of Teacher Zeng and Zi Qiao!"

Seeing that Yu Mo was unwilling to give up resistance, Nanfeng really didn't dare to use force rashly.

So he stretched out his clean right hand through the crack in the door and gently scratched Yu Mo's waist.

"Ha ha……"

The ticklish Yu Mo instinctively shrank back because of Nan Feng's sudden attack. By the time she reacted, Nan Feng had already squeezed into the bedroom through the crack in the door.

"Now let's see where you can escape!"

Nanfeng stretched out his left hand covered with facial mask with a ferocious smile, obviously wanting to retaliate in kind.

He originally thought that Yu Mo would retreat in fear, but instead of retreating, Yu Mo advanced.

She took a step forward, then stood on her tiptoes, wrapping her arms around Nanfeng's neck.

Nan Feng suddenly froze in place.

"You clearly know that I'm ticklish, so you're lying."

Yu Mo whispered softly against Nanfeng's ear, and Nanfeng could even feel the airflow from her breath gently blowing the down on his ear.

"Little rascal."

She said softly, and every word seemed to go around in circles in Nan Feng's heart.

At this time, Nanfeng only had one thing on his mind.

[Am I a swindler? 】

[Can anyone say something fair? In our current situation, are we really a scammer? 】

[I just flattened A, but she immediately enlarged her move! ! ! 】

Just as Nan Feng was regaining control of his body, Yu Mo quickly wiped her mask-covered hand on his neck, and then she directly bypassed the stiff Nan Feng and rushed out of the house.

By the time Nanfeng realized what he was doing and rushed out, Yu Mo had already hid in Youyou's house and locked the door.

Boom, boom, boom!

Yu Mo knocked on the door three times, and then said proudly: "You little scoundrel, you should learn from it again."

[To fight with my sister, you still need to be more skillful~]

"Qin! Yu! Mo!"

Nanfeng said in a dumbfounded voice: "You...

"Damn it!"