Chapter 243
Fuck, I've been busy for many days, and finally I'm done. I can resume normal updates.
Last month, I missed the full attendance due to a few days of delay. I'm so angry. When can I stand up again?
There will be no more delays in the update. After all... I don't have points to exchange for leave slips. If I miss the full attendance this month, I won't be able to eat instant noodles.
Chapter 540 Schrödinger: There is only one murderer!!
After noticing the direction of Jerry's finger, Bai Song also looked down at the thing on his neck in the direction of Jerry's finger.
It's not just because Jerry pointed at his neck, but also because... the creature wrapped around his neck began to tremble wildly and became a little wet.
It should be said that not only did Bai Song's neck feel numb from the trembling, but also a body of cold sweat was stained on his neck, making his neck very hot and wet now.
I just don't know... as a cat, Tom's skin has such an amazing ability to sweat.
It was Tom's rapid sweating that drew Bai Song's attention to him. It must be said that wearing a furry, sweaty scarf on your neck is really uncomfortable.
It's 90% uncomfortable.
He looked down at Tom, who was tied to his neck. Tom felt a murderous aura and trembled all over. He raised his head tremblingly.
Bai Song and Tom looked at each other. What he could see on Tom's face was a scared expression.
The moment he saw this expression, Bai Song wanted to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. This... is not what he imagined? Tom, who is "one of us", is stealing from the company? Is this possible?!
But from this expression, it is obvious that he is afraid of being investigated and looks terrified.
Maybe in normal times, Bai Song would appease Tom when he saw this expression, but this time was different. Bai Song knew very well that at this time... he had to strike hard!
If he was not beaten for three days, he would dare to steal from the company. If he was not beaten for a week, he would probably tie me up like a dumpling and send me to Chaldea!
At this time, Bai Song looked at Tom's cowardly expression, and his lips trembled with anger. Although he had been irritated several times since he summoned Tom, this was the first time he was so angry.
I thought Tom's demolition of a house that he didn't buy was already the limit, but I didn't expect that there would be something even more cruel. Who taught him this?!
However, he was angry, but Bai Song was not completely angry. The only trace of reason told him that what if it wasn't Tom's fault? Jerry had just been wronged, and it would be bad if Tom was wronged again at this time.
Thinking of this, Bai Song took a deep breath and asked in a gentle tone, "Tom, did you take my gold?"
Seeing Bai Song's expression, Jerry, who was just thinking about having fun, pouted his mouth in dissatisfaction.
Biased, this is naked biased!
Just now when he was talking to himself, Bai Song still shouted directly, "Tell me, where did you put my gold!" Although he didn't finish, he should have said something like this.
Now, after realizing that the criminal might be Tom, Bai Song's attitude suddenly made a 180-degree turn, which made Jerry, who was just thinking about having fun, dumbfounded.
Even if you want to be double-standard, don't be so straightforward, okay? It hurts the mouse's heart!
At this time, Jerry has silently made up his mind. When he goes back, when Bai Song goes to bed, he will pour some liquid into his crotch to let him have a pleasant morning.
Don't ask why it is so vicious, the reason is very simple... Jerry's revenge is very strong!
When Tom heard this, coupled with Bai Song's suddenly suppressed anger, the whole cat was relieved.
It thought it was going to be hammered directly, but Bai Song didn't seem to want to punish it?
It's so funny, since he didn't punish himself, why should he be so cowardly?!
Realizing that the crisis was over, Tom stroked his forehead with his hand, and then shook it off a sweat drop as big as a sweat bead.
After knowing that his situation was stable, Tom was no longer panicked. The whole cat was like a gentleman cat, leaving Bai Song's neck, lightly jumping to the ground, and standing in front of Bai Song.
From Tom's expression, it is enough to see how relaxed he is at this time.
Anyway, he knew that he would not cause trouble for himself, so it was obviously not a difficult thing to admit that he took the gold or something.
At least, Tom is ready to say that he took the gold.
This relaxed feeling even made Bai Song less confident. Tom was very anxious just now, and it was obvious that he had indeed done something wrong, but after hearing him say, "Tom, did you take my gold?"
Tom was no longer afraid in an instant. Judging from Tom's expression, it seemed that Tom was not the one who was causing trouble.
In this case, Bai Song became even more confused. Since it was neither Jerry nor Tom, who else could have taken his treasure?
It couldn't be... Spike, right?
Just thinking of this possibility, Bai Song shook his head firmly in his heart.
Impossible, that stupid dog doesn't have this brain. '
Then in the final result, the only suspect mouse is Taffy.
But... will Taffy really do such a thing? Bai Song quickly recalled the scene of Taffy's appearance in Tom and Jerry, and suddenly felt that it seemed... there was really such a possibility.
After all, when Taffy appeared, it was always accompanied by the main theme of stealing things, such as stealing the key guarded by Tom when saving Robinson, stealing the food on the table guarded by Tom, the King of Burgundy's guard, and drinking Tom's milk.
In short, there are not a few people who have been stolen by Taffy, and the coverage of victims is also quite wide.
If he thought about it this way, Bai Song immediately felt that Taifei did have the possibility of stealing his gold, but... what was the motive? There must be a mover in everything?
Just when Bai Song was thinking hard and Zongsi was silently watching Bai Song who was "acting", Tom... stood up!
At this moment, Tom stretched out his right hand and pointed it straight at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
Then the elbow joint of his right hand began to move, causing his right hand to swing towards his chest. While swinging towards his chest, Tom's hand shape was also changing, and finally became a thumbs-up.
"Puff~Puff~."
Accompanied by two sounds like poking a sack, Tom proudly and forcefully poked his chest with his right thumb.
Bai Song, "?"
The first update is done, I'm going to write the second update, goodbye.
Chapter 541 Bai Song: Now, it's hunting time!!!
At this moment, Bai Song is still in a crazy brain storm.
Suddenly noticing Tom's action, he was slightly confused at the time, confused, but not completely confused, it can be called a slight confusion.
However, Bai Song, who is as smart as he is, spent 114514 microseconds and quickly realized what Tom was doing.
"Wait a minute... Tom is... answering my previous question?'
However, Bai Song was not sure.
After all, no one would be so proud to say that it was him in this situation, right? How could there be such a person? There is no such person at all, right?
So Bai Song was not very sure, so he asked again with some entanglement.
"Did you dig the gold?"
Hearing Bai Song's confirmation again, Tom nodded decisively with a proud smile without any hesitation, and his hands were on his waist, which was awesome.
After seeing Tom nod, Bai Song was instantly a little shocked.
This cat thing, after digging out 998g of his gold, he was not afraid at all and said "I took it", coupled with Tom's arrogance The expression was like saying, "It's just the cat, I took it, so what?!"
Bai Song was so angry that if there was a stone in his hand at this time, he would be so angry that he would directly squeeze it into a stone covered with sweat.
But... Bai Song didn't know Sister Li, where did Tom come from? He could be so arrogant and say that he took the gold?!
If Tom seemed to be a little afraid of her and gave her a little instant noodles, Bai Song might just be slightly angry, and then make a big deal out of a small matter... Of course, it was not a big deal, after all, this was 998g of gold!
What is the concept of 998g of gold? Rounded up to 100 million!
But Tom didn't know. Not only was it not afraid of him at all, but it was like a big boss, which made Bai Song no longer think of making a big deal out of it.
Facing this cat that doesn't take its owner seriously, it must be hit hard!
It has only been summoned by me for seven days and it dares to ignore its owner. If it is given a little more time, what it dares to do, Bai Song doesn't dare to think about it!
Continuing to suppress the anger that can punch through a 0.000001cm steel plate, Bai Song patiently decided to ask about the whereabouts of the gold first, "Where is the gold?"
After asking this question, Bai Song looked at Tom with expectation.
Unexpectedly, Tom clapped his hands together, then spread his hands and shrugged, and at the same time, he tilted his head with a wink.
"...... Gone?" Seeing Tom's action After that, Bai Song almost petrified. From a special perspective, Bai Song turned into white paper, accompanied by a prompt sound of "Ding!"
"Buzz~Buzz!" Tom nodded again and gave Bai Song a positive answer.
"How did it disappear?"
Hearing this, Tom was somewhat embarrassed. As a cat who doesn't like to talk much, how can he express how the gold disappeared without speaking?
Tom even thought that he might as well just speak directly.
However, it is not that there is no way to express it.
After thinking for a while, Tom decisively took out a banana from his back. This was taken from the bag of a girl who wore a phoenix-wing crown like two antennas and held a golden stick when he passed by before.
After peeling the banana, Tom swallowed it directly into his mouth, and then began to chew it, leaving no one for Bai Song or Jerry.
When Tom closed his mouth and chewed the banana in his mouth, it was almost like an oval. When he bit down, it became an oval that developed horizontally. When he separated his upper and lower jaws, it became an oval that developed vertically. When he opened his mouth again, it became an oval that developed horizontally again.
"Gulp~." After chewing a few times, Tom finished eating the banana and threw the banana peel away.
The flying banana peel was just like a special effect like a sword, and finally flew into the trash can, but... Bai Song did not draw a connection between this and the special effect, but only came to a conclusion.
"You... threw away the gold?!"
Hearing Bai Song's words, Tom hesitated for a moment and nodded decisively. Let's just say that it was like this. Throwing it out as a special effect is not throwing it away!
Seeing Tom nod again, Bai Song's face completely darkened, and he bent down and took off his right shoe.
Seeing Bai Song's action, Tom, who was originally proud that he had conveyed the meaning perfectly and was just standing there, suddenly felt a breath of... murderous aura!
After feeling this cold murderous aura, Tom trembled all over, and an ominous premonition filled his body.
There is no doubt...his master's amiable appearance just now was pretended. In fact, this was to trick him into telling the whole truth and then to settle accounts.
After realizing this, if Tom didn't like to talk, he might even say "Bai Song, you are too hot!"
Without the slightest hesitation, Tom decisively started to run smoothly.
It was too familiar with this kind of breath. Every time it was beaten by its previous master, it would feel this murderous intent, so it didn't need Bai Song to start, it started to run smoothly!
But...it seemed to have forgotten that whenever it started in a hurry, there would be a slippery buff.
Facing Tom who was slipping, Bai Song didn't hesitate and hit him on the buttocks with his shoe sole. Tom was so painful that he opened his mouth and closed his eyes and screamed and flew 50 centimeters, "Medicine!!!!!"
Although he also screamed and took off, this time, he only lasted a very normal time in the air, and Tom landed and ran away!
"Don't run!"
As he said, Bai Song grabbed his shoes and chased him, aiming at the buttocks and hit him with his shoe sole again!
"Snap!"
"Medicine!!!"
"Snap!"
"Medicine!!!"
In this way, Tom and Bai Song chased each other and left the gold shop and ran to the roadside.
Because there was a low wall on the roadside, Zongsi standing at the counter could only see Tom screaming and jumping every second, and each time he appeared, he was a little farther away.
Finally, Bai Song and Tom disappeared into the sky.
At this time, the novel describes that a circle of focus points with a black curtain outside was drawn around the periphery of the camera, focusing on Bai Song and Tom who were gradually disappearing, and soon narrowed to a black curtain that filled the entire screen.
Souji was left alone in the gold shop, watching Bai Song and Tom leave in a daze.
The second update is done, I'm going to sleep, goodbye.
Chapter 542 Kung Fu Mouse!!!
Looking at Bai Song and Tom going away, Souji was stunned.
"So... it's really not coming for me?"
Talking to himself, Souji felt a sense of disappointment, which made Souji alert. Could he have a serious illness? Is it that... M or something?
Thinking of this possibility, Souji was frightened and his skin tightened. What kind of pervert is he who wants to be beaten up by others?
It's absolutely impossible for him to be M or something!
In her heart, Souji firmly believed that she was not a masochist!