Chapter 233

Looking at the simple, dark yellow target panel interface in front of him, Bai Song really felt that the panel had a "curry smell" the more he looked at it.

Seeing his master suddenly become angry, Tom was a little confused at first, but then after Bai Song talked to himself a few more times, Tom held his chin with his hand and thought for a moment.

Suddenly, Tom's eyes lit up.

He thought, his master seemed to be very dissatisfied with the so-called "panel" thing, and wanted to write a bad review?

If... I write a bad review for my master, it is equivalent to saving my master the time wasted on writing a bad review, which is likely to deepen my master's trust in me!

The first update is done, I'm going to write the second one, goodbye.

Chapter 517 Tom found a little female cat?!

You know, since Jerry came, Tom has a sense of crisis.

He is very afraid that his position as the second in command of his master will be challenged by Duck Neck and Dog later.

Especially after Spike carried the game, this feeling of uneasiness was directly the climax of Deidara!

But even so, Tom's sense of crisis did not fully break out. After all, even if Spike won the MVP for a few games, that was all. Even Spike's performance could be regarded as a god in one game and a ghost in another.

It can beat Lu Bu and Mashu, but it can also be punched into the ground by Gudako, and then it can beat Scathach violently, and it can also be directly frozen into a lump of ice by Tom's accidental injury.

And Tom froze it into ice to save this stupid dog from Illya, but it was frozen because it couldn't dodge in time. That was the stupid dog's own business.

In the final, this dog was even shown out of the safe zone by Mr. Jin's combo and was directly sent.

It is estimated that even if Spike's performance is good, Bai Song wants to completely replace his position with Spike, and he has to weigh whether it is worth it.

Not to mention that Spike is a huge stupid dog, and you can tell at a glance that he eats much more than this cute cat.

So no matter how well Spike performs, you don't need to care

And then in the final Tatakai that just happened, after it had a fight with the arrogant golden retriever for a long time, the head was finally taken away by the little mouse Taffy.

At that moment, Tom realized that if he didn't do something to maintain his position, it is very likely that his position would be replaced by the two mice.

For the owner, raising a mouse is much more economical than raising cats and dogs. After all... no matter how greedy a mouse is, how much can it eat?

But cats and dogs are different, they are really showing off to death.

As a cat who has always had dirty hands, Tom can proudly say that raising himself is indeed much more expensive than raising a mouse.

After all, he did steal food from the refrigerator, and even though he often tried to stop Jerry from stealing food from the refrigerator, but... Jerry's stolen food in more than ten episodes was not as impressive as that of a cat who stole food from the refrigerator.

However, Tom would never say this out loud even if he proudly admitted it.

If Bai Song heard it, there would be no need for Shushu to challenge his position, and Tom would be sent out of the house directly by his words.

Thinking of this, Tom couldn't help but think of himself carrying a red luggage bag on his shoulder with a stick and leaving the house in a daze.

Just thinking about that picture, Tom couldn't help but shudder.

After thinking so much in his mind, Tom nodded silently. It was time to deepen Bai Song's impression of himself as a "capable" cat.

Not wanting to wait until he got home, Tom wrote a tearful bad review for Bai Song on the so-called ‘panel’ from his back!

I just don’t know if his master would think that his behavior was a bit presumptuous, and he was still a little hesitant.

But hesitant as he was, he had to write the bad review first.

Judging from the laziness of his master, he would definitely think that his ghostwriting helped him a lot, and the possibility of increasing his trust in him would increase directly!

With Tom’s hand speed, it only took three seconds to complete a bad review letter with master-level handwriting.

A closer look shows that the number of words in this bad review even reached hundreds of words, which means that Tom’s hand speed completed the super-long bad review of hundreds of words in three seconds.

And the most amazing thing is that this was not typed with a keyboard, but written with a fountain pen!

Well... even if it was typed with a keyboard, it would be impossible for a normal human to type hundreds of words in three seconds, even if they rolled their faces on the keyboard!

After finishing writing the bad review letter, Tom immediately took out an envelope from his back.

He put the bad review letter in the envelope, closed it, poured some sealing wax on the joint, and then took out a seal and pressed it on the hot sealing wax.

After two seconds, when the sealing wax cooled down, Tom took away his seal.

At the joint of the envelope containing the bad review letter, a seal with the pattern of "Tom on the left, Jerry on the right, and Schrödinger in the middle" appeared.

Perfect!'

"Mm~~~mua~~~!" After the envelope was completed, Tom kissed the envelope reflexively. Tom's mouth was like a toilet skewer and he sucked on the envelope tightly, and he jerked it to one side. , and even splashed some saliva

Just after the kiss, Tom recalled that he seemed to be writing a negative review instead of a love letter to another female cat? Why did he even kiss him?!

After reacting to the dream, Tom's face suddenly turned a little green and he thought, 'I'm careless, I'm used to writing love letters about licking female cats!'

“Bah bah bah!!!”

After taking it away with a look of disgust on his face, Tom "poofed" a few times, but the disgust on Tom's face still didn't weaken.

However...Bai Song had some reaction.

Bai Song had just closed the panel with some displeasure, and felt that there seemed to be a little drizzle falling on his ears. However, it was a sunny day, and there was no chance of rain.

Combined with Tom's "bah bah bah" sound, it can be seen that Tom sprayed on the top of his head.

"Tom!" Looking sideways at Tom who was holding an envelope, Bai Song said with some displeasure, "Did you spit on my head...?"

Just as he was speaking halfway, Bai Song saw the envelope in Tom's hand, "What's this in your hand?"

When Tom heard this, he was about to tell Bai Song that this was a negative review letter, but Bai Song saw a saliva lip mark on the envelope.

The moment he saw this lip mark, combined with Tom's behavior of "poohing" a few times just now, it must be because he kissed the envelope, and then "poofed" a few times because there may be some dust on the envelope.

And what kind of letter requires kissing? It’s a love letter.

There is no doubt that there must be a little female cat trying to seduce his own cat. After realizing this, Bai Song immediately showed an "I understand" smile, "Don't explain, great, I'm optimistic about you!"

After hearing Bai Song say that he was optimistic about his decision to write a negative review letter, Tom immediately stopped worrying about it.

Just now I was thinking whether Bai Song might feel that he was a little self-assertive, but now... I don't have that worry at all!

After finishing the second update, I went to bed and said goodbye.

Chapter 518 Tom the dog licker!

After all, my owner saw the negative review letter he wrote, and then said to himself directly, "Don't explain it, it's great, I like you!"

In addition, Bai Song was smiling from ear to ear at this time, what is this? This is because Maomao can share trivial matters with him, and he feels unusually fishy!

At this moment, Tom seemed to have seen Bai Song's trust in him skyrocket.

Encouraged by Bai Song, I originally thought about mailing the letter quietly after returning home in the evening, but now Bai Song is encouraging me. If I don't mail the letter now, I will be sorry for the atmosphere at this time.

Tom stood on Bai Song's shoulders and looked around, looking for something.

After looking around for a week, Tom saw an extremely abrupt large red cylindrical mailbox with English words all over it. It smelled like an old American post office mailbox from the last century.

Moreover, this mailbox is on the street where Bai Song parked his car, and it is only about ten meters away from Tom, which is just right.

After jumping off Bai Song's shoulders, Tom trotted towards the mailbox. In the middle of the process, he jumped up excitedly and slapped the soles of his feet against each other. His movements were the same as Jiraiya's foot seals.

Bai Song looked at Tom's excited movement toward the mailbox and smiled like an aunt.

Although I am very curious why there are such beautiful Chinese mailboxes in the style of the last century in the modern paradises established by ancient kings in Japan and the Middle East, this is not the focus of the Bai Song Dynasty. After all, this may not be very scientific, but it must be very interesting. in the river.

Looking at Tom who was standing by the mailbox, taking out a stamp from his front and starting to put it on the letter, Bai Song was a little curious as to why he didn't take something out from the back this time.

But I was confused, but only for a short moment, after all, the back was facing me at the moment.

At this time, something suddenly appeared from behind. This was neither river, nor science, nor quantum mechanics, so Tom naturally dug something out in front.

At this time, since Tom's front was in an unobserved chaotic state for Bai Song, who could only see the back, it was natural that whatever he pulled out was reasonable.

"Okay, I'm promising. I found the female cat in just a few days? I've already written a love letter."

Looking at Tom handing over the 'love letter' with an aunt's smile, Bai Song patted Jerry's little head and said, "Why don't you learn from Tom and come back when you trick a mouse?"

With a slumped face, Jerry propped his elbows on the edges of Bai Song's trouser pockets, supported his chin with the palms of his hands, pouted, frowned, and looked at Tom who was delivering letters in front of him.

Isn't it? Again?'

At this time, the scene of Tom's defeat at the hands of the female cat was still vivid in his mind.

How many days had it passed? Tom actually fell in love with a new female cat again, and then he must have become the new female cat's licker.

Looking at Tom who fell in love again, Jerry shook his head and smacked his lips, "Tsk, tsk, tsk~"

Jerry's expression was not because of Tom's resistance to Tom's behavior, but because he was so angry that he licked all the cats, and the number of licks was relatively large in total. Why didn't he lick a few more female cats?

Although Tom did lick more female cats, he only licked one female cat at a time. After discovering failure, he would lick the next female cat.

It may seem that Tom is a bit carefree, but... in fact, it is not necessarily the case. Every time Tom licks the female cat, he is really sincere. This also leads to the failure of licking the female cat every time. In the end, they will be deeply psychologically harmed.

One time he was so hurt that he sat on the railroad tracks and committed suicide... Well, when Jerry himself was feeling sympathy for Tom, he also discovered that the female mouse he was licking ran away with other mice.

He also sat next to Tom in despair, waiting for the train to run over him.

If it weren't for the fact that a railway worker passed by while they were waiting to be run over and drove them away with curses, they would really have died for love.

The next day, Tom and Jerry tried their best again and continued to lick new ones to mess with!

(Don’t ask if there is such a follow-up scene, I don’t want to see tragedy, even if this is not the plot here, it has to be!)

However, if Tom licks multiple female cats at one time, it will lead to quantitative changes and qualitative changes, so that Tom will not be hit by the gain or loss of one cat.

After all, there are many cats licking at the same time. If one or two cats refuse, it will just cross out a few names in the 'Diary of the Licking King'.

At this time, Tom, who was happily delivering the negative review letter that he had just written so hard, did not realize that his old rival Jerry would think that he was in spring again, and then he became a... New female cat licking dog.

If Jerry's thoughts were known to Tom, he would probably say, "Crown...can the thing about champion cats be called licking? That's called...that's called sacrificing everything for love." !'

What's more, Tom can confidently say that what he submitted was not a love letter at all, but a negative review letter!

Could it be that it, which had just been hurt by love, would send a love letter today?

Laughing to death, that is absolutely impossible!

Because Tom's love letter will not be sent out until tomorrow, because... yesterday when Bai Song was sleeping, he accidentally saw an extremely beautiful white cat on the beach.

After seeing the flawless white cat, Tom immediately said, 'It's so hot! I decided to lick it with my tongue... No, I pursued it with my heart!'

"pia~pia~"

After submitting the negative review letter, Tom stood there and clapped his hands. When he clapped his hands, a trace of dust appeared, which symbolized that he was done.

Whenever Tom completes something, he is likely to clap his hands, as if to express the feeling that the hard work is over, and first brush off the dust collected while working on his hands.

After clapping his hands, Tom turned his head and walked towards Bai Song who was sitting on the battery car. Seeing Bai Song's 'approving' smile, Tom was in a state of elation as a cat.

Immediately afterwards, Tom saw Jerry in Baisong's right trouser pocket. At this time, he was looking at him with a slumped face.

Facing the displeased Jerry, Tom didn't realize that Jerry was pitying him. Instead, he felt that Jerry was jealous of him.

Just thinking about Jerry being jealous that he had been appreciated by his master, he wanted to jump up and kneel down in front of Jerry and said with a lewd smile.

"I've wanted to see your expression for a long time, this expression of envy of me~ahhahahaha~~~!!!"

The first update is done, and the second update is done. Say goodbye.

Chapter 519 Public trial of Ai Lei!!!!!

Just thinking that Jerry was envious of his situation at this time, Tom couldn't help but walk towards the Tom and Jerry eDonkey with his head held high.

After arriving in front of Bai Song, Bai Song said to Tom, "Come on, I'm optimistic about you! Work harder!"

After hearing another encouragement from his master, Tom gracefully bowed to Bai Song as a knight.

After completing the salute, Tom returned to Bai Song's neck with an arrogant look, and wrapped himself around Bai Song's neck.

After reaching Tom's neck, Tom's sense of superiority exploded again. Look where the other animals were squatting, and then look where he was?!

Spike, the dog, squatted on the pedals and shivered.

From this position, it can be seen that Spike's position as the younger brother in the Bai Song family can be described as the lowest level.

Jerry, Shushu, was carried in his right trouser pocket.

It can be seen from this position that although it is not the lowest position and can be regarded as the middle position, in Japan, among the left and right ministers, the left one is the most expensive, and the right one is second, so Jerry's status is middle and lower.