Chapter 244
And when the boss was doubting himself, and at the same time firmly denying himself who doubted himself, Jerry was watching Bai Song chasing Tom with a happy face, until the end of the horizon!
Yes, this is exactly what he was waiting for with a happy face before. He, Jerry, wants to see the snow flowing into a river!!!
At this time, Bai Song in the distance was already too strenuous to chase Tom, so he rode on the battery car and drove with one hand with his left hand. Every time he caught up with Tom with his right hand, he waved the shoe he was holding in his right hand fiercely.
From a visual point of view, the movements are extremely coordinated.
The Bai Song Dynasty would like to call this "human and vehicle integration"!
...
As he watched, Jerry's little brows furrowed slightly. Amidst the laughter and laughter, he seemed to have discovered something brilliant.
Bai Song and Tom...are you chasing after me like this?
Then...what about myself?!
Thinking of this, Jerry suddenly realized in his heart, "It's broken, I haven't gotten in the car yet?"
After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Jerry suddenly stood up from the glass cabinet, spread his hands, and shouted in his heart with a look of surprise.
I haven't even gotten in the car yet!'
Seeing Bai Song who was moisturized, Jerry immediately jumped off the glass counter, stretched his hands forward and sprinted towards Bai Song's leaving direction in a 100-meter sprint!
"Wait, I haven't gotten in the car yet!!!"
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Minutes passed.
Jerry stood on the road, holding on to the curb, and began to breathe heavily, "Hi~, ha~~~~~~~~!!!"
"Hi~, ha~~~~~~!!!"
"Hi~, ha~~~!!"
"Hi~, ha~~~~~!!!"
"Hi~, ha~~~~~~!!!"
"Hi~, ha~~~~!!!"
Every time he took a breath, Jerry would immediately exhale a large breath. Listening to the sound of exhalation, it was as if he was about to expire.
But even though Jerry ran with all his strength, he still couldn't catch up with Bai Song who was chasing Tom Swallow on a battery car. After all... legs can't outrun two wheels. .
Especially for Jerry, a super mini rat, there is absolutely no possibility of catching up.
However, although he failed to catch up with Bai Song, Jerry had already tried his best. At this time, it had already ran out... Since he didn't remember how far he ran, Jerry took some time out of his busy schedule to catch his breath. glanced behind
Well, you can still see the gold shop, about...100 meters away.
Looking at the gold shop so close, Jerry opened his mouth in disbelief, and his jaw was directly taken over by gravity and hit the ground heavily, 'What...?!'
But we can’t blame Shushu for not doing his best, after all, Shushu has tried his best.
However, due to his short body, the 100 meters to Jerry, a little mouse, was like the old unlucky guy who was pushed out after the school sports meeting because the whole class didn't want to participate.
After a few seconds, Jerry picked up his chin and returned it to its normal state, looking back in the direction Bai Song left.
At this time, Jerry's heart was broken. The point of breaking was not that he couldn't go back, because he knew very well that he could go back. After all, he was not a rookie pigeon, and he still remembered that he was a member of the cat, mouse and dog team. The location of the temporary settlement is in a small alley.
What makes it miserable is that because it was ignored by Bai Song, it means... it will most likely miss tonight's celebration banquet!
This kind of thing...this kind of thing...this kind of thing is absolutely intolerable to Ta Ma!
As a rat, it can admit its weakness, and it can also accept its nature of showing off. After all, only by accepting your fragile self can you have the best rat life and a better tomorrow!
However, if someone dares to stop it from eating, it will definitely get into trouble with that guy!
If it just can't eat under normal circumstances, it will be anxious with the guy who prevents it from eating, and it will only be anxious. In fact, it is usually very angry and will be angry all day long.
Only when it is really angry will it strike hard.
But this time, it was obvious that it was time to get angry. Everyone could obviously have something to eat...even Tom who stole the gold!
As a result, he would probably not be able to eat it. In this case, Jerry would definitely be angry.
It's heartbreaking not to be able to eat, but it's even more heart-wrenching for my brothers to be able to eat delicious food!
Just when Jerry was in despair, suddenly... a sound that made Jerry's asshole tighten suddenly came from the sidewalk, very close!
“Meow~~~.
Hearing this voice, Jerry immediately raised his head and looked over. He saw a little gray cat on the curb that was equivalent to the kitten Tom had taught him. It was staring at him with its fangs exposed. When he came out, the cold light in his mouth was already sharp!
"Wow!!!"
With a very sharp cry, the little gray cat suddenly pounced on Jerry!
Ten seconds passed.
"Papa~." Jerry patted his hand gently and looked at the shivering little gray cat lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face.
Can Jerry coddle it? I just learned the grappling technique and it fell to the ground in just one stroke!
Seeing Jerry looking down at him with his head held high, the little gray cat, who was already scared of being beaten, decisively crawled in front of Jerry like a cat bread.
"Goooooooooo."
Looking at the little gray cat in front of him, Jerry's eyes were sharp. Just now he thought that he might not be able to catch up with Bai Song, but when he fell asleep, a pillow was delivered to him.
It is known that Bai Song rode the electric scooter in order to chase Tom while waving his soles and slapping Tom's ass.
In other words, Bai Song's speed depends on Tom's escape speed, and now that he owns a cat, it means that he can escape on Tom's back!
The first update is done, and the second update is done. Say goodbye.
Chapter 543 The return of Confucius!!!
It can also be seen that when Tom ran away, he was slapped on the butt a second later, and every time Tom was spanked hard, he would jump up suddenly.
When it jumps like this, it will temporarily stop running for a short period of time, which means that Tom is not always running at full speed.
In other words, as long as you ride on this little gray cat that has no martial ethics and comes to cheat and attack you, its speed will be faster than Tom's speed.
In this way, we can catch up with Bai Song and Tom!
Thinking of this, hope once again appeared in Jerry's eyes...the hope of being able to attend the celebration party!
Without any hesitation, Jerry straddled the cat's back. It happened that the cat seemed to have an owner, and it was also tied with a walking rope, which could be used as a rein at this time.
"Hey!!!!"
Jerry just waved the reins he was holding with his little hands, and the cat, who was frightened by Jerry's beating, immediately flew away like an arrow from a string in the direction of Bai Song chasing Tom!
This scene was perfectly discovered by passers-by.
Seeing Jerry driving the cat and galloping away, a passerby immediately took out his mobile phone and started shooting a video, "Sigui! There is actually a mouse that can control the cat. It's a long time since we've seen it! "
Passerby No. 2: "It's fake, right? Why is a mouse so brave? Not afraid of being eaten by a cat if it falls?"
Passerby No. 3: "Didn't you see that the mouse just knocked down the cat with a shoulder throw as if he knew karate?"
Passerby No. 2: "What else? This rat has become a spirit? Didn't it say that after World War II, it is not allowed to become a spirit?!"
While the passers-by around were talking, a young guy who was eating melon and watching a show with a happy face suddenly stiffened. At this time, he suddenly realized that he was not here to walk the cat?
So...where is the cat that I just held?
Taking a closer look, the mouse riding away was my own cat!
"Xiao Huihui, come back, Xiao Huihui!" Looking at the little gray cat that was getting wet after being ridden by Jerry, the man immediately frantically tried to catch up with him, "Let's go home and eat something delicious after we're done." Yes, be good, don’t run away!”
If the man at this time sang the song "Winter Flowers", it would be a sure success, but it's a pity that he can't sing it.
But no matter what, he felt extremely desperate at this time. Who had he provoked? The cat he had worked so hard to raise was ridden away by a mouse?!
It's a pity that he just took his cat out to buy cat food and laid cat eggs by the way. How did he lose his cat?
He has already paid the money for Mao Gadan in advance. Now that the cat has run away, isn’t it in vain? He must find the cat back as soon as possible!
Otherwise, today will be ruined again, and he will have to wait until the next time he goes out. As an otaku, how can he have so much time to go out? For an otaku, going out is no less dangerous than entering a giant wall to investigate!
Unfortunately, due to Jerry's power, the little gray cat named Xiao Huihui will not be able to come back soon.
"Huh? Where's xx-san? Were you here just now?" At this time, a young man happened to come out of the pet shop. He was the one who came out to inform the man that the cat egg surgery was ready, "He was obviously here just now. ?”
The young man scratched his head and looked around with a strange expression.
Looking at the man running wildly, Passerby No. 2 suddenly said with emotion, "He will not come back again."
Passerby No. 3 heard this and continued with understanding, "And I will gallop through the night full of desire..."
Passer No. 2/Rider No. 3: “…until destruction.
"Hey guys, did you watch that show about the gangsters? The 'men who thirst for blood, violence and money.'
Passerby No. 3 heard this and smiled crookedly, "Didn't you read it too?"
Listening to the incomprehensible words of the two passers-by, the young man tilted his head and looked completely confused, "Ah? What is this?"
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At this time, Jerry was completely unaware of everything that happened next. Even if he knew about it, he would just scratch his butt and not care at all.
Now Jerry only cares about one thing, and that is whether he can catch up with Bai Song, the scumbag who left him alone, and have a good celebration banquet.
Since last night, it has been hearing Bai Song say things like, 'We'll have a big dinner tomorrow,' 'I'll treat you to delicious food tomorrow,' and 'If you have good results, you'll be rewarded with an extra chicken.' So I started to look forward to it early. got up.
How could it be okay to suddenly abandon yourself now? Jerry would never allow it!
'Come on! Cat!'
While riding the little gray cat, Jerry shouted in his heart, 'Your speed is definitely more than this, burst out your full speed!'
It seemed that the little gray cat really heard Jerry's inner shout, or... simply heard the owner's shout suddenly from behind, 'We'll go home and eat delicious food, be good, don't run away!', and was scared to break his limit.
In short, after Jerry shouted this sentence, the speed of the little gray cat seemed to have reached a higher level.
Maintaining this speed, Jerry quickly began to catch up with Bai Song who was chasing Tom!
And in another place, a certain coast.
A burly tough guy, whose clothes were blown to pieces, leaving only his underwear intact, was lying on the beach, not knowing whether he was dead or alive.
If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely think that this man was dead at the first time, after all, he was lying face down on the beach, his face was still imprinted in the sand, and he couldn't breathe at all.
If he could live, he would have sworn, "If I'm still alive, I'll stand upside down."
However... the fingers of this "host" twitched slightly.
"Hmm..." After a muffled groan, this man who looked like a big muscle man stood up with his hands trembling on the ground.
After looking around, the strong man said confusedly, "...Where is this?"
This strong man was none other than Kongzi, who had been out of touch for dozens of minutes.
"It hurts, it hurts..." Before Confucius could determine where he was, a pain came from the front half of his body, "Tsk, pain is such an inconvenient thing!"
After feeling the pain, Confucius' memory was completely connected, and the last firecracker explosion in his mind immediately emerged.
"By the way, I was blown away by Schrodinger, that dog!"
The second update is done, I'm going to sleep, goodbye.
Chapter 544: The Origin of Confucius!
Yes, this strong man is the Confucius who was blown away by Taifei's firecracker!
After feeling the pain, Confucius' memory was completely connected, and the last firecracker explosion in his mind immediately emerged.
"By the way, I was blown away by Schrödinger!"
Thinking back to that scene, Confucius' face immediately turned red... because he was angry.
He originally thought that the firecracker that looked like a firecracker was not actually a firecracker, but some information left by Bai Song for himself as an ally.
After all, the firecracker was very problematic at first glance.
As a firecracker, there was a note in front of him saying "This is not a trap, please feel free to touch it", which was obviously a cover-up.
When a normal person sees it, the first reaction must be that this thing must be a bomb, but...this is a very basic cognition.