Chapter 265

"... I would like to ask a weak question, is there a possibility... I mean it is possible, not necessarily right..."

"What?"

"It's just... is it possible that this is not an event, but that Nero was really fighting with Schrödinger and was beaten violently..."

"Laughing to death, that's absolutely impossible!!!"

...

Ignoring the speeches in the audience, Bai Song looked at Nero lying on the ground and fell into a baby-like sleep, and wiped his forehead.

Although I didn’t do anything extraordinary, I still worked hard for myself!

After casually throwing the baseball bat on the ground, Bai Song looked at Tom and Spike who were still fighting with each other, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, "In the end, it was me who did the harm."

At this time, the white smoke that obscured the vision has disappeared, which means that the most chaotic battle is over.

At the current scene, Tom is riding on the chest of Spike who is lying on the ground. He is holding Spike's collar in his left hand and lifting his head up, while his right hand is constantly pumping out fire fists.

Although Tom was also being scratched by Spike's armpits crazily with both hands at this time, he often let out a burst of reluctant laughter such as 'Ouch!', 'Ahaha!', 'Wooheeheehee!'

It was clear that Tom had the upper hand at this point.

As for Jerry, who was temporarily partnering with Tom, he was sitting on the ground eating melon and watching the show, without any sense of participation at all.

"Tom! Stop fighting and get the bag quickly!"

After Bai Song shouted like this, Tom and Spike, cats and dogs, ignored Bai Song's words and continued to fight. They simply didn't give Bai Song, the owner, any face.

'You forced me...'

Seeing that Tom and Spike were so disrespectful to him, Bai Song decisively chose to use his trump card.

That is...

"I'll give you three seconds. If you don't stop, let alone tomorrow's breakfast. You'll be hungry all day tomorrow...right?"

The moment Bai Song's words were about to end, Bai Song's eyes only felt blurry. Tom and Spike, who had just been struggling in the same place, disappeared.

When Bai Song said the last word "Ba", Tom was already in front of him, with a flattering smile on his face, and began to pack Nero's body with a linen bag, as if nothing happened just now.

He, Tom, is the most obedient cat among his masters.

Although... there is only one cat in total.

Spike also began to take practical action. At the same time that Tom started bagging Nero, Spike had already taken out a bench from nowhere and placed it behind Bai Song's butt.

Then Spike stood on the bench and lifted Bai Song's shoulders with a flattering look on his face.

"..." Faced with this situation, Bai Song didn't know what to say. This cat and dog's obsession with food... was really hopeless.

It is better to raise rats. After all, even if rats can eat, how much can they eat?

"It's so funny that Schrödinger's cats and dogs don't listen to Schrödinger's instructions. They have to use food as a temptation to move. I have never seen such a weird cat or dog."

"Foregoing, is there a possibility... If your cats and dogs stop being obedient, even if you feed them cat and dog food every day, your house will have to be torn down?"

"...My heart aches!" Recalling the sofa that had just been dismantled by his own Erha, the corners of the audience's mouth that were still laughing at him slowly calmed down, and even bent downwards. At the same time, he couldn't help but cover his head. He held his chest.

It was okay not to mention it, but when he mentioned it, he recalled the gloomy memories, which made him almost have a heart attack. Not to mention that his cats and dogs were disobedient, it would be great if they could not tear down the house.

What’s better than Schrödinger’s cats and dogs? Not only do they seduce them with food and become 100% obedient, they even pinch their owners’ shoulders. How can they actually pinch their shoulders?!!!

And the most important thing is that Schrödinger’s cats and dogs don’t tear down the house!

"Speaking of which, shouldn't the focus be on Schrödinger's cat starting to pack Nero?"

"Ah, yes! I almost forgot that there was one lying on the ground."

"Why did Schrödinger pack Nero back? Could it be..."

"Schrödinger...doesn't he want to pack Nero back? Is there any wife who can draw a notebook? I suggest you start painting immediately. When you are done, remember to send me a copy and I will buy it at a high price... .Drink hehehe.”

"Next to you, put away that King Qin Wu smile and be more serious, but... mail me a copy too, I want to be healthy too."

"That's right, this kind of abduction scene can actually be associated with a Japanese drama...? Wait, you thick eyebrows have betrayed the revolution too?! Forget it, I want it too!"

"I have a friend who also wants to be healthy."

"Is the friend you are talking about yourself?"

Listening to the speeches in the audience, Bai Song snorted and laughed to death. Is he, Bai Song, such a person?

...Well, they're really good at reading people!

In short, Bai Song didn't pay attention to these rumors. Anyway, no matter how unreasonable these people spread the rumors, in the end it was Schrödinger who was in trouble.

They are blackmailing Schrödinger, what does Bai Song have to do with him?

At the same time, Tom also put the first linen bag on Nero and tied the bag tightly with a thick hemp rope.

However, Tom did not stop. After putting on the first bag, Tom started to put on the second bag. He was quite familiar with this process.

The first update is done, and I will write the second update. Goodbye.

Chapter 592 The announcement of the final task

After all, he had just thickened the "seal" for Gudako, and then re-arrested Ryunosuke and put a bunch of linen bags on him.

Now it is time to "seal" Nero. Tom has already put on dozens of bags. His skills have reached perfection and he is quite experienced!

After Tom put on the first bag, the entire Golden Theater completely collapsed and disappeared because Nero was offline.

However, although the audience above were sitting high up, after the Golden Theater was released, they did not fall down like dumplings, but were where they were before entering the Golden Theater.

"Fuck... it stinks!"

"I just remembered that there was an idiot dumping manure here. Anyway, the show is over, it's time to clean up!"

"Let's clean up, let's clean up!"

"I don't want to stay in this cesspool-like lakeside park for even a second!"

"Fuck, if we don't retreat, I feel like the dinner I just had is about to come out."

"Brother Meng, let's clean up!"

......

As everyone returned to the stinky lakeside park, more and more people couldn't stand the stench here and began to retreat.

Once there was the first one, there would be the second one. Soon, the entire lakeside park was left with only Tom, who was still "humming and humming" in the sack, Spike, who was rubbing his back, Bai Song, who was enjoying the back rub, and the two little mice.

At the same time when the first bag was put on, a reminder sound came in Bai Song's mind.

There is no doubt that this was to remind Bai Song that this goal had been successfully completed.

However, Bai Song did not open the panel directly at this time. Instead, he covered his nose and rushed out of the lakeside park. This smelly place... He could not stay there for a second.

While running away, he also shouted, signaling the four little cats, rats and dogs under his control to follow.

"Run!!!"

Soon, Bai Song brought Tom, Jerry, Spike and Taffy to the entrance of the lakeside park. After riding on his electric donkey, Bai Song directly pressed the transformation button.

After just a flash of white light, the electric donkey turned into the cat, rat and dog chariot mode for a long time... and it was the kind with a transparent top cover.

Just like the top cover on the F35 fighter, it perfectly isolates the outside, extremely smelly, and the stench from the evil god of the subspace.

As everyone knows, the transformation in the anime is only the most detailed close-up shot for the first time, and the transformation of each component will be perfectly displayed, but... basically only the first transformation is like this.

The subsequent transformations were as fast as possible, and they wished that there was no transformation animation at all, and that the transformation was successful with a flash of white light.

The first reason was that there was no budget, the second was that they felt sorry for the budget, and the third was that they were afraid of exceeding the budget.

Of course, there was also the consideration of the length of the animation.

What Bai Song remembered most clearly was the first time Goku transformed into Super Saiyan 3 in Dragon Ball, and he wished that the transformation would take dozens of episodes.

When it came to the final battle in the Kaioshin Realm, he shouted to Buu, "Wait a minute!" and instantly entered the Super Saiyan 3 state with a pose, which directly gave Bai Song, who was still young at the time, a little bit of transformation speed shock.

Therefore, Bai Song's chariot, as the equipment that had been lost for the first time, naturally completed the transformation instantly this time.

After the electric donkey instantly turned into a chariot, although the foul air outside was isolated, Bai Song still started the cat, mouse and dog chariot immediately.

Under the stimulation of the powerful energy of the battery of the cat, mouse and dog chariot, the whole cat, mouse and dog chariot disappeared instantly like a rocket... Don't ask why the passengers are not worried about acceleration, acceleration? What acceleration? Funny characters have no acceleration!

As for why Bai Song opened the car first even though he could not smell the smell.

The reason is very simple, although Bai Song himself could not smell the smell.

But...the shell of the chariot is still in close contact with these odors. Bai Song is really afraid that his chariot will stay there for too long, causing the body of the car to be marinated by the odor of Nurgle.

If it is really marinated, then Bai Song may not want to touch this chariot again in his life.

......Of course, wanting to drive is one thing, and whether to drive is another

Drive, you must drive it, after all, there is only this chariot in your family, and Bai Song has no extra money to buy a new battery car.

Whenever he thought of the funding problem, Bai Song couldn't help but want to take off his shoes and spank Tom.

He was going to get rich from selling gold, but Tom, the spendthrift, squandered all the gold, so Bai Song didn't get rich from the gold medal in the end. Just thinking about the small amount of money going away from him made Bai Song feel heartbroken

But there was nothing he could do. It was over, and could he ask Tom to turn gold into gold for him?!

If it could turn into gold, it wouldn't have been chased and beaten by me for an entire afternoon. I would have taken out the gold to end my fate of being beaten.

Bai Song felt heartbroken while driving the Cat, Rat and Dog Chariot with Cat and Mouse to a river.

After turning Cat, Rat and Dog back into the e-scooter mode, Bai Song got off the car and personally washed the e-scooter with a basin. After the odor was completely gone, Bai Song breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Bai Song had time to open his own panel interface and opened the target interface very skillfully.

Mission name: Cut off the tentacles of chaos

Target: Eliminate/completely control the Chosen One from the Void Realm

Current progress: 4+1/4

Status: Completed

Seeing this completed status, Bai Song breathed a sigh of relief. It has been a week, and he finally completed this main task.

However, Bai Song breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could completely relax and was about to close the panel, suddenly, another task popped up below, pushing the task of "cutting off the tentacles of chaos" up.

"Hmm?" Seeing this, Bai Song stopped his hand that was about to close the panel.

Task name: Save the world

Goal: Destroy the four evil gods and the subspace

Current progress: None

Status: In progress

Description: You have captured several cult leaders. Now let's annihilate all the evil gods and give the universe a better tomorrow!

"Ah???"

Looking at this task, Bai Song breathed a sigh of relief, and then he took it back again.

This task... gave Bai Song an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

It was like...

"Very good, you have learned 1+1=2, now let's use the knowledge you have learned to prove or disprove the theory of relativity!"

The second update is done, I'm going to sleep, goodbye.

Chapter 593 Basic Ways of Crossing

Mission Name: Save the World

Objective: Destroy the Four Evil Gods and the Subspace

Current Progress: None

Status: In Progress

Description: You have captured several cult leaders. Now let's destroy all the evil gods and give the universe a better tomorrow!

Looking at this introduction, Bai Song felt powerless to complain, and felt that he would lose if he was serious.

This introduction was somewhat too brief, and it didn't even explain how to go to the subspace and what preparations needed to be made before going.