Chapter 236
During the ancient Roman Republic, there were only two ways to enter politics. One was to rise to the top through military merit. Caesar’s uncle Marius became the consul at the top of the Republic through military merit, and was elected seven times!
The second is to become a lawyer. Cicero, the head of the Roman Senate, became famous by winning the case of the Governor of Sicily.
So Caesar, who had studied eloquence since he was a child, decided to become a new lawyer and enter politics.
The result... I lost the first lawsuit in my life very happily. Not only did I lose the second lawsuit, I also offended the big nobles of the Sulla faction in the nursing home. In this way, I will definitely not be able to survive in the city of Rome. After that, I went directly to Rhode Island to study in college.
So Caesar, who had just inspired to become a lawyer, ended his career as a lawyer with a glorious record of total failure.
Well, although the record is a total defeat, it’s not a big problem!
At least...Caesar himself doesn't think the problem is too big. This time, he has the right time, place and people, so how can Feilongqi lose?
At the same time, although Caesar's lawyer career has a few flaws, but even so, he is the only Roman servant who has ever worked as a lawyer. Empirically speaking, no Roman servant is more suitable than him. This post is up!
Caesar has decided that after the Tata Kai (referring to the lawsuit) is over, he will go to Fuyuki Bay to watch the sea!
Rubbing his throat with his fat right hand, Caesar stood up with a confident look on his face, and showed a smile facing Ai Lei, who was currently sitting in the dock and shivering.
That is a confident smile.
However, after only showing this smile for a moment, Caesar put away his smile and officially entered a state of serious accusation.
"Ereshkigal is a contracted anchor for the live broadcast company under the name of the original 'AUO super luxury seaside park' and now 'Roma Entertainment City'. He is engaged in the game live broadcast industry where he is very good at playing games."
"Yesterday, I purchased a 'Remote Magic Mirror' in 240 installments with an annual interest rate of 10% from the props direct store of 'Roma Entertainment City'. This item is prohibited from being used in illegal fields."
"The defendant Ai Lei carried out the 'Remote Magic Mirror' purchased in installments on the second day to participate in the 'Island Holy Grail Clash! Jedi Battle Royale!' event with bonuses held in the 'Rome Entertainment City'. "
"By cheating in a competition with real prize money, it is obvious that Ailei's cheating behavior has violated the realm of 'fraud' and 'illegal profit'."
"Not only that, but after the cheating was over, she also slandered the quality of the 'Remote Magic Mirror' produced by our company, saying that the 'Remote Lens' sold by our company had quality problems, which affected her performance when she cheated. "
"Crack!"
At this point, Caesar's expression began to become excited, if the words just were meant to state what happened.
Caesar's next words undoubtedly began to incite everyone's emotions, and at the same time tried to influence the judge's judgment. He roared accusations in a powerful and hoarse voice, and at the same time encouraged the surrounding people to echo them, making it seem reasonable but actually evil. Playing with the theory of 'putting aside the facts, he is also guilty' this type of twist
Distort the facts.
Although the facts will not be distorted when reasoning, in short, there is an element of inciting the masses and overwhelming the respondent with momentum.
This is eloquence!
Caesar raised his arms and complained in a hoarse voice with excitement, "Slander! This is a naked slander against our 'Rome Entertainment City'!"
"As a cheater, after the cheating failed, she spread rumors about the kind-hearted 'Roma Entertainment City' who gave her a generous '240 installment loan' with an annual interest rate of only '10%'. This is once again Violated 'defamation'!"
"If she is punished for several crimes at the same time, she must at least be sentenced to jail without a wife, and her assets must be confiscated to compensate for the loss of the image of 'Rome Entertainment City'!"
Although Caesar was impassionedly accusing the guilty Elle, he did not say a few words about the product itself while making the accusation.
Because... others don't know it, but he knows that his own products have quality problems. According to the original production method, the cost will be much more expensive because it will use a lot of 'soul lights' and 'barbarian lights'. Materials such as "God's Heart" and "Ninety-nine Mirrors" can even break a dozen holy crystals.
After making the shrunken version, although the cost was greatly reduced to the point where only cheap materials such as 'Vicious Bones', 'Eight-Linked Twin Crystals' and 'Aurora Steel' were used.
The cost has been directly reduced by 99%, but the product can be shrunk, but the price cannot!
While cutting corners, the price has not changed at all, but there is a slight upward trend.
And if the quality issues of the 'Remote Magic Mirror' are brought to light, then not only will the 'crime of fraud' and 'crime of illegal profit' that Ai Lei is about to obtain become 'thought exists but attempted execution' state.
Rome Entertainment City itself had to pay a large fine, so Caesar chose not to mention the quality issue.
Anyway, after Ai Lei revealed her cheating story, the 'Rome Entertainment City' confiscated the magic mirror, but switched it to a prototype 'remote magic mirror' with no quality issues.
In this way, even if the court needs to collect evidence, it only needs to present the wrapped 'remote magic mirror'.
And when the audience sees that their magic mirror has no problem with the quality at all, it is actually very conscientious. Not only will they join in the torture of Elle, who is like a sewer rat in Barcelona, but they may also bring a wave of Magic Mirror sales.
As the saying goes, a win-win situation means...I win twice!
After hearing Caesar's speech, Airei's eyes widened immediately. After Caesar finished his last sentence, Airei slapped her hands on the table and stood up at the same time, "Bang!"
After standing up, Ai Lei directly supported the table with her left hand, pointed at the naive Caesar with her right hand, and yelled angrily.
“What a load of bullshit!!!”
The first update is done, and the second update is done. Say goodbye.
Chapter 525 Ailei pleads guilty?!
After hearing Caesar's words about torturing her, Elle directly lifted the table... and slapped the table to get up.
Pointing at Caesar's nose not far away, he angrily shouted, "That's bullshit!!!"
And La Er, who was in the middle and at the highest point, looked at the two parties separated on the left and right in front of him. Mu Jizi, who was already preparing to knock on the judge, directly announced the result.
After all, he didn't want to stay at the scene of this lawsuit for a moment. The sooner the lawsuit was settled, the less likely it would be for him to reveal that he didn't know what case he was trying.
But at this moment, La Er suddenly heard Ailei's angry scolding, so he put down the small wooden hammer in his hand.
Although he wanted to start running quickly to prevent himself from getting into the same predicament as Mr. Jin with his reputation being ruined.
But... As a person, La Er still likes to eat melons very much, which makes him actually like watching the scenes of the two sides fighting in the lawsuit.
Just like many people like to watch videos of NPC duels in video games, for no other reason than they love ‘electronic cricket fights’.
"Huh? It seems that the defendant has different opinions?"
After hearing the words of La Er, who was the judge, Ailei immediately tensed up like Pi Yanzi, thinking something bad. She had just heard Caesar's words slandering her, and she accidentally got anxious and banged the table to provoke him.
So Ai Lei immediately sat back on her chair, her skin tight enough that even a cucumber could be pinched off.
At this time, Ai Lei felt regretful, very regretful, but after hearing La Er's complete words, she breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that her behavior was not regarded as disrespecting the order of the court.
So in response, Ai Lei nodded firmly.
Seeing Ai Lei nodded, La Er, who as a melon eater had eaten the deflated melons of all the servants along the way, also said with great interest, "In that case, let's now enter the stage where the defendant speaks. "
After receiving La Er's approval, Ailei straightened her back and stood up confidently.
Facing Caesar's direction, he also gave the same provocative smile as when Caesar spoke before. Now... it's time to counterattack!
Faced with Ai Lei's provocation, Caesar still had the same expression as when he tried to incite the crowd. Judging from the reactions of the audience in the audience, it was obvious that they had been instigated by him.
Even... I don’t know why, even Ishtar, who is Airei’s younger sister, couldn’t help but want to throw two rotten eggs at Airei.
This is not to say that she was inspired by Caesar, but that she has so many opinions about Ai Lei. At the same time, the atmosphere has reached this point. If she doesn't throw two rotten eggs or tomatoes, wouldn't she be ashamed of this? Big scene?
Although the crowd was instigated by Caesar, he was still wary of Ai Lei's response. After all, this was also a pillar of the gods, so you couldn't be careful.
Now, all we can do is see what Ailei has to say in front of the two armies.
"Ahem~." Ai Lei imitated Caesar and rubbed her throat before speaking, then waved her hand in almost the same movement and said, "I... to Ereshkigal, Former 'AUO Super Luxury Seaside Park', now 'Rome Entertainment City' live broadcast company contracted anchor, engaged in game playing level picky level
The game live streaming industry has objections to every word!”
After hearing what Ailei said, everyone was stunned.
Caesar: "?"
Nito: "?"
Ishtar: "?"
All the audience and La Er: "?????"
The gods are worthy of being gods. With just one word, they can directly turn the people who were already jealous and hateful to death.
Nito tilted his head and said a little strangely, "No... Is there anything wrong with Mr. Caesar's words?"
"There is a problem, of course there is a problem!" After hearing what Nitocris said, Airei said with anger in her eyes, "And... there is a huge problem!"
"Then, why don't you tell me what the problem is?"
La Er frowned and realized that the problem didn't seem simple. He thought to himself, 'Is it because she has an objection to her identity? Something about her identity that Caesar mentioned?'
After La Er asked, Ailei did not hide it at all, but said straight to the point, "The problem is... this damn fat guy actually said that I am a 'game player who has to pick his feet.'" Game anchor!”
"You are making up facts, distorting facts, and distorting facts! I am obviously not good at all and have a poor record. It's just that the controller affects my performance!"
"You can say I'm cheating, but you can't slander my gaming skills!"
After hearing this, La Er instantly felt that he who had just been trying to figure out what was wrong with that sentence turned into a pure clown, "...Is this what you want to correct? Nothing else. ?”
"Yes!" Hearing this, he thought that he had proved his innocence, what else could he say? So Ailei nodded vigorously.
"Okay, if that's the case..." Seeing that Ai Lei didn't have the slightest objection to Caesar's other accusations, La Er also felt that this case basically didn't need to be retried, and decided to end it directly.
"Pa!" La Er hit the small wooden hammer on a rectangular wooden bar on the table. After making a clear sound, he pronounced the sentence, "Exile to Lingnan!"
After hearing La Er's penalty, the audience looked at each other in confusion.
I just wanted to say why it hasn't started yet, but now...wtf? It's over?!
Netizens who were making instant noodles in the live broadcast room and preparing to watch the live broadcast while eating instant noodles even scolded Ai Lei. Why did he plead guilty now? The time is not enough to make instant noodles, right?
At this time...instant noodles last longer than you!
"?" Ai Lei, who had just sat down with a proud look on her face because she had 'successfully corrected Caesar's slander about my gaming skills', tilted her head when she heard this.
He didn't react in the first two seconds, but in the third second he suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, slammed the table and stood up again.
This action even startled the defense lawyer on the side who had been waiting silently for Ai Lei to call him to defend him, but always felt that he was being ignored by Ai Lei.
After standing up, seeing that the sentence had been given to her, Ai Lei immediately became anxious, "Wait, wait, wait! Why is the sentence sentenced now? You are blowing a whistle!"
When Nitocris heard Ailei angrily scolding La Er for 'blowing a black whistle', she slammed the tail of the scepter she was holding in her right hand onto the ground, making a sound, "Bang!"
"Yaoji, you are an eighty-thousand-year-old man, how dare you roar at the court? This is a great disrespect to the Sun King, and you will be punished with an additional penalty!"
After finishing the second update, I went to bed and said goodbye.
Chapter 526 Ai Lei’s Tuxia seat!!!
"You're an eighty-thousand-year-old man, how dare you roar at the court? This is disrespectful to the Sun King, and you'll be punished with an additional penalty!"
While speaking, Nitocris hammered down hard with her scepter, making a loud noise. Unfortunately, the ground where the court had just been built was already overwhelmed.
And after Airei, who had just tried to protest, heard what Nitocris said, she immediately became anxious.
Just now, she was waiting for the next response. Why did she get a message like "Exile in Lingnan" out of nowhere? What the hell is Lingnan? I don't know her?!
And it was just a small act, does it deserve to be exiled?!
As a result, she defended her rights in a small way, but she actually said that she wanted sex if her voice was too loud. Is there such an operation? Ailei said she couldn't understand!
So in order to prevent herself from being accidentally thrown into a place called "Lingnan" where dogs don't go, Ai Lei immediately shouted loudly.
“Where did I yell at the court?!
Ailei's defense lawyer, who was trembling at the side, reminded in a low voice, "Your voice is a little bit louder..."
After reminding him of this sentence, the defense lawyer wanted to ask if he should have been allowed to speak long ago.
After all... I am a defense lawyer. Logically speaking, I should be the one to engage in legal confrontation with the other party. Why is this employer starting to engage in legal confrontation on his own?
Could it be that... I spent money to treat myself here just to use it as a vase?
However, Ai Lei, who was in a state of excitement, didn't even pay attention to his words. She laughed to death, "My voice is loud, am I not very knowledgeable?" While thinking this way, she continued to shout, "You are too unreasonable. Well, can you actually add guilt on the spot?!"
"Still roaring? Then wait a little longer." Nito frowned and said seriously.
"I'm telling you, if you keep yelling, I'll keep yelling, and if you keep yelling, I'll keep yelling, and I won't believe you can't be deported to the Throne of Heroes!"
Hearing Nito's series of statements, Ai Lei took half a step back with a horrified expression, and at the same time took a breath of cold air, realizing that her life seemed to be suddenly in danger.
How does a Servant return to the Heroic Soul Seat? Obviously, there is usually only one way, and that is...send it.
Just like the often said saying 'The soul returns to the Seat of Heroes', obviously this Seat of Heroes is not a place that can be reached by taking a bus. There is no doubt that this is what Nito meant. ..... If you keep making trouble, believe it or not, I will cut you?!
Just the thought that she would go to work after arriving at this unique entertainment point, and that before she could enjoy the beautiful time at the beach, she would be pushed to a beheading or something, which frightened Ailei's heart.
In fact, Ailei's skin tightened suddenly, and you can see how panicked Ailei was.
At the same time, Airei's damn imagination even started to imagine. What if she still roared in court after learning that she was going to be 'repatriated to the Seat of Heroes'?
Will the crime be increased by one level again? If this perverted woman is punished by one level of punishment again, I’m afraid she will have to be ‘chopped carefully to make jelly’!
Just thinking about that scene, Ai Lei trembled all over. Judging from the behavior of this man who forced the woman to accuse him without hesitation... this is very likely to happen.
After opening the mouth of such an idea, Ai Lei could no longer suppress her damn imagination.