Chapter 270

The first update is done, and the second update is done. Say goodbye.

Chapter 602 Nurgle: Something flew over with a swish!

The moment Bai Song pressed the launch button, the shopping cart Spike was riding in instantly flew into the sky with a deafening sound of shelling and disappeared without a trace.

Jerry and Tom in positions 1 and 2 were both ready to disintegrate at the same time after hearing the words "Ahem, I announce, the action begins!"

As a result, the button was almost pressed, and the result... Wanwanmei thought, Bai Song actually launched Spike first, as if Spike was used as a missile to kill Nurgle!

Tom and Jerry looked at each other and swallowed.

You don't need to think about it to know that Spike's journey this time is destined to be very, very, very exciting.

Although Tom and Jerry both understood, it was probably because when they were remodeling the battery car, they both agreed that there was no driving seat for Spike, so they arranged a shopping cart for it.

As a result, if Spike wants to move now, he can only rely on shooting, or taking the No. 11 bus, that is... by walking.

But... Tom and Jerry still have no intention of reflecting. After all... they have seats, and no one will launch them. Why are they worried about this?

If Bai Song is really worried and deeply affected, and suddenly says, "Okay! I agree that you and Spike switch places," wouldn't that be pure bbq?

Therefore, based on the basic logic that a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist, Tom and Jerry pretended not to have seen what just happened.

After Bai Song watched Spike go away, he said to Tom and Jerry.

"I declare that the action begins!"

As soon as the words fell, Tom and Jerry were already ready to press the disintegration button. They didn't need Bai Song to remind them, they knew very well that they were going to disintegrate next.

After all, the cat, mouse, and dog chariots were modified by the two of them, and no one understands the cat, mouse, and dog chariots better than them!

"Cat, mouse, and dog chariot, disintegrate!!!"

After saying that, Bai Song decisively pressed the disintegration button. At the same time, Tom and Jerry also pressed the disintegration button.

The actions of pressing the buttons are abnormally synchronized, delay? There is no such thing as delay! Even if it is slowed down to the scale of 0.114514 nanoseconds, the actions of the three people pressing the disintegration button are all in perfect agreement, just like the flow of shadows. Like the Lord.

"kang~times~~~!!!"

With a flash of white light, the cat, mouse, and dog chariot successfully disintegrated and was perfectly divided into three different sizes: large, medium, and small spaceships!

After disintegration, no matter who comes or how they look, there is absolutely no way to connect the three spacecrafts with the F1 racing car.

The smallest one is the Jerry spaceship, which is only about the diameter of a basketball and looks like the flying car in Dragon Ball.

The appearance of the medium-sized Tom spacecraft is exactly the same as that of the Jerry. Apart from the size of 1.5 meters in diameter, there is almost no way to distinguish it from the Jerry. After all, they are both born from the same mother. (referring to the cat, mouse and dog chariot)

The largest one is the Schrödinger driven by Bai Song. It is 3 meters long and 2 meters wide. It is just like a normal small flying car. There is no problem in accommodating two people.

After Tom, Jerry, and Bai Song drove a spaceship respectively, they launched super-fast charges in their own directions. They didn't know whether it was the influence of subspace or whether the cat, mouse and dog chariots had different characteristics on different sections of the road. different speeds.

The cat-mouse-dog chariot was broken down into three spaceships. The speed of each spacecraft directly exceeded the 1,000-mile mark per second!

Feeling this speed, Bai Song didn't realize the impact of the lack of acceleration at all, "This speed...good guy, so fast!"

In just one second, Bai Song piloted the Schrödinger and rushed out of the sky island in the center of the subspace where the four evil gods used to hold meetings, and arrived at a place of void.

However, this has no impact on the Schrödinger. After all, the decomposed Schrödinger itself is a spaceship, with at most two pairs of wheels.

Looking around at the dark red, abyss-like background color, Bai Song always felt an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

The atmosphere of this subspace, as well as the background colors, are exactly the same as the Shadow Kingdom in Jackie Chan's Adventures, except there are no snake demons...well, there are!

Just when Bai Song was thinking that apart from the fact that there were no snake-shaped demons, it looked very similar to the Black Shadow Kingdoms, Bai Song noticed that some chaos demons just appeared in front of them, and there were indeed some snake-shaped demons.

"Ye Qing belongs to you now that he's back."

Hearing Bai Song's words that he didn't understand at all, Sapphire was confused for a moment, and then reminded him, "What are you talking about? Attack quickly. It would be bad if the vehicle is destroyed!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense..."

Bai Song, who had already grasped the weapon joystick, heard the urgent urging of the eunuch Sapphire, and the corner of his mouth twitched a few times. What he hates most is guys who talk too much, and secondly, he hates not letting him talk. Too many guys!

After pressing the weapon button, the hood of the Schrödinger suddenly opened a hole, just like when the door of the robotic arm was opened before.

Then, a toy-like Gatling gun with a blue barrel, a blue barrel, and a blue muzzle stretched out from the hatch and pointed forward. Song, the Chaos Demons had already pounced upon them.

"Ta!" After pulling the trigger, Gatlin fired blue fire crazily and burst forward!

"Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!!!!!"

Meanwhile, far to the west.

Nurgle was walking towards his Nurgle Garden, holding a large pot in his left hand and stirring the contents with a spoon in his right hand, looking very leisurely.

However, just as Nurgle was happily walking and making soup, a scream suddenly came from the distance.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

The sound was so loud that Nurgle was startled. The left hand holding the cauldron couldn't help shaking, and a large puddle of Nurgle soup was splashed out.

And the sound was getting louder and louder, as if it was about to hit his face.

Before Nurgle had time to feel sorry for the soup that was being cooked, he saw something swishing into his cauldron.

"POP!!!"

The power of this unknown object that rushed into His cauldron was so amazing that it directly caused a huge splash of water in His cauldron, directly splashing Nurgle's face with Nurgle's concentrated liquid. Soup!

After finishing the second update, I went to bed and said goodbye.

Chapter 603 Nurgle: Be my son!

"..."

Looking at what fell into his Nurgle soup, Nurgle couldn't help but fell into deep thought, 'What is this?!'

Because of the sudden appearance of the small speed car, Nurgle was confused for a while, and then he used the spoon held in his right hand to try to salvage the things that fell into the Nurgle soup.

But I gave up just as I was about to start. After all, the things that fell into the pot were not small.

And since we were in a meeting just now, and because Slaanesh likes to keep the human form very small, when the other three evil gods were bragging and spanking, they also shrunk themselves to the size of two or three meters.

The other two evil gods, Tzeentch and Khorne, have returned to their accustomed sizes.

But Nurgle was different. He needed to stir his own Nurgle soup, so when he went out, he only brought a pot with a diameter of two meters, just like the pot used by Big Wolf to cook the sheep in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

If it had returned to its original size when rushing back, then compared to the evil god's huge body, the size of this pot would be like a disposable water cup to humans.

It really only takes one hand to hold it.

If it becomes this size, it means that Nurgle needs to hold a small cup in his left hand and stir with a spoon that is almost the size of a toothpick in his right hand. Just think about that picture and you will know that it has no feeling at all!

Therefore, in order to make Nurgle soup with a good texture on the way home, Nurgle did not return to its original size.

After throwing the spoon to the side of a Great Unclean One, Nurgle stretched out his hand and took out the contents of the pot.

Following Nurgle's movements, a shopping cart with a semicircular glass cover was pulled out of Nurgle's soup, and Spike in the shopping cart was exposed to Nurgle's In front of you.

At the same time, Spike in the shopping cart also aimed his gaze at Nurgle, who was holding the shopping cart with one hand.

"...?"

The two looked at each other for a long time, and Nurgle reacted first.

He looked Spike up and down and confirmed that it was the dog that beat Khorne's Chosen in the previous live broadcast. "Schrödinger's dog? Why are you here???"

If he remembered correctly, when he left the empty island where the meeting was held, the last scene of the live broadcast was that Bai Song had solved the last divine choice, which was Nero.

How come in the blink of an eye... Schrödinger's dog just got in his face?

"etc!'

Just when Nurgle was confused, he suddenly realized a possibility.

Could it be that... Spike is... attracted to him? So he wants to fall into his arms and become his disciple?!

Yes, that must be the case!

Apart from this, Nurgle could not think of any other possibility that would cause this Schrödinger's dog to come to this subspace, and fall into his own Nurgle soup.

It’s impossible. This Schrödinger’s dog wants to come over and kill him, right? Obviously this is the most unlikely option.

Even... this option was so impossible that Nurgle only had such an idea for a moment, and then decisively gave up thinking about it.

How could any creature in this world dare to enter the subspace and try to kill the evil god?

Yes, how could it be?

After realizing that Spike might be a dog who came to become his disciple, Nurgle's eyes became kind when he looked at Spike.

It is well known that Nurgle is a loving father, referred to as the loving father. He will not blame his followers even if they squat on his head and shit while he is making soup.

It is precisely because He is so loving and forgiving that some people call Him Father

So, the loving father Nurgle looked at Spike with loving eyes and welcomed his behavior, "Child, welcome to Nurgle's Garden."

At this time, Spike was in a daze. He had just finished listening to Bai Song's speech and was directly launched by Bai Song. A few seconds later, he fell into a pot of green, bubbling soup.

Fortunately, he was protected by the glass cover, and no soup touched his body.

... Don't ask why a shopping cart with holes is covered with a semicircular glass cover to prevent liquid from entering. Don't ask, the answer is the obtuse angle.

Then, after being fished out by something, he heard a smelly thing that looked like a miniature version of Bo Gang saying something to him, "Kid, welcome to join" or something like that.

After hearing this, Spike showed an undisguised expression of disgust.

To put it bluntly, this thing is not as good as eating shit... Oh no, let me make it clear in advance, although it is a dog, it is a noble dog that does not eat shit!

However, if the world is over, and there are only two kinds of food in front of him, shit on the left and this green creature on the right, then Spike will choose to eat shit without hesitation.

"Go away, green defense that is uglier than shit." After saying that, Spike continued to maintain that disgusted expression.

At the same time, he opened the glass cover, climbed out of the shopping cart, and then closed the glass cover of the shopping cart properly to prevent the next battle from affecting his dog son Tyke in the shopping cart.

Hearing Spike's undisguised tone of disgust, Nurgle's smiling face suddenly froze. He was the one who thought of Wanwanmei.

After a creature entered his soup, it did not want to join his camp, but compared him to... an uglier-than-shit?

Since it did not come to join him, and it dared to scold him, that means that this bastard really came to kill him?

Actually... there are really such brave people?

In such a moment, Nurgle felt that his brain was overclocked, and immediately felt that his brain was not enough.

The smiles of the unclean ones who were smiling at Nurgle welcoming new members and applauding and celebrating froze, and then they were furious. What kind of bastard is this? How dare he refuse the welcome of the loving father?!

The unclean ones around him rushed towards Spike with their weapons, as if they wanted to tear Spike into pieces and put them in the big pot as ingredients for Nurgle's soup.

Spike saw countless green fat people around him shaking their fat meat and rushing towards him on the ground of this sky island, and he was shocked.

It hasn't even taken out its weapon, and it's about to... start fighting?!

The first update is done, I'm going to write the second update, goodbye.

Chapter 604 Spike: Inner Foul, nothing special.

At this time, it didn't have time to care about the green thing in front of it, which was two or three sizes smaller than the surrounding big demons, and seemed to be a stunted Great Unclean One, and had just welcomed it to join.

He hurriedly touched his body, trying to take out his weapon, but he didn't touch anything.

At this time, Spike seemed to have thought of something, and turned around suddenly. After looking at the weapons lying quietly in the shopping cart, Spike slapped his head.

'Oh no! I left my weapons at home!'

Looking back at the Great Unclean Ones swarming around, Spike suddenly became anxious. Fighting with so many creatures that were much larger than him with bare hands was simply too much to think about.

By the way, under this wave of Great Unclean Ones, Spike no longer paid attention to Nurgle beside him.

After all... Nurgle's size is compared with the Great Unclean Ones around him, which are eight or nine meters tall. His height of two or three meters is just like an underdeveloped alien.

In Spike's view, this Nurgle is just an underdeveloped monster like the Great Unclean Ones around him, so he didn't even look at him.

Looking around, Spike tried to find some handy weapons to deal with the terrifying Great Unclean Ones around him.

After Spike's vision swept Nurgle's cauldron twice in a row, he suddenly locked his eyes on the cauldron. This cauldron is roughly estimated to be at least two meters high.

It is enough to deal with the giant monsters around!

Without any hesitation, because the Great Unclean Ones around him were about to rush to him, Spike directly grasped the edge of the cauldron with his right hand and wanted to lift it up as his weapon.

However, after pulling twice, Spike was surprised to find that he couldn't pull it move.