Chapter 247

Accompanied by the sound of the grass being flattened, the girl sat silently behind him on the left without saying a word.

The man who was secretly observing the situation behind him through the reflection of his glasses, although his expression was still expressionless and pretentious, a bunch of dark question marks appeared in his mind.

So... so embarrassing!'

'What? What's going on? Who is she?'

'Why isn't she talking?'

'The river is so spacious, and she deliberately sits next to me... next to me who has a great disaster. Doesn't this guy understand the air?!'

'Although I don't know what she wants to do, do I really have to take the initiative to speak?'

'But... even so, what should I say? Although it's nice to have a girl sitting next to me, it shouldn't be at this time!'

'If there are gods in this world, this guy must be sent by God to finish me off!'

'I must use one sentence to drive her away without being regarded as a sleazy otaku! If people think I'm a otaku, my life will be over!'

The man took a deep breath, stared at the sunset in the distance, and said solemnly and affectionately

"Today's wind... is so noisy."

Today's update is done, I'm going to bed, goodbye.

Chapter 549 Tom's Great Disaster

On the other side of the river, Bai Song didn't know what happened on the other side.

Although... even if he knew, he wouldn't care at all. At this moment, he only had one goal, which was to... beat up Tom!

Although he didn't know how many times he had beaten Tom with his shoe soles,... Bai Song still didn't feel relieved at all.

That was 1,000 grams of gold... 1,000 grams of gold!

Do you know how much 1,000 grams of gold is worth? Rounded up to 100 million!

One hundred million is even more precious to Bai Song, who may not be able to fill his stomach after leaving the 'super luxurious seaside paradise'!

Originally, Bai Song thought he could get rich overnight today, but... he took it to the gold shop and saw that there were only 2 grams of gold left.

The opportunity to get rid of poverty and become rich was right in front of him, but it flew away like that. Bai Song felt so angry that his head was about to spiral 360000000000 degrees and take off!

As the saying goes, one step forward will open up a wider world, and one step back will make you angrier.

In any case, Bai Song will beat up Tom today.

Bai Song had never been angry after being bombarded by the aftermath of Tom and Jerry's fight. After all, it was just an attack from a funny character. For an ordinary person like him, it usually wouldn't matter.

But... this time was different.

When Tom stole his gold this time, Bai Song really felt hurt.

An ordinary person may not be physically hurt by a funny character, but he must be hurt deeply on the inner level. Do you know how much psychological damage it will cause to a poor guy if you take away his hard-earned 1,000 grams of gold?!

Oh no... You may not think of it, after all, not everyone carries 1,000 grams of gold at all times.

Let's put it this way, your cat has accurately found the place where you hide your private money. This private money may be 1,000 or 500, or even 10 yuan in extreme cases. Anyway, no matter how much it is, the cat has chewed almost all the banknotes into pieces.

You are left with only the one-cent coin you despise the most. You can still recall that it was the one-cent coin that was given to you when you bought something and you can't use it at all.

This feeling is probably what Bai Song feels now.

In front of Bai Song, Tom is already in the stage of panting as if he is about to die.

"Hiss~~~~~goose! Hiss~~~~~goose! Hiss~~~~~goose!"

Every time he panted, it seemed that he wanted to breathe out his lungs, which was enough to show that Tom was already at the end of his strength, as if he would die of exhaustion on the spot if he ran another step.

If he ran again, he really couldn't run anymore.

This look was like a person who might not run once or twice a year suddenly wanted to run, but he was panting as if he was about to die just after finishing a lap. This sound was still very annoying.

For example, Bai Song thought of this possibility when he just started chasing.

After all, this metaphor refers to him, so he resolutely rode on his electric donkey after chasing for a few steps, and leisurely maintained the same speed as Tom's escape, and slapped Tom's butt with a shoe when he caught up a little.

Although he was not as tired as Tom physically, Bai Song was tired mentally.

"Ouch!"

Feeling another critical hit from the butt.

Tom did not hesitate at all, and immediately took off several dozen centimeters on the spot, holding his butt, and continued to run after landing quickly.

To be honest, Tom had reached his limit from a long time ago, but because of the threat (referring to the shoes in Bai Song's hand), Tom had to continue to run freely.

In this crisis, Tom realized a very serious problem

That is... Like ordinary humans, cats also have limits, and they must become an existence beyond cats, otherwise they will be beaten up by their owners.

Speaking of which, Tom was able to hold on until now, thanks to Bai Song's persistent spanking.

Because every time he was spanked, Tom would be forced to take a breath, then jump up and scream.

This perfectly helped Tom, whose cardiopulmonary capacity had reached its limit, to take a deep breath. If Bai Song hadn't spanked him every now and then, Tom would have collapsed from exhaustion after running for a while.

Although it was tiring now, he could still hold on, at least he wouldn't be exhausted like a dog.

... Well, Spike the dog didn't seem to be tired at all. Now looking back at the way it stayed at the foot, it even felt a little leisurely.

Shaking his head, Tom no longer paid attention to the dog's situation. After all, seeing its leisurely appearance, he could only get more and more angry. Tom then began to think about how to get rid of the problem. In this situation, he had to run.

It was afraid that it would be beaten into a cat cake by Bai Song. Although there would be no consequences,... it was not a pleasant thing to be beaten into a cat cake.

If possible, it's better not to.

However, just as Tom was running at full speed, he suddenly noticed a small advertisement on the telephone pole in front of him and was stunned.

He even stopped running and kept floating in the air, as if stuck, and continued to run forward at a constant speed.

It was as if the sidewalk or the air had not yet reacted to Tom's stopping and continued to make him move forward.

At this time, Tom had not realized this, and his eyes and attention were completely focused on the advertisement in front of him, and he was reluctant to even blink his glasses.

The reason was simple, just because... he saw a very familiar figure on the advertisement!

As he watched, he forgot that he was still moving. He just felt that it was magnified and the needle didn't poke

When Bai Song saw Tom was about to hit the electric pole, he stopped pulling out the sole of his shoe and reminded him, "Hey hey hey... look at the road! Look at the road! Look at the road!"

It was not until he found that the advertisement was getting bigger and bigger that Tom realized that something was wrong. Bai Song's roar woke him up, and the hair on the back of the cat suddenly exploded.

His feet rubbed on the ground in a hurry, trying to stop the pace of moving forward, but... the distance left for Tom to brake, oh no, kill the cat was really not enough.

"Bang!!!"

The first update is done, and I'm going to write the second update. Goodbye.

Chapter 550 Ryunosuke's small advertisement

"Bang!!!!!!"

With a violent collision sound, Tom and the electric pole collided perfectly, and at the moment of the collision, a collision special effect unique to cats and mice suddenly appeared.

It was like the outline of the shock wave turned into a red lightning shape, and it blocked the view a little bit while spreading.

And it should be said that this special effect is a bit... 50 cents.

At least, Bai Song's vision was blocked by this special effect, tightly. At the moment the special effect appeared, Bai Song directly lost his vision and could only see that his entire vision was covered, as if his vision had become a TV screen, and a special effect picture that could cover the entire screen was playing.

In a hurry, Bai Song could only choose to press the brake button of the electric donkey. After all, he had been chasing Tom relentlessly.

Now Tom obviously hit the pillar, and if he didn't stop, he would hit it too.

The fact that Tom was sandwiched by the pillar and turned into a cat cake like a meat bun was secondary. The main thing was that Bai Song was worried that he would hit the pillar and have to lie down for several days.

Now he not only has a broken bone, but if he gets another bruise, he will become a serious patient. This kind of thing must be avoided.

You have to know that he is just an ordinary person. Compared with Tom, who looks like a cat and is actually a liquid creature that can deform more than Majin Buu, there is no comparison at all. For Tom, it's just a cookie, and it's fine in the next shot.

And what about me? I'll just be Bai Song-chan, and the next shot will be that I'm in the urn and brought out of the crematorium.

The moment Bai Song pulled the brake, the electric donkey surpassed the dominance of inertia and stopped in place in an instant, as if inertia and gravity were useless.

Bai Song was already accustomed to this, and even if it wasn't stopped in an instant, Bai Song would be surprised.

It's like someone who has been in the space station for a long time and was interviewed when returning to Earth, holding the pen in his hand and casually put it in the air beside him, thinking that he was still in space.

As a result, he suddenly realized that his pen was missing when he went to get it.

And his posture of looking for the pen was even more interesting. He didn't bend down to pick it up at the first time, but looked up and looked around, as if he felt that his pen had floated away.

This is pure forgetting that he is a native of this planet after being out of the planet for dozens of days.

After looking around for two seconds, he suddenly realized that he had returned to the earth, and then found that his pen fell to the ground. After picking up the pen, he uttered the same sentence that Bai Song thought when he fell from the sky on the first night of the Holy Grail War.

Damn gravity!'

As for why Bai Song has such an idea, it is purely because this small electric donkey is purely the creation of Tom and Jerry.

The day before yesterday, when preparing for yesterday's racing race, Tom and Jerry used this small electric donkey as a basis to modify a cat, mouse and dog tank. Obviously, the parts were only the amount of a small electric donkey.

But Tom and Jerry were very powerful. After building a super pro level plus version of the F1 racing car, there was still one-third of the parts left.

As for how this tank was built, the parts of a small electric donkey were not only completely sufficient, but also had some extra parts, Bai Song didn't know.

Although he thought about this problem at the beginning, in the end, because he was thinking about it, his head wanted to smoke. At that time, Bai Song thought to himself, "It's broken, I need to grow a brain!"

So he decisively gave up thinking and came to a conclusion that he should have understood thoroughly long ago.

That is... the affairs of funny people, don't bother.

In short, because of the transformation of cat and mouse, this ordinary electric donkey has become no longer ordinary. If necessary, now you can directly turn it into a cat, mouse and dog chariot by pressing a button, or even further transform it into a cat, mouse and dog mecha!

Just because the electric donkey is no longer an ordinary electric donkey, but a chariot made by a funny character, it is normal to inherit some characteristics of funny characters, right?

And before, in the form of cat, mouse and dog chariot, there was an experience of instant parking.

So Bai Song thought, since the cat, mouse and dog mecha form can stop instantly, the cat, mouse and dog chariot form can also stop instantly, then there is no reason why the cat, mouse and dog battery car form cannot stop instantly.

"Huh~." Bai Song was relieved when he saw that he stopped only half a meter away from the electric pole.

Although this electric donkey has been transformed by cat, mouse and dog, and can ignore inertia braking, but... Looking at this distance, Bai Song knows that if he hesitates for a moment when braking, he will definitely hit the pillar with Tom.

The only difference is that after cutting a shot, Tom is intact, while he is lying flat.

After getting off the car, Bai Song immediately set his sights on Tom, and saw that Tom's whole cat was embedded in the pole, but it was not a cat cake.

At this time, Tom did not experience any major deformation, but the whole cat seemed to be through the mold and overlapped with the pole

This state did not last long, Tom fell back and lay on the ground.

At this time, Bai Song saw Tom's current appearance clearly... How to describe it, let's just say that it's like you use a rolling pin to press on the dough that has been fermented, and a half-cylinder groove is made.

"Huh, let me catch you, Tom!"

After seeing that Tom had no problem, Bai Song came to Tom with his shoes, as if he had turned into a Japanese mafia, squatting on the ground and said to Tom.

When he came over, Bai Song turned his head to confirm whether there was anyone around to prevent cat lovers from coming to affect his performance.

It was Bai Song's turning of his head that caused Bai Song, the only observer, to temporarily fail to observe Tom's appearance, so Tom instantly recovered and became like a normal cat.

However... after Tom returned to his undeformed state, he did not continue to get up and run, but tremblingly raised his right hand and pointed his right index finger at a small advertisement on the telephone pole.

Seeing Tom's action, Bai Song, who was squatting on the ground and staring at Tom, also looked in the direction of Tom's finger.

When Bai Song saw what Tom was pointing at, he was immediately stunned.

"......Why is Ryunosuke on the advertisement?"

This is yesterday's update. I forgot to upload it after coding it, and fell asleep directly. I just found it.

By the way... Today's update is delayed. I was just about to start typing after dinner, but I accidentally spilled some fat otaku's happy water on the keyboard. Now I can't use it. I have to wait until the keyboard arrives tomorrow to continue using it. This is the third time I've bought this keyboard. I always buy the same one, which costs more than 200 yuan. It's sad!

Chapter 551 Bai Song: Ryunosuke is doing pyramid selling?!

"...Why is that Ryunosuke on the advertisement?"

Bai Song has a good focus and immediately saw the small advertisement posted on the telephone pole.

The small advertisement shows a young man with orange hair and a 'sunny' smile. He smiles very sunny and gives people a very soft feeling.