Chapter 664 You Are so Talented! (Two Chapters in One)

This is just like the headline news.

But at this moment, Uncle Heitu suddenly stood up and walked outside, and the smile on his face disappeared.

Just Heitu's walking posture reminded netizens of Tom in "Tom and Jerry".

Baiyun hurriedly called Heitu.

Heitu said angrily: "Why is your mouth like the waist of cotton pants, why is it so loose?"

At this time, Baiyun did not realize the seriousness of the problem.

Heitu said nervously: "You said that our rooster laid eggs. Do we know that only the two of us know that our son and daughter-in-law don't know. Why are you here to talk about it?"

Baiyun muttered: "What are you afraid of?"

Heitu's expression was distorted, and he shouted: "What are you afraid of, what are you afraid of! Our rooster laid eggs, doesn't this mean that I am pregnant?"

For a while, the whole audience applauded like thunder.

The director also switched the screen of the audience.

The reason why the reaction on the scene was so big was somewhat related to the skit "The Most Beautiful You".

The audience was so uncomfortable, and it felt even funnier when such a good skit came out at this time.

In the audience, Zhu Lingxiang and several actors did not leave, but sat down in the guest seats to watch the evening party.

Hearing the cheers and applause from the back, he felt very uncomfortable.

When they were performing just now, the audience was almost asleep, and there was no such reaction at all.

The skit was still going on.

Hei Tu wanted to leave in anger, but was forced back by Bai Yun who counted to three.

As soon as Hei Tu came back, he said to Xu Ye: "Comrade Xu, I'm not afraid of being laughed at by you, your aunt, we two guys have been tossing around in this life, and we have to publish two books. Now we owe the publishing house 20,000 yuan, and the subpoena came this morning."

Seeing Bai Yun and Hei Tu quarreling, Xu Ye took out 20,000 yuan in cash from his pocket and said with a smile: "Uncle, come on, here are 20,000 yuan, I'll take it here."

The voice of Hei Tu, who was arguing with Bai Yun, suddenly became smaller.

Just as he was about to say something, Xu Ye patted the money, and Heitu's voice became even quieter.

In this section, Heitu's acting skills exploded.

He slowly turned around and pretended not to care, but his eyes fell on the money and asked, "What does this mean?"

This reaction made the audience laugh like crazy.

"You can't just save face and not ask for money!"

"Uncle's hands are shaking with excitement!"

"I can lay eggs, but I have to pay more!"

Xu Ye said seriously, "I'm planning to develop this egg-laying rooster. This is a prepayment of 20,000 yuan."

Heitu asked, "For us?"

Xu Ye pressed his hand on the money, "No, it doesn't belong to the two elders yet. I'll ask questions later. You have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, I might even pay more."

Heitu's hand had unconsciously touched the money, and he smiled and said, "Cooperate, cooperate as you ask."

Baiyun also started to show off.

"Is it reliable?"

Heitu said: "Reliable!"

"Move aside."

Baiyun pushed Heitu aside and sat in front.

The skit also entered the main topic.

Xu Ye asked: "Uncle, aunt, when did our rooster start laying eggs?"

Baiyun said seriously: "I can't answer the specific time. You can log in to my blog Sandabuliao Blog Baiyun Piao Piao to Kangmu."

Xu Ye smiled and said: "Auntie has her own blog."

Heitu complained: "Celebrities are mean."

With a casual remark, the sarcasm has come.

There were some laughs at the scene, but only the audience laughed, but the celebrity guests couldn't laugh.

"You are so brave!"

"This sentence is well said!"

"The dean's sarcasm is still first-class."

The audience also discussed on the barrage.

What they didn't know was that this sentence was just the beginning.

Next, it was full of fire.

Xu Ye on the stage was very serious. He said seriously: "Uncle, please recall carefully, is there any sign before this rooster lays eggs?"

Heitu subconsciously said: "No sign."

He saw Baiyun showing 20,000 yuan in front of him halfway through, and Heitu's tone changed instantly: "That's impossible."

Heitu started to make up stories on the spot.

"The rooster was very conflicted at that time."

The whole audience laughed again.

Comedy director Yang Baoyin was also watching the Spring Festival Gala at home.

After knowing that Xu Ye prepared a sketch script for the Spring Festival Gala, Yang Baoyin paid special attention to it.

After "Help or Not" came out, Yang Baoyin didn't think there was anything wrong.

In his opinion, he could also write this sketch, and only the reversal at the end was a little interesting.

But this "Planning" has a different feeling from other sketches in the Spring Festival Gala from the beginning.

The theme is also a theme that has never been seen before.

Yang Baoyin couldn't think of how to develop it later.

At this time, Heitu continued: "It is also very depressing. Think about it, a rooster has to lay eggs, it has to do something that is not its job."

When this line came out, Yang Baoyin's expression froze.

He felt that this sentence had a deeper meaning, but he couldn't feel what it was satirizing for a while.

Heitu continued: "Isn't it embarrassing? Isn't it embarrassing? How will his peers look at him? How will chickens look at him? How will ducks look at him? How will geese look at him? How will he survive in the literary and artistic circles in the future?"

As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere at the scene exploded.

The audience was almost all applauding.

At this moment, everyone understood what was being said.

"How dare he say that!"

"I've wanted to say this for a long time. People in the current art world don't do their jobs well, and they all want to cross borders to make money, especially traffic stars!"

"You can do other businesses, but you have to be really good at it!"

"I remember the skit just now. If you can't act in a skit, don't act!"

The audience has long been fed up with the current entertainment industry.

Now that it's said directly on the Spring Festival Gala, everyone feels pretty good.

Yang Baoyin stared at the TV blankly, saying, "How dare he!"

At this time, Baiyun reminded, "Chicken World."

Heitu also said, "No, in the chicken world, not the chicken world, the poultry world, how can you get along, right?"

The laughter of the audience that had not yet disappeared rang again.

The word chicken world is very connotative.

However, the group of traffic stars sitting in the audience were a little embarrassed and couldn't even laugh.

This is clearly scolding them.

Many stars said viciously in their hearts: "Xu Ye, you bastard!"

Heitu continued: "In the past, it was better than these hens. Didn't it hurt? And when it was a rooster, the chicks hatched by stepping on the eggs have grown up. What should we call it?"

"Call it dad? No, call it mom? That's not right. Call it aunt, it's even more wrong, but it has to lay eggs now. It will be anxious if it doesn't lay them."

When Heitu was speaking, Baiyun looked anxious.

After all, Heitu was too slow.

Before Heitu finished speaking, Baiyun said: "So it has a firm belief to lay its own eggs and let others talk."

The audience was already laughing like crazy.

"The dean is really awesome. He can hold back his laughter even when standing on the stage!"

"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt."

"My son laughed so hard that his stomach hurt just now."

Since Heitu started speaking, all the audience have been attracted by the skit.

In a village.

A child was holding a few fireworks in his hand and was going to go out to set them off.

As a result, Heitu started talking when he walked to the door.

He stood directly at the door, his eyes fixed on the TV.

He couldn't leave after seeing this.

The adult next to him said, "Aren't you going to set off firecrackers?"

"Let's set them off after watching this skit!"

The child put down the firecrackers and sat back on the sofa, his eyes still fixed on the TV.

Xu Ye asked again where the egg was laid.

Heitu started making up stories on the spot.

"Where did it lay? It was thinking, where should it lay?"

Uncle Heitu had already started walking.

"Pia, pia, pia, it was strolling, it was thinking while strolling, and it came to the chicken coop, but it was too embarrassed to lay it."

"It was strolling again, where should it go? It came to the duck rack, but it was too embarrassed to lay it."

"Where should it lay? It has to lay it, it can't hold it in, if it falls, it will all leak out."

This part of Mo Xincheng's acting skills were so good that many children really thought it was made up on the spot when they watched it.

Heitu obviously couldn't make it up, so he asked Baiyun.

Bai Yun said directly: "Doghouse!"

The couple showed a triumphant look on their faces and clapped their hands in return.

Heitu said with a smile: "It's in the doghouse."

Xu Ye asked: "Who found it?"

Heitu blurted out: "The paparazzi."

Bai Yun: "Once the paparazzi found it, the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the whole county knew about it the next day."

For a while, the audience laughed out loud.

It was not just laughing until their stomachs hurt.

"Dean, you really hold a grudge. You still remember the paparazzi incident!"

"I remember that the paparazzi didn't take advantage of you in the end, right?"

"I really couldn't hold back this part. I laughed to death."

"I'm a paparazzi. I can't laugh."

This is no longer irony. This is an open scolding.

Yang Baoyin was stunned.

Aren't you afraid of offending the paparazzi when you say this?

He thought about it and realized that Xu Ye was really not afraid of offending the paparazzi.

As for the two old predecessors, Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan, they were not afraid of offending the paparazzi.

But the high energy is far from over.

Bai Yun continued, "This chicken in our house has become a famous chicken overnight."

"When that guy used to walk in the past, our chicken walked with its chest held high and its head held high, looking very majestic."

Bai Yun started walking.

Everyone couldn't stop laughing when they saw the way she walked.

"Since she laid this rooster egg, her walk has changed."

Bai Yun continued to imitate.

Bai Yun continued, "I saw what the claws were scratching on the ground, and after a closer look, I realized that it was practicing its signature."

The laughter at the scene never stopped.

But Zhu Lingxiang's expression became more and more awkward.

Everyone felt like they were sitting on pins and needles while sitting on the chairs.

If they had known that the content of this skit was like this, they would definitely not have sat in the audience.

They also had to applaud with everyone and force themselves to laugh.

After all, if you don't applaud, it would be really embarrassing if the camera swept over you, and you would be on the hot search tomorrow, but you would be scolded on the hot search.

Zhu Lingxiang said in his heart: "It's a murder!"

On the stage, Xu Ye said happily: "You said it very well, very exciting."

He asked where the eggs laid by the rooster were now. After learning that they were eaten by Uncle Heitu, Xu Ye asked about his reaction after eating them.

Heitu subconsciously said: "No reaction at all, just like normal eggs."

Xu Ye said seriously: "Uncle, you are not cooperating now. How can you say that? This is not the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it can cure all diseases. At least you have to have some effect."

When Xu Ye picked up the 20,000 yuan, Bai Yun was anxious.

After the filming resumed, Bai Yun said seriously: "Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My husband had cerebral thrombosis last year. Before he ate rooster eggs, he walked like this."

Bai Yun turned his head and said to Heitu: "You should learn how to walk like Wu Laoer, hurry up, the one with cerebral thrombosis."

Soon, Heitu took a few steps, one of his legs was straight, and the other leg walked forward, the action was very funny.

When Bai Yun asked Heitu to act out what it would look like after eating rooster eggs, Heitu fell to the ground and refused to do it.

Heitu felt that this was a lie and didn't want to act anymore.

But in Baiyun's opinion, this was not a lie, nor was it selling fake medicine.

Bai Yun warned, "Xiao Xu, go back and broadcast it backwards. He always fell before eating the eggs, but he could walk after eating. That's it."

Another joke was thrown out.

At this time, a sentence floated across the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Does everyone feel that this scene is familiar?"

"I want to ask, why can this audience watch a skit on the stage?"

"I watched the two teachers acting the whole time, and almost forgot about the dean."

"I feel that I can also play the role of the dean."

The patients in Huohua Hospital began to tease him.

There is no way, they have seen this scene too many times.

After this segment ended, Bai Yun went to get the dishes, and Heitu and Xu Ye chatted while drinking.

The first sentence Heitu said was: "Xu is a counter-revolutionary."

Xu Ye hurriedly reminded: "It's not counter-revolution, it's planning."

While chatting, Bai Yun came up with a pot of chicken.

Xu Ye and Heitu started eating while drinking.

It's not fake eating, it's real eating.

Netizens remembered Zhu Lingxiang, who had just pretended to eat, and lashed out at him in the comments.

No comparison, no harm.

Beijing.

Hu Jinping's home.

He was also watching the Spring Festival Gala with his family.

Hu Jinping's son is a junior this year, studying a film and television-related major.

After seeing this, his son asked, "Dad, the Spring Festival Gala skit can't end like this, right?"

Hu Jinping smiled and said, "That's for sure. The Spring Festival Gala skits must have positive energy. This is the premise. The Spring Festival Gala is a time for family fun. Even if the show is bad, it can't spread bad values."

His son frowned and said, "But I don't know how to turn it around next, Dad, can you think of it?"

The smile on Hu Jinping's face disappeared instantly, and he said in his heart, "I know shit!"

He actually had a few ideas in his mind, but he felt that his ideas were clichéd and not subtle enough.

Obviously, Xu Ye's design in the skit would never be clichéd.

The reversal in "Help or Not" was something no one expected.

"Planning" has already mentioned the theme, and the core is to satirize the current hype chaos in all walks of life.

It's about to reach a turning point.

Hu Jinping didn't want to show that he was not good enough in front of his son, so he said lightly: "Tell me your ideas first, just say it, I'll listen."

At this time, Xu Ye had signed a contract with Aunt Baiyun.

If Aunt Baiyun breached the contract, she would have to pay double compensation, and Baiyun signed the contract without hesitation.

Then, Xu Ye asked Baiyun to record an advertisement.

High energy ahead!

Baiyun said while doing the action: "Egg-laying rooster, a fighter among roosters, yeah!"

"I'll give you the side for cutting."

The audience's emotions that had just fallen were instantly pulled up again.

Just as Baiyun continued to speak, Uncle Heitu came over with a nervous look on his face.

Heitu pulled Baiyun aside.

Obviously, something went wrong, and the plot was about to turn.

Heitu said, "It's over. The chicken is gone."

Baiyun: "Where did it go?"

Heitu frowned and said, "My daughter-in-law stewed it. Just eat it."

Instantly, Baiyun was stunned.

Hu Jinping and his son were also stunned while watching the TV.

This turn of events was beyond their expectations.

"The chicken is dead. This will cost money!" Hu Jinping said.

Baiyun owed the publishing house 20,000 yuan before. If he had to pay another 40,000 yuan, he would have to pay 60,000 yuan in total.

They simply couldn't afford it.

In Hu Jinping's view, this was a dead end. He couldn't think of a way to break the deadlock, let alone show it on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Hu Jinping's son said, "Dad, how will this develop in the future?"

Hu Jinping had no choice but to say, "See for yourself!"

Even the two of them couldn't think of it, let alone the audience.

The audience's curiosity was aroused again.

Baiyun had already started crying. With Heitu's comfort, she managed to calm down.

Next, it was Heitu's time to perform.

Heitu pulled Baiyun over, and Xu Ye asked, "Auntie was fine just now, what happened?"

Heitu said calmly, "It's over, you said, I was sad to hear that the rooster was taken away."

Heitu said to Baiyun again, "Why are you crying? Come and sit here and cooperate."

Baiyun nodded.

Heitu put the money in front of Xu Ye as soon as he came up.

Xu Ye smiled and said, "Uncle, you can't make this joke. If you want to breach the contract and return the money, you can't return 20,000, you have to double it, 40,000, right, Auntie?"

Baiyun cried out like a rooster.

Kurotsuchi also complained: "Why are you still crowing? You're still doing it."

Xu Ye asked while gnawing on the chicken, "Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"

Bai Yun said sadly: "I can't hold you."

Xu Ye: "Why?"

Kurotsuchi: "I'm taking a nap."

Bai Yun's eyes changed.

You really dare to say that.

Hu Jinping did not dare to waste a second for fear of missing some key information.

He just wanted to see how Kurotsuchi would come back round.

Xu Ye asked doubtfully: "Chicken takes a nap?"

Kurotsuchi explained seriously: "This chicken lays eggs and crows. It does both. It's tired."

Kurotsuchi immediately changed the subject over a drink and asked again: "Do you think this chicken is so valuable? Don't pay for it."

Xu Ye laughed and said: "Uncle, let me tell you the truth. This chicken is not worth a penny if it is left in your hands. It is worthless. You leave it to me. I will speculate it. After the speculation is over, it will be valuable." ”

Kurotsuchi said calmly: "Then the stew is finished?"

Xu Ye was stunned for a moment and said, "That's worth something."

The audience laughed again, everyone already understood Kurotsuchi's thoughts.

Heitu immediately became energetic after hearing Xu Ye say it was valuable.

"This is this chicken. It is a famous chicken. No matter whether it is alive or dead, even if the meat is stewed, it is still valuable."

Bai Yun's eyes on the side became brighter and brighter as he listened. After Kurotsuchi finished speaking, Bai Yun said directly: "You are so talented!"

In the live broadcast room, the barrage scrolled rapidly.

"I'm really coming back!"

"This is so talented!"

"What kind of brain circuit is this!"

This turn of events completely exceeded everyone's expectations.

At this time, Kurotsuchi transformed into a big liar, pointed at the chicken on the table and said: "For example, if you take that chicken now, how much does it cost to eat one piece?"

Xu Ye picked up a piece of chicken and said, "It's just this piece. If you don't pay two thousand yuan, you have no right to eat it."

"Where's the chicken heart?"

"four thousand."

"Where's the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand."

“Where are the chicken kidneys?”

"Eight thousand."

Kurotsuchi turned to Baiyun and said, "That's enough."

Bai Yun shouted excitedly: "So talented!"

The acting skills of the two veteran actors are soaring and full of details.

Hu Jinping and his son looked at each other.

Both of them were also shocked by the turn of the plot.

They can't think of this method even if they think about it.

"That's awesome!" Hu Jinping exclaimed.

The son asked: "Dad, do you think you can write this kind of sketch?"

Hu Jinping said angrily: "You are still laughing at me. Not many people can write it, let alone me."

After seeing this, Yang Baoyin also realized the level of this sketch.

The rhythm script actor is almost impeccable.

"To Help or Not to Help" is still a bit green, and is prepared for young actors like Zheng Yu and Xu Mei.

"Planning" is a very mature work.

And for him, it is difficult to write in this life.

On the stage, Kuitu greeted Xu Ye to continue eating meat.

Xu Ye quickly said: "Auntie, uncle, you guys should eat too, don't just eat it just for me."

While Heitu served Xu Ye some meat, he said, "We can't afford it."

The whole place burst into laughter again.

After Xu Ye took a few bites, he said, "Uncle, you can't drink any more. No matter what, you have to let me take this chicken away in a while."

Kuitu put the wine glass in front of Xu Ye and said slowly: "I can't carry you away, but you can take it away."

Xu Ye raised his head with confusion on his face.

Kurotsuchi said calmly: "To tell you the truth, the chicken you asked for was stewed by my daughter-in-law, and this is what you eat. However, the method is different according to your request. You said stir-fried, but we stewed it. "

"You have already decided the price. This is the situation. If you want to keep the 20,000 yuan, you can keep it. If you don't want to keep it, you can take it away. If you are willing to eat a meal of 20,000 yuan, you can take it all away. I haven't moved a piece. , what do you think?"

Baiyun was so excited that he kissed Kurotsuchi directly on the face.

"You are genius!"

This is the third time this sentence has appeared tonight.

Not to mention Baiyun, this is what all the viewers watching this skit are thinking.

"The dean is already confused."

"This seems to be the first time I've seen the dean confused."

"Uncle Kurotsuchi is so talented, he can turn this around!"

The audience was also happy at this moment.

In this sketch, the character played by Xu Ye is a villain-like character. Naturally, everyone wants to see the villain defeated.

At this time, Xu Ye recovered from his confusion. He quickly stood up and said, "Uncle and aunt, please don't move. Please cooperate. I can't smash this chicken into my hand."

Xu Ye picked up the pot of chicken and said to the camera: "People tend to be short-sighted when they get angry. I have always been short-sighted in the past. Ever since I ate the meat of this egg-laying rooster, hey, I have become smarter. Eat a piece of meat." It’s only 20,000 yuan, so worth it!”

Kurotsuchi and Baiyun said in unison: "You are so talented!"

The three of them bowed to the audience together, and the skit ended.

The Spring Festival Gala studio was filled with deafening applause and cheers.

There is no need to fake it, just collect the sound from the scene directly.

What surprised netizens the most was that the skit ended up being of no value.

In short, just be happy and that's it.

However, the focus of the patients at Huohua Hospital is obviously different from that of other normal people.

Han Ran directly posted a Weibo message and also gave Xu Ye a thumbs up.

Her Weibo post reads: "Dean, is the camera on the stage recording?"