This Star Is Legal but Is Problematic

Chapter 686: One Arrow Pierces the Clouds, Thousands of Troops Come to Meet

Some movies are very different when you see them.

On Earth, when Stephen Chow and the main creative team interpreted "Kung Fu" together, the most common words they said were that it was very artistic.

Many scenes in the movie, even ordinary audiences can feel the artistry in them.

The artistry is really high.

In the short opening minutes, the villains of the Axe Gang were established through the police and the Crocodile Gang.

Several characters in it are also vivid.

"He Shuhong, this old guy, just makes a movie, but he touches the actress's butt, which is cheap! Are you going to act?" Pi Dan complained in his heart.

What impressed him most was the actress in cheongsam, who had a really good figure.

On the screen, a paragraph of text appeared.

[This is an era of social unrest and rampant gangs, among which the "Axe Gang" is the most feared.

Only some poor communities that are not even interested in gangs can enjoy temporary peace. 】

After the text disappeared, Pig Cage City appeared on the big screen.

The scene that looked a bit shabby was presented to the audience.

The camera first fell on Kuliqiang, then on the tailor, and then on the fried food vendor selling breakfast.

Finally, it was the landlord.

The drunk landlord took the fried dough sticks handed to him by the fried food vendor, and took two more fried dough sticks from the basket when he left.

"Okay, I'll go back and talk to my wife about reducing your rent." The landlord said.

The fried food vendor bowed politely and said, "Thank you."

This inexplicable English made many people laugh out loud.

The nonsensical comedy style reappeared.

The camera began to move with the landlord, showing the shops on the street one by one to the audience.

Pidan is an UP host in the film and television area. His main business is not film and television commentary, but film and television editing, but after working for so long, he has also developed a certain aesthetic ability.

The scene arrangement in "Kung Fu" has left other movies behind by several streets.

You know, the scenes here are all real scenes, which means that when shooting, all the scenes here have to be built.

It is easy to build scenes, but it is difficult to be very detailed.

Even the spring festival couplets on the wall have scratches.

"Too detailed." Pi Dan exclaimed in his heart.

He has never stopped exclaiming since he started watching the movie.

A little girl dressed as a student came over and said, "Good morning, landlord."

The landlord smiled and said, "Xiao Zhu, you have grown taller again. Come, come here, uncle will check your body."

The adults present smiled knowingly.

The landlord walked into the tailor shop, he patted the tailor's butt, and the two started to play.

At this time, bucktoothed Zhen came out of the dressing room.

"Brother Sheng, I want the slit of this dress to be higher."

The unique look of bucktoothed Zhen caused laughter in the audience as soon as she appeared.

What Pi Dan didn't expect was that the landlord actually teased bucktoothed Zhen.

He said there was a shooting star, and deliberately put his face next to the bucktoothed Jane. When the bucktoothed Jane turned her head, he kissed the landlord on the face.

The landlord covered his face and said in surprise: "Ah Zhen, are you serious?"

In an instant, laughter rang out in the theater.

Bucktoothed Jane said with a face of shame and anger: "Oh, landlord, why are you like this!"

After saying that, the bucktoothed Jane ran out with her arms swinging.

The landlord chased after her.

The scene was very funny.

The camera moved with the two people, and then fell on Jiang Bao who was taking a bath under the faucet.

This action of brushing teeth, washing hair, and then taking a bath under the faucet made the whole theater laugh again.

The famous scene ahead is coming.

The faucet was out of water, Jiang Bao stood up and raised his head, shouting: "Landlady, Landlady!"

Jiang Bao, with half of his butt exposed, immediately left a deep impression on the audience.

After the landlady opened the window, Jiang Bao said, "Why is there no water all of a sudden?"

The landlady immediately went downstairs and started a verbal battle with the crowd, scolding everyone in the audience without any chance to fight back.

Another long shot, one shot to the end.

The English version of Good Morning by the fried food vendor, the sissy actions of the tailor, and the coolie who just carried the package without saying a word.

At the end, the landlady slapped Jiang Bao in the face.

"Don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome."

The whole theater was already laughing.

When the landlady went back, she happened to run into the landlord who was peeping at Aunt Liu taking a bath.

The landlady asked, "Why did you take so long to buy porridge?"

The landlord argued, "Didn't I buy it back? I just helped an old lady cross the road."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"I'm going to see if there are any perverts peeping at people taking a bath."

As a result, an old lady came out and pointed at him.

The landlord thought he had escaped, but the lipstick marks left by the bucktoothed Jane on his face betrayed him.

Then when the two returned to the bedroom, the landlord was beaten and thrown out of the window. Finally, a flower pot hit his head and blood flowed to the ground. It looked very serious.

Jiangbao poked the landlord with a branch, but the landlord was fine. The onlookers of the Pig Cage Village all dispersed.

At this time, the audience had realized that this landlord was not an ordinary person.

The audience's imagination is still very rich. Everyone is already thinking whether these people are all hidden masters.

Another scene of only a few minutes, introducing the appearance of Pig Cage Village to the audience, and also establishing several characters.

Pi Dan said in his heart again: "Awesome!"

The rhythm of the whole movie is still as sharp as ever, without any dragging and no boring moments.

The scene changed, and Xu Ye and Cao Jianhua appeared.

In the movie "Kung Fu", the protagonist has no name, and the last cast list says Xing.

This name is very casual, and this name is not mentioned in the movie.

Xu Ye did not add unnecessary details and had to give this character a name.

Then continue to call him Xingzai.

As for Xingzai's little follower played by Cao Jianhua, his name is actually "Gu", but everyone calls this character Fatty Cong because the actor is called Lin Zicong.

Xu Ye will not change it, just continue to call him that, it's not a big problem.

In order to play this role, Cao Jianhua also made preparations in advance and gained 20 kilograms.

After the two came out, they entered the Pig Cage City aggressively and came to Jiangbao's barber shop.

After Jiangbao cut Fatty Cong's hair, Xingzai didn't want to pay. The two pretended to be members of the Axe Gang and wanted to extort money.

But Jiangbao didn't care about their identities at all.

Everyone laughed non-stop when watching this segment.

Soon, Xingzai was surrounded by a group of ordinary people in the Pig Cage City.

The famous scene in front is coming again!

Xingzai first called out a woman who looked very honest, but was punched and vomited blood.

I saw a dwarf standing in the crowd. After calling him out, it turned out that the other party was a big man with a height of two meters, who was just sitting on a chair just now.

I picked out an old man again, but the old man was full of muscles.

Wait until the end to call out a child.

The child was also full of muscles.

Xingzai spread his hands helplessly and said: "Hey, none of them look like humans. It's because you are not doing well. Today's duel is cancelled!"

The audience laughed non-stop when watching this segment.

"This village is really full of hidden talents."

"Why is everyone so powerful!"

"Xu Ye will find excuses for himself."

At this time, Jiang Bao brought the landlady here.

Jiang Bao pointed at Xingzai and said, "He blackmailed me."

The landlady had a cigarette in her mouth and looked indifferent.

Xingzai also provoked: "Fatty, you are the person in charge, right?"

The landlady took off her slippers and hit Xingzai in the face.

With a snap, the sound was very clear.

"Hey, Axe Gang!" Xingzai shouted.

The landlady didn't care at all, and continued to hit Xingzai in the face with her slippers, making Xingzai flee in a hurry.

Pi Dan felt very happy watching this.

"Xu Ye was beaten again, finally beaten again!"

And this time, he was beaten much harder than in "Charlotte's Troubles".

After all, it's a kung fu movie. How can you be considered kung fu if you don't get beaten?

Pi Dan also saw that the landlady was a person with a sharp tongue but a soft heart.

The character played by Xu Ye is a greedy and cunning person who bullies the weak and fears the strong.

If you have to find a good point, it is that his brain is very fast.

The character creation methods of this movie are all very advanced.

After Xingzai escaped from the beating without any ability to fight back, he lit a firecracker and said sternly: "One arrow piercing the clouds, thousands of troops will come to meet!"

He threw the firecrackers into the sky and prepared to leave. He pretended to call the Axe Gang to come, but in fact he knew that no one would come.

He was just maintaining his last stubbornness.

But at this time, the second in command of the Axe Gang walked through the door with his men, and the second in command's hat was blown up by the firecrackers just now.

The shape is very funny.

For a while, the audience also became nervous.

Everyone knows that the second in command is a master. He chopped off the leg of the crocodile gang leader with an axe from a long distance.

And the people in the Pig Cage Village are not ordinary people. Obviously, fighting scenes are coming.

Seeing that a battle was about to begin, the landlady ran away directly, leaving only Jiangbao and a group of ordinary people.

The second boss was about to attack Jiangbao, but suddenly a black shadow flashed by, and the second boss had already flown out and fell into a water tank in the distance.

The second boss shouted for people.

This time, the real Axe Gang shot straight into the sky.

The Axe Gang is coming!

The scene changed, and Bucktooth Jane was sitting in front of the dressing table applying lipstick. Suddenly there was a vibration, and the lipstick drew a red mark on her face.

She opened the door angrily, but saw that the outside had been occupied by the Axe Gang.

The Axe Gang in suits and leather shoes was full of oppression.

Everyone in the entire Pig Cage Village did not dare to resist when facing such a powerful enemy.

"Isn't there a master? Why don't you take action!" Pi Dan's girlfriend grabbed Pi Dan's arm tightly and said nervously.

Pi Dan thought so in his heart, why not take action?

The hidden master should also take action!

At Brother Chen's order, a pair of siblings were brought to the middle, and the Axe Gang members poured kerosene on them.

Brother Chen held a lighter in his hand and asked, "Who did it? I'll count to three."

"One, two..."

On the third count, Brother Chen threw the lighter directly at the siblings.

At this moment, a hand grabbed the lighter in mid-air.

Coolie stood up and said, "I did it."

Twelve-way Tan Kou master, coolie is strong in taking action!

A big war started quickly.

As soon as Kuiliqiang started fighting, Pidan glanced at his girlfriend beside him and said calmly:

"This person uses the Shaolin Twelve Road Tan Kung Fu. The hands are two doors. He relies solely on his legs to hit people. The Tan Kung Fu has four hands. People and ghosts will be worried when they see it. This is an outsider's skill."

Pidan's girlfriend heard this and said with admiration: "You know this."

Pi Dan smiled and said nothing. The reason why he could see the moves was because he checked the actor's information. The hard-working actor was the successor of the Twelve-Road Tan Kick!

On the big screen, although Coolie is very powerful, there are too many people in the Ax Gang, and he is just a master of boxing and kicking.

At this critical moment, the tailor master also took action.

He took off the metal ring from the clothes rail and put it on his forearm.

The iron hoop came out, and Pi Dan also recognized the kung fu performed by this man.

Pi Dan introduced: "This is the Hong Family Iron Thread Fist, which can be used both hard and soft. The iron is strong and the thread is soft. It is both hard and soft, so it is called Iron Thread Fist. It is a set of advanced internal martial arts boxing techniques in the Hong Quan system. "

Coolie Qiang and the tailor master looked at each other, obviously neither of them expected that the other party would be a martial arts master.

While the two were fighting, someone from the Ax Gang had already gone to get a gun.

No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of guns.

At this critical moment, the former fried vendor took action.

Seeing this scene, the fried hawker stood up and looked at the wooden stick leaning against the wall.

When the Ax Gang men came over with guns, their guns were instantly knocked out by long sticks.

The fried hawker took action. He kicked the bench. The bench hit the long stick leaning against the wall. The stick fell. The fried hawker grabbed a long stick and jumped forward, rushing towards the axe. Help everyone, the whole action is cool and impressive.

Holding a long stick, he swept through thousands of armies and transformed every gun. His combat effectiveness was obviously much higher than the previous two.

Pi Dan’s girlfriend asked: “What move is this?”

Pidan scratched his head in embarrassment. He really didn't recognize this move.

But, he can also use stick techniques.

The battle ended with the Ax Gang's defeat.

The whole fight scene was hearty and hearty, and the action design kept the entire auditorium transfixed.

Just one word, handsome!

In the Ax Gang, Brother Chen arrested both Xingzai and Fatty Cong, and Xingzai also showed off his lock-picking skills here.

After Brother Chen saw that Xingzai could unlock the door, he decided to save Xingzai's life.

By this point in the movie, the image of the main character has basically been established.

Xingzi is a little guy who wants to get ahead, but he chooses to be a bad guy to get ahead.

When Xing Zai and Fat Zai Cong were chatting, he said proudly: "I know martial arts. Do I have to teach you about Tathagata Palm even though I have learned it?"

Memories of childhood appear.

It turns out that an old beggar on the roadside sold Xingzai a secret book on the Tathagata Palm.

The old beggar said: "You are so young and have strong muscles and bones. You are a martial arts talent that has only been seen in a hundred years. If one day you are allowed to open up the two channels of Ren and Du, you won't be able to fly like a dragon to heaven!"

Under the beggar's trick, Xingzai bought the secret book from the beggar.

Fatty Cong asked: "So you gave him all your belongings?"

Xingzai said: "Yes, I originally planned to use this money to study and become a doctor or lawyer in the future, but in order to maintain world peace."

When Xingzi was a child, he practiced Tathagata Palm according to the contents in the books.

When a group of children bullied a mute girl when she was young, Xingzai stood up and thought he could defeat these people with the Tathagata Palm.

But his secret book is actually fake, and you can buy it for two yuan.

Xingzi couldn't beat the opponent at all and was even humiliated.

The scene returned to the present, and Xingzi said: "From now on, I understand that good people are not rewarded. I want to be a bad guy, and I want to kill people!"

By now, Pi Dan was already looking forward to it.

"The Tathagata Divine Palm is not a lie, Xingzi must really know martial arts!"

What he wanted to see was what Xing Zai would look like after he learned martial arts.

The mute girl played by Tang Siqi also appeared in subsequent plots.

When Xingzi took the ice cream from the mute girl, he already recognized that the other person was the girl he wanted to protect when he was a child.

But now, he was disheveled, with an unkempt beard and dirty hair.

With just one glance, Xingzai withdrew his gaze and said viciously: "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen someone who doesn't pay for food?"

After saying that, he turned around and ran away.

He jumped on the tram, stood at the back of the tram, looked at the mute girl chasing him, and laughed.

It's just that this laughter is a little bitter.

The mute girl stopped after chasing him for a few steps. She kept looking at the direction Xingzai was leaving with reluctance, and finally there was a look of pain on her face.

Although the mute girl played by Tang Siqi has no lines, her pure and delicate temperament has come out.

Pi Dan had forgotten about the cheongsam woman just now, but said in his heart: "I like this too."

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