Chapter 712 I Can Still Recognize You Even if You Take Off Your Vest!

Later, Hu Jinping checked his Weibo and found that it was Xu Ye who took the lead in giving him the nickname.

In the comment area, some netizens used the lines from "Charlotte's Troubles" to tease him.

"From today on, we will talk about our own things. I will call you brother and you will call me dad."

Hu Jinping gritted his teeth. He wanted to find Xu Ye, but he couldn't find him.

There were too many people in the backstage lounge of the studio at this time, and it was noisy. Hu Jinping had to give up.

"Xu Ye must have thought of it a long time ago!" Hu Jinping had no choice.

However, his divorce happened many years ago. He had let it go long ago and even laughed at himself on some programs. Calling his ex-husband brother was nothing.

Hu Jinping looked at the discussions of netizens and couldn't help but sigh.

According to the current trend, Xu Ye really deserves the title of King of Comedy.

In the current Chinese comedy industry, no one can do what he does.

When the next program continued to perform, the wind direction on the Internet changed.

The singing and dancing programs are okay, and there are a few programs that are quite good.

But with the skit "Today's Happiness", other language programs are a bit funny.

It's okay if the acting is not good, and the script is not good either.

"Xu Ye's gold content is still rising!"

"If you can't perform the skit well, you can just not perform it. Pure singing and dancing performances are also fine. At least it won't make people upset."

"Not half as funny as the ex-husband. Forget it. Let's buy movie tickets to watch the richest man in Xihong City tomorrow."

The audience also voted with their feet.

Like those who turned on the TV, many people just turned on the TV to listen to the sound and then played with their mobile phones.

Those who watched the live broadcast on the Internet, just don't watch it directly, and wait for a good program to watch it.

This made those popular actors who participated in the skit very embarrassed.

Although this has little impact on their careers, it is still a bit uncomfortable to be sprayed by netizens during the Chinese New Year.

The source of all this is because of Xu Ye.

"It's getting harder and harder to get into the Spring Festival Gala now."

In an independent lounge backstage, Xu Ye was sitting with his girlfriend.

This year, only Xiao Xu came to the Spring Festival Gala. Xiao Xu was a little bored without someone to chat with.

And this time she was on stage alone, and she was a little nervous.

Xiao Xu muttered: "What if I make a mistake on the stage?"

"Then I can laugh at you for the rest of my life." Xu Ye said.

Xiao Xu raised his fist and hit Xu Ye.

"Will you die if you don't talk?"

Xu Ye raised his mobile phone at this time and said: "I'll take a video, you cooperate."

As a professional actor, Xiao Xu immediately got into the state.

The video was also very simple to shoot. Xu Ye asked Xiao Xu to turn his back to him first.

Then Xu Ye filmed Xiao Xu's back and reached out to pat Xiao Xu on the shoulder.

Xiao Xu turned around, Xu Ye stretched out his palm, and Xiao Xu put both hands on Xu Ye's palm.

Xu Ye started to turn in circles on the spot, and Xiao Xu turned around Xu Ye.

After the filming, Xiao Xu also checked the content of the video.

There are many such short videos on the Internet, and they are all about the atmosphere.

Xu Ye said: "I will post it after you finish your performance."

Xiao Xu smiled and nodded.

After a few more programs, it was Xiao Xu's turn to perform on stage.

The song "Invisible Wings" is a classic inspirational song, and it covers a wide audience.

Xiao Xu is also different from her previous youthful and beautiful dress. This time she wore a white dress, which looked dignified and generous.

"It's not easy, Xiao Xu's solo stage!"

"With a knife in hand, kill Xu Gou, and the hatred of stealing his wife is irreconcilable!"

"What's the matter with this strong sense of being a wife? Have the dean and Xiao Xu already obtained the marriage certificate?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were discussing enthusiastically.

In many families, parents were also praising.

"This little girl is so pretty."

"Mom, her boyfriend is Xu Ye."

"Ah? Xu Ye, this little girl's eyesight is not good at such a young age."

The lights on the stage were quiet.

Xiao Xu was alone, standing in the center of the stage.

At this time, in a remote village, Wu Bing was sitting on the sofa at home with his grandmother.

Their house was very shabby, and there were old newspapers on the walls.

It was winter now, and the grandmother was still covered with a quilt. The whole house had a shabby feeling, but it was not dirty.

The room was tidy by the grandmother.

The only thing that was a bit inconsistent with this home was the large LCD TV in front of the two.

This TV was newly bought by Wu Bing. Because it was close to the Spring Festival, the workers were busy celebrating the New Year, and the decoration work had to wait until after the New Year. He bought a large TV for his grandmother first so that she could experience the feeling of a large TV.

At first, after buying the TV, the grandmother was not happy and said that he was spending money indiscriminately.

Wu Bing told his grandmother about Xu Ye's help to him.

Grandma just said: "Xu Ye is a good kid."

Wu Bing pointed at the TV and said: "Grandma, this person is Xu Nanjia, she is Xu Ye's girlfriend, and the song she sang was also written by Xu Ye."

Grandma nodded: "Girlfriend is good, you see everyone has a girlfriend, shouldn't you also find a partner."

Wu Bing was helpless immediately, he shouldn't have mentioned it too much.

At this time, Xiao Xu's singing came.

"Every time, I am strong in wandering loneliness~"

"Every time, even if I am hurt, I don't shed tears~"

"I know I have always had a pair of invisible wings~"

"Take me flying, fly over despair~"

Hearing these lyrics, Wu Bing was suddenly a little emotional.

This song is a bit emotional.

After hearing this song, many viewers put down their mobile phones and looked at the TV.

Not long after, the chorus of the song came.

"I finally see that all dreams have blossomed~"

"How loud the young voices of pursuit are~"

"I finally soar, staring with my heart without fear~"

"Fly as far as there is wind~"

Xiao Xu's warm voice is refreshing.

"The person is beautiful and the voice is sweet!"

"I hope everyone can have their own invisible wings!"

"This song is so beautiful!"

Some songs can hear a sense of power from them, and this song is just like that.

Wu Bing thought of that night when Xu Ye sent him a message directly, asking him how much money he needed.

To be honest, Wu Bing was really a little confused at that moment.

He didn't have any hope when he posted that comment under Weibo at the time, so he just posted it casually.

You know, there are thousands of comments under that Weibo.

Few stars will seriously read all these comments carefully.

But Xu Ye read it and took the initiative to send him a private message.

Ten thousand yuan is a drop in the bucket for Xu Ye, but it can fulfill one of his beautiful wishes.

"Xu Ye is everyone's invisible wings." Wu Bing sighed in his heart.

Some netizens also remembered Xu Ye's good deeds. This person really donated money and really helped.

Isn't this just being an invisible wing for everyone?

At Xiao Xu's home.

Xu Baifeng and his wife and their son were also watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Shen Xinning said repeatedly: "This song is really well written."

Shen Xinning is more emotional and wants to wipe tears.

Xu Yunqi said: "My sister also sings well."

Xu Baifeng said: "Don't say this kind of nonsense."

Xu Yunqi was speechless. It became nonsense when it came to me.

Xu Baifeng said, "Send a message to Xiaojia and ask her when she will be back."

Xu Yunqi wanted to say, "Why don't you ask?", but he didn't dare to say it.

Not long after, Xiao Xu's stage was over.

"Invisible Wings" soon became a hot search.

"This song is really empowering!"

"Xu Ye is a rare person and wrote a good song for his girlfriend!"

"Good luck in the college entrance examination! This New Year's Eve, I will do ten sets of papers and make you die!"

"Xiao Xu is so beautiful tonight!"

While netizens were discussing, Xu Ye posted a video.

"It's been a while since I showed my affection. Let me show you my girlfriend."

The video was quite normal at the beginning. Xiao Xu, who was wearing a dress and dressed very beautifully, turned around and stretched out her hand to put on Xu Ye's hand.

But as soon as she turned around, the picture turned into a hand holding a piglet and turning around.

The whole video was very smooth, and it can be said to be seamless.

The first half is beautiful, and the second half is dead!

"Dean, if you didn't have a high fighting power, you wouldn't be alive today."

"Xiao Xu is so gentle that she won't break up with him even if we're still together."

"I think Xiao Xu is so kind that she takes care of the mentally retarded young man."

After the performance, Xiao Xu returned to the backstage. She took the phone handed to her by her assistant and asked, "Where's Xu Ye?"

Wang Tian said, "Xu Ye went to Teacher Mo Xincheng's place."

Xiao Xu didn't think much about it and opened her phone to check.

She set a special attention to Xu Ye on Weibo and soon saw the news that Xu Ye had posted on Weibo.

When she clicked in, Xiao Xu's face instantly burst into anger.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Xu Ye, wait for me!"

I never thought you could play like this!

But Xu Ye was prepared and had already slipped away.

He is indeed with Mo Xincheng now.

As an old senior, Mo Xincheng's appearance order is still more than ten o'clock, which is specially used to increase ratings.

After experiencing the torture of several rubbish sketches, the audience couldn't stand it anymore.

When the host announced that Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan were going to the stage, netizens breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally they are here!"

"Please don't eat anything next, or you will choke."

"Everyone, come and gather!"

Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan are both seniors, and Xu Ye doesn't need to tell them anything.

The skit they performed was a classic skit by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan on Earth, called "Hourly Worker".

This skit was performed on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala in 2000, and since then the word vest has a different meaning.

On the stage, Mo Xincheng was still wearing the same clothes he wore last year. As soon as he appeared, the audience cheered and applauded.

Mo Xincheng held a plate of fruit in his hand and said, "My waist hurts from sleeping, and I feel sick from eating! My head is confused, and everything I see is wrong! I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and now I understand it. What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is suffering!"

The stage also looks like a living room of a house.

After Mo Xincheng sat on the sofa, Shi Peijuan appeared.

Unlike Baiyun Heitu, Shi Peijuan's outfit today is more fashionable and youthful, especially the orange vest on her upper body.

"Some people spend money on food and drink, some spend money on song requests, some spend money on beauty treatments, and some spend money on massages. Today I'm hiring someone to chat with them."

Mo Xincheng muttered, "Oh, my son said he'd find someone for me to be there at nine o'clock."

Shi Peijuan, who was outside the door, said as she walked: "This place is so round and round that we found the right one, ding dong!"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Nanjia!"

"who?"

"It's me, brother."

In the original sketch, Song Dandan's name was Zhang Huimei, but for some political reasons, this part was deleted from the online video.

Xu Ye kept this piece.

A name that can be used here must have high national popularity. If you don't have some reputation, you don't dare to shout it here.

There is no problem with Xiao Xu's name, and Xiao Xu sang a song just now, and everyone in the audience knows it.

Mo Xincheng said happily: "Oh my God, this little voice is very sweet, the sugar content is quite high, at least four plus signs."

But when he opened the door, he saw a little old lady standing behind the door.

Shi Peijuan walked in directly, and the two started chatting across servers.

The eldest girl played by Shi Peijuan said: "Your son told me to count down when I go out. There was a traffic jam on the road just now, and now there are still fifteen minutes until one hour, so hurry up."

The eldest brother looked puzzled and said, "What are you doing?"

"Our purpose is to be proactive and enthusiastic, and exchange my sincerity for your smile. Hurry up, I'll take this off first."

The eldest brother immediately became nervous.

Not to mention the eldest brother, even the audience was dumbfounded.

Good guy, your car went directly onto the highway!

"The dean is very skillful in writing scripts, so go for it."

"Suggest a strict investigation!"

"Only the dean can drive fast on Spring Festival evening, right?"

The two are still chatting across servers.

The older girl smiled and said, "Well, let me give you two humorous puzzles first. One is to test your IQ, and the other is to ease the awkward atmosphere. Listen up, it will make you laugh."

The eldest sister sat on the sofa, and the eldest brother squatted next to her.

"How many steps do you need to put an elephant into a refrigerator?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the older girl started laughing.

The eldest brother looked terrified.

The older girl explained: "Three steps, the first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door."

The audience immediately laughed like crazy.

"Classic Xu Ye thinking!"

"I know who can answer this question correctly, Xu Ye!"

"You may be asking the wrong person when you ask Big Brother. If you ask Xu Ye, you will definitely get the right answer!"

Back on Earth, this brainteaser was popular all over the country. Even now, the idea of ​​an elephant filling a refrigerator still exists.

This is the first time for everyone in the world to hear this joke, and the effect is very good.

But the eldest brother didn't smile at all.

The older girl continued to ask questions.

"The zoo held an all-animal gathering. Which animal didn't come?"

The eldest brother still didn't speak.

The older girl spread her hands and said directly: "Elephant, it's locked in the refrigerator!"

The audience, who had not laughed the first time, could not hold back this time.

This joke is still a series!

The eldest brother is still thinking about what the big girl in front of him does, and he can't laugh at all.

Later, the two finally ended their cross-server chat.

The older girl is here to chat with someone.

But the eldest brother treated the eldest girl as an escort.

The older girl picked up the bag and said, "Let's go, I'll hurt my self-esteem."

Later, the eldest girl stretched out her hand directly: "Take the money, your son said one hour and forty, it's one hour."

The eldest brother took out a fifty yuan bill from his pocket.

"Here's fifty."

"Get change, I don't have change."

The eldest brother also said: "I don't have any change, I'll give this to you."

The older girl doesn’t want the extra ten dollars either.

The eldest brother simply said: "Then just chat with me for another ten dollars."

The audience burst out laughing.

"Can you still play like this?"

"Hahaha, it's ten yuan!"

"I have to say, Auntie's hourly wage is higher than mine."

The two sat on the sofa again, and the situation was quite awkward for a while.

The eldest brother smiled and said: "Well, eldest sister, I will tell you a little joke to break up the embarrassing situation. This joke always makes me laugh. I have been pointing to this joke for half my life."

Mo Xincheng walked to the stage and started speaking.

High energy warning ahead!

"It is said that a tiger was bitten by a snake. The tiger was anxious and wanted to trample the snake to death. It chased it until it reached a small river. The snake went into the water, and the tiger was there. Just waiting like this on the river bank, I don't believe you won't come out.

After a while, a tortoise came out of it. The tiger went up and held it down. Baby, if you wear a vest, I won’t recognize you? "

As soon as Mo Xincheng finished speaking, he burst out laughing.

The camera moved to Shi Peijuan at this time.

Shi Peijuan stared at Mo Xincheng, her face expressionless, and she happened to be wearing an orange vest.

In the online live broadcast room, the barrage was completely filled with "hahaha" comments.

Thousands of households were filled with laughter and laughter, and some people laughed so hard that they shed tears.

Mo Xincheng looked back and saw the vest on the older girl, and his laughter stopped abruptly.

Mo Xincheng said hurriedly: "Sister, let me repeat it. I made a mistake."

"No, a bastard got into the water, and a snake came out when it was done. As the tiger said, I will still recognize you if you take off your vest."

While Mo Xincheng was telling a joke, Shi Peijuan had already taken off her vest angrily.

However, as soon as she took it off, Mo Xincheng's last words came out.

For a moment, Shi Peijuan's eyes widened.

The audience burst into applause.

Zhao Benshan's sketches are not only scripts, but the actors' acting skills are also very important.

Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan controlled the rhythm and movements just right.

Xiao Xu’s home.

Xu Yunqi had just taken a sip of water when he saw this scene. He spat out all the water in his mouth with a pop.

Shen Xinning glanced at him and said calmly: "Wipe the floor clean."

Xu Yunqi quickly took out some pieces of paper and wiped the floor.

He really didn't expect that this skit was so damn funny!

Not to mention the audience, even the staff at the Spring Festival Gala burst into laughter.

No matter how many times I watch this sketch, I still laugh every time I watch it.

Afterwards, the skit returned to its theme.

The social problem of rural elderly being unable to adapt to urban life after moving to cities.

The eldest brother said that when he went to perform Yangko dance in the square, he was surrounded by three old men who wanted to beat him, saying that he gave the old lady a flying look.

The older girl joked: "You must have noticed that the old lady is pretty."

The eldest brother said directly: "Pull her down. She's pretty and it's worth the beating. That old lady is uglier than you."

Shi Peijuan's eyes widened again.

Mo Xincheng quickly argued.

"I said she's not as ugly as you!"

"You are uglier than her!"

The older girl was speechless: "Brother, please stop talking. I can definitely see what type you are. You are definitely the type who finds trouble when nothing happens."

The audience commented one after another:

"Xu Ye's old life!"

Not to mention, the intensity of this ejaculation is exactly the same as that of Xu Ye.

Later, the eldest sister asked the eldest brother to learn to use a smartphone to surf the Internet.

It turns out that this part of the sketch was on the Internet, and Xu Ye also modified the script to follow the current era.

The eldest sister also showed off her brand-name clothes to her eldest brother.

Later, the eldest brother stood up and said: "We didn't interact in vain today. You can take me with you tomorrow, and I will go with you. I will go out to work with you every day. I don't make any money, so I just have fun. You are the boss and that's what I do." You live that person, if you do this, I will carry a bag."

The eldest brother carried the eldest sister's bag and picked up the eldest sister's water glass.

"Now I am you and you are me. See if I can do it."

The eldest brother walked to the door and pretended to ring the doorbell.

"Ding dong!"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Huohua!"

As soon as this sentence came out, young netizens laughed out loud.

There is Xu Nanjia in the front and Xu Huohua in the back.

You two are still cooperating in the sketch!

After a while, the whole skit was over.

After everyone laughed, they discovered the problem.

There is nothing educational in this sketch. It just touches on the problems of urban elderly people. The main purpose is to make everyone happy.

"The waistcoat part is amazing, the funniest part of this year's Spring Festival Gala!"

"A waistcoat and an ex-husband holding hands, this year's Spring Festival Gala skit is the best!"

"I'm complaining that Xu Ye included private goods in the sketch to put money on his face!"

"Stop scolding, the next one is the dean's show. If the dean wants to take advantage of the situation this time, I will have to scold him severely."

In the program arrangement of the Spring Festival Gala, the programs of Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin were arranged directly after the sketch.

Didn’t I just call out Xu Huohua? Now Xu Huohua is here!