Chapter 723 From Today on, I Am Called Pansi Daxian

The promotion work of "Westward Journey" has been advancing, and several trailers have been released.

Most netizens know that this movie is very long. If you want to watch it in the cinema, you must be mentally prepared in advance.

However, the key plot in the movie has not been revealed, and it is still full of suspense.

In a small city in the south, Zhou Kaiwen drove a car and took his family to the cinema in the city.

Because of the May Day holiday, Zhou Kaiwen and his family came to this small city for vacation.

At his age, he likes quietness the most on weekdays. He is no longer interested in many popular cities and tourist attractions. On the contrary, he finds them very noisy.

A small city with beautiful scenery and beautiful environment has become his first choice for vacation.

Kevin Zhou has already started studying the script of "Let the Bullets Fly" during this time.

The more he read the script of this movie, the more he liked it, and the more he read it, the more interesting it became.

Kevin Zhou wishes he could go to the set and play with a group of movie stars right away, but it's a pity that he can't do it yet.

The crew of "Let the Bullets Fly" is still making preparations before filming starts, and Xu Ye also has to prepare for the concert.

According to Xu Ye, after the concert, he went to the studio to start filming "Let the Bullets Fly."

No matter how anxious Zhou Kaiwen was, he had no choice but to suppress his anxiety.

So today, on the first day of his vacation, he took his family to the cinema to watch "Westward Journey".

When this movie was announced, it was difficult not to get noticed because the title contained the word "Journey to the West".

However, in terms of publicity, Xu Ye's publicity team did not mess around to avoid the situation where the audience is crazy about it, but you can't satisfy the audience at all.

Keeping the audience interested can gain a lot of popularity, but the popularity itself is also a double-edged sword.

Before arriving, Zhou Kaiwen had already made some mental preparations.

This movie related to Journey to the West is definitely different from any spin-off movie of Journey to the West that he has seen before.

Zhou Kaiwen's son Xiaoyu is in his third year of high school this year. His son has no intention of entering the entertainment industry and is currently playing on his mobile phone in the back row.

His wife Jiang Qingqing was sitting in the passenger seat, searching for milk tea shops on her mobile phone.

Because you have to sit in the cinema for three hours, you must prepare everything you need to eat and drink. Even if you have to drink less to avoid going to the bathroom, you still have to have what you need.

Jiang Qingqing chose a drink for herself on the mini program and asked: "Xiaoyu, what are you drinking?"

Xiaoyu said: "Let's have a cup of fruit tea."

Jiang Qingqing asked again: "Old Zhou, what are you drinking?"

Zhou Kaiwen said casually: "I don't need it, I brought a tea cup."

Jiang Qingqing didn't say much. She was ready. There would always be boring moments in a three-hour movie. Then she could just go to the toilet.

When they arrived at the cinema, Zhou Kaiwen entered the cinema wearing a hat and sunglasses.

The audience waiting in the theater did not realize that the burly man who walked in was the actor.

This is also the advantage of being in a small city. He only needs a simple disguise and no one will recognize him. In addition, Kevin Zhou is holding a thermos cup with a handle in his hand, and no one associates him with a celebrity.

In the theater, there are already many young people waiting to check in.

Zhou Kaiwen reminded: "If you need to go to the toilet, go use the toilet."

Jiang Qingqing said: "I'll definitely have time to go to the toilet later, it won't be a problem."

Zhou Kaiwen didn't say any more.

After checking in, the three people sat in a row of seats.

After a while, the lights went out and the movie started playing.

Zhou Kaiwen's expression immediately became extremely focused, which was already his professional habit.

After all, watching movies is not purely entertainment for him.

Jiang Qingqing took a sip of milk tea. At this time, she suddenly felt like going to the toilet.

But the movie has already started, so it’s not appropriate to go there.

"Forget it, just bear with it a little longer." She said in her heart.

At this time, the main part of the movie begins, with the scene of Guanyin Bodhisattva reprimanding Sun Wukong.

The Tang monk on the side spoke softly and eloquently.

"Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the precept of anger."

"The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if it doesn't hit a child, it is wrong to hit those flowers and plants."

For a moment, many young people in the theater started laughing.

It’s still the nonsensical style that everyone is familiar with.

The Monkey King played by Xu Ye is also different from the Monkey King in traditional works.

However, after being baptized by so many nonsensical works, and coupled with the previous spoof of Journey to the West in "Unexpectedly", most viewers did not feel any discomfort with this.

When at the end, Guanyin Bodhisattva took Sun Wukong into the jade purification bottle, Tang Monk said: "The apprentice made a mistake, and the master is also responsible. Please let him live."

Guanyin's voice was cold: "If I don't destroy him, I can't explain it to the Jade Emperor."

Tang Monk still spoke in that long-winded tone: "Please sister, please tell the Jade Emperor, I am willing to sacrifice my life in exchange for my life."

After the words fell, Tang Monk sat cross-legged on the ground. He threw the nine-ring tin staff into the sky, clasped his hands and said, "Namo Amitabha."

In the background music, the four words "Westward Journey" appeared on the big screen.

Zhou Kaiwen's brows furrowed. In the short paragraph just now, the images of Tang Monk and Sun Wukong were already erected.

In the end, Monk Tang sacrificed himself as a disciple, and the scene was a little touching.

Later, the time went directly to five hundred years later.

Chun Sanshi Niang came to Wuyue Mountain, where there was an Axe Gang that specialized in robbing houses, and the leader of the Axe Gang was Zhizunbao.

The actress who played Chun Sanshi Niang was sexy and charming, and she had a unique temperament as soon as she appeared.

When Chun Sanshi Niang was taking a bath, Zhizunbao introduced herself.

When the name of the Axe Gang appeared, many viewers in the theater were a little surprised.

"It actually has a connection with Kung Fu!"

Zhizunbao wanted to kill Chun Sanshi Niang, but he was not Chun Sanshi Niang's opponent at all, not to mention that he was hit by the Seven Injury Fist and was injured.

An important clue appeared here. Chun Sanshi Niang wanted to find a person with three moles on the soles of his feet.

At night, the second in command came to Chun Sanshi Niang's room with smoke, and Zhizunbao had a dream.

In the dream, he came to a cave full of water.

Chinese people are quite familiar with the story of Journey to the West. Seeing this cave, they think of the Water Curtain Cave.

At this point, the identity of Zhizunbao is actually about to be revealed.

Zhizunbao is Sun Wukong.

A voice in the cave asked him if he had found the three moles, but Zhizunbao had no idea what the three moles meant.

In the theater, some viewers felt strange.

"I still can't accept Sun Wukong like this."

"Wukong should not be a hero-like character. Now this Sun Wukong is just a bandit and gangster."

"Forget it, let's wait and see."

Later, Zhizunbao heard screams from outside. The second in command was being chased by a huge spider.

Zhizunbao's ankle was entangled by spider silk. A group of gang members used torches to drive away the spider, and Zhizunbao's crotch caught fire.

The audience laughed throughout the whole process.

The director of "A Chinese Odyssey" is Liu Zhenwei, who is full of nonsensical comedy characteristics.

A new character also appeared, the White Bone Spirit Bai Jingjing.

The two beauties are very pleasing to the eye.

After that, Zhizunbao also shaved off his beard, and Xu Ye's handsome face also appeared on the big screen.

From Bai Jingjing's mouth, the audience also knew the relationship between Bai Jingjing and Sun Wukong.

Zhou Kaiwen was stunned.

"Wow, Sun Wukong and Bai Gu Jing are in love."

Needless to say, it feels quite exciting.

Especially in recent years, some foreign film castings always like to choose some ugly women for some reasons, saying that they are good-looking monsters, but in fact they are not good-looking at all.

But in our Chinese concept, female monsters must be good-looking. How can they deceive people if they are not good-looking?

These two female monsters are in line with everyone's stereotype of female monsters, that is, beautiful!

After that, Bodhi Patriarch appeared, which was another subversion of the image in Journey to the West.

Zhizunbao thought that he could deal with these two monsters with the invisibility talisman. In fact, the second in command had been controlled by the monsters, and the invisibility talisman was thrown into the fire by the second in command.

Later, Zhizunbao appeared. He had a pair of fake underwear made of invisibility charms on his waist and a bow made of invisibility charms on his neck.

As for the second in command, he wore a skirt made of invisibility charms, and the shapes were very distinctive.

Chun Sanshi Niang waved her hand, and Zhizunbao's paper underwear caught fire directly.

Zhizunbao suddenly felt desperate and lay on the ground, letting everyone step on his crotch to put out the fire.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Kaiwen only felt a chill in his crotch.

This is the pain that only men understand.

But after the fire was extinguished, Chun Sanshi Niang pretended not to see them, deliberately quarreled with Bai Jingjing, and poured a glass of wine on Zhizunbao's crotch, and the flames that were about to go out burned again.

There was a burst of laughter in the theater.

Zhou Kaiwen's son Xiaoyu was not very interested in movies. He just wanted to play games at home and was pulled out by his parents.

Just at this moment, Xiaoyu also laughed.

"This is too painful!"

Zhizunbao gave his men a look, and everyone began to trample on the fire again.

After the fire was out, Bai Jingjing pushed the oil lamp down again, and the oil lamp fell on Zhizunbao's crotch, and the flames burned again.

Zhizunbao looked back at Bai Jingjing with tears in his eyes.

The second boss said regretfully: "Cut it off, it's all burnt."

Zhizunbao said seriously: "It's better to be a little crisp than nothing."

The car is going very fast, please pay attention to safety ahead.

The laughter in the theater never stopped at this time.

Jiang Qingqing was in danger. She wanted to laugh out loud, but she didn't dare to laugh out loud. Holding urine is a very painful thing.

It's just that the plot of this movie has not found the urine point so far. When there is no funny time, it just gives clues. It feels like missing a second is not good.

Jiang Qingqing can only pray in her heart, and quickly come up with a boring plot to give her a chance to go to the toilet.

However, although the plot of "A Chinese Odyssey" is trivial, every plot is useful.

Later, everyone used the Qiankun bag to catch the two monsters, but the two monsters ran out again.

In order to save his life, Bodhi Patriarch lied to the two monsters that Zhizunbao was Sun Wukong, but in fact Zhizunbao didn't know that he was Sun Wukong.

After all, Zhizunbao was a person in the magic mirror.

Later, Niu Mowang also appeared, and Niu Mowang also wanted to find Tang Seng.

The second boss also saw through the magic mirror that he was actually a pig head.

At this time, everyone had arrived at Pansi Cave, and Bai Jingjing had turned against Chun Sanshi Niang for Sun Wukong.

In the fight among the crowd, Chun Sanshi Niang accidentally used the aphrodisiac on the second boss.

The second boss said: "I shivered, it was so enjoyable."

Chun Sanshi Niang was shocked and said: "You shivered on me?"

A group of male compatriots in the theater were very angry.

"What virtue does this dead pig have!"

"Chun Sanshi Niang, why don't you use the aphrodisiac for me, I won't shiver!"

There is no way, the image of the second boss in the movie is really not good, and Chun Sanshi Niang is really beautiful.

Zhou Kaiwen was a little confused.

From his perspective, the current plot is still laying the groundwork, and it is obvious that it has not yet entered the whole.

Bai Jingjing likes Sun Wukong, but the person in front of him is not Sun Wukong, but Zhizunbao.

Even if this person is indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, he is no longer the previous Sun Wukong.

What's more, the three moles have not been explained to the audience.

"If the movie develops like this, then I must say that Xu Ye's movie is not well made." Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart.

However, the whole movie has only been an hour, and he doesn't want to jump to conclusions.

But some audiences in the theater have already stood up.

Some audiences come to watch the movie for Journey to the West, not for Xu Ye.

Those who are familiar with Xu Ye know this nonsensical style, but there are still audiences who think, I want to watch Sun Wukong make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, not watch Sun Wukong fall in love.

Zhou Kaiwen looked at this scene and could only sigh in his heart.

Later, Zhizunbao took Bai Jingjing away.

Bai Jingjing was deeply poisoned. When Zhizunbao reminded her that she would die if she didn't detoxify, Bai Jingjing said: "If you are unhappy, immortality is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough."

Zhizunbao told Bai Jingjing that he was not Sun Wukong, and Bai Jingjing said she would kill him.

But even so, Zhizunbao still confessed, because he didn't want Bai Jingjing to think of another person when she was looking at him.

Bai Jingjing burst into tears immediately, and she kissed Zhizunbao while crying. When the two of them were about to get on the highway after undressing, Bai Jingjing stopped.

This plot was very embarrassing for Xiaoyu.

No matter how old you are, it will be embarrassing to see men and women kissing and taking off clothes when watching TV with your parents.

Zhou Kaiwen thought differently.

"Xu Ye, you are definitely using public tools for personal gain!"

He knew that the shooting here was a borrowed position, and the two did not actually kiss, but just starting to take off clothes was exciting enough.

The following plot is still tense.

Later, Zhizunbao was locked up in the Pansi Cave by Chun Sanshi Niang. When he dug the tunnel, he dug out the Moonlight Box underground, which was left by Pansi Daxian.

At this time, a gust of wind came and sucked Zhizunbao into the dug hole.

Zhizunbao saw the scene in his dream, the Water Curtain Cave.

And there is a golden stick in the water curtain cave, and a diamond ring is placed on the stone.

The golden hoop stick and the golden hoop came out.

The voice of Guanyin rang out.

As long as Sun Wukong repents and puts on the diamond ring, he can restore his magic power and become the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.

"But from now on, everything in the world has nothing to do with you. You can no longer have any lust or nostalgia. You must convert to my Buddha with all your heart."

"You haven't become the real Sun Wukong, just because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles. When you meet her, your life will be changed."

The reply given by Zhizunbao is "You recognized the wrong person!"

At this time, the audience just regarded this sentence as a clue and didn't think much about it.

Later, Zhizunbao began to use the ability of the Moonlight Box to travel through time in order to save Bai Jingjing.

This plot is exciting and exciting, and the laughter in the theater never stopped.

In the end, Zhizunbao finally rescued Bai Jingjing, but Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshi Niang gave Zhizunbao and Erdangjia the chance to escape in order to stop the Bull Demon King.

This time, when Zhizunbao used the Moonlight Box again, he found that it was already bright outside the cave and there was no moonlight.

He looked at the way he came from in the distance, and a woman came over with a donkey.

This woman was the Fairy Zixia.

After Fairy Zixia came out, Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart: "Xu Ye is really good at taking pictures of his girlfriend, and the pictures are so beautiful!"

Xiao Xu gave this stop, giving people the feeling that she is a fairy.

After Zixia greeted, Zhizunbao said: "Don't barge into the Pansi Cave."

Zixia smiled and said: "Do you think I can't read? It's obviously the Water Curtain Cave."

Zhizunbao looked at the words on the entrance of the cave, and it was written with the three words "Water Curtain Cave".

His face changed suddenly.

At this time, the audience in the theater were all surprised.

The next second, Zixia waved her hand and changed the Water Curtain Cave into the Silk Cave, and also snatched away Zhizunbao's Moonlight Box.

Zixia smiled and said, "I now solemnly declare that everything on this mountain belongs to me, including you."

"Me?" Zhizunbao asked in confusion.

"Yes, just like my mule, I'll stamp you."

Zixia waved her hand, and a puff of green smoke came out of Zhizunbao's left foot.

Zixia said lightly, "You are mine now. If someone bullies you, just say my name. From today on, I'm Pansi Daxian."

Zhizunbao suddenly came to his senses.

"Pansi Daxian, five hundred years ago?"

This time, he used the Moonlight Box to travel back to five hundred years ago.

When he looked at the sole of his left foot, he saw three moles left by Zixia.

Suddenly, many exclamations rang out in the theater.

Zhizunbao took out the magic mirror and looked at it. A burst of exciting music sounded. This music was the "Prelude to the Small Knife Society".

In the magic mirror, it was no longer Zhizunbao, but Sun Wukong!

At this moment, many people in the theater felt their scalps tingling!

Everything is rounded back!

The person who gave Sun Wukong three moles turned out to be Pansi Daxian, the master of Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshi Niang.

"This design is interesting." Zhou Kaiwen said in his heart.

The previous foreshadowing was also revealed at this moment.

When the picture turned, it switched to another scene.

Jiang Qingqing finally breathed a sigh of relief and took this opportunity to go to the toilet.

If she didn't go to the toilet, she would really be unable to hold it.