Chapter 687: Go Through Fire and Water, Brother Chen!

Tang Siqi's dress in this movie is not the most beautiful among the many works that Tang Siqi has participated in, but it is the most exciting one.

On Earth, Huang Shengyi, who played the role of a mute girl, became an instant hit and entered the entertainment industry with this role.

The audience at the time thought this was the beginning of Huang Shengyi's career, but they didn't expect it to be the peak.

Not only male viewers like women dressed like this, but female viewers also like them.

"Sister Siqi is so beautiful."

"Xu Ye, you bastard, you actually bullied such a lovely sister!"

"I feel like the protagonist here is just afraid to face the girl, not bullying."

Today, Xingzai has decided to be a bad guy. He is no longer the little boy who would stand up and give the bully a Tathagata's palm when he saw a mute girl being bullied.

At this time, Pidan suddenly realized something.

"What is the protagonist's name?"

The movie has been playing for half an hour, and I still don’t know the name of the protagonist.

The movie doesn't seem to care what the characters' names are.

For example, among the three masters who fought against the Ax Gang before, the tailor was only called Brother Sheng, and the fried hawker was called Ah Gui.

Just as Pi Dan was thinking about it, the scene changed and he returned to the Pig Cage Walled City.

In the room, a group of people from the Pig Cage Walled City were sitting together, and the charter woman was scolding the three coolies.

The charter woman disliked the coolies and the three for provoking the Ax Gang, and the Pig Cage Walled City would never have a good life from now on, so she told the coolies and the three to get out of here.

Pi Dan's girlfriend frowned and complained: "Why is this person like this? The coolie is doing it for their own good. This woman is not reciprocal at all."

Pidan smiled and said: "Actually, I think the charterer asked the three of them to leave quickly to protect them. The Ax Gang will definitely take revenge. It will be more dangerous for them to stay. The faster they leave, the better."

After hearing this, Pidan's girlfriend thought for a while and said, "It seems to make sense."

When the charter woman scolded him, Jiang Bao was fair to him: "The charter woman went a little too far, are you okay?"

The charterer didn't say anything, he just slapped Jiang Bao on the face.

Everyone was quite happy to see this slap.

In fact, at the beginning, when the Ax Gang was looking for trouble, if it hadn't been for Jiang Bao provoking the second leader of the Ax Gang, Coolie Qiang might not have had to take action.

At this time, the siblings and their mother who had been rescued by the three people found the three people and knelt on the ground.

The little boy holds a bowl of eggs in his hands.

The three of them quickly ran over and signaled the three siblings to get up.

The mother of the siblings said: "Master, I don't have anything to give to you. This is just a little thought."

The little boy raised the bowl and said sincerely: "Thank you for saving us."

Kuili Qiang and the other three looked at this scene with mixed emotions on their faces.

Coolie Qiang took the bowl, and Tailor Sheng covered his mouth and started to cry.

At this moment, the grievances suffered by everyone seemed to be worth it.

The audience in the theater was also a little moved.

However, just as everyone was about to continue to be moved, the charterer said: "Don't cry until you go to the grave. We are acting here!"

Tailor Sheng was unhappy and said, "Why are you so hard-hearted?"

Some viewers in the cinema also felt that the character of the charter woman was a bad person.

The group of tenants who ran away as soon as something happened and always scolded her were now scolded by her even after three coolies saved someone.

Tailor Sheng retorted, and upon hearing this, the charterer immediately started a verbal battle with the Confucians.

The scolded Tailor Sheng ran to the stairs and burst into tears. He leaned on the stairs and cried, "It's not a sin to know kung fu."

It was obviously a very touching scene, but the scene was stolen by Tailor Katsu's red underwear.

The red panties under the white translucent shorts are unusually eye-catching.

Everyone in the theater burst into laughter.

The charterer continued to pursue her and launched a personal attack on Tailor Sheng.

At this time, buck-toothed Jane came out in her pajamas.

"Is it a crime to wear red underwear? If you have something to do, you can hide and drive people away. If it weren't for the three of them, we would be in a miserable situation. Are you unreasonable as a human being?"

The landlady said that it’s good to be reasonable and just pay the rent you owe me. If you don’t have money to pay the rent, get out.

Buck Yazhen said directly: "Don't be afraid, I will give it to them!"

In the Pig Cage Walled City, the charterer had a quarrel with a group of tenants.

The noise got louder and louder. The charterer threw the cigarette on the ground and shouted: "Rebellion!"

This shouting lasted for several seconds. Everyone in the Pig Cage Walled City covered their mouths, and cracks spread on the glasses on the table.

The audience in the theater was immediately shocked.

At first, everyone thought that the charterer was an expert, but later on, everyone thought that the charterer was not an expert.

How can a master be like a charterer?

But now it is obvious that the charter wife is a master.

Pi Dan noticed the details, and except for the three coolies, everyone else covered their ears.

This shows that other people in Zhulong City Walled City have no martial arts skills.

"The charterer is also a master!" Pi Dan thought to himself.

Many of the previous details prove that the landlord is quite good to her tenants, otherwise she wouldn't have helped Jiang stand out against Xingzi.

Now that the charterer is not taking action, she must have something hidden.

While the charterer was quarreling with everyone in the Pig Cage Walled City, the scene came to the other side.

Xing Zai and Fat Zai Cong were squatting not far away, secretly watching the scene here.

Xingzai had to kill someone to join the Axe Gang, so he decided to come to Pig Cage Village to kill someone.

Xingzai said slowly: "That fat woman screamed like a pig being slaughtered, she deserved to die."

He took out a small knife and aimed at the landlady.

The famous scene ahead is coming!

Xingzai took a deep breath and threw the knife in his hand at the landlady.

However, the knife he threw hit the beam, and after the blade rebounded, it stabbed directly into his left shoulder.

In an instant, everyone in the theater laughed like crazy.

"Good guy, why are you hurting yourself!"

"Don't learn to be a gangster like others if you look like this!"

"You are sick!"

Xingzai was stunned, and he shrank into the stairwell on the side.

Fat Boy Cong asked in confusion: "Why your knife?"

Xingzai scolded: "Why? You throw it."

Fat Boy Cong was a little unconfident, but still took out two knives and threw one out first.

As a result, after the knife was thrown out, it stabbed Xingzai's right shoulder.

Xingzai's eyes widened.

Pidan and his girlfriend laughed.

"What the hell! Why is there another knife!"

Feizai Cong hurried to Xingzai's side and said with concern: "I'm sorry, how do you feel?"

Xingzai's face was full of speechlessness.

"I think you can move forward a little and aim a little more, okay?"

Feizai Cong nodded and said: "I'll try."

He hid behind a cage and aimed at the landlady.

He stretched his hand back first, ready to accumulate strength.

As a result, the knife in his hand stabbed directly on Xingzai's right arm.

In an instant, Xingzai was shocked all over, and immediately closed his eyes and raised his head, tightly pursing his lips.

It hurts so much!

You didn't laugh the first time, and you didn't laugh the second time.

But what about the third time?

At this moment, all the audience in the entire theater laughed.

Feizai Cong threw it out, but it was a knife handle that was thrown out, and the blade remained on Xingzai's body.

When Feizai Cong found that it was only a knife handle that was thrown out, he looked at the blade on Xingzai's body in confusion.

"Why do you have an extra knife on you? Where is the knife handle?"

Xingzai said painfully: "How do I know where I threw it?"

Feizai Cong murmured: "Could it be the same knife? There is no reason."

He pulled out the knife again.

Xingzai trembled all over: "No."

"Sorry."

Feizai Cong inserted it again.

Xingzai looked painful and trembled all over.

The laughter in the theater never stopped.

"Xu Ye's acting is amazing!"

"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt."

"It's funny and refreshing. It's comfortable to see Xu Ye get humiliated!"

In this dialogue, Xu Ye made some minor adjustments based on Cao Jianhua's situation.

At this time, the two had been discovered by the landlady.

Feizai Cong lifted the cage in front of him and shouted, "Don't come over here!"

When he looked back, all the poisonous snakes in the cage fell on Xingzai.

Xingzai's mouth was bitten by two poisonous snakes.

The landlady also chased after him at this time.

Xingzai and Feizai Cong immediately ran away separately.

A familiar background music sounded.

"Is this the music from Tom and Jerry?" Pidan thought to himself.

When the landlady and Xingzai's legs turned like wheels and ran, Pidan's glasses widened.

This is more than just using the music from Tom and Jerry, this is Tom and Jerry walking into the movie!

How can normal people run like this!

But no one felt that this was out of place, but felt that all this was very reasonable.

It was too reasonable for Xu Ye to happen!

The two chased each other, and the knife on Xingzai's shoulder actually played the role of a rearview mirror.

"Art!" Pidan exclaimed in his heart.

Finally, when they met a big truck, Xingzai got under the truck and the landlady flew over the truck with an elegant posture.

Xingzai successfully escaped, and the landlady crashed into the billboard, and a bunch of equipment exploded on her body, including slippers, curling irons, and the landlady's oversized underwear.

The scene changed, and Xingzai, who was already seriously injured, hid in the traffic control booth, and his whole person was undergoing a transformation.

He made palm prints on the iron wall.

These palm prints were different, and it was obviously a martial arts move.

When the scene changed again, Xingzai returned intact.

The audience also found that Xingzai was definitely not an ordinary person. He could recover every time he was injured, but he would forget what happened during the recovery.

The two people's eyes were attracted by the cheongsam woman on the street, but they were blocked by two people wearing sunglasses and carrying a rectangular object.

The dress of the two also attracted the attention of the audience.

On the other side, the landlady drew lots for Kuliqiang and the other two. The good lot stayed, the bad lot left, and the landlady drew the worst lot.

The scene changed and they came to the Axe Gang.

The two people that Xingzai had seen on the street before appeared here in the Axe Gang.

The thin man was called Tiancan and was blind, and the fat man was called Dican.

This time they received an invitation from the Axe Gang, just to kill Kuliqiang and the other two.

After listening to the introduction, Brother Chen said to the master: "This is called professionalism."

Here, the conversation between the few people also brought out a character.

The Fire Cloud Evil God, who ranked first in the killer rankings, now lives in a mental hospital.

Dican said: "Strictly speaking, we are just singing for money."

Tian Can said slowly: "A song that breaks my heart, where can I find a soulmate in the world."

The two masters' styles were immediately established.

It is obvious that these two are very strong.

In Zhuchuang Village, Kuli Qiang and the other two were sympathetic to each other when they were about to leave.

For three first-class masters, they were hiding in Zhuchuang Village, unable to fight with others, and naturally felt extremely lonely. How could they miss this opportunity?

The three of them immediately had a small exchange and told the audience what kung fu they were good at.

Twelve-way Tan Leg, Hong Family Iron Wire Fist and Wulang Bagua Stick.

As soon as this introduction came out, Pi Dan's girlfriend pulled his arm and said excitedly: "You actually guessed two right!"

Pi Dan felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, and he smiled and said: "It's just so-so."

Of course, he was still very proud.

Afterwards, there was another long shot.

Moving from the landlady's house all the way down, many residents of Zhuchuang Village were illuminated.

There is also a scene of Jiangbao squatting on the ground to shit.

Many viewers still noticed this small detail.

"As expected of you!" Pi Dan sighed.

Kuliqiang put away his gaze towards the building and turned to leave.

On the way back, he saw Tian Can playing the piano on the roadside, but Kuliqiang didn't notice the danger at all.

For a moment, all the noise in the theater disappeared, and everyone stared at the big screen intently.

The sound of the piano continued to sound, the leaves were cut down by the sound of the piano, the clay pot was split by the sound of the piano, and even the cat jumping from the roof was split in half.

This scene, the artistic conception and the picture are very wonderful.

"Run!"

Pi Dan heard the voice of his girlfriend.

Most girls talk to themselves when watching movies and TV dramas.

When Kuliqiang realized something was wrong and turned around, he still didn't notice the danger coming.

The sound of the piano sounded, and the head fell to the ground.

Kuliqiang died just like that.

For a moment, exclamations rang out in the theater.

A depressing atmosphere enveloped it.

The opponent is too strong!

On the other side, Di Can came to the shop of Tailor Sheng.

Tailor Sheng said slowly: "Sorry, I'm not doing business today."

Di Can said: "It's quick to make a piece of clothing."

"We are moving."

Di Can picked up a piece of cloth and said: "This piece of cloth is top quality."

Tailor Sheng still didn't notice anything wrong and smiled: "You are quite knowledgeable. This piece of cloth has a high artistic content."

Di Can asked: "How high?"

"As high as the third or fourth floor."

The audience listened to this conversation and found it very interesting.

"The artistic content of your movie seems to be a bit high."

Suddenly, Di Can attacked Tailor Sheng.

The battle began.

With the accumulation of various emotions in the previous, the audience was looking forward to this battle.

But when Tailor Sheng went outside, the sound of the piano sounded again.

He turned around and saw that Tian Can sat down in the air, and there was no chair under his buttocks.

He had one leg on the thigh of the other leg, and a piano was placed on his legs.

The sound of the piano came again.

The sound of the piano is like a knife, turning into a weapon in the air and attacking Tailor Sheng.

Tailor Sheng is not as skilled as others and can only dodge repeatedly.

In the theater, the audience was stunned.

"Good man, you call this a kung fu movie?"

"This is too cool!"

"This is the coolest kung fu movie I have ever seen!"

Using the sound of the piano as a weapon, Tiancan and Dican teamed up to play the piano.

At the critical moment, Youzhagui came out with a spear.

It is obvious that his fighting power is stronger than that of Kuliqiang and Tailor Sheng.

But even so, Youzhagui is still no match for Tiancan and Dican.

It's just that the wonderful picture is completely imprinted in the minds of the audience.

This kung fu movie completely exceeded everyone's expectations.

Before, Kuliqiang and the other three fought against the Axe Gang, and everyone thought that this kung fu movie followed the path of traditional kung fu movies.

But here, everyone realized how stupid their previous ideas were.

This is a kung fu movie with a bit of fantasy.

The various action scenes in it left everyone with only one impression, that is, cool!

Tailor Sheng's boxing and kicking skills, Youzhagui holding a spear in his hand, the spear is as powerful as a dragon, even the action of the villain Tiancan Dican playing the piano is handsome from head to toe.

These actors are professional action actors, and the actions they perform are naturally beyond words.

On Earth, the person who plays Youzhagui is Dong Zhihua, a senior Peking Opera martial artist. The few steps he took with his hands dancing with the spear, the entire entertainment industry can rarely do.

"Just for this fight scene, it's worth the ticket price!" Pi Dan said in his heart.

At the last moment, the landlady and the landlord still took action.

Tiancan Dican said: "Are there any masters?"

But when the two wanted to jump upstairs to find the landlord and the landlady, they were already hugged by the landlord.

The landlord fought two people alone, with ease.

Pi Dan said in his girlfriend's ear: "This is Tai Chi."

Now he can see it without guessing.

The skill of using four ounces to move a thousand pounds is Tai Chi.

When the landlord finally beat the two people, the Tai Chi diagram that appeared on the ground also confirmed his statement.

Tiancan Dican still did not give up and played the piano.

The sound of the piano turned into skeleton soldiers and rushed towards the landlord and the landlady.

The landlady still had a cigarette in her mouth. She took a deep breath, and the whole cigarette quickly burned out. Then she let out a loud roar.

Sound wave against sound wave!

The skeleton soldiers turned into ashes, and Tiancan and Dican's piano and their clothes turned into pieces.

Tiancan and Dican were directly roared crazy, and their voices were incoherent.

"Is this the Lion Roar Kung Fu?"

"Who is doing Tai Chi?"

"Ah! Lion Roar Kung Fu, Tai Chi! Ah!"

The landlord complained: "It's a waste of medicine even if it's cured, forget it."

In the distance, in the car.

The master of the Axe Gang hurriedly said: "It's not good, Brother Chen, drive quickly."

The driver was unmoved.

The master saw that the landlord was already sitting in the co-pilot seat.

When the camera returned to the back seat, the landlady was sitting between Brother Chen and the master, still holding a cigarette in her mouth.

Brother Chen and the master were already frozen.

At this time, a younger brother came up to the car window and said, "Big Brother."

The master cursed: "What big brother? Do you have any sense of public morality? You are making a lot of noise. The neighbors don't need to sleep? They have to go to work tomorrow. Get out of here!"

At this moment, the master and Chen Ge were already scared.

After the landlady threatened, Chen Ge nodded.

In the car, the master and Chen Ge were still in shock.

Chen Ge's hand was shaking when he held the cigarette. The master wanted to light a cigarette for Chen Ge, but the lighter directly set Chen Ge's hair on fire.

The master hurriedly looked for something to put out the fire, picked up the wine bottle on the seat, unscrewed it, and poured the wine on it.

The fire burned more fiercely.

For a while, the audience laughed again.

When everything was over, the people of Zhulongchengzhai were burning paper for the dead coolie Qiang and Tailor Sheng.

Youzhagui said while lying on the bed: "It's useless. I won't live long."

This also explains why the landlord and the landlady were unwilling to fight.

They watched their son being beaten to death in order to compete in martial arts. When will the revenge end? The two decided to quit the martial arts world and stop fighting.

In this section, Jiangbao started to make trouble again. He thought he was a natural martial arts genius, but was knocked down by the landlady with a punch.

At this point, everyone could no longer stay in the Pig Cage Village.

Youzhagui said to the landlord: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. You can't avoid it."

The landlady advised: "Agui, you are so badly injured, don't get angry."

As a result, Agui suddenly burst out with an English sentence.

"What are you preparing to do..."

The landlord said with a look of discomfort: "You'd better speak Chinese."

Here are two lines of Youzhagui. The first line is a tribute to "Spider-Man", and the second line is a line from the movie "The Untouchables" - what are you going to do?

Although there are no such movies in this world, it does not affect the audience's understanding of the plot.

The dialogue here diluted the sad atmosphere of the scene.

Especially when this English sentence came out, Pi Dan couldn't hold it at all.

"Other directors in the entertainment industry, I guess they can't think of adding an English sentence here even if they rack their brains."

These two lines are also the hope of Youzhagui.

He hopes that the landlord and the landlady can defeat the Axe Gang.

The scene turned and returned to Xingzai again.

He provoked Siyanzi on the bus and was beaten. He was still unconvinced when he got off the bus, and he saw a mute girl on the roadside and robbed her.

When he threatened the mute girl with a knife, a line of tears flowed from the corners of her eyes.

When this line of tears came out, Xingzai's expression changed obviously.

When he was young, he saw the mute girl being bullied and shouted "Let go of that girl", and he decided that he could not be a bad guy.

He wanted to be a bad guy, but he could never do it well.

Because he is a good guy.

When the mute girl took out the lollipop candy that was a common memory of the two, Xingzai was left with only shame in his heart.

Xingzai knocked over the lollipop candy and fled from here, and the candy fell to the ground and shattered.

When Fatty Cong wanted to follow him, he told Fatty Cong to get out.

Fatty Cong finally left him a bottle of soda.

Xingzai sat on the street and fell into regret.

From this moment on, he had actually found himself.

At this time, the Axe Gang took him away, and the master asked him to join the Axe Gang.

After Brother Chen praised him twice, he said, "I have something to ask you for help."

Xingzai said excitedly, "Go through fire and water, Brother Chen."

What Brother Chen asked Xingzai to do was to go to the Abnormal Human Research Center and bring out the Fire Cloud Evil God.

The master did not tell Xingzai who he was going to bring out.

When Xingzai stepped into the mental hospital, the sky and the earth changed color.

The atmosphere suddenly became terrifying.

Pi Dan clearly felt his girlfriend leaning towards him, and one hand tightly grasped his hand, as if she wanted to see but didn't dare to.

In the short two-minute plot of the mental hospital, Xingzai was the only one running, but the terrifying atmosphere was rendered very well.

When Xingzai finally came to the innermost room, he saw the torrent of blood pouring out of the door.

Fortunately, all this was just an illusion.

Finally, he used his lock-picking skills to open the door, and the scene inside was revealed to everyone.

Inside was a bald old man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper.

A question mark suddenly appeared on Pi Dan's head.

This is the ultimate killer, Fire Cloud Evil God?

Are you kidding me?