Chapter 661 Auntie, Don’t Use the Process of Elimination at This Time

While the Spring Festival Gala is still going on, the name Yuanqi Koi has become popular.

On New Year’s Eve, the Spring Festival Gala is undoubtedly top-notch.

The song "Good Luck Comes" is already very good, and with the blessing of Koi's metaphysics, it quickly became popular and directly ranked first in the hot search.

The vitality koi emoticon pack created by Xu Ye has also been circulated by everyone.

You can’t believe it.

It’s really useful to listen to “Good Luck Comes” to draw a lottery!

Of course, there may be some metaphysical elements in this, or it may be the psychological effect of netizens, but no matter what, this song is already popular.

"Good Luck has been added to my metaphysical playlist!"

"I have a feeling I'm going to hear this song in the supermarket tomorrow."

"No need to premonition, I am a supermarket employee who plays songs. I will add this song when I go to work tomorrow."

Netizens are discussing online.

The Spring Festival Gala program is still going on.

There was also a skit performed in the middle.

The sketch is criticized every year, but it attracts widespread attention every year.

The cast of this sketch is also very large, with several veteran actors and stars.

Comedians, popular celebrities and serious actors are all gathered together.

The final effect is just like the lineup, a hodgepodge.

Netizens are disappointed as much as their expectations are high.

"I thought the skit would be good if Teacher Huang came, but it seems I'm overthinking it."

"The skit is still as bad as ever. I was so impressed that I had three bedrooms and one living room."

"If I had known earlier, I would have watched the Red Sorghum Model Team today."

“It’s not even as good as the short video of shaking hands.”

Although netizens are saying this, the opinions on the Internet are also in chaos.

Fans of popular celebrities are promoting how well their idols performed on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

As for their idol's performance in some details, they didn't mention it at all.

Anyway, the current sketches are worse than the last. Even if the sketch is not funny, netizens will most likely not attack the star himself, but will only say that the sketch is really not funny.

After all, isn’t there a comedian here and he didn’t even bring him along?

In other words, no one would say that the acting skills of popular celebrities are not good. Even if they did, they would be lost on the Internet.

After each Spring Festival Gala skit is performed, online discussions are basically divided.

Patients at Huohua Hospital also lowered their expectations.

This made Xu Ye's opponents a little excited.

The first skit of the Spring Festival Gala has already failed. There are several veteran comedians in it, who are considered to be of the same generation as Mo Xincheng, but they are not brought up.

So what is Xu Ye's sketch?

Are you, Xu Ye, the only one who can write?

"Everyone, be prepared. As soon as the first sketch comes out, there will be some negative public opinion on the Internet, which will directly explode for me."

"You Xu Ye want to promote the movie, and you want to praise people, so you come to the Spring Festival Gala! What a beautiful idea!"

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are both starring in "Charlotte Troubles". If the sketch they performed is not funny, it will definitely affect the movie ticket sales in the days before the Spring Festival.

Countless pairs of eyes were staring, waiting for Xu Ye to make a mistake.

Spring Festival Gala backstage.

Xu Ye has already joined Zheng Yu.

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei have already done their makeup according to the requirements of the sketch.

Xu Ye asked: "Are you two nervous?"

Zheng Yu chuckled and said, "I'm not nervous."

Xu Mei kicked him and said with a smile, "You still say you're not nervous?"

It was the first time for both of them to attend the Spring Festival Gala, so it was impossible not to be nervous.

Live broadcast in front of a national audience, if something unexpected happens, it will be a stage accident, which is quite stressful.

Xu Ye said: "I will teach you a way to relieve tension."

Zheng Yu asked curiously: "What can I do?"

Xu Ye came up to him and whispered: "I won't participate in the Spring Festival Gala."

Zheng Yu immediately turned away, not wanting to continue chatting with Xu Ye.

If I could not attend the Spring Festival Gala, why would I be talking nonsense with you here?

Xu Mei giggled on the side, making the sound of a tractor.

The actor Xu Mei is quite similar to Ma Li on Earth, especially her voice and tone of voice.

In fact, for Zheng Yu and Xu Mei, they have rich experience in performing on stage.

The mere stage is not a problem for them, the pressure comes from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

This is purely psychological stress.

But once you get to the stage and enter the performance state, it will be much better.

Not long after, the three of them received the notice from the staff and quickly went to the stage passage to wait.

Skit is coming!

In the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast room, the hosts are interacting with the audience, and the staff are setting up the stage.

"The next one will be Xu Ye's skit, right?"

"Come here, come here to watch the skit!"

"Dean, don't let us down!"

Netizens posted comments in the live broadcast room.

Not long after, the stage was ready and the host switched the topic to the next program.

When the hosts reported behind the scenes, the camera also moved to the stage.

At Han Ran's house, Han Ran's mother shouted: "Look, the sketch is coming."

Han Ran looked at the TV, and the information about the sketch also appeared.

The sketch "To Help or Not to Help".

Han Ran's mother noticed Xu Ye's name on the list and wondered: "How come the director and screenwriter of this sketch are both Xu Ye? How can Xu Ye also write sketches?"

Han Ran smiled and said: "He is a comedian."

While she was talking, she turned off her phone. She was about to put it down, but she found that the girl next to her had already stared at her phone, so Han Ran put the phone in the pocket on the other side of her body.

Han Wenjing suddenly wilted.

On the stage, Zheng Yu came out pushing a bicycle. The front wheel of his bicycle had been deformed by the pressure.

Zheng Yu's dress was also very distinctive, wearing a military coat.

As soon as he came on stage, the audience who had watched "Laughing Theater" began to laugh.

"It has to be his face."

"This look must have been thought of by Xu Ye."

Zheng Yu also spoke.

"You said that my biggest shortcoming is that I am too nosy. Just now, I saw a car with its trunk open on the road. I rode my bike to chase it from behind. I wanted to tell someone, but the car braked suddenly and I got into the trunk."

Zheng Yu had a lot of lines in this skit.

When the first joke came out, some audiences with low sense of humor had already laughed.

Zheng Yu explained the cause and effect. He was originally doing a good deed, but ended up getting into someone's trunk and had to pay the person 200 yuan.

Zheng Yu said: "I swear, if I meddle in other people's business again, I will not be called Hao Jian, but very cheap!"

The name Hao Jian appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage of this world for the first time and appeared in the ears of the audience.

Hao Jian pushed his bicycle and was about to leave. At this time, Xu Mei, who had already dressed up as an old lady, came out from behind.

Xu Mei fell to the ground with a cry of "Aiya".

Hao Jian hesitated for a moment, pushed his bicycle and left.

But with the old lady's cry of "Aiya", he finally stopped and turned the car around.

This is actually what the audience expected, and the audience didn't want to see Hao Jian leave the old lady behind.

Hao Jian walked over and asked: "Auntie, are you okay?"

Xu Mei said weakly: "Seventy-nine years old, bang bang slapped the ground, what do you say?"

Here you can see the difference between professional actors and traffic stars.

In the Spring Festival Gala, songs have real-time subtitles, but skits do not.

There are too many surprises in skits.

This is a test of the actors' lines.

In fact, many actors can't even speak clearly. In the skits in recent years, it often happens that after an actor finishes speaking, the audience is confused and says, "What did he just say?"

Sometimes it's really hard to hear, and in order to avoid this, some people will speak at the top of their voices.

I shouted so loudly, you should be able to hear it clearly.

This is another situation that doesn't fit the situation.

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei don't have this situation.

For actors like them who often perform on stage, clear pronunciation is a basic skill.

Even if Xu Mei pretends to speak as an old lady, the lines can still be heard clearly, and there is no need to look at the subtitles.

Hao Jian asked with concern: "Then check if it's broken, does it hurt?"

The famous scene is coming soon.

Xu Mei touched her elbow and said, "Oh, my elbow."

She touched her knee again and said, "Oh, my lumbar disc."

She touched her waist again and said, "Oh, my lumbar disc."

In the end, Xu Mei said, "Oh, it doesn't hurt at all."

Hao Jian said speechlessly, "Auntie, don't use the process of elimination at this point!"

For a moment, the audience laughed out loud.

Han Ran also laughed out loud. She quickly took out her mobile phone and said in the class group, "If you haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala, go watch it quickly. The skits are really good."

"Are you kidding? Are the skits in the Spring Festival Gala still worth watching?"

Han Ran said, "Xu Ye's skits."

"Why didn't you say that earlier!"

Hao Jian continued, "Since it doesn't hurt at all, let's try to see if we can still walk."

Xu Mei said, "I'll try."

She raised her leg, and with her hip as the center of the circle, she began to walk in circles.

After walking around, Hao Jian was stunned: "You can walk, but you are walking according to the schedule."

Han Ran laughed again.

She opened the group of the logistics department of Huohua Hospital and said in it: "Have you all watched the dean's skit? I laughed to death."

Soon, a group member replied.

"I watched it, but where is the dean?"

"Yes, I haven't seen the dean for a long time."

Some audiences came for Xu Ye, but they didn't see Xu Ye for a long time.

Fortunately, this skit is very interesting and has attracted everyone's attention.

On the stage, Hao Jian helped Xu Mei up.

As a result, the two had a misunderstanding, and the aunt thought that Hao Jian had hit her.

When Hao Jian heard this, he put the aunt back on the floor.

Then, the two began to argue.

Hao Jian stood up and pointed at the bicycle and said, "I'm still ten meters away from you. Look, that's my bicycle, the evidence is irrefutable."

Xu Mei looked up and said in surprise, "Oh, the rims are all broken like that. After all the fuss, I flew over from there. Can I still be rescued?"

In the live broadcast room, a group of viewers watching the skit couldn't hold back.

"This is much better than the skit just now!"

"It's so funny. The last time I watched a skit was the last time I laughed."

"But where is Xu Ye?"

"Why hasn't the dean come out yet?"

The audience was already looking forward to this skit.

Hao Jian and the aunt continued to explain, but no matter what he said, the aunt didn't believe it.

Hao Jian was speechless and said, "Besides, you didn't fly ten meters."

Xu Mei was also a little angry and said, "How many meters did you fly? At this time, you are still arguing about three or two meters. Is it meaningful?"

After the two people's golden sentences were commented, the audience began to worry about Hao Jian's safety.

At this time, a man wearing a coat and making a phone call appeared.

As soon as he appeared, the audience applauded.

Xu Ye is here!