Chapter 628 If You Don't Pay, It Won't Count as Selling.

The rhythm of this movie is very well controlled.

Although the plot is simple, it is full of twists and turns.

Whenever the audience thinks that Bao Longxing is only one step away from success, he will always encounter twists and turns.

These twists and turns did not appear suddenly, but were laid out in the front, which is very reasonable.

The actors used nonsensical performances to reduce the sense of oppression in the plot, and did not make the audience feel too depressed.

Many children will watch Stephen Chow's movies. Children do not understand so much, and they just think it is funny and fun when watching.

But it is different in the eyes of adults.

There is a lot of irony behind all kinds of nonsense.

Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "Who dares to say that Xu Ye's movies are just funny for the sake of being funny, who dares to say that there is no depth!"

However, the plot of "Justice, Magistrate" cannot be savored in detail, otherwise it will be a bit uncomfortable.

On the big screen, the guards of Shangshu Mansion stuffed the cakes into the mouths of Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei, and Shangshu and Chang Kun laughed.

Shangshu proposed to kill the two men, and Chang Kun said that they should stay in the capital as beggars to embarrass his father Bao Bu Tong.

It is obvious that Bao Bu Tong and Chang Kun had some minor conflicts.

After all the cakes were eaten, Bao Longxing and the others kept vomiting.

Bao Longxing asked: "Youwei, are you okay?"

Bao Youwei said with a look of discomfort: "I'm still a little hungry."

Yuan Xuwen was still angry, and was annoyed by this sentence.

"Good guy, you are still not full!"

There was also laughter in the theater.

After that, Bao Longxing and the others had a hard time in the capital. No matter what they wanted to do, the local officers and soldiers were tripping them up and forcing them to be beggars.

In the end, Bao Youwei really accepted the charity of others in desperation.

Bao Longxing met a man who was beaten out of Fenglai Tower for eating a free meal, and immediately came up with a plan and entered Fenglai Tower.

I want to eat a free meal too!

The third aunt also officially appeared in this plot. The third aunt is the madam of Fenglai Tower, commonly known as the chicken head.

In "Flirting Scholar", Guo Yulu left the image of Sister Pomegranate in the hearts of the audience with her wonderful performance.

At this time, the third aunt she played appeared, and the audience also felt very familiar.

Bao Longxing successfully ate the king's meal, and the third aunt sent the top courtesan Ruyan to find out the truth.

But soon, Ruyan did not find money in Bao Longxing's bag, Bao Longxing was beaten up, and even the "Qingtian Secret Book" was accidentally burned.

Yuan Xuben thought that Bao Longxing had reached the bottom, but he didn't expect that there was a deeper bottom.

Without money, he was excluded everywhere, and now even the Qingtian Secret Book is gone.

So how can Bao Longxing turn things around?

At this time, Yuan Xuwen heard the girl behind him whisper: "Why don't you come in?"

The boy whispered: "Why come in? Focus on watching the movie."

Everyone's attention has been attracted by the movie.

Yuan Xuwen found that since the movie started, except for a few people who went out to answer the phone, no one has left, not even to go to the bathroom.

On the big screen, the movie is still going on.

After losing "Qingtian Secret Book", Bao Longxing is like a walking corpse. He works in Fenglai Building to pay back his debts, and he is still the lowest-level handyman.

After washing Sangu's feet, Sangu asked him to pour the foot washing water, and Bao Longxing poured the foot washing water directly on Sangu's face.

Sangu looked dazed and couldn't say anything.

Now Bao Longxing is like a fool.

In the subsequent plot, the Fiery Grandma from the brothel opposite appeared.

Sangu and Fiery Grandma started a verbal battle.

A quarrel gave people the feeling of a duel between martial arts masters.

The people in the theater laughed non-stop.

It is very unhappy to be scolded, but it feels different to watch others being scolded.

"No wonder Xu Ye said that he never cares how others scold him, he scolds more harshly than others."

"The scolding is really dirty, it can actually pass the review."

"Wow, this is also possible?"

Many viewers saw such a scene for the first time.

Bao Longxing was shocked when he saw Sangu's operation, and he returned to normal.

You know, he was defeated by Fang Tangjing repeatedly because of his poor eloquence, and he couldn't beat Fang Tangjing.

Bao Longxing began his journey to improve his ventriloquism.

He learned to scold people from Sangu, and practiced with a big iron block in his mouth, using every possible means.

Then, the famous scene of the movie came!

After going through hardships, Bao Longxing launched his mouth cannon skills on a bent piece of wood.

The bent wood was actually straightened by his mouth cannon.

He also brought the dead back to life, extinguished a row of candles, and even blew up the river water.

Of course, the special effects are still 50 cents special effects.

The audience in the theater watched this scene and felt extremely refreshed.

The male protagonist has hit the bottom and rebounded, so he will soon be successful!

One night, Ruyan, dressed in red, found Bao Longxing.

The beautiful Ruyan said: "Close your eyes."

Bao Longxing is no longer the one who was bewitched by beauty before. He said: "You are still playing this trick. Wasn't it enough that you beat me last time?"

Ruyan said with a look of autumn water: "I won't beat you. I just want to find someone to chat with."

"What is there to chat about?"

Ruyan said slowly: "I am empty and lonely. I am so cold."

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience in the theater burst into laughter again.

There are too many lines in "Justice, My Foot".

Emptiness, loneliness and coldness also appear for the first time in this movie.

Originally, Bao Longxing was about to hug Ruyan, but Sangu, who was covered with white powder, appeared.

Some people in the theater burst into laughter.

Guo Yulu already has experience in making ugly faces.

Next, Bao Longxing and Sangu started a verbal battle, but Sangu was no match for Bao Longxing at all.

Sangu shouted to call people to deal with Bao Longxing together.

Bao Longxing sat alone on a chair, and Sangu walked in from the door with a group of people.

The background music of "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" sounded, and the atmosphere of killing was filled.

Those who knew said it was a verbal battle, and those who didn't know thought it was a duel between martial arts masters.

This design is also something that the audience has never seen before.

Bao Longxing was not afraid of danger, and he easily solved everyone with a verbal battle.

The audience, who had been frustrated for a long time, also felt happy.

Bao Longxing's status in Fenglai Building was also improved.

But the scene changed, and the famous scene came again.

Leopard Head Lei Bao came to Fenglai Building and specifically asked Ruyan to play with him.

Sangu hurriedly persuaded: "Our Ruyan only sells art and not her body."

Lei Bao immediately said: "I'm done with her, if I don't pay, it won't count as selling."

When Lei Bao said this, Yuan Xuwen slapped his thigh and said in his heart: "It makes sense!"

We are all adults, and some cars should be driven.

For a while, many old perverts felt that new ideas were opened.

But in fact, this is definitely not feasible, and everyone just sighed that this brain circuit is amazing.

"There are too many interesting lines in this movie!"

"Every character in it speaks well!"

"I can't laugh anymore, Leopard Head is really amazing!"

Then, another famous scene in the movie came.

Bao Longxing wanted to escape when he saw Lei Bao, and hid under Ruyan's bed in a hurry.

Lei Bao then entered the room and tried to force Ruyan.

Ruyan said in fear: "My lord, don't do this, I'm going to scream."

Lei Bao smiled lewdly: "No one will care even if you scream your throat out."

Bao Longxing, who was hiding under the bed, complained: "Beast!"

Then, Prince Tian came with the emperor, and Lei Bao also hurriedly hid under the bed.

The scene just now appeared again, and Lei Bao and Bao Longxing complained together: "Beast!"

As a result, the next second, the assistant minister came.

The emperor also hid under the bed.

Under the bed, Bao Longxing and the other two shook hands and got to know each other.

From the moment Lei Bao appeared, the laughter in the theater never stopped from beginning to end.

This plot was really a spoof.

In the end, under the emperor's plan, Bao Longxing drove the assistant minister away.

However, Bao Longxing already knew that the person who came to the brothel to eat roast chicken in a hidden identity was the emperor.

Bao Longxing already had the strength, but he lacked power.

Without power, he still couldn't deal with Chang Wei.

The audience's hearts were already hanging in the air.

The scene changed, and the emperor, the minister, and Chang Kun were strolling in the imperial garden, bringing the topic to the case.

With the cooperation of Bao Longxing, the emperor, and the third aunt, everyone finally agreed to re-examine the case.

There was a response to the foreshadowing of Bao Longxing throwing the flying knife before.

Put the apple on the minister's head and let Bao Longxing throw the flying knife.

The minister, who was already scared to the point of peeing his pants, immediately agreed.

The emperor ordered: "Bao Longxing, I will appoint you as the governor of eight prefectures, together with the admiral and the minister, to judge the Qi family massacre."

"Leopard head, I order you to protect the governor of eight prefectures for life, and be a master of masters by your side!"

The governor of eight prefectures is a first-rank official.

Bao Longxing was directly upgraded from a ninth-rank official to a first-rank official.

Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "It seems that the next step will be simple. Bao Longxing can directly overturn the case as long as he goes back."

It's not just him who thinks so. Most of the audience who see this have such thoughts.

With the support of the emperor, shouldn't the case be easily solved?

But if the plot really develops like this, it will be boring.

The scene changes, and Qi Qinshi is already on the execution ground.

The county magistrate has already given the order, and Lei Bao arrives in time to save Qi Qinshi.

This kind of plot is common in costume dramas, but everyone still feels very happy when seeing this kind of plot.

As Lei Bao read out the imperial edict, the retrial of the case officially began.

The county government office had been renovated, and there were no rats, cockroaches, or spider webs. Even the plaque of "fairness and honesty" was replaced with a new one.

Another red sun rose, and the meaning was obviously different from the beginning of the movie.

Then, Bao Longxing, with a black five-pointed star on his forehead, officially appeared.

As a result, the scene of his appearance was like that of a boxing contestant, and the theater was full of laughter again.

Yuan Xuben thought that the movie was over, but when he saw the scene of the three-court trial, he immediately realized that things were not that simple.

Bao Longxing was not facing a bunch of machines with fixed programs, but a group of cunning and corrupt officials.

Even with the support of the emperor, he might not win.

The corrupt officials even deceived the emperor, let alone you, a mere ninth-rank official!