Chapter 626 I Want Them All!

Yuan Xuwen had heard before that in a movie theater, there might be couples doing something in the corner of the last row.

He really didn't expect that he would actually hit him.

But the problem is, as far as he knows, the surveillance in the cinema is quite clear.

Don't think that you can do whatever you want without being discovered if the lights are turned off. In fact, you can see clearly in the background of the surveillance camera, which has a night vision function.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't help but sigh that young people today are really good at playing.

In addition, he was even more worried that if the surveillance personnel behind the cinema noticed the movement, he would also be noticed sitting in front of the couple.

After all, not many people are wearing masks while watching movies in this summer.

It would be terrible if someone discovered that he was Yuan Xuwen.

"A young couple actually did something like this behind Yuan Xuwen's back in a movie theater." Yuan Xuwen didn't dare to think about the reaction of public opinion if this kind of topic was exposed.

King Yuan Tian likes to mention a hot search, but it is just a hot search in the melon field.

This is a pure disaster.

Yuan Xuwen could only pray in his heart that the couple would concentrate on watching the movie and not do anything else.

At this time, on the big screen, the screen turned, and a big drum appeared on the screen. As the screen slowly moved up, a yamen appeared.

However, the yamen is a bit dilapidated, with rats crawling inside, and even the plaque that reads "Justice and Integrity" is tattered and has spider webs on it.

Cockroaches, mice and spider webs present the scene of the Yamen to the audience.

Then, a red sun rose and the movie title appeared.

Yuan Xuwen also did a lot of homework before coming. For example, he watched "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" almost ten times.

It's not that he watched it so many times just to get closer to Xu Ye, but he really thought it looked good.

Every time he watched it, he had new feelings.

Especially at the end of the film, when Qiuxiang was no different from Tang Bohu's eight original wives, it made him feel the same.

When "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" first came out, some people always said that the movie had no depth.

At that time, everyone also watched it in the cinema. They were attracted by the nonsensical performances and did not pay attention to other places.

After the movie is released on major video platforms, everyone will have time to analyze it minute by second.

Many film critics have analyzed some things, and finally came to the conclusion that "Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" is definitely not a movie without depth and connotation.

Yuan Xuwen also recognized this.

He thinks the main reason is that the movie is too funny, so funny that people don't notice the connotation of the movie.

But this also has advantages. Audiences who like to laugh and don’t think too much are happy to watch it, and audiences who like to explore can also find out things from it.

That's a plus for a movie.

But "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" is different.

During the initial promotion of this film, several points were raised.

I directly told all the viewers that this is a film with depth and content.

Yuan Xuwen still remembers the line "Corrupt officials want to rape, honest officials want to rape even more".

Some netizens joked: "The connotation of Tang Bohu ordering Qiuxiang is too deep. You said it has no connotation. Now, the dean has directly stated the connotation, so you don't have to guess."

On Earth, at the beginning of the movie, the scene and lines where the young Bao Longxing was finally beaten by his mother have been deleted from the movies on major video platforms.

However, in this world, the review is relatively loose, so Xu Ye added this part.

Bao Longxing is a person who wants to be an honest official but has to be a corrupt official.

Because his father is an out-and-out corrupt official.

Yuan Xuwen was also curious about how Xu Ye should unfold this story.

On the big screen, the plot of the movie officially begins.

Yuan Xuwen heard the girl behind him whisper: "Take your hands away and watch the movie first."

Then, the movement behind stopped.

This made Yuan Xuwen feel a little relieved.

At the beginning of the movie, Fang Tangjing, played by He Haozhe, sounded the drum.

As soon as the drum sounded, the plaque of Justice and Integrity suddenly shook, countless dust fell, and the entire county government was like thunder.

A group of people in the county government office all ran to the lobby with their heads in their hands, led by Bao Youwei, played by Cao Jianhua.

Yuan Xuwen was very impressed by Cao Jianhua. He had also watched Cao Jianhua's movies before.

This time Xu Ye brought Cao Jianhua into the movie, and he played an important supporting actor, which also caused discussion in the entertainment industry.

In the eyes of most people, Xu Ye's move was also a risky one.

"This is also Cao Jianhua's turnaround battle." Yuan Xuwen said in his heart.

The camera turned and came to the drummer.

It is Fang Tangjing played by He Haozhe.

Fang Tangjing sarcastically said: "Bad drums, rotten plaques, rotten yamen, plus a rotten dog official."

Bao Youwei suddenly became unhappy.

"You bastard, how dare you insult my family!"

A group of people filed in from outside the Yamen.

Fang Tangjing sneered and said: "How can a mere ninth-grade Sesame Official get to be insulted by me, Fang Tangjing?"

In Bao Youwei's lines, Fang Tangjing's identity was introduced.

The local No. 1 litigator is actually a litigator who specializes in helping people confuse right and wrong to litigate.

Fang Tangjing came here this time to help Lin Yuanwai with his lawsuit.

However, Bao Longxing was playing chess with his old father at this moment, and Bao Longxing was easily defeated by his old father.

The old father smiled and said, "Son, don't think that being an official is very impressive."

Bao Longxing sighed, "How can I be as impressive as my father?"

The old father continued, "Do you remember that I told you that an official should be as clean as water and as honest as a mirror?"

In the conversation between Bao Longxing and his father, the identities of both of them were also made clear to the audience.

Bao Longxing is his father's thirteenth child. It was only after his father spent all his family wealth that Bao Longxing's life was saved.

As for the previous twelve children, they have all died. The reason is that the old father is a corrupt official who has done too many immoral things.

The old man took out a calligraphy from home and said, "Look, I wrote a calligraphy for you to hang in the hall. This is the word Lian."

Bao Longxing sighed, "But it looks like the word Poor."

The line that was promoted at the end of "Flirting Scholar" appeared at that time.

The calligraphy in the movie really looks like the word Poor.

Yuan Xuwen was suddenly shocked.

"That's really bold!"

Yuan Xuwen felt that Xu Ye must have someone in the review department. Such a line could be approved so quickly, which ordinary people could not do.

At this time, he heard a rustling sound from behind.

The boy behind him lowered his voice and said, "This movie is nothing to watch."

Just then, Bao Youwei hurried over and shouted, "Uncle Thirteen, Uncle Thirteen! It's incredible!"

The boy behind him said with some regret, "Let's watch the movie first."

Yuan Xuwen breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xu Ye, you have to help me suppress the anger of the young people!"

Bao Youwei told Bao Longxing about what happened in the county government. In this section, Bao Longxing's mother, who had a bad memory, appeared.

The conversation between the few people made everyone in the theater laugh.

In the end, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei returned to the county government to go to court.

The first case in the movie began.

It was just at the beginning that Bao Longxing and Fang Tangjing fell into a disadvantageous debate.

In terms of speaking skills, Bao Longxing was not Fang Tangjing's opponent at this time.

Fang Tangjing had the upper hand, and the topic turned back to the case.

The case of Huang Laoqiu's wife attempting to rape Lin Yuanwai.

But it was obvious that this was an unjust case.

As a result, after Lin Yuanwai's name came out, there was a burst of laughter in the theater, because this person was called Lin Ge.

Lin Ge was caught in the crossfire for no reason.

On Earth, this Lin Yuanwai's name was Lin Zhiying, which was also a spoof.

Yuan Xuwen held back his laughter and didn't laugh out loud, but the couple behind him had already laughed out loud.

This also made Yuan Xuwen more relieved.

As long as the couple behind him didn't mess around, they could do anything.

Then, Fang Tangjing started to argue again and took out the lease between Lin Yuanwai and Huang Laoqiu.

However, there were no punctuation marks on the lease.

Fang Tangjing used this loophole to re-punctuate the content of the lease, leaving Bao Longxing speechless.

The word game here is also very interesting.

Finally, Fang Tangjing even took out a silver note of one or two taels to humiliate Bao Longxing, but Bao Longxing still accepted the silver note and ruled the case as an unjust case.

Although Yuan Xuwen is a singer, he also has some basic understanding of the plot of the movie.

At this point, the anticipation of the movie has been full.

All the audience understand that the protagonist can never be a real corrupt official.

"If nothing else, Fang Tangjing really deserves a beating." Yuan Xuwen sighed in his heart.

What he didn't realize was that there were obviously many nonsensical performances in this movie, but he didn't notice it at all.

Even the audience in the theater didn't realize that this was actually a nonsensical comedy.

The market for nonsensical comedy has been opened, and most of the audience have actually accepted it, and naturally they don't think there is anything special about it.

Comedy, no matter what kind of comedy expression you have, just be funny.

The plot of the movie is still going on.

After this case, Bao Longxing was directly called for by everyone in the local area. As long as he left the gate of the county government, he would be surrounded by a pile of rotten vegetable leaves.

Even a big trap was dug on the ground at the back door, and he almost fell into it.

In the end, Bao Longxing disguised himself and went to the street with Bao Youwei, but found that people on the street were teasing him and calling him a dog official.

Bao Longxing took off his disguise angrily and asked, "I will never believe that everyone hates me. Those who like me, raise your hands!"

As soon as the voice fell, everyone on the street ran away.

When Bao Longxing and the others left, even their running posture was funny.

The plot of the movie "Justice, Magistrate" is actually not complicated. The reason why this movie is classic, in addition to the satire in it, is the wonderful performance of each actor.

The scene turned, and Lei Bao, played by Zhou Yuan, appeared on the scene, causing all kinds of damage on the street in order to catch the criminal.

At the same time, the Qi family was also getting married for the young master of the Qi family, and Bao Longxing saw Qi Qinshi in the sedan at a glance.

The actress who played Qi Qinshi was found by Xu Ye using the actor search card. She is also a great beauty, but not famous.

Afterwards, the master of the Qi family invited Bao Longxing to visit his home.

"Without corrupt officials like you, we profiteers would have no good life." The Qi family master said with a smile.

Yuan Xuwen sighed in his heart: "This line."

In this plot, Chang Wei, played by Zou Gang, also appeared, and he and the young mistress of the Qi family also obviously had an affair.

The head of the Qi family still had a green head.

However, at the wedding banquet, Lei Bao broke in and came to catch the bandit, but he was not a good person either. He accused everyone of treason.

In fact, he just wanted money.

Bao Longxing was hiding under the table, but was caught by Lei Bao. He had to step forward to dissuade him, and a famous line appeared.

Lei Bao stretched out his hand and clenched his fist, slowly saying: "I want them all!"

After this sentence came out, laughter rang out in the theater again.

Later, with Bao Longxing's strategy, he successfully captured Lei Bao alive.

Bao Longxing didn't take it seriously at all, but when he and Bao Youwei hurried back to Qi's house for a feast, they met a group of people on the road.

The people surrounded him and thanked him for catching Lei Bao.

Amid the applause of the crowd, Bao Longxing was stunned at first, and his lips even trembled slightly.

This was because of excitement.

When Bao Longxing returned to the Qi family banquet, he was welcomed by everyone's heartfelt love.

The little boy who spat on him during the day even gave him a flower.

When Bao Longxing received the flower, his expression froze.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Xuwen said in his heart: "He will be a good official!"