Chapter 644 Landlady, Why Is There No Water All of a Sudden?

As soon as Xu Ye said these words, Gu Xingze's mind was filled with questions.

You call this a show?

There is a faucet in the script, so you play the role of the faucet!

He Shuhong said helplessly: "Are you ready?"

He was already used to Xu Ye's various operations.

Gu Xingze didn't waste any time and said immediately: "Ready."

He put the paper aside and looked at Xu Ye.

The scene he was going to perform was a classic plot in "Kung Fu", a conversation between Jiang Bao and the charterer.

Wash your hair under the faucet.

There is a description of the script and environment on the paper, as well as some character introductions.

This character is a low-level person.

Gu Xingze rolled up his sleeves and tucked the collar into his neck, even though the collar was messy.

Then he squatted down and put his head under Xu Ye's face.

There was no way, Xu Ye said he acted as a faucet, then Xu Ye's head would be the faucet.

Gu Xingze could only act like this.

After measuring the position, Gu Xingze said: "We can start."

He Shuhong said: "Then let's get started."

Gu Xingze stretched out his head and rubbed his hair with both hands, messing up the hairstyle he had carefully styled in the morning.

His posture was half-crouching on the ground like a zama step, with his head stretched forward to receive water from the faucet.

After washing for a while, Gu Xingze looked at the "faucet" doubtfully.

The tap is out of water.

Gu Xingze stretched out his hand and made a closing and opening gesture on the faucet.

Just after seeing this gesture, He Shuhong sighed.

Because the gesture Gu Xingze used was the gesture used to turn on and off a modern basin faucet.

But according to the background of the story, the faucets here use old-fashioned faucets, which are twisted instead of pushing and pulling the handle by hand.

This is a lack of life experience.

Gu Xingze did not see He Shuhong's expression and continued to perform.

After realizing there was no water, Gu Xingze straightened up immediately, his body deliberately making exaggerated movements.

At this time, Xu Ye also stood up and watched Gu Xingze's performance.

Gu Xingze hunched over, walked to the side, raised his head and shouted, "Housewife, why is there suddenly no water!"

After hearing this sentence, Xu Ye had already sentenced him to death in his heart.

Gu Xingze's part was so unnatural, it felt like he wanted to be funny but couldn't let go.

The most terrible thing is that he is subconsciously looking for the lens.

It’s like you can’t act if you can’t see the camera.

This is the norm among many current traffic stars.

No matter what you are acting, you must act while looking at the camera. If you don’t look at the camera, you won’t be able to act.

In other words, I don’t want to act if I don’t look at the camera.

This problem has been integrated into the actor's subconscious and is difficult to get rid of.

When I got to the set, it was non-stop NG.

Later, He Shuhong played the role of the charterer and had a conversation with Gu Xingze. After the last line was finished, Xu Ye said: "Okay."

Gu Xingze breathed a sigh of relief. He was quite satisfied with his performance just now.

Xu Ye said: "Go and wait nearby, Huang Huihuang, come here."

Huang Huihuang nodded, and Xu Ye bent ninety degrees again, pretending to be a faucet.

Unlike Gu Xingze, Huang Huanghuang squatted directly on the ground.

He Shuhong said: "Start."

Huang Huihuang put his head under the faucet and rinsed it, rubbing his head with both hands to create foam.

However, he did not immediately wash away the foam on his head. Instead, he put his entire body under the faucet, washed his body while washing the foam, and took off his pants along the way.

Gu Xingze thought to himself: "How can anyone take a bath under the faucet in public?"

He felt that Huang Huihuang's performance was too exaggerated.

At this time, Huang Huanghuang raised his head and looked at the faucet in confusion. He reached out and patted Xu Ye's face, and then made a twisting gesture on his head.

These actions are to confirm whether the faucet has stopped flowing.

Gu Xingze was stunned when he saw this scene.

Good guy, why the hell did you come up and slap the director in the face?

Although this is obviously just an action, are you too brave?

Gu Xingze felt that Huang Huihuang had become cold.

You offended the director and still want to act?

He Shuhong's eyes lit up after seeing it.

It’s very lifelike!

Huang Huihuang then stood up. He did not leave, but shouted directly to He Shuhong: "Housewife, charterer, why are there suddenly no water!"

He Shuhong also felt it, and he said: "You don't have to pay for water? You bastards, you don't even pay the rent this month, and you talk so much nonsense!"

Huang Huihuang's face was expressionless, but he lowered his head slightly, not daring to look at He Shuhong.

"But halfway through washing my hair, I turned off the floodgates."

After Huang Huihuang finished speaking, He Shuhong finished reading his lines, and the paragraph ended.

This performance is not complicated.

Gu Xingze on the side felt that this performance had no highlights.

"This is not funny. Huang Huihuang just stood there and read his lines. He has no acting skills at all. The key is that you also photographed the director's face!"

However, at this time, Xu Ye's voice came.

"Gu Xingze, you can go out. Huang Huanghuang, you stay."

Gu Xingze was stunned for a moment.

His head was buzzing.

He actually failed?

Huang Huihuang passed?

Did the assembly line worker in this electronics factory pass?

Gu Xingze hurriedly said: "Director Xu, give me another chance, I can fight, Xingyiquan!"

Gu Xingze immediately took a horse stance and began to perform boxing.

But his boxing skills were learned on the spot, and there was no sense of power when he fought.

Gu Xingze felt that it was okay that he was not selected, but he was actually defeated by a worker on the assembly line. It would be so embarrassing if this was spread.

After punching a few times, Gu Xingze said: "Director Xu, give me another chance."

Looking at Gu Xingze's eager expression, Xu Ye said: "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I'll give you another chance. Now tell us a random cold knowledge that makes people feel speechless. Think for five seconds."

After the voice fell, Xu Ye began to count down.

"Five, four..."

Gu Xingze's brain was running at full speed.

It must be cold knowledge that ordinary people don't know. Where can he think about these things now?

After Xu Ye's countdown reached zero, Gu Xingze thought of a piece of popular science he had seen on the Internet before.

"How many thousands of teeth does a snail have!"

After saying this, Gu Xingze knew that he was wrong.

This is cold knowledge, but it doesn't make people speechless.

But where can you think of these in five seconds? How much knowledge reserves are needed.

Gu Xingze regretfully said: "I can't answer it."

Xu Ye looked at Huang Huihuang and said: "Do you think it's difficult?"

Huang Huihuang said: "It's not difficult. You said something similar before."

Gu Xingze was a little confused.

Huang Huihuang said: "Cold knowledge, Xu Ye will never be able to marry me, Huang Huihuang will never have the chance to sleep in a tiger's belly in this life, and owls will never wear glasses in this life."

As the cold knowledge came out one by one, Gu Xingze couldn't hold it anymore.

Damn, what is this?

No, buddy, are you really normal?

This kind of cold knowledge, let alone thinking of one in five seconds, one in one second and one minute without repeating.

"This crew is too abnormal!"

Gu Xingze was speechless.

He felt that he was the only normal person here!

He was at a disadvantage for not being selected this time.

Finally, Gu Xingze walked out of the office.

When he walked out, Huang Huihuang did not follow him out.

The eyes of other actors in the corridor fell on him.

Everyone's face was full of surprise, confusion and other emotions, and everyone was still whispering.

Gu Xingze left here with a dark face. Needless to say, this news will definitely be leaked by someone.

It's so embarrassing.

In the office, Xu Ye said to Huang Huihuang: "Another paragraph."

Huang Huihuang nodded.

Xu Ye handed him another piece of paper.

On the paper was another clip.

Another three minutes of preparation time.

Then Xu Ye said: "Just like Ah Gui said, every family has its own problems. In the past, I saw my son being beaten to death for the martial arts competition. When will the revenge end? I hope you can understand."

This is still a wonderful clip from "Kung Fu".

Xu Ye plays the role of the landlady here.

Huang Huihuang came out at this time, still expressionless, but with a sense of confidence.

"In this case, you pass on your kung fu to me, let me become a peerless master and avenge them!"

Xu Ye said: "It takes time to become a peerless master, unless you are a natural martial arts genius, but such a person is one in ten thousand!"

After the voice fell, Huang Huihuang shouted and started boxing on the spot.

Huang Huihuang didn't know how to box at all. He was doing shrimp chicken eight punches, and even secretly learned the boxing moves of Gu Xingze just now.

When he finally put his hands away, a smug expression appeared on his face.

He walked up to Xu Ye and said confidently: "Obviously, I am this kind of person!"

As soon as Huang Huihuang finished speaking, he saw Xu Ye coming with his fist, which frightened him so much that his pupils shrank.

Fortunately, the punch stopped in front of his mouth, less than a centimeter away.

If the punch really landed, he felt that his front teeth would be knocked out.

Huang Huihuang's body stiffened and he fell directly to the ground.

Xu Ye said: "Okay!"

If this section was on the set, it could have been passed in one go.

Although Huang Huihuang had not received professional training, he perfectly displayed the temperament of Jiangbao without any trace of acting.

At this time, He Shuhong laughed.

Huang Huihuang got up from the ground and asked: "Is my acting funny?"

He Shuhong nodded: "Yes, it's funny."

Huang Huihuang was a little confused: "But I'm acting very seriously."

He Shuhong couldn't laugh after hearing this.

Why is this person the same as Xu Ye?

Xu Ye patted Huang Huihuang on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about him. Keep doing this. The more serious the better. You don't need to go to any acting classes. You are in a good state now."

"Welcome to join us." Xu Ye stretched out his hand.

Huang Huihuang and Xu Ye shook hands.

Then Xu Ye arranged for the staff to sign a contract with Huang Huihuang.

Before leaving, Huang Huihuang said seriously, "I am really a musician."

Xu Ye said, "Go ahead. I believe you. Let's go to the bathroom and sing together some other day."