Chapter 627 Feed the Two Gentlemen with Cakes!

In this section, Xu Ye performed the details of his facial expressions very well.

One problem with comedians is that it is easy for people to overlook their acting skills.

But in fact, without acting skills, it is absolutely impossible.

For details, see the remake of Stephen Chow's movie on a certain variety show, which can be said to be a mess.

If you just act nonsense as a joke, you will never act nonsense well.

At this time, Yuan Xuwen no longer heard the voices of the couple behind him.

Obviously, the couple was also immersed in the plot of the movie.

The rhythm of the plot is not dragged out.

The scene changed, and the night watchman came to Qi's house while patrolling, and saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu as soon as he came in.

Lai Fu took advantage of the chaos and immediately ran away. Chang Wei chased him out, but was caught by Bao Longxing and his men who passed by.

A new case was opened again.

Lai Fu shouted in shock: "All the Qi family members are dead! All the Qi family members are dead!"

When Bao Longxing came to the Qi family to check, he found corpses all over the floor, and Qi Qinshi, who was holding the table leg with blood on her mouth and looked terrified.

The audience in the theater also cried out in surprise after seeing the scene. The scene was too tragic.

However, this case was not that simple.

Just because Chang Wei was the son of the admiral Chang Kun.

Qi Qinshi, with a watery look, told the whole story one by one, which made Yuan Xuwen feel distressed.

It must be said that in this plot, Zou Gang's acting skills were also explosive, and he interpreted Chang Wei's evil vividly.

Then Bao Longxing asked the witness to speak.

The night watchman said: "I was beating the night watch, and suddenly I heard the dog in the back garden of the Qi family barking so loudly, so I went in to take a look. When I came in, I saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu, and there were corpses all over the floor."

This classic line reappeared.

In fact, this line was not in the original film. Xu Ye made some changes to the script and let this line come out directly.

The evidence is conclusive, and Chang Wei can be convicted without a doubt.

Bao Longxing, whose conscience has been awakened, also promised Qi Qinshi that he must clear your name.

But when he returned to the bedroom in the backyard, he saw silver all over the floor.

These silvers were cast into rectangular shapes and neatly built together to form a wall.

Fang Tangjing stood behind the wall with a smile and said, "Books have their own beauty and books have their own golden houses. As long as adults are willing to sell a little favor, you don't have to study and you can own this golden house."

Fang Tangjing explained Chang Wei's identity, but just said that the money would be used to exchange Chang Wei's grandmother to visit her grandson in prison.

At this time, Bao Longxing was still too naive, and he believed Fang Tangjing's lies.

In fact, this was also because he couldn't resist the offensive of money.

But the people who came that night were not Chang Wei's grandmother, but Chang Wei's father Chang Kun and Fang Tangjing.

After Chang Kun and Chang Wei discussed it, the crime scene was destroyed overnight.

Fang Tangjing never thought of solving the problem by bribery, but to reverse black and white.

When the court was held the next day, the genuine county magistrate He Haozhe appeared.

In the original Earth film, the county magistrate was called Chen Baixiang, which was the name of the actor who played Zhu Zhishan in Flirting Scholar.

Xu Ye also named the county magistrate He Haozhe here.

So a strange scene appeared in the film, Fang Tangjing played by He Haozhe was below, and the county magistrate He Haozhe was above.

Bao Longxing wore a bow on his head and woke up in the sound of the court, which attracted another round of laughter in the theater.

Even more outrageous was Bao Youwei, who also wore a bow and even had bath foam on his body.

When Bao Longxing came to the court again, he had lost his voice. He was just an acting county magistrate. Now that the genuine county magistrate came, he naturally had to give way.

But today, when the case was retried, all the testimonies of the witnesses changed, and even the autopsy results all pointed to Qi Qinshi as the murderer.

It was not Chang Wei who killed the Qi family, but Qi Qinshi and Lai Fu had an affair and bought arsenic to poison the Qi family.

Fang Tangjing even said that Bao Longxing accepted money from Qi Qinshi to speak for Qi Qinshi.

Bao Longxing was stunned.

All his words were useless in the face of false evidence.

Qi Qinshi was slapped repeatedly, but Chang Wei came to the court in a bright dress, even without shackles.

Bao Longxing watched all this with his own eyes. He wanted to stop it, but he was powerless.

He could only watch Qi Qinshi being tortured.

Looking at Qi Qinshi, who was collapsed on the ground and was forced to press his fingerprints on the confession by the people in the yamen, Bao Longxing's eyes were full of heartache.

He walked up to Qi Qinshi and said, "I'm sorry."

Qi Qinshi looked at him, grabbed his finger to her mouth, and bit it hard.

Blood flowed out, but it was not known whether it was the blood from Qi Qinshi's mouth or the blood from Bao Longxing's finger.

Behind Yuan Xuwen, the boy said angrily, "Dog official!"

Everyone in the theater was very angry.

In the face of power, let alone ordinary people, even a ninth-rank sesame official like Bao Longxing could do nothing.

The plot of this movie can be understood by adults.

Yuan Xuwen was also very angry.

He thought Bao Longxing was going to be a good official, but the fact was that someone didn't want him to be a good official at all.

Afterwards, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei went to investigate the crime scene together, and also went to the charity cemetery to examine the body.

When the final autopsy results came out, Bao Longxing found the truth.

The poison is poured into the body after death, not drunk during life.

Bao Longxing said excitedly: "I thought of it!"

Bao Youwei applauded: "That's great!"

The two clapped and cheered, and excitedly sprayed out the cotton balls stuffed in their nostrils.

As a result, the camera zoomed out at this time, and He Haozhe led a group of people to surround the two people, cheering and applauding with them.

The picture is very funny.

The originally suppressed emotions were released again.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't stand it anymore, Xu Ye could always make these small details laugh.

Bao Longxing was then taken into prison and imprisoned right next door to Qi Qin's family.

Qi Qin also felt a little guilty when she learned that Bao Longxing had been arrested to help her reverse the case.

Their fingers touched each other at the small hole in the wall.

Bao Longxing said solemnly: "I don't believe there is no justice in this world. I promise you now that as long as I have breath, I will definitely find a way to go out and avenge you."

Fortunately, Bao Youwei arrived at this time, and he informed Bao Longxing that he had been sentenced to death. All the crimes were false, and he even raped a sow.

But in order to keep a wife for the Bao family, Bao Youwei brought a young girl in to borrow seeds.

However, the person who came in was none other than Ruhua who appeared in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

Bao Longxingsheng said helplessly: "Youwei, cover my face with a piece of cloth and then do the work."

The theater was already filled with laughter.

Fortunately, Ruhua didn't really come to borrow the seeds, but came to rescue Bao Longxing.

Ruhua directly knocked open the prison wall and left with Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing returned home immediately, but by this time his father was seriously ill.

Bao Longxing said regretfully in front of the bed: "I'm so useless, I've completely embarrassed you."

But his father Bao BuTong comforted him and said, "How could it be? You are not as treacherous as them. Do you know that corrupt officials are more treacherous, and honest officials are even more treacherous? Otherwise, how could you deal with those bad guys? Son, I see you went to Beijing to complain. Bar."

During the conversation between the two, Bao Longxing learned his identity. He was a descendant of Bao Qingtian.

His father gave Bao Longxing half a piece of cake and a copy of "The Secret Book of the Blue Sky" passed down from his ancestors.

Then, the mother also walked in and said: "Thirteen, our Bao family also has a Shangfang sword, which was given by the late emperor. You can also take it with you."

Bao Longxing said excitedly: "Mom, where is the sword?"

I saw my mother taking out a salted fish from behind and said seriously: "This sword of Shangfang can kill the faint king at the top and the slanderous ministers at the bottom."

The audience burst into laughter.

This time Yuan Xuwen couldn't help it.

Good guy, you’re so cute!

What kind of Shangfang sword is this?

Bao Longxing said helplessly: "Youwei, put the sword away properly."

When the scene changed, Bao BuTong had passed away.

After getting the secret book of Qingtian and the half piece of cake left by their father, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei embarked on the journey.

As for this half piece of cake, Bao BuTong gave him a piece of cake in order to save the current Minister of Punishment. After the other party ate half of it, he gave the other half to Bao BuTong.

With this half piece of cake, different descendants can get help by going to the Minister of Punishment.

Bao Longxing has understood that he is no match for Fang Tangjing and others now. He does not have Fang Tangjing's sophistry and power, so he cannot win and must find a bigger backer.

On the other side, the county magistrate also released Lei Bao to hunt down Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei escaped Lei Bao's pursuit. Bao Longxing fled to a ship and met brothers and sisters Mo Zaiti and Mo Zaidao.

Bao Longxing still had two buns hidden on his chest and was misunderstood as a woman. He simply used the trick and said that he was called Jiu Miss.

The wandering journey officially begins.

Yuan Xuwen listened carefully to the movement behind him, and there was no sound of anything being torn apart, nor any other messy sounds.

"Not bad, Xu Ye's movie is still attractive." Yuan Xuwen said in his heart.

Mo Zai mentioned that the two brothers and sisters were in an acrobatic troupe, and they were about to go north to Beijing. Bao Longxing followed the acrobatic troupe north, and also learned the skills of the acrobatic troupe.

Lying on the bed of steel nails with a big stone on his chest, when Bao Longxing drank the water, jets of water emerged from his body like a watering can.

The theater burst into laughter.

Because this paragraph can be said to be exactly the same as Tom's appearance in "Tom and Jerry".

Later, there are two skills: blindfolding throwing knives and swallowing swords, which also have a lot of laughs.

Several days later, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei met again.

There is even more love here.

In the end, Bao Longxing and Mo Zaiti slept together, and Bao Youwei slept with Mo Zaitao.

On the roof at night, Bao Longxing and Mo Zaiti looked at the moon.

Bao Longxing murmured: "When I was a child, I made a wish to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that being a good official is not that easy. The worst thing is that you can't even be a corrupt official. You will achieve nothing if you are stuck in the middle."

During the conversation between the two, Mo Zaiti learned Bao Longxing's true identity.

Mo Zaiti admired Bao Longxing so much that even the moon turned into a heart shape.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Xuwen slapped his thigh angrily.

"You Xu Ye, you actually went behind Xiao Xu's back to find other women, I'm going to expose you!"

The actor who plays Mo Zaiti is not Xiao Xu.

In fact, Xu Ye originally wanted Xiao Xu to play the role, but Xiao Xu had no schedule.

Xu Ye could only reluctantly play hand in hand with other actresses.

Didn't you see that there was no sex scene at all?

The next day, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei said goodbye to Mo Zaiti.

At this time, Mo Zaiti's hairstyle had changed from a girl's hairstyle to a young woman's hairstyle.

Mo Zaiti asked: "When will we meet again?"

Bao Longxing turned around and said: "Next year, when the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, that's when we will meet again."

Hearing this, Yuan Xuwen could also feel Bao Longxing's thoughts.

Bao Longxing didn't know whether he would succeed this time.

The scene changed, and the two came to the Shangshu Mansion.

However, the admiral of the navy, Chang Kun, was also in the Shangshu Mansion.

The Shangshu sneered: "Back then, your father just gave me a rotten cake. At most, I will give you a rotten cake, but I understand justice, and I will give you a hundred times."

Bao Longxing said fiercely: "You are so cruel, Youwei, let's go."

After that, he and Bao Youwei carried the plate of cake and left.

Yuan Xuwen's mind was full of question marks.

Not a buddy, you also want cake!

However, the guards stopped the two.

The Minister of Justice said with a smile: "Nephew, your father and I are old friends. Don't leave in a hurry. Eat first."

Chang Kun said calmly: "Come here, feed the two gentlemen some cakes."

The hearts of all the audience sank to the bottom again.

This officialdom is too dark!