Chapter 1247: The Strongest Policeman in History
(Disciplining the police is a police term, which refers to receiving and handling the police, not a typo or typo... ORZ...)
In the vast universe, a spherical aircraft is constantly accelerating.
When the earth and the various buildings on the ground were left as references, and only various large and small stars remained, this huge aircraft that once shocked the whole world was not so shocking.
But just thinking that this spaceship is actually moving at a uniform acceleration of 10 meters per second can make all the dynamics, engine experts or aerospace technicians in the world have a heart attack.
Under the acceleration of 10 meters per second, the gravity environment of the entire Lazy God Island is no different from that of the earth, and the living environment is as comfortable as if it is still on the earth.
And because the whole place was covered by a hood, the temperature was very high. Without the chill of winter, many people put on spring clothes and even shorts.
It was already twenty-seven years old when Lazy City of God was launched.
According to the speed of Lazy God City, it can be easily calculated that the time required for Lazy God City to reach Mars is forty-five hours, which is two days and two nights.
When I arrived at Mars, it happened to be the twenty-ninth year of the lunar calendar, but this year there is no thirty-ninth year.
Arrive at Mars, waiting for a new day to come, it is the Spring Festival!
People all over the world seem to have understood why the lazy gods launched the lazy god city at this time.
he! they! want! go! fire! star! Pass! spring! Festival!
It's simply envy, jealousy and hatred!
Fortunately, although everyone can't go to Mars for the Spring Festival, there is a live broadcast to watch.
Brother Wen is not in Lazy God City, but the Lazy God Department has launched a live broadcast of "Following the Lazy God to Celebrate the Spring Festival". Many families have streamed their own video sources. Some choose to let their friends and relatives share, and some choose to make it public. , so that others can get a glimpse of their lazy God City life.
It is already night now, because it is flying with its back facing the sun, so the next 22 hours on Lazy God Island will be night.
Under the huge dome that looks like a crystal glass cover, the lights are bright. Shang Fang took his own little robot and streamed the video stream to several relatives and friends of his. While chatting with them, he followed step by step. Behind the parents, walk on the street below the Lazy God Tower.
In a trance, Shang Fang even had the illusion that he was actually still on the earth, and he was still in the old alleys of Dongbin or Qingyang.
On the side of the road, there are all kinds of roadside stalls, selling Spring Festival couplets, various handicrafts, sugar cane, candied haws, and various entertainment facilities. It is simply a temple fair.
Along the way, Shang Fang met many familiar people, such as the students of Lazy Theological Seminary, some were setting up a stall to draw sketches, some were selling 3D printing models, some were doing high-altitude stunts and juggling, all of them were not doing their jobs properly.
A few brats from Xinghui Aerospace held up a banner: "Want to own a sun-orbiting satellite? Launch it on site, it's worth having..."
Are solar orbit satellites useful? But there is still a group of people around, pointing, not knowing what they are discussing.
Shang Fang spent money to support the small businesses of several students, and then was scolded by his parents.
When Shangfang's parents saw other people's families with three generations, the old man took his children and grandchildren, and the family was traveling in a mighty way, they immediately scolded Shangfang, thinking that he was too old to find a partner.
Given Shangfang's current working conditions in the Lazy God Department, no matter how much he asks for a good family, there are still beautiful girls waiting in line for him to pick.
Shang Fang quickly changed the subject, pointed to the front and said, "How much is that lantern?"
Shangfang's parents had known his trick for a long time, so they gave him a glare and didn't continue.
Shangfang bought a handmade paper lantern. The beautiful lantern is decorated with paper-cutting. It has a folk atmosphere. The lantern is sold by an old couple. As far as the gods are concerned, handmade is really a luxury, because the lazy party is spreading and the diligent party is shrinking.
I really don't know where the lazy gods recruited such veteran craftsmen, and even took them to fly to Mars, which is simply too generous.
Shang Fang just changed the subject here when he suddenly saw a pair of boys and girls walking over from the opposite side holding hands.
Simple T-shirt trousers, youthful.
And the pedestrians around, after seeing them, stopped with a smile and watched them walk by.
"Hello, Uncle and Aunt." When they saw Shangfang's parents, the boys and girls greeted with a smile, and Shangfang's parents suddenly became a little excited: "Ah, Mr. Nan, Feilin, hello! Come out... Let's go shopping! "
"Well, it's been a long time since I went shopping!" The two held hands, with smiles on their faces.
Shang Fang subconsciously glanced behind Nan Ming, but didn't see Zhao Gaofeng who was always inseparable. He was a little puzzled and said, "Mr. Nan, where is Mr. Zhao?"
"Hahahaha, Xiaopang and Sister Fei went to the beach for romance! Today is just the two of us!" Nan Ming said with a satisfied face, "This is really the taste of freedom, I am finally free hahahahaha!"
Shang Fang suddenly had a ridiculous idea.
So, Nanming built such a folk street flying in the universe, just to go shopping with Zhang Feilin freely without bringing bodyguards?
It's just... crazy!
"I'm going to stay in a hotel tonight. I've never stayed in a hotel by myself in my life! I'm going to stay out all night, I'm going to sleep on the street drunk! I'm going to eat and drink!" Nan Ming looked like a rebellious teenager.
This style of painting... is simple!
If it was my own child, I would probably have broken both legs at this time!
Shang Fang's parents smiled and watched the two leave hand in hand, then turned around and scolded Shang Fang: "Look, Mr. Nan has a girlfriend!"
Why is the topic back again!
Shang Fang felt that he was more wronged than Dou E!
...
"Hahahaha, Shangfang, he deserves to be single!" On the earth, in the suburbs of Dongbin City, Zhao Qing, a policeman, sat on the sofa with his wife and children, watching the live broadcast streamed by Shangfang, laughing loudly.
Zhao Qing and Shang Fang are classmates in high school, and they passed the police academy exam. Some time ago, they were transferred to Dongbin Lazy God Island to be responsible for the police work in the area near the Lazy God Department. Reconnected.
On weekdays, Zhao Qing is very busy. The various dignitaries of the lazy gods come and go, which is much busier than some government departments, and they are big figures from various countries.
Not to mention the sensitivity of the lazy god itself, the requirements for security are very high. After Zhao Qing came, he worked overtime almost every day and didn't even get a good night's sleep.
But Zhao Qing still gritted his teeth and endured it, because this is a fast lane to rise. After going out, as long as he said that he had been in charge of the security work of the Lazy God Department, keeping it for others to take a look at, promotion and salary increase would not be a dream.
And today, Zhao Qing was the happiest day since he became a policeman, because... as a policeman in charge of law and order near Lazy God City...his workplace flew away! Fly to Mars!
"Wife, from today until the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, I can stay with you and the children at home, hahahaha, be happy!" Zhao Qing happily kissed his wife a few times, and then went back to kiss his daughter.
If you Lazy God City fly outside for a few more days, I can be lazy for a few more days! Zhao Qing thought so.
Just then, his phone rang.
"Old Zhao? I'm Hu Ming." A familiar voice came from the other side, and it was the security guard of the Lazy God Department who often dealt with him.
"Why are you calling me at this time? Lazy God Island flew away, so you can rest too." Zhao Qing laughed, but the next sentence sent chills down his back and sweat all over his body.
"No, my colleague found a suspected terrorist in Lazy God City..." Hu Ming's voice came, and Zhao Qing was quick-witted, "What?"
"Our colleagues have already captured it, but for the safety of Lazy God City, we hope that the ground can take over the interrogation work."
"I see. I'll go to work right away. Where is this person now?"
"I'll send someone to pick you up. You change your clothes now."
Although he was very upset that his vacation was ruined again, the police situation was an order. Zhao Qing hurriedly said something to his wife and children, put on his clothes and went out.
"If you deal with it quickly, I may be back in a few hours." Zhao Qing comforted his wife, of course he also knew that there was nothing trivial about the lazy gods.
At this moment, many departments may have been alarmed.
After going out, Zhao Qing saw a black SUV parked at the door, and Hu Ming waved: "Get in the car."
After getting into the car, Zhao Qing screamed in the next second, because the SUV roared and flew into the air.
"Where...is this going...to?" It was the first time for Zhao Qing to ride in this spaceship of the lazy god system, and he was a little scared.
"This terrorist is probably near the Lagrangian point outside the moon."
"What?"
"Well, you just need to know that it's about 500,000 kilometers away from the earth."
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At the same time, in Lazy God City, several Lazy God security personnel wearing powered exoskeletons transported a coffin-sized crystal coffin to the edge of Lazy God City, and then stuffed it into an ejection bay.
"What are you doing! Let me go! You are killing people! Let me go!"
"The air in this airtight cabin is only enough to keep you alive for two hours. If I were you, I would just stay here now and minimize air consumption..." Lazy God's security staff warned coldly He: "If you want to die, you can struggle casually. If you kick the lid off or break it, you might still be immortal."
"I don't want it, I don't want it!" Yuan Jian yelled frantically, but the security guards of Lazy God threw him into the ejection bay very coldly. The next second, the airtight cabin flew into the vast and boundless universe.
"No...don't..." Yuan Jian's scream disappeared into the vast universe.
"This kid is scared to pee, so how about scaring him?" A lazy god security guard asked.
"What are we? I'm afraid he will feel better when he reaches the ground..." the security captain sneered.
Breaking into Lazy City without permission, carrying a gas mask, suspected of a terrorist attack, the colleagues on the ground may ask him about bedwetting when he was a child.
Besides, I was almost scared to death by this bastard! If I don't scare him severely, how should I say my own tone!
(Well, the two updates are over, it is actually 6K words, continue to ask attention for the new book!)