Chapter 1257: How to Land on Mars Fairly and Justly

Earth, New Year's Eve, East 8th District time, 9:30 p.m.

Those who eat New Year's Eve dinner, set off fireworks, throw their arms out to play mahjong, and play cards, all put aside their work at this moment and stare straight at the TV.

Tonight's Spring Festival Gala has almost only one theme, and that is "Landing on Mars"!

At the beginning, there was a dance of various cute babies. Several little guys put on various spacesuits and acted as astronauts landing on Mars.

Then there was another chorus, and the languages ​​of various countries were rambling. This year there is another big theme, that is, people all over the world celebrate the Spring Festival together.

Then there was another acrobatics, the dragon and lion dancers did not dance the dragon and lion dance, but carried two models of "Yinghuo No. 1" and danced on the stage. Rolling up and down, this is the Adventurer.

In the end, an oversized ball was thrown onto the stage, and more than a dozen acrobats performed in it. There is no doubt that this represents the City of Laziness.

The big ball is almost reaching the ceiling, no wonder this acrobatic show is put at the beginning, it is estimated that the performance will be over soon, and the backstage will be demolished so as not to take up too much space.

Anyway, the program at the beginning was really nothing new, and everyone used this kind of rubbish time to busy themselves. Anyway, at 8 o'clock in the evening, everyone hadn't entered the rhythm of "night". It's afternoon! afternoon!

After nine o'clock, the busy work was finally over, and the critical moment was coming, the lazy god system was about to officially land on Mars!

That's right, officially landed on Mars!

That is to be down-to-earth, stepping on Mars with your own feet!

It doesn't count just that Lazy God City has landed. Now it depends on who is the first person to land on Mars.

In the backstage of CTV, several directors are going crazy, and the global live broadcast will start in a few minutes. They haven't got the plan of the lazy god yet, how to arrange it? How to edit? How to broadcast? How to explain?

In other respects, the people of the lazy gods are very reliable, and various technologies cannot be more powerful, but in terms of dealing with the media, the lazy gods are really too unreliable. It is said that there has not been a decision yet. How to log in.

The big and small TV stations are going crazy. For such a big event, the landing plan has not been finalized yet. Can you believe it?

The reply from the Lazy God Department is that the Lazy God Department is on vacation, and everyone is spending time with their children and their families, so they don’t have much time to prepare plans, so they will just broadcast live.

What the hell do you think this is? This is CTV! Do you know how difficult it is to be on CTV? You underestimate us so much!

At 9:30, the countdown flashed by, and the screen finally streamed over. The screens of more than a dozen cameras, CTV's strongest directors gathered together, each stared at a camera, and forcibly added more than ten seconds. Ads, buy yourself a little time.

The first picture is overlooking Mars in space. I don’t know if the picture is fast-forwarded or aerial photography at a very fast speed. It is probably the latter. The directors can even imagine that huge parasols are traveling quickly in the universe, and the filming A shocking scene.

The Mars in the picture is gradually approaching and still spinning rapidly. After more than a second, the sun emerges from behind the Mars. The dazzling light and endless light spots are so beautiful that people are suffocating.

Is the sun rising, or a new dawn on Mars? This picture can have many interpretations, but there is no doubt that it is good enough and shocking enough as the opening picture.

It caught the eye almost for a second.

The second picture is the city of Lazy God overlooking from above.

The screen advances layer by layer, and the city of Lazy God on the ground zooms in rapidly and suddenly crashes into the field of vision.

It is difficult to describe this scene in words.

Cars come and go, and the flow of people is like weaving.

There are more or less such cities on Earth, but on Mars, they are so shocking.

On the red surface of Mars, a huge dome covers a city that is no different from the earth. The Lazy God Tower and Lazy God Island can be seen at a glance.

This picture is very good, no need to cut.

Then the screen turned and it turned into Nan Ming, who was lazily holding the manuscript: "Hey, still want to speak? I don't remember there is a speech manuscript? Is it a manuscript sent from the earth? Well... cough cough. Today , is the day when people on earth first landed on Mars. In this glorious moment, I have a lot to say. First of all, I want to thank... thank the country, thank CTV, thank my family... Bah, what a rotten manuscript! "

"Cut it, cut it!" The director went crazy.

However, the screen that streamed over was still Nan Ming at 360 degrees with no dead ends, and he was not given any other screens to fill in. In the cutscene, I chose a section to switch the screen.

Nanming threw away the manuscript to Cai Wendi: "You read it."

"I don't want to read it, Mr. Nan, come here...or Brother Zhao..."

A manuscript is passed around in the hands of everyone, and no one wants to miss it.

fall! Are our manuscripts that bad? Not only the director, but the chief director wanted to roar right now.

"Then let me just say a few words." Nan Ming saw that he had no choice but to stand up and say, "Hey, audience in front of the TV, hello everyone, it's really good to let everyone watch our live broadcast at night. I'm sorry, but CTV said they hoped to broadcast it live, and that everyone would like to watch it, I thought about it, it's better than the Spring Festival Gala anyway, so I agreed..."

Director: "Cut it out! Cut it out!"

"I know people want to see images of landing on Mars, and want us to say something like, 'That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.' But the truth is, it's one small step for me, yes. For human beings, it is actually a small step... There are still big steps that can pull eggs, such as exploring an alien galaxy..."

"What did you say that is ridiculous, cut it off!"

"Director, this can't be cut! The Lazy God Department just announced that they are going to explore alien systems!"

The director opened his mouth wide, as if stuck in something, unable to utter a word.

Others can't help but blow up when they are a little bit aggressive, why do you hide this kind of material so deeply!

Nan Ming didn't feel like breaking the news at all, he was still talking to the camera.

"Recently we have been discussing a question, who should be the first to land on Mars?" Nan Ming said: "Everyone asked me to be the first to land, but to be honest, I am just being cute every day, and I have not made any contribution. "

In front of the TV, I don’t know how many people groaned, and then silently complained: Mr. Nan, you are being modest!

"There was also a suggestion that Brother Wen be the first to land. After all, he came early. But to be honest, he just came to Mars to sell his cuteness, no, he just sold himself as a fool, and he didn't make any contribution."

If it was Nan Ming who said this before, it is estimated that Brother Wen's fans would be upset. He has lived alone on Mars for four or five days, and he has worked hard without credit.

But now... Mr. Nan has defined himself as "cute", what else can they say? Mr. Nan said that he is cute, but others, you are too cute to be cute, so you can only try your best to buy cute!

Brother Wen scratched his head vigorously, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Also, in the past, astronauts landed first, but in fact, the technicians and engineers behind it paid more and made greater contributions, which is not fair."

"But if the engineers are allowed to land first, the logistics staff will be upset. Without us, you lazy people may starve to death at home. Do you still want to land on Mars?"

"Let the logistics personnel land first, and the family will not agree. You work all day long, and you can land on Mars without me at home?"

"Let the family members come to land? People all over the country agree. Without our support, can your lazy gods grow so big?"

In front of the TV, everyone was dumbfounded.

so what should I do now?

"However, no one can achieve absolute fairness and justice. For example, I cannot move all the people on the earth to Mars, but I can be fair to a limited extent."

"How fair? We are all engineers. If we encounter something we can't handle, we use technical means to solve it."

Nan Ming raised his hand: "Next, please take a look at our biggest invention of this century, the fairest Mars landing machine in the world!"

"For the invention of this machine, I would also like to thank the chief engineer of our obsessive-compulsive disorder, thank all the engineers for their hard work, thank the people of the world, thank the people of the whole country... I invite the greatest machine of this century..."

At this moment, gaps opened on the side of Lazy God City...