Chapter 1266: Chen Haocong's Disaster Day
Lazy God City, Lazy God Island, Chen Haocong crept out of his room, leaned against the flower bed, and walked a few steps cautiously.
"Go and see over there!"
"Don't let him get away!"
"If you want to escape, there is no way! You must send him back to the ground fire train!"
Under the leadership of Lu Xingcheng, several crew members of the Silence, as well as the security personnel of the Lazy God, ran around.
Chen Haocong is so angry, I can't go back to the train number, you don't care!
Why is it so rigid, what if I don't go back to the ground fire train!
Anyway, there is Old Qiao on duty on the ground fire train!
When he said he wanted to go back, it was just to encourage Lao Qiao, so as not to lose his motivation. Can the boss say it during the Chinese New Year?
This guy Lu Xingcheng is holding a chicken feather as an arrow, and he really wants to take him back after the Chinese New Year.
I am Chen Haocong, but I have learned anti-reconnaissance from my dad. I am not a weak chicken like Lu Rongrong!
Want to catch me, no way!
Chen Haocong took a look with his head, quickly retracted his head, and said, "Grandma Xiaobai, are you sure they can't find me from the surveillance?"
"If you don't believe me, then don't ask me for help!" Xiaobai's voice came from Chen Haocong's cell phone.
"No, no, no, I absolutely dare not question you, Auntie Xiaobai!" After signing a lot of treaties that forfeit power and humiliate the country, Chen Haocong finally got Xiaobai's help to block all cameras in Lazy God City from monitoring him.
"However, if Daddy Ming wants to find you, I can't help it. You know I can't block Daddy Ming's authority." Xiaobai said, "Well, it's not impossible, but you can't afford it..."
"Uncle Ming won't be so idle, come and trouble me yourself!" Chen Haocong saw a lazy security guard walking in front of him, and quickly got into the flower bed.
"Huh?" Lazy God's security staff looked around, but they didn't find Chen Haocong, shook their heads and left.
Chen Haocong wiped off his cold sweat. Just as he got out of the flower bed, someone behind him yelled: "Brother Chongzi, don't run away! New Year's money!"
"Oh, you scared me to death." Chen Haocong turned his head and saw Liu Xinyu with a lot of brats, stretching out his hand to look at him.
Tie Niu, Xiao Niu Duo, etc., there are more than a dozen brats, not one is missing.
There are seven or eight small robots around, and they also stretch out their little paws to join in the fun.
"New year's money?" This was the first time that Chen Haocong was asked for new year's money. He was still a brat himself, so how could he give people the new year's money? He recklessly rummaged through his pockets, "I don't have any lucky money yet! You still ask me for it? Go, go, ask Uncle Ming!"
"Really? I remember that many people seem to be looking for you. If you don't give the New Year's money, I will scream now!"
As she spoke, Liu Xinyu yelled, "Brother Chongzi is here!"
"Wait, my little aunt!" Chen Haocong quickly rummaged through his pockets, and then said pitifully, "My little aunt, you see that's all I have on me!"
Why can't these aunts and grandmas offend any of them!
Simply!
"Cut, there is no sincerity at all!" Liu Xinyu rolled her eyes: "Scan the QR code to send red envelopes!"
A group of little bear children took out their mobile phones one by one and looked at Chen Haocong with a smile.
Chen Haocong: "..."
Are you so technologically advanced that you have to show it even at this time?
In the past, it was fine to have no money when facing a bear child, but now you have to scan the QR code to send out red envelopes!
All of you are so greedy, do you know if you can’t find a partner in the future!
"Go, go, go and find Uncle Ming for the new year's money. I'm poor and have no money!"
Chen Haocong still wanted to struggle in vain, when Liu Xinyu yelled:
"Brother Chongzi is here!"
"Uncle Lu, come and catch him, Brother Chongzi is here!"
"Hush! Shh! I'll send it, I'll send it!" Chen Haocong quickly gave in, but it was too late, and Lu Xingcheng's voice came: "Here!"
"If you promise to send me a big red envelope, I'll cheat Uncle Lu away for you. If you don't..."
"I'll give it a big red envelope!" Chen Haocong agreed humiliatingly.
Lu Xingcheng came in a hurry, looked around, wondering, "Where is it? Where's Congcong?"
Chen Haocong hid in the flower bed behind, almost too nervous to breathe.
Then he heard Liu Xinyu yelling: "Okay, another one is cheated! Uncle Lu, give out red envelopes!"
Lu Xingcheng was immediately petrified, I'll go, there are many tricks on Mars, I want to go back to Earth!
"Send red envelopes! Send red envelopes!"
"No, I don't have a red envelope!"
Lu Xingcheng said in his heart, in Lazy God City, no one has a higher salary than me, and you still ask me to give red envelopes, it's really worrying!
He turned around and was about to run, but the brats rushed forward, fumbling with their little hands: "Red envelopes! Red envelopes!"
He took out his pocket again, and crawled on his body again.
"I'll go, don't dig around, alas, where to touch, there is no money...I have no money, ah, that is my private money, no..."
Two minutes later, Lu Xingcheng fled in embarrassment after being looted.
"Okay, Uncle Lu was scared away, big red envelope!" Liu Xinyu stretched out her hand with a smile.
Chen Haocong was really stunned by the fighting power of these brats. He rolled his eyes and said, "If you can do me a favor, I can give each of you ten times as much red envelopes!"
Anyway, Chen Haocong is a local tyrant, not short of money!
"Really?" The brats looked at each other a few times, their eyes were so bright that they were going blind.
"The red envelope is no good, I still need to use the armored magic weapon!"
"Can."
"I want one of my own Mecha God Soldiers."
"I'll give you one when you grow up!"
"I also want to..."
"Everything is fine!"
Now, Chen Haocong can be regarded as buying off these brats.
The bear children surrounded Chen Haocong and walked forward. After walking a few steps, they signaled Chen Haocong to hide again, and then Liu Xinyu yelled: "Brother Chongzi is here!"
"Where is it?" This time it was Zhao Gaofeng who attracted him, and he said loudly: "Congcong, don't try to run away, you will never escape, obediently obey... What are you going to do? Ahhhh, I No money! No, don't... help!"
Two minutes later, Zhao Gaofeng fled in disheveled clothes.
How can you do this, people are getting married soon! They don't have bridal chamber festivities yet!
They did the same thing several times, and now the crew of Lazy God Security and Silence have learned their lesson. As long as Liu Xinyu yelled: "Brother Chongzi" is here, you must stay away!
No matter how strong Lazy God's security is, it's no match for a brat!
"Okay, let's stop here!" Chen Haocong hid in front of Qi Minglai's room door, and gave out a big red envelope to each brat. The brats nodded in satisfaction and said, "Boss, welcome to come next time!"
"No problem, we are always willing to cooperate with reputable partners! Next time I have a task, I will go directly to Xiao Yu, no problem!"
"Guaranteed to be on call, Boss!"
After seeing off these brats, Chen Haocong stepped back quietly, knocked on the door and said, "Lai Lai! Lai Lai! Let me go in and hide!"
Qi Minglai opened the door and let Chen Haocong in. Chen Haocong felt emotional, at this time, his sister is still reliable, she will not betray herself, and she will not ask for red envelopes.
Then he saw that Qi Minglai's eyes were wrong, he grabbed him aggrievedly, and said, "Brother, can you watch a movie with me..."
"Watching a movie? Okay... What are you watching?"
"Lianlian notebook."
"Hey, shouldn't this kind of movie be watched with your Ah Yun?"
"Ayun is not here, Uncle Ming said, he was sent to perform a mission, and it will take a long time to come back..." Qi Minglai was not in a good mood.
After a while, Qi Minglai asked: "Brother, do you think Ayun doesn't like me anymore, I was very fierce to him that day."
"No, no." Chen Haocong was immersed in the movie, but he didn't expect love movies to be good.
"Brother, I think Ah Yun must not like me anymore. He didn't tell me when he left this time, so he left by himself. He won't come back..."
"No, no, no..."
"Brother, tell me what's going on with Ayun, brother, you can chat with me, chat with me! Why do you only know how to watch movies!"
Sister, didn't you say to let my brother watch a movie with you?
"Ah, I hate Ah Yun so much. When we meet again, I will kill him! Kill him! Ah Da!"
Girl, I'm not Ayun, I'm your brother, don't hit me, don't hit me!
"Brother, can you send me to find Ah Yun...I want to elope with Ah Yun!"
I'll go, don't be too hard on it!
"Brother, go and beat Ayun for me!"
"Then I'll break his leg!"
"No, it's too pitiful to have a broken leg, just hit him lightly..."
"What if you can't beat it?"
"Ayun, he... brother, did you listen to me? Listen carefully, don't just watch movies..."
"Ah Yun, you villain! Why don't you send me a message to say it! Have you forgotten me, you villain!"
"Yes, yes, Ah Yun is a villain!"
"Brother, why do you say Ayun is bad? Do you think Ayun really doesn't want me anymore?"
Girl, I'm just following you...
"Where did Ah Yun go..."
"Ayun, I will kill you and kill you!"
The movie is not even halfway through, and Chen Haocong is hopeless.
Can women stop being so fickle!
Why even the lovely girl Lai Lai has become so fickle!
When Chen Haocong was bursting into tears, he felt Qi Minglai leaning his head on his shoulder, and heard Qi Minglai say: "Brother, it's great to have you, you can listen to me, otherwise I don't know who to turn to explain……"
Hmm, this is my sister Lai Lai, she is so gentle and sweet.
The next second, Qi Minglai went crazy again: "But this Ah Yun, I am so mad!"
Chen Haocong couldn't bear it anymore, he sent a message to Lu Xingcheng: "I'm here in Lailai, you come and take me away, I won't run away anymore, please take me to the train..."
With a "beep", Lu Xingcheng replied: "Don't try to lie to me, you are Xiaoyu, right? You are secretly cheating me with Congcong's mobile phone, right! You will steal all my salary next year! I absolutely, Absolutely will not be fooled!"
"Brother, don't play with your phone, just listen to me, do you care about me?" Qi Minglai snatched the phone and put it aside, "Your sister is looking for you to talk!"
Chen Haocong was really about to die.
At this moment, someone knocked lightly on the door: "Is Lailai there?"
"Auntie Film!" Qi Minglai hugged Zhang Feilin, "Auntie Film, you chat with me, my brother won't listen to me..."
Then Qi Minglai pushed Chen Haocong out: "Brother, you can go."
Girl, is it really okay to throw it away after use?
Wait, I'm free? I can go!
When Chen Haocong went out, he saw Lu Xingcheng approaching cautiously, not to mention standard tactics.
"Brother Lu, save me, I will lead the way, I surrender, you take me away!"