Chapter 1259: Mars Despises the Chain
Mars, 11 p.m.
Although it was big, the location where Mars Lazy God City landed was during the daytime, and the Lazy God City was full of people.
You just finished the Mars landing ceremony and are still excited.
And because of the jet lag, many people did not actually have the New Year's Eve dinner, and many families simply did not go back, and ate outside before going back.
Many staff members who had just completed the landing ceremony began to get busy again. After careful calculation, there are more than 100,000 people in Lazy God City, and at least a few thousand people are needed to carry out service guarantee work.
Excluding the family members, there are at most 20,000 employees of the Lazy God Department in Lazy God City, so the entire Lazy God City is now basically dominated by the diligent party.
The basement floor of Lazy City, that is, the floor where the underground commuter passage and the underwater restaurant are located, is the main activity place for everyone.
Here, you can't see the tawny atmosphere, and many people forget that they are actually on Mars.
There are not many types of food offered tonight, just dumplings, wontons, noodles, etc., plus some fixed cooked food. After all, it is big. Although customs vary from place to place, there are only a few choices.
In area D of the underwater restaurant, a mother and son are waiting for dinner. The mother is about 30 years old, and the son is seven or eight years old. Do it better tomorrow..."
"No, it's already 11 o'clock in the evening. You haven't finished your homework today. You will finish your work that day. Didn't the teacher teach you?"
"No."
"Okay, now I've taught you."
"But it's Chinese New Year now."
"Even if it's Chinese New Year, you can't slack off. If you don't study hard, how can you get into a good university? If you can't get into a good university, you will..." Being a mother is a bit difficult. What should I use to educate my son? After looking at it, he said to his son, "When I grow up, I can only be a waiter."
The waiter who was carrying the dumplings back and forth was almost lying on the ground with a big horse.
He was in tears, auntie, no, big sister, I also graduated from a prestigious university, okay? Do you know how difficult it is to be a waiter in the lazy god department? For those who came in late like me, the conditions are very demanding.
The employees of our lazy god service, now the West Point Military Academy, which is known as the lazy god department, you don't know how many all kinds of awesome characters there are!
Although I am a waiter now, I have taken off this uniform, and there is a Superman uniform inside, believe it or not, I can fly!
The elder sister also found that the waiter had heard her words, blushed, folded her hands together in embarrassment, and apologized to the waiter.
There is no way, these days, how do you want me to educate my children!
The waiter smiled slightly, and after delivering a round of dumplings, he walked back and found that the child was still struggling in vain.
It is really very difficult for a child to complete the set plan on New Year's Eve.
He walked back to the table, put down a plate of side dishes, and said, "It's a gift. Little brother, you must study hard, otherwise, when you grow up, you may not even be able to be a waiter like your brother, say Maybe I will be a security guard..."
As he said that, the waiter pointed to the lazy security guards not far away who were patrolling and standing guard to maintain order.
Lanshen Security is the Whampoa Military Academy of the Lanshen Department, and the Lanshen Service has set up a West Point Military Academy of the Lanshen Department. This is bound to be a confrontation with the Lanshen Security. God's service and lazy God's security are united in struggle, and struggle in union, and it is common for each other to stumbling and pit each other.
"Being a security guard is miserable. Have you ever seen the security guard at the gate of your community? You stay in a small room every day, opening and closing doors for people, and you have to salute when you see someone. Hit and hit. And do some heavy work all day, little brother, tell me you want to be a security guard?"
"I don't want to..." The little boy shook his head again and again, and quickly lowered his head to do his homework.
The lazy security guard next to him heard it and rolled his eyes.
Waiter, don't leave after get off work, wait for me, let my brother tell you, what is a flower and why it is so popular!
The waiter grinned, turned and left.
After the little boy had written a few words, he raised his eyes again and looked at the stack of side dishes presented just now. It looked clear and attractive, very attractive.
Well, although the dumplings will take a while to arrive, this side dish seems to be delicious.
And I'm hungry...
As he was writing, he stretched out one hand to Xiaocai next to him.
"Slap!" His mother slapped him down, like a mosquito that had been trying in vain was slapped with blood all over his face.
Looking up again, I saw that the security guard had already walked over, and said with a smile: "Little brother, you should do your homework well. If you don't study hard, when you grow up, you will be..."
Lanshen Anbao stretched out his hand and pointed to a thin young man behind him holding a notebook and typing codes: "Be a coder!"
"The code farmers are miserable. Their lives are irregular all day long. They write programs all night and all night. Even when they eat, they have to work while eating. Moreover, this group of useless materials have no ability to take care of themselves. If they leave others , will starve to death, isn’t it miserable?”
The coder who was molested rolled his eyes, get out of here, I am writing a piece of engineering code to adapt to the local environment of Mars, okay? This work is great, and the sooner it is done, the sooner it will benefit, so I am busy during the Chinese New Year!
As one of the few diligent members among the code farmers, this little code farmer is so upset, his eyes are rolling all over the sky.
The little boy turned pale with fright, how miserable!
Now it is already miserable for him to do his homework before eating. If he has to do his homework every day while eating in the future, he might as well die!
So miserable, so miserable!
After the code farmer rolled his eyes, he always felt that he couldn't accept this pot, and he had to despise others.
He looked around and saw a man in overalls coming over, and said quickly: "Little brother, do you know? Being a code farmer is not the worst thing, the worst thing is being a farmer, look at them, When we get to Mars, we still have to farm the land, facing the red soil every day, with our backs facing the sky, dripping sweat into the soil, every grain of rice is painstaking. Have you ever heard this poem? It’s about them..."
The little boy looked at the man in overalls who was being pointed at, with an expression on the verge of tears.
"Dad... Dad... my father is not a farmer, my father is a botanist, my father is very powerful and great, he improves plants on Mars..."
Miserable, causing trouble!
The code farmer couldn't care less about eating, so he picked up his laptop and ran away!
Hearing his wife's low-pitched explanation, the father couldn't laugh or cry.
But he also had to find a way to restore his father's glorious image.
After reassuring the little boy and finishing the New Year's Eve dinner together, the father led his son to the second basement floor, pointing to the front and saying, "Look over there."
This is a temporarily arranged workshop along the way. There are four or five people, and a man in a robe with a flame mask is in the middle.
"Lazy God Tower No. 33272 called, saying that the elderly in their family have bad legs and feet, and hope to reduce the gravity by 20%."
"It has been locked, it is being adjusted, and the adjustment is complete."
"Lazy God Island 2272 issued a message through the smart terminal, saying that it wants to play a low-gravity battle, hoping to reduce the gravity to 50%."
"It has been locked, it is being adjusted, and the adjustment is complete."
"Lazy God Island 2819 is exercising and wants to increase the gravity by 30%."
"Already locked, waiting in line..."
Several staff members are busy, and there are smart assistants sending out various reminders from time to time.
"What are they doing?" The little boy widened his eyes in wonder.
"Do you remember? When we went back to grandpa's house during the Chinese New Year, the heating unit in grandpa's house was heated by the unit itself. If it was too hot or too cold, grandpa would call Uncle Wang, who fired the boiler, and ask him to heat it up." Hot or cold..."
The little boy nodded repeatedly.
"He is the one who burns the boiler." The man touched his son's head and said, "It's very miserable to burn a boiler. It needs to be high here and low there. If it is too hot, people will scold it, and if it is too cold, it will be scolded." People scold you, you are thankless everywhere, you are exhausted all day long, and your salary is still low, son, study hard, or you will be a boiler burner when you grow up!"
"Well, I see! I must study hard. I will go back and finish tomorrow's homework, so that I can play tomorrow!" The little boy nodded repeatedly.
The man left with his son satisfied, leaving Hu Dali with a face full of lovelessness, your sister, I am not a boiler burner! Lao Tzu is a person with authority!
I can crush 300,000 peasants like you to death with one hand!
Damn it! I quit! I want to rebel!
After sending out, Hu Dali angrily glared at the staff next to him covering his mouth and giggling: "What are you laughing at, boiler room assistant!"
A few people couldn't laugh anymore.
On the night of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, a brand new chain of contempt is being created, and the new year is coming. Many people in Lazy God City hold back their energy and plan to wait until the moment of the new year to give gifts to their friends. Warm, New Year's... despise.
It seemed to be a bloodbath.