Chapter 1239: Brother Wen, Hurry up and Plant Potatoes

No matter how much technological power there is, it is actually nothing compared to the worship and imagination of human beings to their own power.

Or, approximating the worship and imagination of one's own power.

Therefore, when Yuan Zewen descended on Mars from outer space, wearing a third-generation bone adventurer, as if he was a god who was not affected by gravity or bound by the laws of this world, the shock it brought was unimaginable.

What's more, Yuan Zewen is a showman who loves to show off.

He is very good at adding drama to himself.

Therefore, he made a sharp cut to his landing.

This is not the first time that the three generations of bones of the lazy gods have appeared in front of the world, nor is it the first time that they have faced everyone live broadcast, but...

How to describe the picture in front of everyone?

Three huge parasols reflected the sun in the sky, flashing silver light continuously, even in the daytime, it was hard to ignore.

The huge silver ball in the sky is still rising, the dubbing is the looming Mars movement, the barren land of Mars is constantly advancing in front of the camera, and the huge and unparalleled steel giants on the ground are constantly drilling in and out of the ground , from the perspective of looking up, the shocking power brought by the domineering giant steel worm is unparalleled.

The huge Martian rock was crushed like tofu, and then sucked into its huge mouth.

Next to it, countless small robots gathered like a swarm of bees and formed an array.

Barbarism and order, violence and restraint, indescribable contrast, indescribable beauty.

In the bullet screen, it was unexpectedly deserted for a while, and everyone had no time to speak, and stared wide-eyed at this extremely shocking picture.

"I think all the special effects teams are going to die right now." Someone sighed, "How can I watch special effects movies again... What's more, it's not special effects yet."

"It's very simple, let the lazy gods do the shooting!" After a long while, someone answered the question.

"In the beginning, when life was born on the earth, it must be that such a person came."

Yuan Zewen was very satisfied with the effect he had created. With a yank of his right hand, he pulled out a cloak from nowhere and put it on himself. Then, the dark green camouflage painted "Three Generation Bones of the Adventurer" on his body unexpectedly started Discoloration.

As if being immersed in water, the dark green third-generation bone color faded, turned gray, and then turned completely white.

"The bones of these three generations can still change color?" Many people who watched Yuan Zewen's live broadcast for the first time were shocked for a long time, "Isn't it camouflage?"

"How strange, this is called optical camouflage, haven't you seen a chameleon?" Old fans are used to it, "I still remember Brother Wen lying on a red rock and pretending to be a rock."

"Yes, yes, and that time when it was disguised as a dead branch. If it didn't move, I wouldn't have noticed at all. I thought Brother Wen temporarily cut off the live broadcast and went to pee 23333..."

"Upstairs, you are all wrong. This is not called optical camouflage, it is called optical pretense. Camouflage is to let oneself blend into the environment, which is essentially different."

In the pitch-black universe, on the rust-red earth, the white three-generation bone, and the gold-rimmed scarlet cloak, this dramatist even shook his shoulders, making the cloak automatically move without wind in the universe, which is simply coquettish.

A radiant barrage appeared, Travis: "Lao Wen, come to me next time, it's a pity to have a few logos printed on your cloak and the three-generation bone that changes color, I'll tailor it for you A few ads."

Everyone immediately began to fantasize about adventurers covered in logos. The scene was extremely embarrassing for a while, so they quickly shook their heads to get this picture out of their heads.

In the barrage, many people suddenly appeared: "Sony intends to cooperate with Mr. Yuan! All you need is for Mr. Yuan to put a ps4 cursor on it!"

"Microsoft xbox please send it!"

"Wahaha Pure Water wants to exclusively provide drinking water for Mr. Yuan's live broadcast!"

"Does Mr. Yuan need adult diapers in his three-generation bones?"

Where there is Travis, the style of painting is suddenly different, especially strange. Yuan Zewen's fans are all helpless, why does Travis not go back and blame his own kid technology, why does he want to get involved with our pure and lovely Brother Wen!

What should I do if I take Brother Wen to death!

But who is Yuan Zewen? He is a little freshman who pursues romance and excitement, and regards money as dung. He waved his hands dismissively and continued to descend in a cool posture.

The speed of the descent was very fast. If it wasn't for tracking with the parasols, other people would probably only be able to see the streamer.

Soon, Yuan Zewen entered the thin atmosphere of Mars.

The atmosphere of Mars is very thin, because without the protection of the magnetic field, most of it has been blown away by the violent solar wind for a long time.

When "The Martian" was released, some people said that the entire "The Martian" was very rigorous, including planting potatoes on Mars, which was theoretically feasible, and the only thing that people criticized was the strong wind on Mars.

There are strong winds on Mars, and even tornadoes often appear.

But because the density of the Martian air is very low, even a tornado can only blow your hair and bring up some dust, and it is impossible to destroy the greenhouse at all.

Fortunately, these winds can still blow Yuan Zewen's cloak, lest he have to shake his shoulders.

Soon, Yuan Zewen came to the top of the giant steel worm. The giant steel worm raised its head and seemed to "look" at Yuan Zewen suspiciously, curious about Yuan Zewen's arrival.

Yuan Zewen stretched out his hand, as if caressing the big bug from afar, the steel giant wagged its tail, opened and closed its mouth, as if it was laughing.

"This big guy suddenly feels so cute."

"It couldn't be cuter."

At this moment, everyone suddenly heard a gurgling sound.

"what sound?"

"Why is this voice so familiar?"

"Uh... I'm hungry." Yuan Zewen said helplessly.

hungry?

Yes, it's been a long time since the live broadcast, and I should be hungry.

"Brother Wen, hurry up and go hunting!" Everyone immediately came up with an idea. If Yuan Zewen was hungry before, he would immediately go hunting.

"Wait upstairs, tell me what to hunt and eat on Mars!"

"This bug looks delicious..."

The giant steel worm seemed to know something, turned around, flicked its tail, and burrowed into the ground, leaving only a big hole on the surface.

"Brother Wen, your prey has run away, chase after it!"

"Don't make noise upstairs, I found a serious problem...Brother Wen, did you bring food?"

"Uh, every time I go out to broadcast live, I hunt and kill food by myself." Yuan Zewen was at a loss, "By the way, did I fail to pretend?"

"But Brother Wen, you are on Mars, but you tell me, what prey does Mars have?"

"It's impossible to fail again...Brother Wen, you are going to kill yourself by pretending to be aggressive this time!"

"Brother Wen, you brought at least one piece of potato, at least you can grow some potatoes..."

"Brother Wen didn't even bring food, you asked him to bring potatoes?"

"Don't forget, brother Wen can't touch the ground, even if he brought potatoes, he can't plant the land!"

"Wait, Brother Wen, haven't you eaten in the past 22 hours?" Suddenly someone thought of this question again.

"No, I put liquid food for about three days in the three-generation bone." Yuan Zewen said.

"Then it can last at least two days, no, if you save a little, it may last for four days."

"But the road is too boring. This liquid food is sweet and delicious. I drank it all when I was bored on the road." Yuan Zewen said.

"Brother Wen, have you really been a soldier? How did you survive recruit training..." Everyone was speechless.

Can it be more reliable?

"So at this time...you can only grow potatoes, but you need a potato first."