Chapter 1242: There Are Monsters on Mars
When they heard the shocking news announced by Nan Ming, all the fans of the lazy gods who knew something about the lazy gods, as well as the expert teams from various countries who specialize in the study of the lazy gods, after being shocked, began to think about a question, that is To what extent has the technology of the lazy gods reached?
Is it all that is shown by the "adventurer spacecraft" landing on Mars this time?
But no one is so naive.
For a long time, the technology of the lazy god system has followed a rule, that is, develop one generation, reserve one generation, and release one generation.
The whole world has no concept of these two technologies at all. When the Lazy God System announced the sale of "Microwave Propellant Engine" and "Controllable Nuclear Fusion", the whole world wondered whether the Lazy God System has developed a more powerful one. Technology?
This is not possible, but certain.
The only question is, what is the current level of lazy god system technology?
The first generation here refers to the internal iterations of the same level of technology as "first-generation micro-progressor" and "second-generation micro-progressor", which are still higher-level technologies that surpass micro-progressive technologies, such as How about some space technology or something?
No, it's impossible, even if it's the technology of the lazy gods, it can't be so terrible.
What about nuclear fusion? How far has the lazy god system advanced nuclear fusion technology? Is it the relatively easy fusion of helium, tritium, deuterium, etc., or the ordinary hydrogen fusion that is simply magical? Or even the fusion of a hodgepodge of various elements?
The more I think about it, the more terrifying it becomes.
They expected Nan Ming to say more, but Nan Ming only spoke to the camera for a few minutes, and then handed over the microphone to Cai Wendi, the spokesperson who almost never appeared in the Lazy God Department.
Of course, those reporters were left to Cai Wendi to ask questions.
They were still arguing about whether this Nan Ming in front of him was the real Uncle Ming or not, but now they all laughed and said, "This must be Uncle Ming, you look so lazy, you don't even want to talk too much Man, it must be Uncle Ming!"
"That's not necessarily true! Maybe Uncle Ming is too lazy to play, so this is a substitute?"
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The press release hall of Lazy God Island was as noisy as a summer night barbecue stand, but other than the press release hall, other places were still as quiet as before. Nan Ming and Zhang Feilin were walking hand in hand when they suddenly heard a voice coming from the side. There was a faint cry.
"Let me see who is crying?" Nan Ming and Zhang Feilin looked at each other and saw the smile in each other's eyes.
There are a lot of bear children in Lazy God Island, they fight and fight all day long, and it is abnormal not to cry a few times a day.
"Woooooo..." Hearing Nan Ming's voice, the crying became softer, and then suddenly became louder again.
"It's a calf, why are you sitting here and crying? It's so cold, what should I do if I catch a cold?" Zhang Feilin saw a little boy sitting on a round stone by the lake crying, and immediately said distressedly, "Hurry up Take off your shirt!"
As he spoke, he dragged Nan Ming's coat away, and helped the calf put it on his body.
Nan Ming stretched out his hand and waved it. The whole Lazy God Island is warm like spring all the year round. Where is it cold?
"Film aunt..." Seeing Zhang Feilin, the little calf immediately threw himself into her arms and burst into tears.
"Don't cry, don't cry, tell Auntie what's wrong with you? Who bullied you? Is that bad boy Tie Niu bullying you again? Niu Niu is a man, you can't just cry!" Zhang said. Fei Lin still winks at Nan Ming, which means what are you still doing in a daze? Don't hurry up and coax this child.
The calf's eyes were red from crying, obviously it had been crying here for a long time.
"Tell Uncle Ming, who bullied you? Uncle Ming beat him for you." Nan Ming could only pat the calf's back lightly and said.
The little calf used to be a cry-loving child, but lately he has been hanging out with the brat Tie Niu all day long, and he has rarely been seen crying. Today, he cried so hard, I really don’t know what wronged him.
"Uncle Ming, why don't we land on Mars..."
"Why?" Nan Ming was taken aback.
"My aunt said that if you go to Mars, you can't come back, you will die on Mars, woo woo woo..."
Nan Ming blinked, what did you say? He asked the little calf, "Have you forgotten, little calf? Uncle Ming took you to the moon last time, and going to Mars is just far away..."
"But my aunt said that there are terrible villains on Mars who will eat children, and even take out their intestines and roast them to eat. He has been hungry for tens of thousands of years, just waiting for me to pass by. As soon as I get to Mars, it will eat me, woo woo woo..."
Nan Ming: "..."
He didn't know what to say for a while.
After all, Zhang Feilin was more careful than Nan Ming, she said: "Is your aunt not letting you go, let someone else go?"
"Well, my aunt said that young children can't go to Mars, they have to be older. She said let my cousin go to Mars..."
"Why is your aunt like this!" Zhang Feilin poohed, "She is really daydreaming! I pooh!"
Nan Ming's heart was filled with anger.
Landing on Mars this time, the giants and core members of the lazy gods all got the opportunity to go to Mars.
Ordinary employees also got the opportunity to go by lottery. The batches have been arranged. The employees of the Lazy God Department have a strong sense of honor and self-discipline. It means that their family members can also be satisfied. Thinking about this matter carefully, it is estimated that there are quite a few.
The little calf's father, Zhou Yunuo, is also a middle-level and high-level member of the lazy gods. He is a down-to-earth, hard-working backbone of the lazy gods, and because of what happened to Tie Niu, Nanming respects him very much.
Nan Ming gave Xiao Niu Xiao's family five places, and Xiao Niu Xiao's parents, grandfather and grandmother would follow.
The little calf's grandparents passed away early, so five places are enough.
Now it seems that someone has chosen these spots.
Isn't it the place to land on Mars? Even if you want a place, you can't tell such a terrible story to such a young child! As for being so vicious?
The little calves stay with the lazy gods all day long, and the things they come into contact with all day long have already surpassed the imagination of ordinary people. It can be said that these little guys have rich knowledge and knowledge, which may exceed many highly educated adults. It's not so easy to be scared. To scare the calf like this, I really don't know how scary the story his aunt gave the calf.
For a while, neither Nan Ming nor Zhang Feilin knew how to comfort the calf, let alone what to do with that nasty aunt.
It's hard for an upright official to break up housework.
"I'll call Brother Zhou." Nan Ming sighed and told the story to Zhou Yunuo, the father who called the little calf. Zhou Yunuo was also helpless for a while, and finally sighed and said nothing.
In fact, long before the Lazy God Department officially announced that it would land on Mars, it had already screened personnel internally. I don't know how many dirty things happened in the process, but the Lazy God Department had already figured out a way to deal with it.
Not to mention the little calf's side, in his family's side, there are three aunts and six wives who want to land on Mars. Fortunately, Nan's mother is relatively strong, so she refused directly.
It is also a very helpless thing to be able to land on Mars but not be able to change people's hearts.
At this moment, a person suddenly came out from behind Nan Ming. He smiled and waved his fingers in front of the little calf, and said, "Niu Niu, look at Uncle Yang doing a magic trick for you."
The little calf stared at Yang Ji, and saw Yang Ji draw a circle in front of the calf's eyes, and then said: "The calf is a man, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, right?"
Nan Ming saw that something seemed to be pulled out from Yang Ji's fingers, the little calf blinked, and then he was a little dazed.
Wait, I'm scared of ghost stories like that? How could I be so timid... The little calf became more and more embarrassed as he thought about it, and suddenly buried his head in Zhang Feilin's arms, his face flushed.
"Pfft." Zhang Feilin burst out laughing.
"I'll go and return the things that don't belong to the calf." Yang Ji stood up straight, and lightly clenched his fist, the red silk thread in his hand disappeared.
Nan Ming nodded and said: "Go early and return early, we are about to leave."
"Don't worry." Yang Ji turned around, walked a few steps, and then slowly disappeared into the void.
Nanming shook his head, Yang Ji is a "full version" of "Nanming Great Demon King". Endless Future has killed many powerful people, and his strength is beyond imagination.
Why would such a person come back and continue to stay by my side?
Even Nan Ming, sometimes facing Yang Ji, would feel a little unconfident.
But right now Nan Ming is not worried about himself, Nan Ming is more worried about the little calf's aunt.
Well, Yang Ji, who is a great demon king, would stand up for the little calf and suddenly become a warm man... Shouldn't it be time for Yang Ji to introduce someone?
Nan Ming wanted to die again.
"Okay, let's go back, wash your face and get ready to go!" Nan Ming patted the calf's head and said.
"Hmm..." The little calf nodded embarrassedly, looked at Nan Ming, blinked suddenly, then blinked again, and said, "Uncle Ming, aren't you holding a press conference right now?"
"Hush!" Nan Ming put his hand on his lips: "Actually, it's a holographic projection!"
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