Chapter 1240: Watch Me Hunt on Mars

(I saw someone saying, Uncle Ha, can you update it to be more stable...Actually, there are two bears in Uncle Ha's heart, one is called Diligent and the other is called Lazy...)

"Well, I have it!" It is said that when a person's stomach becomes hungry, the speed of thinking will speed up, so that humans can find food faster.

Therefore, even this kind of stupid and cute dramatist and the showy Yuan Zewen, his brain is working much faster now.

"I remember that Dabai has a storage box." Yuan Zewen said, "This brat likes to hide snacks, maybe there will be food in his storage box."

Everyone: "..."

Not to mention that everyone has nothing to say now, even if they want to say something, they can't say it.

"Dear viewers, this is Brother Wen's live broadcast of Mars landing. We have been on this barren planet for several hours..." Yuan Zewen started the live broadcast unexpectedly: "Now, Brother Wen is hungry, let's start Mars. Let's go hunting!"

Everyone: "..."

Don't try to cover up the fact that you are mentally retarded with this live broadcast accent!

Dabai is so cute, you can't bully him!

"The problem now is to find out where Dabai is!" Yuan Zewen said, "Please help me find Dabai's trace!"

Everyone is unwilling to pay attention to him, let him die, let him starve to death on Mars, this may still be a good thing!

"Actually, think about it, the matter is not that serious." Someone analyzed rationally: "Don't be fooled by Brother Wen's cuteness."

"Although Mr. Nan is lazy, don't forget what kind of organization the Lazy God Department is. Mr. Nan is a very rigorous scientist at heart!"

"Since Brother Wen prepared liquid food for three days at the beginning, it means that after three days at most, there will be food supplements. No...according to the rigor of the lazy god system, how could there be no food for such a large spaceship, but I haven't taken it yet. Just come out, this is just punishment for Brother Wen."

This very constructive idea made everyone's thinking active.

"Or, within three days, the lazy gods will launch more spacecraft to Mars?"

"It may also be within three days, there will be a spaceship coming to Mars to pick up Brother Wen."

"True~ The Martian!"

"How long did it take for The Martian in the movie? Add up to one or two years. If the next spacecraft of the Lazy God system is still launched at this speed, it may take three days to go back and forth from Mars."

"Suddenly I remembered that when I was in college, I took the train from the southwest to the northeast of my motherland for three days and three nights... The development of human beings is so fast, I really wish I was born 20 years later."

Everyone immediately became emotional.

Yuan Zewen was quite upset, and said, "Hey, are you guys watching the live broadcast? Can you leave my live broadcast aside and discuss life issues by yourself."

Fortunately, there are still people who sympathize with Yuan Zewen, and suddenly a girl shouted: "I found Dabai! He is with Erbai."

Everyone quickly switched their perspectives to the boiling artificial lake at one pole of Mars, and they saw Dabai's figure as expected.

I don't know when it flew over.

Taking a closer look, everyone immediately burst out laughing and turned cute.

Dabai is actually bathing Erbai.

Erbai's whole body was soaked in the water, while Dabai was floating beside him. He kept picking up a little water with his small paws, sprinkled it on Erbai's body, and then rubbed his small paws back and forth on his body. It really looked like he was giving Erbai bath.

"What a good brother, I always feel that he is more reliable than some people."

"I'm curious, where did Dabai learn the skill of helping people take a bath? Is Mr. Nan so lazy that he doesn't even take a bath by himself?"

"President Nan is taking a bath, I really want to see..."

The topic is a little off.

Next to Dabai, there is a box floating on the water, which contains some bottles and cans, more than half of the used perfume, shower gel in trial size, etc. I don’t know where Dabai collected them from, and there are also...

"Chocolate!" Yuan Zewen saw the prey.

Two big bags of chocolates lay quietly among those sundries!

Sure enough, there is prey!

Yuan Zewen flew all the way to the direction of the artificial lake.

"Dabai, run!"

"A bad uncle is here to steal your things!"

"Wait... the color of the lake seems to be a bit wrong?" At this moment, everyone suddenly noticed that the color of the lake seemed a little green?

Is it because of the shower gel?

No……

In the steaming mist, everyone also saw that not far from Dabai's side, there was a huge cylinder with a diameter of about two meters, and the lid of the cylinder was opened, and most of the liquid inside had been poured into the water.

"What's this?"

"Pollution!"

"nuclear waste!"

"Looking at the color, it seems that you can evolve into a superman by jumping in!"

"Brother Wen, jump in!"

Everyone likes to watch Yuan Zewen die.

At this moment, the data king who once estimated the ascent time of the space elevator appeared again: "If I'm not mistaken, this color... is some kind of seaweed?"

"Seaweed?" As soon as these two words came out, everyone was a little confused.

"Seaweed is one of the earliest organisms that appeared on the earth. At the beginning, the earth was full of poisonous gas. It is because of the appearance of seaweed that it has become a livable environment. I guess, this is some kind of genetically modified seaweed? Or many types of seaweed?"

"Like!" A radiant user with the title of Lazy God gave the data king a thumbs up.

"Hey, you lazy god, didn't you go to sleep?"

"I was going to sleep, but I was woken up by Brother Wen's pretentiousness." The lazy party said, "This is indeed seaweed. Strictly speaking, there are more than 30,000 different algae in it, and most of them have been processed. Genetically modified, because even we are not sure what kind of seaweed can finally adapt to the environment of Mars, or... none? I am also curious, everyone wait for half an hour, and then look at the color of the lake... If If it is cultivated successfully, the colors here will be very beautiful."

The master of the lazy party was talking, and suddenly found that the surroundings became quiet.

"I'm suddenly thinking about a question." The data emperor just sighed, "When the Orion of the United States, the Messiah of Russia, and our Yinghuo-1 arrive at Mars, what will they see? ……Mars?"

"Probably they will be very surprised..." The lazy party master's tone was very calm, but everyone could see the deep pride in the understatement.

"Sure enough, I really want to join the Lazy God Department. Everyone, please continue to read. I will study hard and try to get into the Lazy God Department in the next interview!"

"The student party is going to do the quiz. Come back and tell me personally, did Brother Wen grab that piece of chocolate?"

"I asked for leave before, and I decided to go back to work overtime now."

"I'll try my best to brush the pesticide to the king!"

"I'm going to work hard too! Life can't be wasted on the live broadcast! Especially this kind of live broadcast where the funny guy grabs the chocolate from the little robot!"

On the live broadcast screen, Yuan Zewen finally flew to the side of the artificial lake, and then a tiger pounced directly on Dabai's storage box.

Dabai reacted quickly, he picked up the storage box with one turn, hung it on his chest, then turned and ran.

The scene of two guys with super flying ability chasing on Mars is actually very shocking.

But everyone looked at the two of them with dead fish eyes shining strangely.

"I really don't want to deal with this teaser...I'm going to do my winter homework, bye everyone!"