Chapter 1228: We Don't Fight for the First Place, We Are the Referee

On February 3rd, that is, the twenty-fifth day of the new year, the Lazy God Department announced a news that made people envious, jealous and hateful.

In order to reward the employees of the Lazy God Department who have been busy for a year, the Spring Festival holiday of the Lazy God Department officially started, from the 25th day of the new year to the second day of February, which lasted for 30 to 40 days.

That's right, this is the fine tradition of the lazy gods, winter vacation.

As for why it has been put until February 2, the dragon rises up, Mr. Nan said that February 2 is a traditional festival, and the lazy gods have a holiday, so let it be too lazy to toss.

If it wasn't for the objection of all the staff, in fact, Nan Ming wanted to have a holiday until Qingming Festival, so everyone wouldn't have to rush home to sweep the grave.

The Qin Party dismissed this. They vowed to protect the fine traditions of the Qin Party to the death, and decided to send the elderly in their families to Qingyang or Dongbin and work overtime automatically until the bell of the new year rings.

Otherwise, I'm sorry for my salary!

The lazy people expressed that they are not very satisfied with the rescheduling on February 2. Whether they come back to work on time depends on their mood. If possible, they hope to have a holiday until the National Day.

Hearing such an arrogant declaration by the lazy party, the people of the whole country cried silently, and everyone wept uncontrollably.

Why am I not an employee of the Lazy God Department!

And what made people cry even more was the year-end award of the Lazy God Department.

With all kinds of blinding numbers being published on the Internet, I don’t know how many envious and jealous people want to block the outside of Lazy God Island to rob. There are already several online groups on the Internet, and they start to discuss how to invade Lazy God Island, robbing the lazy gods.

At present, the more reliable method is to mobilize 500 square dancing aunts and uncles, invade Lazy God Island, and then take advantage of the chaos to rob!

But what is even more eye-catching is that after the Lazy God Department announced the holiday, hundreds of domestic companies announced to follow suit.

A large part of these companies are suppliers of Epic Tours.

Then, they also released a wave of their own year-end awards. Although they are still an order of magnitude behind the lazy gods, they are still dazzling.

Reporters can't interview people of the lazy gods, they can only interview these people.

Mr. Dongbin Wistron Hu, who claims to be a student of Mr. Nan, said cheerfully: "We have already made a lot of money this year. It's not too late. Let everyone take a break and continue to make money next year. Anyway, follow the lazy gods to have meat to eat." .”

That ugly face made people want to rush into the TV and beat him up.

The CEO of another company was more to the point: "Actually, we are mainly helping the Lazy God Department. The Diligents are a bunch of workaholics. They have no jobs left. Only when the Lazy Party is at work can we go to support it." , Engage in service!"

I see.

The many companies who were watching finally understood that if they want to eat more meat with the lazy gods, they must turn the lazy gods into lazy people.

I don’t know how many people are staring at the diligent members of the lazy god department, you all go to be lazy, if you have any dirty work, leave it to us, we are not afraid of hard work!

Of course, no matter how long the holiday of the lazy gods is, it can't divert another focus.

Can Xiongzi technology represent the lazy gods?

Should the lazy god fight for the first place?

Facing the ultimate problem in this universe, some people are going to die.

Yuan Zewen walked into Nan Ming's room, and "saw" Nan Ming Zheng Ge You paralyzed on the sofa, with his feet raised in a nondescript way.

"Brother Wen is here!" Nan Ming seemed to be thinking about something, glanced at Yuan Zewen, and continued to close his eyes to rest.

"Mr. Nan, what are you doing?" Yuan Zewen was a little puzzled.

"Well, I'm thinking about life."

"Thinking about life? What are you thinking about?" Yuan Zewen was even more puzzled.

"I was thinking, if I travel at the speed of light and stop time, even my metabolism stops, will I reach the extreme of laziness?"

Yuan Zewen: "%￥%..."

"Then I thought, if I'm extremely lazy, maybe I can make my body mistakenly believe that I am traveling at the speed of light, and then my metabolism might stop..."

"so what?"

"So I was about to give it a try, and here you are..."

Yuan Zewen was completely speechless.

"What's the matter?" After a while, Nan Ming seemed to give up thinking about life, and turned to look at Yuan Zewen.

"I just want to ask... Several countries have launched Mars spacecraft, and the brats have also gone. Can we not compete for the first place?"

"Well, I'm not interested in competing for the first place, I prefer to be a referee." Nan Ming said, and then he glanced at Yuan Zewen again, and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait... Brother Wen, are you live broadcasting?"

Yuan Zewen: "Big...probably..."

"What I just said, and Ge You's paralyzed appearance, have been broadcast?"

"Should...should?"

Countless viewers found that their live broadcast images suddenly went dark.

From this day on, no one has seen Yuan Zewen again...

Sure enough, sometimes, you can't die if you don't work.

But there is also a crucial news, that is, the lazy gods are not interested in competing for the first place, they want to be the referee.

But the problem is, as a referee, you have to pull the line at the finish line, right?

What about the lazy line?

Could it be that the lazy gods secretly built a spaceship on the moon?

Or when everyone didn't know, the spaceship of the lazy god had already flown to Mars?

But some experts thought of a very possible option.

At an altitude of nearly 40,000 kilometers from the ground, above the geosynchronous orbit, there are more than a dozen huge silver spheres floating around the equator.

These more than a dozen balls are the top counterweights of the earth elevator. Their function is to use centrifugal force to resist gravity and suspend the space elevator below.

So far, the lazy gods have built twelve huge counterweight hammers of this kind above the earth.

For these twelve counterweights, the lazy god system has materials launched from the ground almost all the time. Whether it is the space elevator or the bridge of stars, they are basically operating at full capacity.

However, some people have had their brains open. Is this huge ball at the top a solid ball? Is there something in the lazy god system?

After all, if a round ball with a diameter of one kilometer is really solid, it will need too many materials.

Because the farther the distance from the synchronous orbit is, the greater the pulling force will be. If you are interested, you can calculate the approximate mass of the ball based on the load below the earth-moon elevator and the position of the ball above the earth-moon orbit, and then come up with In conclusion, these spheres are absolutely impossible to be solid, and even solid metal hydrogen should stay in a lower orbit.

But what's in it?

This question, like the Lazy God series, is the ultimate question.

Until the third hour after Yuan Zewen disappeared live.

One of the balls suddenly cracked a gap...