Chapter 72 The Concubine Can't Do It

Yang An briefly introduced the voting rules of the 500 jury, and said: "Today's first contestants, they represent the new force of Chinese comedy, and the boss behind them is a very talented and handsome young man, haha... ..."

Out of politeness, the audience laughed a few times, but they were puzzled. Why did Yang An start laughing while talking?

Yang An continued: "It only took them less than three months to make the hilarious variety show "Jianghu Joke" reach a high level of 1.35% of the national ratings. Please laugh brothers!"

oh oh oh~~

Only then did the audience realize that Yang An is the boss of Laughter Brothers? This guy actually boasted in front of the national TV audience, no wonder he laughed so frantically, hehehehe, this stinky shameless~

There were so many people who liked the Laughing Brothers, the applause sounded, the stage gradually went dark, the spotlight hit the huge red curtain, and the curtain rose slowly.

The stage layout is very simple, a sofa, a large screen behind the sofa, a microphone stand, nothing more.

oh!

The audience cheered and shouted, and the applause went to the actor Bai Yutang who appeared on the stage. He was wearing a black dress, white shirt, and black bow tie. His costume and hairstyle were exactly the same as the host Yang An's!

Bai Yutang stood in the center of the stage, looked around, and bowed deeply to the audience, his movements were exactly the same as Yang An's!

"Good evening, audience friends, welcome to the recording site of "Jianghu Talk", I am the chief director Yang An!"

call~~

The audience in the audience booed, but Bai Yutang didn't seem to hear it. He picked his ears, and the booing became louder. He finally laughed in satisfaction: "I really like hearing this kind of booing!"

Hahahaha... The audience was overjoyed, it turned out that this guy was really imitating Yang An, and the imitation was quite similar!

Bai Yutang turned around and shouted: "Laughter brothers and guests come on stage, the first show, slippery, ready to record!"

When the music started, Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei showed up with all members of Laughter Brothers.

Each of them held an ax, danced the ax dance, and came out from behind the screen in two directions. The most unbearable thing was that they were all wearing black dresses, and they were all imitating Yang An!

Yang An lowered his head and laughed, pressing his forehead so he couldn't look directly at him. When these guys came up with this idea, they almost laughed him off. Are they brothers who love to laugh? Obviously it's the ax help, okay?

In this link, Cai Xiaofei is responsible for the jokes.

At the moment when the music freezes, everyone has to raise their axes to poss. Cai Xiaofei was originally a fat man. He used too much force, and the buttons of his dress collapsed. Cai Xiaofei chose a short shirt, and when he held the ax high, his belly button and fat around his waist were all exposed!

Cai Xiaofei quickly put down the axe, and awkwardly pulled the tight-fitting suit together, but this was impossible due to his size. He pulled it hard and tore the white shirt into shreds, making everyone laugh!

"Laughter Brothers welcome artists from all walks of life to record the show, and we will treat every guest with sincerity!" Bai Yutang shouted.

The audience roared with laughter, black suits, holding an axe, a group of unreliable program groups, would any artist dare to come to record the program?

The others retreated one by one, ready to start recording Slippery.

Ma Xin said in embarrassment: "Director Yang, the 22.5-degree slope hasn't been built yet, so how do we record it?"

Bai Yutang said: "We have limited funds for the show, so we don't have the money to build props!"

Ma Xin shook his head again and again: "How can you play slippery without a slope?"

Cai Xiaofei asked: "Director Yang, do you want the audience to tilt their heads to watch the show?"

Bai Yutang said to the host seat righteously: "It's so tiring to tilt your head to watch, of course you can't make it difficult for the audience! Please remember, we are a serious and funny team, and we must have some professional qualities! Come on,

Brother camera, can you tilt your camera? "

Tilt your head to look?

Camera tilted?

The audience burst out laughing, if this is really the case, is it still 22.5 degrees? You guys are serious, funny, and professional!

The photographer shouted: "The concubine can't do it!"

Bai Yutang clapped his hands and said helplessly to the two of them, "Listen, the camera says it can't be done, and the audience can't tilt their heads. What should we do? The program team has no funds, and the game can't be recorded. Audiences, what should we do?"

Cai Xiaofei and Ma Xin shouted in unison: "It doesn't matter, Brother Laughter has a way to overcome difficulties!"

any idea? The audience was all curious. They saw Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei sitting on the sofa, and Bai Yutang picked up a recording board from the ground and tapped it: "Action!"

I saw Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei suddenly slanted their bodies to the same side, simulating the posture of being on a slope.

And Bai Yutang, grabbing the microphone stand with one hand for support, quickly tilted his body to 22.5 degrees, his feet were still in a state of unable to resist the gravity, and kept sliding backwards, trying to move upwards.

Wow!

The whole audience cheered and applauded thunderously, and the audience all exclaimed, these three people imitated quite alike!

The laymen watched the fun, the experts watched the doorway, and the other groups of contestants who watched the show in the lounge were also very surprised.

Xiao Dongbei pointed to the TV and sighed: "I know him, Bai Yutang, the mainstay of the Changbaishan Repertory Theater Troupe, who studied opera and performed, and has solid basic skills in stage performance, so he is quite good!"

Jin Dabao clicked his tongue and said: "This is indeed real kung fu, but it's super tiring. The laughing brothers are really hardworking!"

Xiao Dongbei said depressedly: "I knew that the people who came here must not be good! Brothers who love to laugh will take the lead, who else will come next? Li Laogen or Baoling? Isn't this a comedy show? The first episode is spelled like this , don't you want to be so exaggerated!"

In another room, Tang Baoer and Zhen Ling sat together, applauding together.

Tang Baoer said: "Bai Yutang's acting skills are becoming more and more superb. Look at his footsteps and the flexibility of his body, don't they feel very smooth? Linger, we are in the second row, and the pressure is really high now." ah!"

Zhen Ling stood up: "Let's go, let's go backstage to prepare for the performance! The best way to relieve stress is not to look at him!"

It was not only the Baoling team who felt the pressure, all the contestants had mixed feelings, and it was hard to say that they felt relieved.

The photographer faithfully recorded the expressions of each group of contestants. The more entangled the contestants are, the more TV audiences will like to watch them in the future!

On the stage, Bai Yutang shouted: "Music!"

Intense drumbeats sounded, this is the Red Wolf Band's version of "Swing Together", this song has become popular all over China within this month, it has been sung in the streets and alleys, countless bars, nightclubs, rock music festivals, TV music programs, There are singers who adapt it.

Now, the songwriter Yang An is also on the stage, and the fake Yang An played by Bai Yutang is also struggling to hold the microphone and dance hard. He is clearly standing on a flat ground, but he has to lean his body to pretend that he is standing on a slope Do the dance moves, it's far more difficult than actually dancing on a slope!

The whole audience stood up, raising their hands to join in the music. Ma Xin and Cai Xiaofei on the sofa also stood up, tilted their bodies, and twisted their bodies accordingly, but Cai Xiaofei couldn't stand steadily, and fell down in front of the sofa with a thud.

"Stop!" Bai Yutang yelled to stop suddenly, the music stopped, Ma Xin tilted his body, and looked at him with Cai Xiaofei who was lying on the ground.

"We "Jianghu Joke" must keep improving, detail, pay attention to detail, please remember, we are serious about being funny! Cai Xiaofei, did you fall? Are you recording slippery? Do you know where you went wrong? ?”

Cai Xiaofei nodded every time he asked a question, and finally came to his senses: "That's right! I want to slip down after I fall...but! Director Yang! Director Yang! I'm lying on the flat ground, how can I slip?"

Bai Yutang returned to the microphone stand: "You can recruit yourself, don't blame me, who said we are a poor crew!"

The expression on Cai Xiaofei's face is not much better than crying, it's too embarrassing!

The audience laughed, this poor crew is too stingy, isn't this embarrassing?

The music continued, Bai Yutang and Ma Xin danced with their bodies crooked, Cai Xiaofei gritted his teeth, took off his coat, and his back turned out to be a miniature skateboard with wheels, he lay down on the ground, lifted his buttocks and began to slide towards the side of the stage, It made the audience laugh out loud.

The slippery session is over, and the next section will be Copy not out of shape and the dark room. In each session, the crew will encounter various problems, but "Brothers who love to laugh have a way to overcome difficulties!" This sentence has been said three times, deeply deeply implanted in the hearts of the audience.

The last link, Mirror House.

Bai Yutang pointed at the two of them: "Today, the mirror room is an execution scene. You two will play the role of the executioner. Bring the knife!"

After the two of them returned to the screen, Ma Xin took a toy knife and stabbed the person, the kind that the blade would retract.

And what Cai Xiaofei was holding was a butcher's knife with a wide blade, which shone coldly and looked quite scary.

Bai Yutang looked around: "Where are the guests? The three of us can't act either!"

Cai Xiaofei said: "Director Yang, the program team has no money to reimburse the fare, and the guest was detained by my brother."

"Detained by my brother? We have no money, and the guests have no money?"

The sad music played, and Bai Yutang sighed: "Don't think that you can defeat me, Yang An, I have gone through even more difficult difficulties! Brothers who love to laugh have a way to overcome difficulties!"

The three roared together, and then looked at Yang An at the side of the stage together.

Yang An was originally sitting on a high stool, and was stared at by several people, so he immediately got up and asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

The audience laughed, applauded and booed for Yang An.

What do you want to do? Can't you see that? Isn't Yang An the most famous joke in Mirror House, which makes people love and hate the guest? My big host, now they are going to punish you!

The three of them walked over, shaking their steps three times, shrugging their shoulders, raising their chins, and whistling frivolously, like three locals.

Bai Yutang chuckled and said, "Brothers, did you see that there happened to be a guy wearing exactly the same clothes as me over there, no need for makeup, just bring it to the Mirror Room!"

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PS: I will write more content related to the protagonist, and the supporting roles will definitely be less, so as not to be unable to write 500,000 words for a program, anyway, don’t blame me for favoring one another at that time. Remember the free recommendation tickets every day~

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