Chapter 97

Yang An looked at Cao Xiaobao, and saw something different in Cao Xiaobao's eyes, that little cleverness couldn't hide it from him!

He pushed Cao Xiaobao away: "Fifth watch, fifth watch, what do you think about all day long? Is this something you should care about? Go play while you are a child!"

Cao Xiaobao said with a shy face: "I just want to ask... What if I have to tell this joke in the future?"

Yang An said: "After you have a girlfriend, don't you two have a fight in person, don't you know?"

"But I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

Cao Xiaobao got excited, and leaned over to curry favor and thumped his back: "Brother Yang, you know so many beauties in the entertainment industry, can you introduce me a girlfriend? I just heard from Gu Wan that your program team seems to be studying at an art school. Did you invite a group of beauties to record the show? Is there anyone suitable for me? I don’t mind if I’m a little older, as long as I’m as pretty as Sister Feifei..."

Yang An scolded with a smile: "Bulk, how dare you have a crush on the poor teacher? Sister Feifei is mine!"

Cao Xiaobao hurriedly apologized: "Don't dare! Sister Feifei is the goddess of the nation, I only have admiration for her, and I have no intention of blasphemy! What I mean is, I also want to find a goddess like Sister Feifei to be my girlfriend... ..."

It turns out that this kid's real purpose is this!

Yang An would not agree easily, he laughed and cursed, and simply slipped out on the pretext of making a phone call, and then sat next to the front hall, watching Cao Shulin and Hou Jian perform.

The two-hour performance was finally over. After the performance, the apprentices were busy seeing off guests in the front hall and dealing with some fans.

Masters don’t need to be like this. Cao Shulin and Hou Jian talked on stage for two hours without a break, with high-pitched voices, fighting and so on. Everyone was already thirsty, hungry and tired.

"Come, come, Yang An, let's eat something together!"

Cao Shulin was very polite, and invited Yang An to go to the backstage for supper. Eight Immortals table, mutton shabu-shabu was steaming hot, four-color green vegetables washed and put away, fat sheep and beef sliced ​​and served on plates, four plates and four bowls of side dishes, Hou Jian returned He likes to drink, so he insists on dragging Yang An to drink, Li Yue has an eye for thieves, and sits in front of the dish of meat, vegetables and meat, everything is under control.

After some politeness, everyone sat down. Cao Shulin handed over a red envelope and said, "This is your reward for today. The money is not much, so don't feel too little."

Yang An was not willing to accept it, and declined: "No need, I just came to play today, and I only talked for a few minutes, I can't ask for this money!"

Hou Jian said: "The patriarch said that it is only right and proper to get something from hard work. We know that you have money, but this is what you earn from your hard work. You can get a penny and a cent with a clear conscience. Isn't that the reason?"

Cao Shulin also said: "Although you only spoke for a few minutes, you have brought joy to the audience, and you must reap something for your hard work! This is just your labor reward today, and you have also brought earth-shaking changes to Lin Yunshe. , has helped us too much, so Lin Yunshe still owes you a favor that cannot be measured in money, and may not be cleared in this lifetime!"

"You are serious, you are serious! Don't say that!"

Yang An couldn't talk to them, and he would have to kowtow to thank them, so he had no choice but to pick up the red envelope and put it in front of him, sighing: "Then I'd rather be respectful than obedient, thank you teachers! Feeling, holding the money I earned with my own hands, I have such a sense of accomplishment in my heart!"

Everyone laughed, Li Yue boiled the mutton and said: "Pull you down, I heard from Ma Xin and the others that you can earn millions of dollars a year just for "Jianghu Tan", and the advertisement of "Happy Comedian" The fee is tens of millions, and you haven’t made any money yet?”

Yang An shook his head and said with emotion: "Money is different from money. In my opinion, the naming fee of tens of millions is just the number on the account. Paying employees' wages, buying equipment, and eating expenses are all paid by a special person. In charge of cashiering, it’s just one more zero and one less. It’s not like today,

We tried our best on the stage, just to amuse the audience. We raised our voices and quarreled, were scolded, beaten, and even our clothes were torn. We worked hard all night. Paper, this is a heavy harvest, full of joy, and a great sense of accomplishment..."

Tickets for Lin Yun Club range from 20 yuan to 50 yuan, and the per capita consumption in the venue is not high. Gifts such as flower baskets are not included. Yang An estimates that the turnover for one night is about 10,000 yuan. The dozen or so people in Yunshe eat, drink, and scatter, all of which are counted in this, and they rely on this to support them.

Hard money, this is really hard money, Yang An realized that it is really not easy for a cross talk actor to make a living!

Hou Jian seemed to be upset, and tapped his chopsticks on the wine glass and said, "What's the matter? Are you all happy? I was the one who was scolded and beaten. Is it easy for me to roll on the ground with my old arms and legs? My underwear was torn Who will pay if it breaks, you have been tired all night, and you have only been on stage for a few minutes? Next time, let’s train the disciples again, how about beating you up, would you like to? Boy, fine wine!"

Everyone laughed, and Yang An hurriedly begged for mercy: "Oh, Mr. Hou, I'm not just doing this for innovation. The old version was all about beating those funny people. Today, let's beat those people for a while, and the effect is not bad. no?"

Hou Jian laughed and scolded: "That's not bad! Next time, I have to be beaten by someone else!"

Cao Shulin laughed loudly: "Okay! When Yang An performs martial arts disciples on the stage of comedians, then he will be beaten and teased. That's the deal!"

Yang An smiled wryly: "Is it really going to beat me?"

Li Yue booed: "I must beat you! Also, Yang An, I didn't mean you, you too, if you make trouble at the fifth watch, you don't say what the fifth watch is, and you end up throwing a mess at us, you know How many viewers will not be able to sleep tonight, will they scold our Lin Yun Club in different ways?"

Yang An was happy, and said with a smile, "I'll pay it back. Is it because the audience can't sleep?"

Li Yuedao: "I don't blame you. Who do you blame? This trouble at the fifth watch was originally a burden prepared on the comedian's stage. You sang the fourth watch during the competition and then stopped. Do you think the audience of 500 people will be happy? "

Yang An said: "Of course not!"

Li Yuedao: "Then you just said that your master only taught four sentences. You go back this week and ask how to sing the fifth sentence, and then sing it to the audience in the next episode. Then the audience has to wait until the fifth episode if they want to listen to it." If we go on stage again in the next round, will we be saved from relegation? After the third round, let’s think of a way to continue to postpone, so that we can make sure you can make it to the finals!"

That's a good idea!

Too cheap!

How shameless!

Yang An couldn't help laughing, pointed at Li Yue, but couldn't say a word, and finally laughed with the others.

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On Thursday again, Blue Ocean Satellite TV will broadcast the second episode of "Happy Comedians". Who is the first comedian to be eliminated?

There are more and more discussions on this topic on the Internet. Comedy has always been a favorite element of the public. "Happy Comedian" is a variety show that includes the top comedy teams in China. Even those viewers who don't like watching TV very much, Influenced by the friends around me, I turned on the TV that I hadn’t watched for a long time after returning home, and tried to accept it.

"Support Little Northeast's sketches!"

"Love Jin Dabao so much! It's a shame for us Northeast people!"

"I like independent actor Zhou Jinci~~he is China's Jim Carrey~~"

"Support cross talk! Support Lin Yunshe! Support Yang An!"

"Eternal Kungfu team, eternal martial arts unparalleled~"

Fans from all walks of life spontaneously formed cliques on the Internet, solicited votes for their favorite comedy teams, posted posts on the "Happy Comedian" forum to build momentum, and posted top posts on the Haijiao.com forum, Maopao.com and other entertainment websites.

Beijin Quyi School specially prepared a small classroom, using a projector to broadcast programs from Blue Ocean Satellite TV. There were five or six teachers and school leaders sitting in front of it, as well as several middle-aged men in suits, and several An older artist from the Beijin Quyi Association.

"Haozi, who are these people?" Ma Ming just finished debugging the signal, came to the back of the small classroom, and asked the students around him.

The classmate named Haozi said in a low voice: "The ones in suits are from Beijin TV Station, and one is the host of "Quyi Tea Party". You should have heard of it, right?"

Ma Ming scratched his head and said in surprise: ""Quyi Tea Party"? My God, does this show still exist? It has been running for twenty years, right? It's older than me!"

Haozi said: "That's right, this is the oldest comedy variety show on Beijin TV Station. Some of the old entertainers are famous in Beijin's cross talk circle, and some are sketch masters. They are all directors of Beijin Folk Arts Association."

Ma Ming became curious: "The Quyi Association, Beijin TV Station, and our school even got together to watch "Happy Comedian". What are they doing?"

Haozi said in a low voice: "What are you doing? Revise the program! Follow the trend! Aren't domestic TV stations just so promising?"

As the two of them expected, when the show was broadcast, these people watched the show, pointing and talking in low voices.

"Our Beijin TV station also has such a big studio, it can be done with a little renovation."

"Principal Song, is there any room for improvement in this model? For example, six groups of confrontation, audience voting, can we add guest voting?"

"Old Wang, I'll leave it to you to find contestants. As long as you play, those famous masters will definitely reward you for participating."

"Cross talk is of course our Beijin Qingyun club. This is the most traditional Beijin cross talk. In terms of orthodoxy, there is no one better!"

"One cross talk is not enough, it is best to bring in the Li Pai cross talk from Zhongjing, two cross talk shows, one acrobatics, three sketches, this show can be set up!"

The conversations of this group of professionals are all related to the program system. Perhaps they are not interested in seeing the performances of each group of contestants. After all, everyone has watched too much, and they have a lot of laughs.

But Ma Ming and Haozi were sitting in the back, watching the show, they almost burst out laughing, they held back and did not dare to make a sound, they laughed and wiped their tears from behind, they were also heard by the leaders in front, and they turned their heads and glared.

The two slipped away through the back door in embarrassment, and laughed uncontrollably as soon as they went out: "Let's go! Find a place where I can laugh to my heart's content. I want to watch "Happy Comedian"!"

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PS: Continue to ask for free recommendation tickets every day~~

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