Chapter 88: 4 Great Talents Destroy 3 Views

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The show officially started, the audience applauded and cheered, Yang An walked to the side of the stage and sat on the high stool where the host rested.

He also wondered in his heart, these guys, what are they pretending, even he has to hide it, and there must be no interaction in this episode, if the Laughter Brothers add scenes later, he will not be on stage, and he will not be killed on stage!

The stage curtain rose slowly, and cheerful silk and bamboo music sounded. This is a typical comedy soundtrack for costume movies. Yang An seems to have heard it somewhere.

A guy with the appearance of a butler introduced: "Today is Miss Wenfu's relative recruitment meeting. The four great talents in Jiangbei stand out after the audition. Please welcome the four great talents to come out with the warmest applause!"

The more cheerful music accompaniment sounded, I saw Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, and Bai Yutang wearing different colored scribe uniforms, holding a fan in their right hand and a folding stool in their left hand, they came out arrogantly, dancing vigorously, posing in various posture!

"I'm going! These four great talents are destroying people's three views!" Yang An covered his eyes, almost unable to bear to look directly at them!

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded along with the music, watching the three of them play tricks on stage.

Ma Xin was wearing a pink gown that flirted to the bone, with white dots on it, and a pink hat that looked extremely funny. He was dressed like a big milk bottle, and the movement of waving a fan made people want to hit him.

Bai Yutang wore a typical blue-and-black mandarin jacket, which was the same as the school boy's outfit in the movie. He was a little skinny, so he purposely wore his clothes one size bigger, which looked very funny.

And Cai Xiaofei is another extreme, green clothes, green hat! Cuckold! Cuckold! Such an important thing must be said three times, and the clothes that are full of fat are about to burst, and the visual effect is so good that it bursts!

When the music ended, Ma Xin pointed to the right, Cai Xiaofei pointed to the left, Bai Yutang stood in the middle and played a golden rooster independent game, the trio shouted in unison: "We are Jiangbei..."

Ma Xin put away the poss, played a beautiful fan flower, and shouted: "Four!"

On the unfolded fan, there are black characters on a white background, and a big four characters appear.

Bai Yutang spread out his fan: "Big!"

Cai Xiaofei unfolded his fan: "Just!"

The butler was puzzled: "Where is the son?"

The three of them didn't speak, they made the same movement and looked towards the side of the stage together.

Ha ha ha ha!

The audience burst into laughter, it was Yang An again! Here we go again!

Yang An didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and coughed lightly: "We agreed in advance, I won't be on stage today!"

Ma Xin suddenly asked: "Aren't you going to be on stage?"

Yang An nodded: "I really don't want to go on stage, even if I'm killed, I won't go on stage."

Bai Yutang pressed, "Are you sure?"

Yang An nodded: "I'm sure, sure, and definitely, I won't be on stage."

Cai Xiaofei chuckled: "Then don't regret it!"

Before Yang An could react, Cai Xiaofei turned over his folding fan with the word "Cai" written on it, and there were three large characters written on it: "Don't come!"

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience applauded, and the butler laughed loudly: "You won't come! Okay, okay, you have lost another competitor! Three gentlemen, please sit down. Audience friends, folks, and Miss Wenfu, please come on stage!"

An ancient melody sounded, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume stepped out. Yang An had good eyesight, and almost jumped up in shock: "Rong Feifei!"

The camera was already on him, and all the audience saw this scene. They laughed so hard that they couldn't breathe. Who knew Miss Wenfu was actually Rong Feifei who came on stage!

Rong Feifei suppressed her laughter, trying to maintain her gentle and dignified image,

Like a model walking a show, she walked from the backstage to the front, walked around in front of the three great talents, and walked back slowly, without even looking at Yang An who was on the side.

Yang An stood up, not knowing what the hell was going on, he wanted to ask, but he was too embarrassed to ask, everyone saw his tangled movements.

call~~~~~

The audience laughed, booed and booed Yang An, and shouted in unison: "I really don't want to be on stage!"

The three great talents also stood up, rolled up their sleeves, and walked over like Xiao Liumang, pointing with their fans: "What's the matter? Want to go on stage? Talking doesn't count, does it?"

"Who said that I'm sure I won't be on stage?"

"When you see a beautiful woman, you reveal your true nature, don't you?"

"I won't come!"

Yang An had no choice but to raise his hands, bowed down to apologize to the three of them, then returned to his seat, and made a movement of zipping his mouth: "Don't come, don't say anything..."

The audience applauded, and the audience praised Yang An's wit, and continued to watch these three funny things.

Ms. Wen Jia really moved the hearts of every talented person. The three of them just returned to the original place, and after politely dragging out a paragraph of literary talent, they quickly wrestled. Demeanor, amused the audience.

Yang An also couldn't stop laughing. When he saw Rong Feifei sitting on a chair, and another chair was symmetrically placed next to it, he immediately understood that there must be another person with a very contrasting image. The lady is coming.

Sure enough, Miss Wen Fu appeared on the stage carrying two maces, and Yang An recognized her. She was an actress brought by Bai Yutang from the Changbai Mountain Repertory Troupe. Her stage name was Li Ya. She often played female clowns. Five big and three thick, but after makeup, she is still quite scary, and she is also very hard for art.

The rules are simple, the two young ladies invite relatives together, but the eldest must marry first, and then choose one of the remaining two sons to marry the second young lady, namely Rong Feifei.

Li Ya, the worried eldest lady, carried two maces and asked the three brothers one by one. The three of them went from scrambling to answer each other, and became more stupid than anyone else, better at talking nonsense, and better at hiding than anyone else, because No one wants to marry the eldest lady, they all wait for a certain strong man to be chosen by the eldest lady, and the rest will compete for the second lady, and the three of them make a lot of jokes.

The audience saw something wrong halfway through, so Rong Feifei came out and swayed around, without even saying a single line, she was completely a vase!

Sure enough, when the eldest lady was about to lose control of her emotions, the three great talents pointed their finger at Rong Feifei.

Ma Xin pushed Li Ya away: "Miss, let's put your matter aside for now, okay? Your questions are too difficult, we can't answer them all, can you let the second lady come up with a simple question? "

Bai Yutang waved at Li Ya in disdain, and drove her away: "That is, the world-class mathematical problem of how much does one plus one equal? ​​I dare say that none of the 500 people in the audience can answer it!"

Cai Xiaofei pointed to the two maces in Li Ya's hands, and said with a sneering smile, "Miss, I just want to praise this, your massage tools are good."

The audience roared with laughter, the Laughing Brothers are so dirty!

Of course, the ending was that neither of the two girls got married. Li Ya shouted loudly, "I haven't finished the election for this issue, and I will continue to choose the next issue", and the curtain fell.

The first show at the beginning was so lively and festive, and the audience cheered with satisfaction. The signboard of "Happy Comedian" is not just bragging, it can really bring people full of joy!

Yang An stood on the crescent moon stage, watching the actors of Laughter Brothers lined up in a row, and was about to speak.

Suddenly the audience booed again: "Here comes the son!"

"Marry Yang An!"

"Kiss one!"

The audience roared with laughter, and everyone was staring at it. It all depends on how Yang An answered this question!

After all, Rong Feifei is following the idol singer route, and Yang An himself plans to develop into the entertainment industry, so in public, Yang An will not show too close.

The audience in the audience booed, Yang An knew what he was going to do, he didn't hesitate at all, imitating Ma Xin's performance just now, slapped his forehead, and muttered with a sad face: "One plus one equals how many should be a math problem. Literature, I don't know anything about mathematics, so Miss, this question is better to let..."

Li Ya quickly took the words, and rushed over with a gesture: "It doesn't matter if you answer right or wrong, I am willing to marry you!"

Yang An backed away in fright, the audience laughed, and Ma Xin stopped Yang An for fear that he would fall off the stage.

After laughing, Yang An started to help solicit votes. He picked up Ma Xin's pink baby bottle suit, saw the bare legs under the shorts, and sighed: "Look at Ma Xin's outfit, good guy, it's really hard work." Ah! What is love in the world, a coat on the upper body, and thongs on the bottom..."

The audience laughed, and Ma Xin couldn't stop laughing. For the effect of the show, he was indeed performing in shorts and a pink coat. He didn't expect Yang An to say such a thing.

Then introduce Li Ya, one of the few actresses in Laughter Brothers. It is said that in order to make the ugly appearance of the eldest lady on the stage more dazzling, Li Ya painted this makeup like the female version of Li Kui, and her mouth is already big. Lipstick is scarier than Lu Zhishen, no wonder none of the four great talents want her.

Yang An said: "Miss has worked hard, the same parents gave birth to two completely different people, are you sure you are siblings with Miss Er? Miss Er, come here, come and bless the audience!"

oh oh oh~~

Rong Feifei really stood up, timidly facing the camera and blessed her. When she got up, the little girl looked fascinating, and her posture was so charming that even Yang An swallowed her mouth watering, let alone the audience. Those male audiences who are making a fuss are gone.

Even though he wanted to ask her a thousand words in his heart, Yang An could only hold back, not leaving too many opportunities for the audience to boo him, and hurriedly sent the first group of comedians out of the stage.

The second group, the Xiaobei team, had a great time this time. They made a blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean movie and won applause from everyone.

Yang An applauded and sighed inwardly: "Xiao Dongbei has been famous for too long. The high popularity is one thing, the most important thing is that he has rich performance experience, and the creative ability of the team is even more powerful. In addition, another big star Erjin Dabao, this team will surely enter the final and become a strong contender for the championship!"

Yang An wasn't worried about the super strength of the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, because the title of sweeping the Northeast comedy circle was not just blown away.

But for the third group of Zhou Jinci and the fourth group of Kungfu, Yang An is actually very entangled.

Zhou Jinci may have strength, but the twelfth round of the competition is a marathon, a rally, can you alone beat the wisdom of a large group?

The third came on stage, Zhou Jinci's performance made Yang An sweat, because the name of the performance "Dreams Come into Reality" was written on the cue card!

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PS: Please refer to the sketch of the Four Great Talents in Jiangbei, please refer to the Valentine’s Day issue of the second season of Comedians on February 14th. It is a work of the Xiaoshenyang team. Please remember to vote for free recommendation~

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