Chapter 107 Hot-Blooded BGM!
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Today's replacement contestant came from Hong Kong comedian Xu Shiqing, who has appeared in many high-grossing comedy films and won the Bauhinia Award for Best Actor. When Yang An first set up the show, he went to Hong Kong to have morning tea with him.
Xu Shiqing is 50 years old this year, and he is also an old drama player. He was born in Liyuan. He is best at Kung Fu comedies, and he also has superb performances in warm urban comedies.
Yang An walked into Xu Shiqing's room and greeted him in Cantonese. After the two embraced, they switched to Mandarin again to chat.
Yang An asked with a smile: "How is it? Are you still used to the climate of the blue ocean?"
Xu Shiqing nodded: "It's okay, but it's cold."
Xu Shiqing's Mandarin is not quite standard, Yang An has kindly reminded him that he may suffer a disadvantage on stage.
Xu Shiqing asked, "Which one am I going to play today?"
Yang An explained: "The replacement player has preferential treatment, and you are the last one to appear."
A young girl walked in from the door, and noticed that the camera was working, she quickly leaned against the door without saying a word.
Yang An noticed her and asked with a smile, "Is this your assistant?"
Xu Shiqing laughed and waved to the girl: "This is my daughter, Xu Xuan, she will perform with me today. Xuanxuan, come and say hello to Director Yang."
Yang An stood up, shook hands with Xu Xuan very politely, and said in his heart what a coincidence, this beautiful girl's name is only one letter less than a certain actress, but her appearance is seven or eight times similar, and her temperament seems to be even better. No matter how you look at it, she is a beauty.
"Okay, don't bother your father and daughter, Mr. Xu get ready, see you on stage later!"
Yang An said goodbye to the two with a smile, and asked the staff to go to other rooms to record. Today, the order of playing in the third round will touch the ball again, and he himself will return to the lounge of Lin Yun Club.
Xu Xuan looked at Yang An's leaving back. Meimu blinked, and asked in a low voice: "Daddy, Director Yang looks very kind!"
Xu Shiqing laughed: "Of course, he is a very attractive man, do you want to have some contact with him in private?"
With a coquettish sound, Xu Xuan hit her father on the shoulder.
Twenty minutes later, the recording of the third issue of "Happy Comedian" ≥☆≥☆≥☆≥☆, officially started!
The familiar cheerful music played, the lights flickered, and the audience cheered in unison. A dark shadow hidden in the light walked slowly onto the crescent-shaped stage, waving to everyone along the way.
Everyone in the lounge was staring at the TV, and someone noticed that something was wrong, it didn't look like Yang An's figure!
"Who is this?"
"It doesn't look like Yang An?"
"Won't Yang An host the show? Didn't you see him just now?"
Everyone was surprised, when the light came down, it turned out to be Ma Xin!
The audience was also in an uproar, why did they change? what happened?
"Thank you everyone, please sit down! Welcome to Blue Ocean Satellite TV's "Happy Comedian". I'm Ma Xin!"
Ma Xin's host was quite satisfactory. He was wearing a well-fitting evening dress, tie, and holding a reminder card. Looking around at the audience, he suddenly let out a long sigh: "Phew... so standing here and hosting the show, the pressure is so great. I am so nervous at this moment!"
The audience laughed good-naturedly. The applause was a relief for Ma Xin.
Ma Xin finally returned to normal and said: "Everyone may be very strange. Why am I standing here? Where did Yang An go? Just now the program team told me that Yang An was stuck on the road and might not be able to make it. The group had no choice but to let me take a temporary shift to host on his behalf."
ah?
Can't Yang An catch up?
No way, you'll be late for every show?
The audience is full of disappointment, but everyone can't complain, who is not late?
Ma Xin said again: "Today, Lin Yun Club just got the No. 1 lottery. It's bad luck. Yang An didn't come, but Cao Bao from Lin Yun Club has arrived. Next, it will be replaced by Cao Bao and Li Yue's cross talk. Everyone is willing." Do you listen?"
What can I do if I don't want to?
The audience sparsely greeted with a few words,
Ma Xin left the stage with a smile, and the competition began.
In each rest room, everyone stared wide-eyed.
Jin Dabao scratched the back of his head, and asked suspiciously: "What the hell is the program crew doing? Why is Yang An blocked on the road again, and he didn't come here? I only saw him ten minutes ago?"
Northeast couldn't figure it out either: "Is this an excuse to replace the cross talk?"
Zhou Jinci, kungfu, Xu Shiqing, they all said they couldn't understand.
Only the Laughter Brothers knew about it, and they were not surprised to know that this was a deliberately arranged plot by the program group.
The gongs and drums were beating, the curtain was raised, and the three big characters Lin Yunshe appeared in front of everyone. The audience applauded habitually. Since they can't wait for Yang An, let's enjoy Li Yue's cross talk.
They both wore red and festive gowns and bowed together. Cao Bao stood in the teasing position and said with a smile: "First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Cao Bao. Mr. Cao Shulin of Lin Yun Society is my father. Our grandparents will play a part for everyone."
Li Yue scratched the back of his head: "Why did you change it? Isn't it Yang An?"
Cao Baodao: "You don't know yet? Something happened to Yang An! He won the second place in the last issue, and he was swollen! Back at Linyun Club, he was arrogant, conceited, and bullied the teacher. Everyone unanimously decided that the He was expelled from the Lin Yun Society Music and Art Alliance!"
"Fired? Are you kidding me?!"
Li Yue cried out in surprise, Cao Bao's actions were serious, and even the audience was skeptical, and all their hearts were seized.
Cao Baodao: "From now on, I, Cao Bao, will represent Lin Yun Club in the Comedian Competition, and I have an extra title!"
Li Yue was surprised: "What title?"
Cao Bao was full of confidence and announced loudly: "Brother Lin Yun!"
Cao Bao just yelled out the first brother, and the studio hall rang out with explosive music:
"...
All-powerful, I will break through at will and everyone looks up to me!
All-powerful, I never need to look back!
Earth-shattering I decide I write my own laws!
This ferocious wolf with twinkling eyes!
..."
I saw Yang An, the most popular among all the contestants in "Happy Comedian", came out from the backstage wearing a coat and holding a microphone stand, with a cold, aggressive and domineering expression on his face!
Cool!
blood!
Deflagration!
This song has the feel of a Hong Kong underworld movie, just like Gu Huozi is invincible. This is definitely the bgm that exploded when the protagonist appeared on the stage!
Obviously, this is also a bloody war song produced and sung by Yang An!
Although it was in Cantonese, the audience had never heard it, but they seemed to have been roasted by high temperature, and the blood in their bodies boiled instantly, and their whole bodies became excited!
oh oh...
The audience screamed, most of them stood up, applause and cheers resounded throughout the studio!
Who Yang An was stuck in the road and couldn't make it?
What's the taste of listening to cross talk but not Yang An's?
No matter how handsome you Cao Bao is, no matter how famous Lin Yunshe is. Without Yang An teasing here, it wouldn't be that taste!
The five hundred audience present, as long as they like to listen to cross talk, they all come for Yang An, no one else!
Aww!
The male audience waved their fists, feeling excited!
This shit is going to startle the world and fight the rhythm!
Look at the expression on Yang An's face at this time, does it look like the fierce wolf with flashing eyes as sung in the lyrics!
Ahhh!
The female audience screamed. Just now when they learned that Yang An couldn't come, they were extremely disappointed. Now that they saw Yang An on stage, their loss instantly turned into great joy. How can I keep them from screaming crazily and venting their inner excitement?
As the music faded, Cao Bao and Li Yue were happily chatting, and Yang An pushed hard. Cao Bao staggered and almost fell.
The audience screamed together, and many people held up the colored light prompt board and waved it. It said "Yang An, I love you", love icons can be seen everywhere, and the audience's popularity exploded quickly!
In each waiting room, the other contestants were all embarrassed and speechless.
Bastard, if it's a fight for popularity, who of them can beat Yang An...
After a while of applause, Yang An began to choke with Cao Bao: "Where are you the first brother? Who are you talking to? What's wrong with me pushing you? Do you want to be beaten? I am Lin Yun's first brother! I am popular! ! Isn't it, audience?"
"yes!"
Hundreds of people shouted, this momentum is big enough!
Cao Bao didn't dare to fight, and he was reluctant to step off the stage. He held up his microphone stand and stood on the other side of the table. This cowardly appearance made the audience laugh out loud, thinking that they would really fight on stage. !
However, Yang An seemed to be rushing over, his face was covered with sweat, his hair was messy, many places were covered with plaster, and his clothes were not buttoned properly. It seemed that he came to the stage in a hurry. He buttoned up, scratched his hair casually, and couldn't wipe off the smudges on his face, so he just ignored it.
Cao Bao was not convinced, and after a few arguments, Li Yue acted as a middleman and let the two fight for Lin Yun's first brother.
Of course Yang An is not afraid: "Is there still a need to fight? Come on, who is afraid of whom! That child, sit down for me!"
There was a burst of laughter, and the mother and son sitting in the first row under the stage were named by Yang An. Yang An pointed at the child and began to teach him a lesson. That proud and insolent look was so inflated that he was going to go to heaven, and he really dealt with Cao Bao before. Yep, took second place, bloated, megalomaniac!
Cao Bao complained: "Hey you, what are you doing with a child?"
Yang An glanced at him: "Everyone knows, I can't stop me anymore, I'm bloated, I'm arrogant!"
Only then did the audience realize that this is a common method used in cross talk, and it is a comment made before Cao Bao satirizes him!
But just after the audience booed, Yang An didn't know which muscle was wrong. After bullying the child, he bullied the child's mother: "Is that your mother? Your mother looks okay..."
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience burst into laughter, Yang An, you are shameless, in front of 500 people, you bully your children and molest your mother, you are so arrogant, you are so inflated to the extreme!
This pair of mother and son is really laughing, the child is about ten years old, quite sensible and handsome, the camera shows the mother and child a close-up shot, the child is silly and happy, and the mother covers her mouth and smiles.
Cao Bao and Li Yue hurriedly stopped Yang An, but they didn't know where the cramps were. Cao Bao pulled Li Yue, and said a divine word: "This kid looks quite like Yang An..."
Cough cough cough cough...
The audience burst into laughter! Deal 10,000 critical damage to Yang An! (To be continued.)
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