Chapter 90 Killing You, You Son of a Bitch~

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In the last round, he was ranked fifth, only one vote away from sixth, so it's no wonder Yang An wasn't nervous.

After sending off the Kungfu team, Yang An introduced: "Everyone knows who the next group of contestants are, right? It's a cross talk show where everyone loves each other, flowers bloom, and cars blow tires!"

call~~~

The audience burst into laughter, calling Yang An shameless.

Yang An was serious, and said with a serious face: "I only got fifth in the last issue. After going back, I learned from the pain. I can't let everyone love me! So I went back to the furnace and learned a few tricks from my master. So please support me later. Next, let me come on stage with applause!"

How can there be applause, please come on stage by yourself?

The audience laughed, booed Yang An, and waited for him to go backstage to change clothes. Everyone started talking when they were bored.

"Guess what tricks Yang An learned?"

"Who knows, can there be any new tricks for cross talk? It's not just those."

"I don't care. Last round I had no conscience to vote for Brother Yang. This round I must vote for him. He's already fifth. It's too dangerous. He must not be eliminated!"

"That's right, with Brother Yang's usual pissing behavior, his shows will only be good-looking, never boring, so I must vote for him and let him stay!"

The stage lights dimmed and the audience gradually fell silent.

The backstage actors quickly got ready, with the sound of gongs and drums, the curtain slowly rose, and the words Lin Yunshe appeared in front of the audience, and Yang An and Li Yue in coats came out hand in hand.

oh~~

The audience cheered and stood up to applaud Yang An and Li Yue. The atmosphere was extremely warm.

Everyone in the entertainer's lounge looked at each other, envious but helpless.

Xiao Dongbei sighed: "Yang An's popularity is too high..."

Jin Dabao also sighed again and again: "He is handsome, eloquent, and cross talk is good, how can he not be popular?"

After the two people bowed on the stage, Yang An smiled and waved: "Thank you, thank you for your warm applause. I love you, and you can love me too, but fellow men, please shut up."

"I love you!"

"I love you!"

Surprisingly, most of the shouts came from the male audience. Yang An's smile slowly froze on the stage, and the audience all burst into laughter.

Yang An was depressed, pointing to the front and asked: "What's the matter with the director team? There are 500 people in the audience, why are you all looking for male audiences? What about female audiences? Why can't I hear the voices of female fans?"

"Here! Look this way!"

"I love you!"

"Brother Yang, you are so handsome!"

This time it's the turn of the female fans to perform. On the one hand, this group of girls wanted to make fun of, but on the other hand, they didn't want to see Yang An being made things difficult. When they heard that Yang An was in trouble and asked for help, they had to try their best to express themselves. They all screamed. One is louder than the other!

Yang An held his belly in both hands, and laughed: "I just said why no female audience loves me, ahahaha..."

This laughter is about to break the sound, hermaphrodite! The audience couldn't take it anymore and laughed along with them.

Ouch!

A big girl sent flowers!

The audience came from the family area, and only the family area is spacious, and the family members can bring flowers in. Ordinary audiences cannot bring these.

"Hey, I also sent flowers, it's the first time I received flowers from a female fan, thank you..."

Yang Anle stepped forward to pick it up, but before she finished saying thank you, she saw the girl turn around, walk over to Li Yue, called Teacher Li, and handed over the bouquet of flowers!

Pfft ha ha ha... The audience burst out laughing,

Patting his legs, pointing at Yang An with an embarrassing face, his face turned red from laughing.

I saw Yang An bent over halfway, he didn't know where to put his outstretched hand, and the smile on his face was frozen, not to mention how embarrassing his expression was, he couldn't get angry, he couldn't get mad, he had to keep a smiling face, and in the end he could only stare at him in embarrassment. The girl handed the flowers to Li Yue.

Li Yue is also a wonderful person. After receiving the bouquet, he did not forget to say: "Hey, Teacher Yang, why are you bending over?"

Yang An straightened his body, returned to his seat, and said with a depressed face: "The audience didn't cooperate with me at the beginning, and the female fans didn't give me flowers, and some audience scolded me online, what the hell are you talking about? Hurry up! Step down, there are seniors in the cross talk world who criticize me for not being qualified, you all bully me together, don’t you? Isn’t it because I didn’t perform well in the last episode? As for bullying me, a primary school student in the cross talk world..."

At the end of these words, they were all crying, and they even pretended to raise their hands to wipe away their tears!

The audience laughed and booed at the same time, no one believed that Yang An would be so weak.

Li Yue didn't have much to say, so he pulled Yang An's arm: "Hey, hey, don't be so wronged, what you said in the last game was indeed a bit bad..."

Yang An suddenly changed his face, raised his head and shouted confidently: "It doesn't matter, failure is success damn it. Last time I was fifth, I learned from the pain. I went back to learn a few tricks from my master. This time, I will show you a cross talk." How do elementary school students in the world come up with good cross talk!"

good!

The audience applauded and applauded like chicken blood.

Li Yue became curious: "What tricks did you learn?"

Yang Andao: "I was half-dumb in the last session, which means I can't do two subjects. I learned a few tricks after I went back, and now I'm half-dumb!"

The audience laughed, Yang An's self-created half-mute was absurd enough, but now he has turned into a half-mute, he is too good at talking!

Li Yue was angry and funny: "You mean, you have made a little progress in talking about learning to sing?"

Yang An said to himself: "That's right! Talking about learning to sing, I made up a homework, learn!"

Li Yue asked: "What did you learn from you?"

Yang An said: "Dialects from all over the world!"

Li Yue nodded: "Come on, come on, why don't everyone test you to see how you're doing?"

Yang An waved his hand and said to the audience, "No problem! Please give me the name of the place, and I will immediately greet you in the local dialect without ambiguity!"

The audience in the audience was overjoyed, shouting one by one.

This is Yang An's real ability. When he was a host before, he concentrated on learning it. He knows a little bit of dialects in major cities all over the country. The audience can't help him. Come.

"Zimbabwe!" An audience member shouted, and Yang An's smile froze.

Is this a place name? Ah yes, yes, but he can't answer, he can't speak the Zimbabwean dialect!

The others became happy and made a fuss: "Morocco!"

"Congo!"

"Ethiopia!"

Yang An hurriedly stopped them: "It's the first time I heard that China's territory has extended to Africa! You can only ask the domestic dialect, there is nothing like Congo and Libya..."

"Netherlands!"

Another buddy shouted.

Yang An pointed in that buddy's direction: "Brother, go out, even in Europe!"

The audience roared with laughter, Li Yue hurriedly stopped Yang An: "Why are you chasing the audience? They are talking about Henan, can you speak Henan dialect?"

Yang An was reminded, he laughed awkwardly, and ate his hands: "Oh, I was wrong, that big brother, come back!"

This string of Henan dialect made everyone laugh again, and the male audience was not annoyed, knowing that Yang An was joking, he took the lead in applauding his Henan dialect.

Li Yue said: "Hey, what you said in Henan is still the same thing?"

Yang An said: "Of course! In order to learn the essence of Yu language well, my master gave me emergency training for two days. On the last day, I flew to Henan to experience the atmosphere of Yu language firsthand. I went to one of the busiest movie theaters and bought tickets. Enter the venue, good guy, the entire cinema is showing dialect films, the first hall is showing small domestic movies, and the second hall is showing Hollywood blockbusters, all of which are in Yu language, very good-looking, and the folks are very happy to watch..."

Li Yue quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute, Hollywood blockbusters are also Yuyu?"

Yang An nodded: "Yes!"

Li Yue couldn't believe it: "Hollywood blockbusters, made by a group of foreigners, speak Henan dialect?"

Yang An nodded: "Yeah! All the imported blockbusters have been translated into Yu language, without exception, they are very nice!"

Li Yue scratched his head: "Hollywood blockbusters, can any film be translated? Then let me ask you, the American blockbuster "The Expendables 6" is also dubbed in Yu language?"

Yang An nodded, imitating his movements: "Of course! Stallone holds a gun and kills you, you son of a bitch~~~"

puff!

The audience roared with laughter, applause and cheers continued, and the audience erupted into the first wave of high court. This Yang An version of Stallone, who speaks Henan dialect, is really too dirty!

Yang An continued, giving a thumbs up and boasting: "Arnold Schwarzenegger, tough guy, right? Oh mother, it hurts so much~~"

Hang, hang, hang...

The audience, who were still laughing so hard, were about to shed tears. Yang An, this guy, screams for pain, and you are still touching yourself like a bitch. Is this a tough guy?

Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Can you learn something good?

Li Yue also burst out laughing: "Well, your Yuyu language has changed a tough guy into a soft one!"

destroyed!

A good movie was instantly ruined by Yang An!

The audience's facial muscles ached from laughing. If anyone sees a movie starring Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger in the future, or mentions the three words Expendables, the first thing that comes to mind is probably Holding the gun, Yang An shouted loudly, "Kill you son of a bitch~"!

Everyone in the lounge was also laughing. Although there are mostly actors from the Northeast, there are also many actors from the Central Plains, and some of them can speak a few words of Henan dialect.

No one thought that a Henan dialect could be so funny, and Xiao Dongbei praised it unceasingly: "Cross talk talk, learn to sing and sing four homework, I only know that this 'learning' includes various dialects, it seems that cross talk actors need to understand things There are quite a lot!"

Ma Xin explained: "In the old society, in order to make a living, cross talk actors went to various places to perform. In order to be down-to-earth and attract local audiences, speaking the local dialect was a basic homework that must be learned! Brother Yang has put in some real effort. "

Cai Xiaofei laughed and wiped away tears: "For the first time... I thought Henan dialect was so funny... We have a colleague from Henan Province in our station, and I didn't think he was so funny..."

Jin Dabao couldn't close his mouth with a smile, clapped his hands and said, "It's the same as a chef. The same ingredients are handed over to different people, and the feeling is completely different!"

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PS: "Henan Style", and you have to watch the small theater version, the 47-minute version, you can find it on a cool search. The comedian's competition version was changed from this small theater version, which lost a lot of baggage and cut a lot of content. Well, continue to ask for a recommendation ticket. The Qidian Fan Festival and other ghosts are all texts added by Qidian itself, and I can't delete them.

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