Chapter 86 Don't Offend Women!

Yao Ning pursed his lips and smiled: "Have all the contestants rushed over for the rehearsal today?"

Yang An raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Kungfu and the others arrived in the early morning, and the people from the Northeast should have arrived by now. Our reception work is doing well, there is no problem."

Yao Ning said: "How is your program preparation? You won't be eliminated in this round, right?"

Yang An laughed: "How can I say that accurately? In the first episode, I was too stealthy, and I didn't know how to scold me online. In the second episode, I decided to be the host honestly and talk about cross talk seriously. Solicit votes with real skills. But if the audience doesn’t buy it, I’m eliminated, so I’m still going to admit it!”

Yao Ning said: "I hope you will stay on stage. You know, we control a part of the votes. If your votes are not high, I can..."

Yang An stopped her: "Stop, Sister Ning, if it's really necessary to use this trick, it means that the audience really doesn't like me, I'm not strong enough, and I should step down and give way. You and I know it well. Counterfeit tickets are risky. Can you 100% guarantee that the ticket will not be leaked? If it is leaked, will our comedian program group bear this infamy? So I don’t want to take this risk! What’s more, you guys The internal voices in the station are not harmonious, isn’t there some leader who wants to beat me? Why should I expose my flaws and give others a handle?”

Yao Ning was rejected mercilessly, looking a bit embarrassed on the face, and said after a long time: "Okay, I'll see it later. There is one more question, are you sure about the candidate for the third round of comedy?"

Yang An put down his chopsticks, and he sensed that something was wrong today: "Sister Ning, the ratings of the first broadcast was 1.8%, and it may break 2% at any time. This is a rare gold-medal variety show. Does anyone dare to put pressure on you? ? Who is it, just tell me.”

Yao Ning couldn't take it anymore, and sighed: "I know, it's your producer's freedom to choose who to fill the seat, and our TV station really shouldn't interfere. But you know, the peach in "Happy Comedian" is too sweet and tempting , Some people are used to meddling, this deep-rooted bad habit, they can’t change it for a while. So, Taili gave me a list of recommendations, I hope you can consider it.”

"Hahaha! Beautiful women are good-looking, so criminals can't control them and lead to crimes. Can this be blamed on beautiful women? There is no reason for this in the whole world!"

After Yang An laughed, he said seriously: "No one can interfere with my show! It's my right to ask someone to fill in the seat. I don't even need to look at this recommendation list. It must be a related party who said hello. Sister Ning , if you just want to talk about this today, it will be really boring, can you still let me have a happy meal?"

The atmosphere became awkward, and Yao Ning said softly, "Yang An, don't refuse so quickly, and don't think that Sister Ning won't help you. My first reaction after getting this recommendation list was to be angry, and I wanted to throw it in Trash can, but I thought about it carefully, and I have a good idea, so that you can do what you want without offending others, and you can choose whoever you want."

Yang An asked: "What idea?"

Yao Ning smiled: "I agree to let them join the big list, but let them wait endlessly. If anyone is impatient, let them fight and fight first. Play tricks and scheming, you have to play Be more ruthless, if you don't want to do this, you can leave this kind of dirty work of intrigue to me, and I will help you deal with them."

Yang An rubbed his chin, thought for a long time, and nodded slowly: "Well, you can try this trick. You give me the list, and I will be on guard against the teams on the list. Hehe, want to be on my show? When the time comes It depends on which of you has the loudest voice! I’m short of a few thugs with loud voices to help me maintain my dignity!”

Yao Ning's eyes were narrowed into a smile, and he tapped him affectionately with the tip of his chopsticks: "You are not stupid! There is no permanent enemy in this world, and sometimes there will be traitors in the enemy's camp.

You just need to give some sweetness, and you can easily turn them back! "

Both of them laughed, raised their drinks and drank a glass.

No one expected that the traitor came so quickly, as if he had started a wind walk. As soon as Yang An returned with the recommendation list from the station, Song Xiaomei came with her work mobile phone.

Song Xiaomei handed over a list with the name and telephone number of the unit densely written on it: "Brother Yang, nine groups of people called me this morning, all of them were beating around the bush to inquire about news, and they were just signing up for a seat. In the morning you I didn't dare to bother you when I was talking to you, take a look."

Yang An simply took her back to the room, and put the list in front of Li Yue: "Mr. Li, please help introduce these people."

Li Yue is a member of the circle, and explained one by one along the list: "At 8:34, Wang Shun from the Lingnan Opera Troupe, they are a branch of the Southern School of cross talk, but the situation of the Southern School has been worse in recent years. It's not easy, generally speaking, in the cross talk world, their status is first-rate, and their strength is second-rate."

Song Xiaomei asked curiously: "Cross talk is also divided into north and south?"

Yang An nodded and explained: "Of course, the rhythm of the northern school is a little slower, and the work is longer, and the baggage has to be crushed before shaking out. The cross talk rhythm of the southern school is fast, and the actors can speak and sing well. Pie mainly has a different point of laughter”

Li Yue sighed: "It's a pity that the market determines everything. After all, the Southern School has a slightly weaker mass base and fewer audiences, so their life is even more difficult. The second place, call at 8:50, Dongshan Changling Acrobatic Troupe, yo, This unit is a bit interesting, they are famous for their comedy and acrobatic performances, and they seem to have won a national opera award. This is a first-class team, haven't you invited them?"

Yang An said: "No, acrobatics are not within the scope of my consideration for the time being."

After introducing them one by one, Yang An had a clear idea.

These nine phone calls are all units in the folk arts industry, and they are more or less related to comedy, and they all voluntarily signed up to fill the seat.

Among them, there are four cross talk teams, all of which are of high status in the rivers and lakes. There are groups in the north and south of the country. They are some teams that have had glory in the past, but are now struggling. People of the big genre.

The phone rang again, Song Xiaomei went out to answer it, Yang An and Li Yue continued to ponder.

Yang Andao: "It's normal that the three sects of the Northern School don't contact me. It's not uncommon for a big shot."

Li Yuedao: "Except for the three of them, all the well-known and surnamed cross talk colleagues in the country have basically given in and are willing to line up!"

Yang An shook his head: "Be soft? I don't think things are that simple! Let's talk about Wang Shun from the Lingnan Opera Troupe. I invited him at the beginning, but they refused firmly, saying that they didn't have time to run around in Lanhai Lingnan every week and perform on their own. I'm too busy, I don't have a schedule or something. Why do I suddenly have a schedule now? I have time? I am willing to fly around every week? And think about it, it is unknown when the replacement player will be able to take the stage, maybe three It won't be your turn at the end of the month, you wasted three months in vain, and you still can't do anything, how many people can accept this condition? The attitude changes too fast before and after, and there must be a demon if things go wrong!"

Li Yue was a little unsure: "Are you worried that they will show courtesy first and then fight? First show yourself to be soft, and wait to see your reaction?"

Yang An sighed: "I don't know, if only I were the roundworm in their stomachs. Okay, okay, don't think about it so much, let's talk about words again, we have a competition tomorrow night, I'm so worried, I don't care Hanging..."

In fact, Yang An still pretended to say something in his heart. The recommendation list given by Yao Ning was repeated in the nine phone calls. This Lingnan Opera Troupe was one of them. Come here.

Emotionally speaking, Yang An is willing to give the declining cross talk team more opportunities to show their faces, but there are too many monks, and there are only six pits on the stage. He has occupied the position of cross talk, and he can't accommodate other colleagues. It is impossible for him to withdraw another one. It's impossible to replace the skit with cross talk, he can't make fun of the ratings.

But in case he is really kicked out of the stage by the audience, the Lingnan Quyi Troupe is not his best candidate. The one he wants to invite most is one of the three schools of northern cross talk. It is still the same sentence, the market decides, and the reputation decides , It is the same reason for fans to choose to watch the World Cup final or the national football qualifying match. He can't make fun of the ratings.

Song Xiaomei came in, and said mysteriously: "Brother Yang, Qiu Jiatang called, and they are also inquiring about filling seats!"

Yang An's eyes lit up: "Qiu Jiatang, one of the three northern cross talk schools?"

Li Yue was also surprised: "Is it the call from the class leader Qiu Jiuling?"

Song Xiaomei shook her head: "It's a call from the Outreach Department of Qiujiatang Performing Arts Company. The official version wants us to send them a copy of the show's performance schedule. They'll see if they can adjust the schedule of the actors. If they can arrange it, then Sign us up."

Yang An asked: "They didn't say who they plan to send? Did the two teachers, Qiu Jiuling and Yu Shihong, come in person?"

Song Xiaomei said: "They didn't say, oops, they sounded businesslike, as if it didn't matter. It was the feeling that we could cooperate if we could, and forget it if we couldn't."

Li Yue chuckled: "Oh, this wrist is big!"

Yang An smiled: "They are a hundred-year-old sect. I used to invite them first. Famous people have this problem, and they have a big spectrum. They won't make a move easily. They have many demands. We can understand. Okay, Xiaomei, I will leave this matter to you, in short, I will not promise or refuse, let them wait in line, as for whether I can go, I will wait until I am eliminated!"

Song Xiaomei was amused: "If the other two factions also contact me, will I do the same? Isn't it true that the Chinese comedy circle is basically under my control?"

Yang An laughed loudly: "Look at you, it feels good to have the power to control other people's life and death, doesn't it?"

Song Xiaomei pouted: "Who told them to ignore people in the first place? Please don't come here, please ignore that one, and hang up on me! You don't know, there are several units on the list today. A month ago I called to invite them, but they said coldly, no interest, no time, no participation, and hung up the phone. I was so angry that I didn’t eat for three days, and I lost two pounds! As a result, today they took the initiative to call, The enthusiasm in your mouth is about to turn into flattery, if it weren't for the fear of delaying things, I would have thrown their phone and scolded them severely, your aunt, did you think you would have today?"

Yang An and Li Yue laughed together, and Yang An almost laughed out loud: "Look, it's too much to piss off our Xiaomei! Countless facts prove that you can't offend women even if you offend anyone!"

Li Yue also joked: "This is really driving people into a hurry, Xiaomei swears! In the end, it fell into your hands, ouch, I feel anxious for these people!"

Song Xiaomei stuck out her tongue, smiled embarrassedly, then walked out holding the list with her head held high, proudly replying to these units!

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PS: I can’t stop recommending tickets~ I have saved 4 chapters in the past few days, and I feel cute~

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