Chapter 64 Live Broadcast in the Bedroom?

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Seeing the expressions of the two of them, Yang An knew something was wrong.

Sure enough, Cao Shulin said: "I have been in the folk art conference for six years on Red Maple TV. Let's not talk about other genres, just talk about cross talk, and I have a deep understanding. Our cross talk has been performed on the streets or in teahouses since ancient times, and now it is popular. Moving to the theater, the audience is less than two or three hundred people, just like our Lin Yun Club, and the number is no more than ten thousand, such as the Meiyuan Theater on the street in front, so there is an advantage in saying this, that is fine grinding!"

Yang An nodded, he understood the meaning.

Good cross talk works are all carefully polished. Today’s performance feels that there is something lacking, which burden has not been heard, and it will be changed later. The next audience will change to another audience. They are completely unaware of what happened in the previous performance, and they still join us enthusiastically. , The cross talk actors can continue to change, each scene is meticulously crafted and honed, and the final work is definitely a good work!

Cao Shulin hesitated and said: "But once the cross talk is on TV, it means the end of the life of this work, because everyone has heard it. If the audience watches TV, and then buys a ticket to enter my Lin Yun Club, it will be old. Guaranteed boos everywhere. I organized the Quyi Conference for six years, and I talked about six different cross talks, which is equivalent to creating a new work every year. This speed is acceptable. But if it is the kind of competition system you mentioned... "

Hou Jian echoed: "It's hard! You have to record a program once a week, you have to make up a new cross talk, and if you don't do well in two weeks, you will be eliminated. This is a lot of pressure for us cross talk actors! You can't get It is really convenient to change the burdens we talked about in the small theater, but if you change one on TV, it is equivalent to destroying a burden performed in a small theater, and using a string of burdens on TV is equivalent to destroying a small theater One program in the theater! To be realistic, we still expect to make ends meet in a small theater. The audience buys tickets to enter the theater, they are our parents, but the TV audience didn’t give us a penny!"

Yang An originally wanted to say that he could pay the notification fee, but after thinking about it, how much is the notification fee, thousands, tens of thousands? Ruin a cross talk, is it so cheap?

Yang An was speechless, talking about cross talk on TV, he really looked quite tall, wow! Hundreds of millions of viewers have heard the cross talk you talked about, how powerful it is, you are a star, you are a celebrity!

But the reality is so cruel. In the face of survival, art, dignity, and morality all have to be ranked behind. Any cross talk master can't stand such a waste. It will be over as soon as it is broadcast on TV. Small theater Once the classic jokes in the movie are disclosed to the Internet by netizens, the attraction will be greatly reduced for the audience who bought tickets to enter the venue, which means that the income of the performers will decrease!

Yang An nodded: "Teachers, I know this is too much for the art of cross talk, but you both agreed with me before that cross talk must keep pace with the times, weed out the old and bring forth the new, and speed up the creation. From more than a hundred years ago Up to now, traditional cross talk has accumulated more than a thousand episodes, right? But at least half of them are outdated now, right? Besides, my show only lasts for four months, so it’s 15 at most. left and right shows..."

Several people booed, disapproving.

Cao Xiaobao interrupted and said: "Brother Yang, my dad changes new books in the small theater, at most thirty or so a year, if you want fifteen, it's too much, my dad is old, really Can't do it!"

Cao Shulin didn't blame his child for talking nonsense. He didn't expect that Cao Xiaobao's words would be shocking and endless: "Although my father is not good, but Brother Yang, what do you think of me? I am willing to challenge myself and try new things... "

Hou Jian laughed and scolded: "Pull you down! Guankou, who recited the name of the dish, still says it's not easy. You still want to go on TV and talk about cross talk?"

Cao Xiaobao rubbed the back of his head and laughed,

Yang An was also happy: "Xiaobao, don't make trouble, learn from your master first, and I will find you after you leave the teacher."

No matter what Yang An persuaded, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian did not want to participate.

Yang An can understand, firstly, they are old, and secondly, the two are not well-known in the cross talk circle, and they are afraid that the first one will be eliminated and embarrass the cross talk circle, and thirdly, they are really afraid of this kind of practice. The art is going downhill, and the two of them may be the last generation of sticklers. If cross talk is ruined in their hands because of this, it will be a shame to the ancestors, and they will not rest in peace when they die!

Yang An asked: "Zhongjing, how is the situation in Beijin? Can you help introduce some cross talk masters? I have to visit each family and invite you sincerely, right? Even if I die, I still want to know how."

Cao Shulin shook his head: "I can introduce you, Wang Pai, Li Pai, I am familiar with them. Lao Hou can also help introduce some brothers of Hou Pai, but you'd better be mentally prepared, this business is difficult to play !"

Hou Jiandao: "Zhongjing and Beijin are indeed the birthplaces of cross talk, but the competition there is more intense. The industry is in a downturn, and some unscrupulous colleagues often go after others. Alas, it's a mess..."

Yang An also felt that it was serious. To get to the bottom of it was to dismantle the jokes in advance. It was like revealing the secret of magic. Liu Qian performed one on TV, and within ten minutes his colleagues revealed one on the Internet. Even if Liu Qian was a god, he couldn't afford it Toss it!

It's too wicked for colleagues to dig into other people's bottoms!

This meal was Baiwei Chenji. Yang An was not reconciled. When he was about to finish eating, he said: "Mr. Cao, I still don't want to give up. In this way, I invite you to be a guest judge. As for the cross talk contestants, others don't know." Go, I'll go!"

Slap!

Someone dropped chopsticks on the table, and the four of them looked at Yang An in surprise.

"Yang An, you go up and talk about cross talk?"

"Brother Yang, you are so handsome, how dare you speak!"

"Xiao Yang, are you joking?"

Faced with doubts from everyone, Yang An said: "I am not a professional cross talk actor, and I have not been trained in your industry. I don't know the rules, habits, regular practice of Guankou, and the must-sing Taiping lyrics. But I I am a producer of comedy shows, and I know what young people like to listen to and watch, so I want to talk about the new cross talk, which may be different from the traditional cross talk.”

Cao Shulin frowned: "But you are a layman, talking about cross talk..."

spoil? tarnish? child's play?

It's not convenient to say these words, but that's what they mean.

Cao Shulin's thoughts are quite normal. If you encounter people who are not in your industry pointing fingers at what you are best at, I am afraid that everyone will scoff at them and secretly give a hammer.

Yang An stood up: "Why don't I come now? Xiaobao, will you laugh?"

Cao Xiaobao was inexplicably surprised: "Yes! As the saying goes, three points for funny, seven points for praise, I also know the basic skills of flattery, my master is a professional flatterer!"

Seeing that Yang An was serious, Cao Shulin raised his hand to stop Cao Xiaobao, who was eager to try: "Old Hou, come and support Xiao Yang, Xiaobao, follow your master."

Hou Jian nodded: "Okay, I'll hold it! Xiao Yang, do you want to prepare?"

Yang An walked aside: "No, you can start now."

Hou Jian smiled: "Hey, come prepared!"

Yang An said: "That is, what should we talk about? Let's talk about Teacher Cao. Do you agree with Teacher Cao?"

Cao Shulin laughed: "Yes!"

Yang An said: "Okay! Teacher Hou, I met Teacher Cao a few days ago and drank with him. Teacher Cao drank too much and insisted on forcing me to drive him home, and even dragged me into his house. Teacher Cao Don't you know this person?"

Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "Mr. Cao is very hospitable!"

Yang An said: "Well, you're being polite."

Pfft... Rong Feifei couldn't help laughing, and Cao Xiaobao laughed too. His father was sitting next to him. Yang An was so brave enough to hurt him in front of him like this!

Yang An continued: "Actually, he just wants to show off the house he just bought, Xiao Yang, this, um, this refrigerator..."

Yang An rolled his big tongue, shook his head, his eyes were bleary, and he looked like he had drunk too much.

Cao Shulin was secretly startled, Yang An's performance was still the same, better than some professional comedians.

Hou Jian's heart is also bright. What Yang An said is a classic old joke. He felt very comfortable with the rhythm given by Yang An, and continued: "Refrigerator? Refrigerators also need to show off?"

Yang An said: "That's right! Also, look, the color TV... This is our living room... Let's go, I'll show you to our bedroom..."

Hou Jian let out a wow, his voice was very low, with an expression of disbelief on his face, he exclaimed, "Bedroom?"

Yang An said: "I think so too, the bedroom is such a private place, why did you let me in?"

Hou Jian said, "That's right!"

Yang An said: "I changed my mind, oh, that's fine, Mr. Cao drank too much, I will help him to the bed, and I will leave when he falls asleep."

Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "Very good!"

Yang An said: "Into the bedroom, Xiao Yang, look at this...the computer, and the camera, do you see it? The camera I use for live broadcasting..."

Hou Jian took a step back in fright and sighed, "Doing live broadcast in the bedroom?"

Yang An said again: "The woman on the bed, my wife..."

Hou Jian was a little anxious: "Is this also an introduction?"

Yang An said: "This man is me..."

Ha ha ha ha!

Cao Xiaobao clapped his hands and laughed, halfway through he realized something was wrong, he was talking about his father!

Rong Feifei covered her mouth and laughed almost from the beginning to the end. Yang An acted like a drunk teacher Cao, her expression was too similar, her posture, movement, tone of voice, every movement was funny.

The expression on Hou Jian's face seemed to be dumbfounded: "There is so much information..."

Yang An returned to normal: "It's true, but then that person beat us up, it turned out that Teacher Cao drank too much, and it wasn't their house that left..."

Ha ha ha ha!

Cao Xiaobao applauded desperately, even Cao Shulin was smiling and nodding constantly.

Yang An repeatedly apologized to Cao Shulin: "Mr. Cao, please don't mind!"

Cao Shulin pulled Yang An to sit down, and said with a smile: "Of course I don't mind. When we comedians come on stage, it's all nonsense. We just open our mouths. Many times, Lao Hou is worse than this! It's okay, Xiao Yang, what you said That’s right, facial expressions can be scored 8 points, language can be scored 7 points, and creativity can be scored 9 points. If you play a traditional old joke that loves to show off, you can play new tricks, and the younger generation will be formidable!”

Hou Jian was also full of praise: "Old Cao, I didn't know it at all. What Xiao Yang gave me the strongest feeling is that his rhythm control is so good! Every time he shakes out a burden, I immediately know how to praise him." , how to pick it up, it's very comfortable. Xiaobao, have you gained anything?"

Cao Xiaobao happily said: "Yes! Master, I think, if some traditional jokes are changed into new forms, then there will be no worries about having nothing to say. Let's play "Happy Comedian"!"

Cao Shulin said: "You only want to be on the show, kid, things are not that simple. But Xiao Yang, I think it's okay for you to go on stage and talk about cross talk. You are a monk halfway through. If you make an agreement, it's up to you. If you can't say it, You still have the host status, so you are not afraid of shame."

Yang An said: "But I'm alone, and I still need a good partner! Mr. Cao, I have an idea. I want to worship you as my teacher, and then I will compete as an actor of Lin Yun Club. Finally, I will invite you to be a guest. Me and How about you promoting cross talk together?"

Cao Shulin laughed: "I just need to lend you Lao Hou to cheer you up, right? Xiao Yang, you have a good idea!"

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