Chapter 783 Even a Tornado Can't Blow Away the Nasty Things You Did

In response to the strong request of the audience, Ye Fei decided to draw the second lucky guest, but after the draw, everyone collapsed, even Ye Fei himself fainted.

Yimihua also had a look of disbelief, and asked Ye Fei if it counted.

What can Ye Fei say?

Unless the lottery draw was hacked again this time, if it was drawn in front of so many people, can I say it doesn't count?

"Forget it!" Ye Fei said depressedly.

"But...Yesen, he occupies two places by himself."

"If you occupy two places, you will occupy two places. The lottery draw is random. It can only be said that the bastard Wetman is very lucky."

That's right, the second lucky guest smoked a wet one, so fuck you?

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned. No one expected that this kind of situation would happen again in today's lottery draw. Yes, it happened once before, but that time was absolutely different from this time.

The current audience is much larger than before, 430 million people, not to mention being able to draw twice at once, even if it is once, it is 1 in 430 million, okay? This kind of probability can be said Much smaller than winning the lottery.

But it was such a small chance of winning the lottery that the Wetman hit him, and a group of people were so pissed off.

"No, no, no, my brain is about to explode after being stimulated by this girl."

"Wet man, your uncle, come out for me, I promise not to fuck you."

"Crazy, crazy, what the hell did the Wetman do today? Is this luck so bad? I'm drawn twice a day, this... 1 in 860,000,000 chance. , My God, can this also hit?"

"It's still the same sentence, I never had the urge to kill, but today I just want to kill this guy, Guisun, do you still have some morals, one person occupies two places, why don't you go to heaven?"

Even Eat All Over the World and the old man from Nanjiang were all speechless.

"This... how did this happen?"

In the huge office, Eat all over the world rubbed his face vigorously, then leaned hard on the back of the sand chair, and said in disbelief.

In the villa by the sea in Xiangjiang, an old man in Nanjiang was suddenly amused.

"This guy's luck is really unlucky. This reminds me of an experience I had in a casino when I was young. There was a gambler surnamed Yan. At that time, he only lost one hundred Xiangjiang coins. It can be said that it was terrible. This guy He went to play the slot machine, and in the first game he played a 37 Grand Slam, which caused a sensation in the entire casino. The capital was won back, and he won several million more, and it was because of these millions that he won back that he started his business, and then he achieved what he is today. The luckiest person, I didn't expect to meet someone even more terrifying than his luck today, the chance is one in 430 million, winning two yuan in a row, it's too scary."

Fairy Scattering Flowers smiled helplessly: "Luck is such a mysterious thing, it can't be seen or touched, but it should really exist."

Yao Xiaoming yelled frantically into the microphone: "Wet man, wet man, how old are you? Are you ashamed to compete for a spot with me as a kid?"

Everyone: "..."

This brat is getting skinny again, does luck have anything to do with age? Besides, Ye Shen's live broadcast guest spot, no matter what age people want to get it, didn't you see that it's all young and old now?

Just as the crowd exploded, the wet man secretly showed his head. The guy made a dumbfounded expression and said, "Is it me? Is it really me?"

Everyone: "..."

"Wetman, your sister, I never found you so cheap."

"Is it still you? Is it you? You don't know the name yourself?"

"Wet man, give up the spot and we are still good friends, otherwise I will curse you for not being able to write a complete poem for the rest of your life and I will tell you.

"

People are still fighting against the Wetman, but suddenly Wetman received a message.

"Ah~~Luck, mysterious and mysterious, no matter what, if you don't find me, I ignore you, if you find me, I will love you, ah~~hahaha~~~"

Crazy, the wet man himself is crazy.

In Shanzhou City, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province, at the foot of a mountain, there is a small farmyard.

There are chickens, ducks and geese in the yard. In front of the yard is a small pond with fish in it.

The two dilapidated bungalows were built with red bricks, but due to the passage of time, the color of the red bricks was a bit dark, and weeds appeared on the top of the bungalows.

In the east house of the bungalow, a middle-aged man with thick eyes, a skinny figure and a messy head was holding an old mobile phone in his hand. At this time, his eyes fell on his mobile phone through the thick glass lens, and then Then he was stunned for a while, then suddenly he let out an ah, and then a poem that even ghosts could not understand popped out.

While he was in the middle, the door of the east room was pushed open from the outside, and then a thick-skinned woman walked in, scolding her head and face, "Ding Buping, why don't you take care of the work in the field? Do you really want to be tired?" Damn old lady, right? Ah, ah, ah, how big is your sister? Let me tell you, if you continue like this, our life will be completely impossible. At the beginning, I just saw that you were talented, so I wanted to be with you. You can write poems and become famous, and live a good life with you, who knows you are such a person, how many years have you been here? The broken poems you wrote are not only read to the chickens, ducks and geese in the yard Who will listen to you? If you can’t write it, go to work for me, and let me go to the ground alone every day, are you an old man?”

The middle-aged greasy uncle Ding Ping turned his head and looked at the obese woman dully, and then... then this guy suddenly stood up from the broken chair, stepped in front of the woman, and did not give the woman time to react, and grabbed the woman Hugged and kissed directly.

"Woo~~~"

The middle-aged woman pushed Ding Ping away fiercely, then wiped her mouth, and said angrily: "It's like this every time, every time, every time I'm angry with you, you're like this, tell me you use this How many years have you dealt with me with one trick? Can't you change it? I hate it."

Ding Ping suddenly burst out laughing, and as soon as the bastard bent down, he picked up the fat woman by the waist, and walked directly to the bed, but after walking two steps, he put it down again, panting: "Take a break."

Fat woman: "...you are useless."

Ding Ping wiped the sweat from his forehead, then straightened his back, and said: "From now on, you are not allowed to call me useless, and also, you are not allowed to call me Ding Buping, my name is Ding Ping. "

The fat woman saw that her husband, who was usually scolded and beaten by her, suddenly seemed to be a different person. She froze for a moment, then laughed, and then tapped Ding Ping's forehead with her index finger, saying: "Damn ghost, I just like how shameless you are when you have nothing to do, that's how you look like a man, although we are poor, but you are a man, and you have to be poor even if you are poor."

Ding Ping: "..."

Poor...hard?

Mummy?

This guy had black lines all over his forehead, but he wasn't angry, he just said, "Girl, go out and work in the fields, I want to make money."

Fat woman: "..."

She grabbed Ding Ping's ear and shouted: "Did I give you a bad face just now? And let me go to work in the field. Didn't you see that people are both husband and wife in the field? Every day I am alone, Others thought I murdered you and buried you, can you go out and show your face and let others know that you are still alive?"

"Khan, mother-in-law, I really want to make money. You go out for an hour first, come in an hour later, and then...then smash everything in the house and burn the house down."

"Crazy? It's just two dilapidated houses left by your parents. Where do you live if you burn them down? What are you going to use if you break things?"

"Live in a high-rise building and eat delicacies from mountains and seas. After an hour, you will be a rich woman."

"I'm rich and your sister is rich. You've been telling me this for more than ten years. Apart from becoming rich now, do I have half a dime relationship with a rich woman?"

Ding Ping suddenly smiled and said: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, after an hour, can you really only give me an hour?"

"What's going on?" The fat woman asked seriously.

Ding Ping raised the broken mobile phone in his hand and said, "I won the lottery."

Fat woman: "..."

"I thought it was a good thing. I won the lottery again. Tell me how many prizes you have won these days? There are a bunch of bottle caps in the drawer. Either add another bottle or add another one for another bottle. Can you use it all the time?" Forget it, I don’t care about you anymore, let me tell you, you take a break and go to the field to weed the grass, the grass grows higher than the crops, people laugh at us, saying that we are too lazy to manage the crops well .”

After speaking, the fat woman went out.

Ding Ping took a deep breath, then sat back on the chair, and muttered: "The breeze blows the willows, whoever says I am a dog." Then he looked at his mobile phone again.

At this time, the audience in Ye Fei's live broadcast room on the mobile phone exploded, and the news was overwhelming.

"Wetman, are you going to sell it or not?"

"Damn, you can't use up two quotas for one person, hurry up and sell one, we're all waiting."

"Two billion, my god, wet man, you don't want to be a wit, let me tell you, it's shameful to be a wit."

"I said, can you stop teasing me every time? Let the past go with the wind."

"Go to your uncle, even the tornado can't blow away, why don't you let others talk about the nasty things you have done?"

"Don't pay attention to this product, wet man, come out, will you sell it or not?"

Everyone screamed and swiped the news one by one, and a few people with microphones shouted the price directly.

"Old man, are you really desperate? It's two billion, the one just now was two billion." Eat all over the world asked.

An old man from Nanjiang: "You and I both know what this quota means, brothers in the world, you can also follow."

As a result, Chi Tianxia hadn't spoken yet, and suddenly Rhodes sent a message: "500 million!"

Everyone: "..."

"Five...five billion?"

"What's funny? Two billion people, you...you five million? Why do you talk less and less?"

"You tipped 6 just now, are you afraid to buy a quota now?"

"I'll give you 100 points for this pen. It goes up first and then down. I admire it, but I still smiled unkindly. Rhodes, are you ashamed to say 500 million?"

Rhodes: "...I'm talking about rice yuan."

"..."

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