Chapter 664 Xiao Ming, I'm Going to Kill You! (Also Known As: Surprised? Surprised?) (3 Chapters)

Everyone knows that any delicacy made by Ye Fei, whether it is a dish or a soup, is top-notch and delicious, so this also causes every live broadcast, there will be live broadcast guests who can't help but grab the soup to eat .

It's the same today, but what everyone didn't expect is that today's dish licking is not a tall and powerful mountain cannon or a cannon, but Yao Xiaoming.

The little guy was also a little happy to eat, hugged the plate and licked fiercely, his face was covered with soup, just like a little cat.

This made Jue Dai jump up so angry, he slapped him and said, "You haven't reached the legal age yet."

This sentence is so hanging that everyone in the live broadcast room sprayed it, legal age? Emma, ​​she's just licking a plate, but she's still of legal age? Did you think you were going to get married?

Yao Jianshe was watching Ye Fei's live broadcast in his office, when he heard his wife reprimanding his son with these words, the guy wobbled and almost fell off the chair.

"The legal age? I'll go, this... Should I change my job? This occupational disease has spread to my family members."

Yao Xiaoming was also dumbfounded, blinking his big eyes, and said, "Mom, is there a legal age for licking dishes?"

Peerless Yaoji: "...Of course, if you don't believe me, ask your dad. Your dad is a policeman and knows this best."

As he said that, Juedai Yaoji yelled at the computer: "Yao Jianshe, do you think so?"

Yao Jianshe: "..."

This guy really wants to say that I'm not here, I didn't see anything.

But seeing his wife's expression, he knew there was no way to escape, so he could only bite the bullet and send a message: "Son, your mother is right."

Seeing the majestic head of the police department of Xichuan Province say so, people couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.

"Oh, it's too bad, it's too bad, this family is all the best."

"Yao Jianshe, you have to be responsible for what you say, and I'll tell you."

"Fuck me, so there is really an age limit for licking dishes? No, go back and study the constitution carefully, or you may fall into the pit one day."

"Hahahaha, Er Que upstairs, do you really believe it? Don't you know they are coaxing children?"

"It's better to believe what is there than to believe what is not. I am legally blind, so don't lie to me."

The people all exploded. In reality, everyone laughed and swayed from side to side. No one expected that today they not only saw Ye Fei's sky-defying performance, but also saw such a superb family.

After Yao Jianshe sent the message, he dived directly.

I won't come out anymore, and I won't come out again. If you have anything to do, don't look for me. I can't afford to lose this person.

Seeing that his father said the same thing, Yao Xiaoming pouted his mouth and reluctantly put the plate on the table. When he retracted his hand, he wiped the inside of the plate, and then quickly put his little hand on his mouth. Here, looks extremely cute.

A delicacy, that's the end.

They have finished cooking and eating, but others have not finished yet.

It can be said that the members and presidents of these live broadcasting associations abroad are all messed up. They were really scared by Ye Fei today.

A chef who cooks delicacies that can make the aroma travel thousands of miles away, is this Nima still a chef? This is God!

Johnson didn't dare to delay any longer. He took out his mobile phone, dialed a number directly, and said, "Why did you only discover a talent like Ye Fei until now? Why? Did you all eat Xiangxiang before?!"

On the other end of the phone, Liu Fugen, who had just watched Ye Fei's first live broadcast of delicious food, was stunned. He didn't expect that Johnson, the president of the International Live Broadcasting Association, would call him at this time.

And after the call, he didn't say anything, and just slapped his head and face.

what's wrong with me

"President Johnson, what's going on?"

"What's going on? You still ask me what's going on?"

"Ah, you didn't tell me what happened."

"Ye Fei! I'm talking about Ye Fei! I really don't know what kind of shit luck you bastard got. I might as well tell you clearly that just yesterday, just one second before you called, I Many members of the Live Broadcasting Association have been called, and the theme of our meeting is to eliminate some members who have done nothing to the association, and you, Liu Fugen, are one of them!"

"What? President Johnson, no, you didn't tell me that at the beginning."

"That's right, I was the one who lied to you at the time. Expelling some members was the focus of our discussion yesterday, and you were one of the objects to be expelled."

"Fuck!!!!"

"Fack."

"No, President Johnson, but you didn't tell me that yesterday."

Johnson snorted, and said: "The reason why you are still a member of the International Live Streaming Association is because you have a powerful person in China! Ye Fei, a red diamond first-level anchor who broke Jardin Bieber's record! So, Liu Fugen, you have to thank Ye Fei well, he is the one who saved you!"

On the other end of the phone, Liu Fugen's brow was covered with cold sweat. He only now knew that he had walked on a knife's edge yesterday. If it wasn't for Ye Fei's appearance, he would probably have left the International Live Broadcasting Association by now. It also means that China's live broadcast industry has been completely abandoned by the international industry, and it can be said that it will be even more difficult to go to the world in the future!

The reason why things didn't happen was all because of Ye Fei!

"Ye Fei...you are not only a blessing to me, Liu Fugen, but also a blessing to the entire live broadcasting industry in China!"

At this moment, Liu Fugen really understood what Ye Fei meant to the entire China Live Broadcasting Association.

"President Johnson, thank you."

"No, you should thank Ye Fei."

"Yes, I should thank Ye Fei, then...do you call just to tell me about this?"

"Of course not. If it is about this matter, there is no need to call you. I am calling you now to tell you that the day after tomorrow, the International Live Broadcasting Association will hold a diamond-level live broadcast competition. For this competition, I Now the roll call calls for Ye Fei to participate!"

"What?!!! You, you...you used the privilege of the president? You actually used the privilege of the president for Ye Fei?!!"

Liu Fugen was completely dumbfounded. He didn't expect that in order to let Ye Fei participate in the international diamond-level anchor competition, Johnson would not hesitate to use the privilege of the president, that is, hand-picked!

As the president of the China Anchor Association, Liu Fugen of course knows what the president's privilege is, not only the president of the International Live Broadcasting Association, but he also has it, but his privilege is mainly for Huaxia anchors.

The reason why a privilege is a privilege is that it is a special right and cannot be used casually. If you use it, it means that you must have more than 90% trust in the anchor you have chosen, because if this anchor is in your After being hand-picked, if you can't get the top three during the competition, then it means that you, the president, have a problem with your vision, and you will be criticized or even impeached by many people.

It is precisely because the hand-picked privileges are so overbearing that each president has only two hand-picked privileges per year!

That is to say, each president can only appoint at most two anchors in the big competitions every year.

Liu Fugen remembered that at the beginning of the year, Johnson seemed to have sent an email, telling all members that he would use one hand-picked privilege, that is to say, he had only one hand-picked privilege this year, but he never dreamed that this was the only hand-picked privilege. Johnson will use some privileges on Ye Fei.

This damn is too meaningful, because with Johnson's handpicking, even if this anchor is a pile of rotten sweet potatoes, he is already famous!

Ye Fei became famous!

This time, it is not famous in China, but internationally!

An anchor who was promoted to the first level of Red Diamond yesterday was directly appointed by the president of the International Live Broadcasting Association. This is the rhythm of heaven.

Now Liu Fugen is no longer worried about being kicked out of the International Live Broadcasting Association anymore. His whole heart is beating fiercely. He is so excited, so excited, he can't wait to inform the news immediately. For all the live broadcast platforms in China, he wants all the anchors in China and people in the live broadcast industry to know that Ye Fei, the anchor of Huaxia... is going strong!

He didn't know when he ended the call with Johnson, because he never listened to what Johnson said, his mind was still buzzing, and Johnson's words kept echoing in his ears. In a word——for this competition, I will call for Ye Fei to participate now!

Liu Fugen didn't come back to his senses until the other party's voice disappeared for a long time.

He looked at his mobile phone, and then slowly put it on the table. His eyes were fixed on the computer in front of him. In the computer, Ye Fei had already started to announce the first lottery draw.

Looking at Ye Fei's swollen face like a pig's head, Liu Fugen suddenly burst into laughter, then slapped the table, picked up the internal phone on the table, dialed a number, and said, "Tell all platforms , I decided that the association will allocate 200 million yuan to help the development of Qiuqiu platform!"

"what?"

On the other side of the phone, Liu Fugen's secretary was immediately surrounded.

The association wants to allocate 200 million yuan to help the development of Qiuqiu platform? Damn, why is this?

That's right, the association allocates some money to help some platforms every year, but the money is in the tens of millions. When did it allocate more than 200 million at one time?

No.

Never!

But today, what happened to the president?

"President, 200 million assistance funds is not a small amount, do you want to hold a meeting to discuss it?" The secretary was really afraid that Liu Fugen's decision was made in a moment of fever, and reminded cautiously.

Liu Fugen said: "No need."

"Others will have an opinion."

"Whoever has an opinion asks them to come to me! Whoever has an opinion asks them to give me a guarantee that their platform will produce a red diamond-level anchor like Ye Fei within a year! If they can do it, Lao Tzu Also allocate 200 million to them!"

"...Ye Fei? Is that the gourmet anchor of the Qiuqiu platform who has just been promoted to the diamond level?"

"That's right."

"I...I'll post the news now!"

At the live broadcast, Ye Fei watched the video with a smile on his face, and said, "My friends, today our first kirin gift is over, and the next step is to draw today's first lucky guest. Who could it be? Please..."

He wanted to ask Shanpao, not Pao, to help him smoke, but Yao Xiaoming jumped over.

"Please invite me, please invite me, Uncle Ye, I will smoke, I will smoke."

When everyone saw Yao Xiaoming jumping out, they were all speechless, why is there such a kid everywhere.

But seeing Yao Xiaoming's look of anticipation, everyone laughed knowingly.

Ye Fei touched Yao Xiaoming's head, and said, "Okay, you can draw as you wish, and Xiao Ming will help us draw the first lucky guest."

After speaking, Ye Fei stepped aside.

Yao Xiaoming excitedly... looked at Juedai Yaoji excitedly, and said, "Mom, put me on the chair."

Peerless Yaoji: "..."

She rolled her eyes, she has learned a lot about her troublesome son today, this girl is not so noisy at home, what happened today? Have you taken a stimulant?

There was no way, she picked Yao Xiaoming up and put him on the chair, then moved the chair forward again.

Yao Xiaoming lay down directly on the bamboo table, his face was going to be posted on the video.

The little guy watched the video with a grin, and said something that made everyone want to rush over and whip him.

"Grandparents, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, hello, I'm Yao Xiaoming, and I'm drawing the first prize today. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Everyone: "..."

I'm going, fuck off, what is it, you and Shanpao are today's live broadcast guests, either you smoke or Shanpao smokes, what's the surprise, what's the surprise?

Seeing that no one cares about him, Yao Xiaoming frantically brushes up his presence.

The little guy spit on his hand in a decent manner, um, that's right, everyone else just spits out a little bit of meaning, this guy sucked his nose hard, and then spit it all out on his hand with a puff.

Ye Fei almost kicked this thing off the bamboo chair, you little bastard, don't touch my mouse with one hand, I tell you.

Yao Xiaoming also found that he vomited too much, this guy was so embarrassed that he died, he turned his head to look, and saw Shanpao not Pao standing next to him curiously, he seemed to want to see who he could draw.

Yao Xiaoming was not polite, he grabbed Shanpao's clothes, not Pao's, with his small hands, and rubbed them vigorously twice.

Shanpao is not a cannon: "Damn..."

"Shanpao, what are you calling me for?" Juedai Yaoji smiled and looked at Shanpao as not a cannon.

If Shanpao is not a cannon, it will cry.

"Your son... Emma, ​​how did you get born?"

Peerless Yaoji: "..."

Fuck, can I tell you this too?

The two are about to fight.

Here, Yao Xiaoming happily grabbed the mouse and said, "I'm going to smoke it."

After speaking, he put down the mouse again.

Seeing this little guy tossing around so much, everyone was itching with hatred. Do you smoke or not? Why are you so grumpy?

When everyone was depressed, Yao Xiaoming rolled his eyes and said, "I'm going to smoke, by the way, are you ready?"

Everyone: "..."

"Little bastard, are you finished yet?"

"Ah, ah, I really want to bite him, this little brat is too fucked up, pure-hearted, this is it."

"Pull it out and play Tintin for five minutes."

Everyone rioted.

Yao Xiaoming said unhurriedly: "I really want to smoke. Now, I announce that you can invite your grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, and all kinds of gods out!"

Everyone: "..."

I am going to kill you! ! ! ! ! ! !