Chapter 1680: 1 Tree, 0 Branches, and 00,000 Knots Should Infect Fei Chungong

Which pot does not open and which pot do you carry? Are you deliberately looking for trouble?

That's how Director Xiang looks at wet people now.

Damn it, you were lucky enough to beat me once, and you still fell in love, didn't you?

I didn't use all my strength, and I probably wouldn't be able to win you if I tried my best, but does this kind of thing come up from time to time? Don't you know how to stay on the front line so that we can meet each other in the future?

How can the two of us be good friends if you do this to us?

He went to the side angrily to the director.

The wet man looked at the director, and laughed a little.

When he first started, he really didn't think too much, he just wanted Director Xiang to write a poem about lilac, but Director Xiang thought too much himself.

Brother Ding Ding came over and poked the wet man, and said in a blunt Chinese language: "The mud boy is too late, you beat others and still shake your head and tail in front of them, it's very hateful."

Wet Man: "Brother Ding Ding, that's called showing off your power, not shaking your head and tail. The Chinese language is extensive and profound, and you have to study hard."

"Oh? Is that so? Just now you made a move to the director. Do you have an idea yourself? Then let us all listen to it if you make a move. Do you think it's okay?"

Don't even mention it, Ding Dingge is really going to do something, his proposal has been unanimously approved by everyone.

The wet man grinned a little, thinking that he dug a hole and dug himself in.

"I just said it was just for fun, don't take it seriously, just watch Ye Shen extract the oil."

"No, no, no, you must have an idea. According to the Chinese people's words, you have front wheels on your chest, right?"

"That's called having a chest. Look, you can't understand Chinese, and you can't understand me even if I write poetry."

"Yesen understands it, Director Xiang can understand it, and this kind old man, they are all Chinese people, they can understand it, brother, hurry up and make a song."

Brother Ding Ding just wanted to complain to the director, and he couldn't let him go, so he insisted on composing a song.

Ye Fei smiled and distilled his own clove oil. He would not stop such an atmosphere-raising thing, as long as there was no fight.

The superior came in a joking mood for a while, and said with a smile: "Comrade Ding Ping, since everyone wants you to compose one, then you can compose one for everyone."

Wet people: ""

He didn't expect the superior to say that. He could not listen to what others said, but he definitely didn't dare not to listen to what the superior said.

He wanted to say that he hadn't prepared it well, but he couldn't say it after thinking about it. You have to implement the request of the superior even if you haven't prepared it well.

"Okay, I'm not very talented, so please don't make fun of me if I don't do well."

Take a look, in order to prevent the operation from collapsing, the wet man first left his own way out.

Director Xiang came back from the side and said: "Brother Shi, don't be humble. Everyone knows that you are talented, educated and rich. Besides, the ancients used poetry for fun at banquets, which left countless praiseworthy poems and songs. It just so happened that what Ye Shen hosted today was also a banquet from the Tang Dynasty.

If you can write a poem that will last forever at this banquet, you will also be famous in history, and this poem will be a good story when later generations talk about it. "

Wet people: ""

This guy looked at the director with a painful face.

He glanced sideways at the wet man to the director, and said to his sister, do it, do it, you do it, the superior is here, it depends on whether you are writing poetry or dying.

Weren't you snarky just now?

You're still yelling at me now, it's not like I don't know how to add insult to injury.

The wet man was forced to sweat for a while, the more anxious he was, the less inspiration he found.

Director Xiang smiled and said: "Don't worry, we are very patient, you should look for inspiration, why don't we go to the beach again?"

Wet Man: "Get out of here."

What about the beach, don’t pull me if you want to eat seafood.

Wet people depressing explosion.

Everyone looked at the wet man with a hippie smile.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all looking at Wetman at this time, and they also wanted to hear what kind of poem this guy could make.

Those who like wet people's works are also very excited.

"Let's see what great poet Ding has come out with."

"We are going to have one more masterpiece through the ages in the Chinese literary world."

"Wet people come on."

At this time, Eat All Over the World also smiled and said: "Wetman, if you can make a good wet hand, I will give you a VIP card of our Tianxia Group. At that time, you can eat all the food of our Tianxia Group for free. It's a lifetime."

boom

Just after he finished talking about eating all over the world, many people became lively.

As a VIP of Tianxia Group, you can eat all the food as you like. You must know that Tianxia Group produces too many snacks. If you can eat them for a lifetime, it will be absolutely cool.

Many people looked at the wet man enviously, and all cheered him on.

The wet man smiled wryly, thinking that this VIP card is not easy to get.

Seeing that the wet man hadn't moved for a long time, Ye Fei turned his head and saw the wet man looking at him eagerly.

"I asked you to write poetry, what do you think I am doing?" Ye Fei laughed.

The wet man suddenly grinned and said, "God Ye, I know you know everything. If I show off my level in front of you, it's like playing tricks. If you don't write a poem about lilacs, I'd rather give you the VIP card of Brother Tianxia Group to you." How are you?"

Ye Fei: ""

Your sister, what is your VIP card? did you get it That's Brother Tianxia's VIP card.

Seeing Ye Fei staring at him, Shiren Guang was afraid that Ye Fei would not agree, so he hurried towards the computer and said loudly: "Everyone, actually, I think it's not right for you to ask me to write poems all the time. Everyone has seen it, it’s very tall, right? Even if I make another masterpiece, it’s not interesting.”

Everyone: ""

I'll go, wet man, is there someone as thick-skinned as you? Is it that difficult to be virtuous? What do you mean your level is high? Where are you tall?

Just when everyone was about to refute him, the wet man hurriedly continued: "As I said just now, God Ye is an all-rounder who can do everything, so I suggest that God Ye write this poem chanting lilac. God's fame, if you make another eternal quatrain, it will be icing on the cake, everyone agrees?"

Not to mention, what this guy said really won the hearts of the audience, and even several guests at the scene all looked at Ye Fei.

Ye Fei: ""

"What do you think I'm doing? I don't know how to write poetry. These are the jobs of elegant people. My job is to go around the stove."

The person in charge laughed and said, "Comrade Ding Ping reminded us just now that you are indeed an all-rounder. Maybe you have a lot of knowledge in literature. Or you should compose a poem at everyone's request?"

Ye Fei looked at the superior with a twitching face, he felt that the old man was a bit talkative today, why are you joining in the fun when you talk about this matter, demeanor, you have to maintain your demeanor, you know?

Then he looked at the wet man again, he really wanted to put the freshly distilled clove oil on this guy's face, shit, your real identity is a football player, right? Look at the 6 kicked by this ball.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room also booed, and the audience who had snatched the microphone from Eat All over the World and Fairy Sanhua all clamored for Ye Fei to compose a poem.

Even Wan Ziqian yelled for Ye Fei to come up with a song.

Ye Fei couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Whispering, I'll make a song, can you understand me?"

Crooked and twisted, he said with a smile: "I'm learning the Chinese culture of the earth. I plan to settle in China in the future. Of course I can understand it."

Ye Fei: ""

Fuck, the bastard.

In the end, Ye Fei looked at a few live broadcast guests, then looked at the direction of the computer, and said, "Okay, fate is inevitable, since everyone asked me to make a song, then I will make a song, but let's say it first, I will I’m not as good as Brother Wet, or even as many of my friends at the scene and in the live broadcast room.

Seeing Ye Fei's cautious look, people leaned forward and back with a smile.

"God Ye, it's okay, we trust you."

"That's right, you are all-rounder, you can do everything, a small poem is nothing to you."

"Ye Shen is the best."

"Love tiger oil, God Ye."

Ye Fei thought for a while while looking at the mixture of clove oil and water flowing out of the drainage tube.

Everyone waited quietly.

Suddenly, Ye Fei smiled and said: "Since we are using clove oil as a condiment today, I will write a poem about the fragrance of cloves. Not good, I hope everyone will not laugh."

"We don't laugh, God Ye just needs to do it." The wet man said hastily.

He was really afraid that Ye Fei would go back on his word, and then people would catch him again, so the sooner Ye Fei could do it, the better.

Ye Fei nodded, closed his eyes and thought for a while, and said slowly: "In the fragrance of human beings, sleep is fragrant, who believes that cloves smell and taste the same. A tree with hundreds of branches and tens of thousands of knots should infect Fei Chungong."

There were four sentences in total, but after Ye Fei finished, he found that there was no movement around him.

He looked around, and saw the superiors, wet man and Director Xiang all frowning and thinking, and Yimihua and Ding Dingge were also thinking, and the ghost didn't know what they were thinking.

But at this moment, Meng Jiuzhou, the head of the Huaxia Writers Association in the live broadcast room, made a long series of horrified expressions, which made many people wonder what it meant.

"Old Meng, what's the matter?" Eat all over the world asked.

Meng Jiuzhou sent a message: "Okay, okay, okay! Ye Shen's poem about lilac is really good."

Everyone was taken aback, because many people did not fully understand the meaning of this poem, even including eating all over the world.

"Old Meng, can you explain to us all?"

Meng Jiuzhou sent a message and said: "It's easy to understand. In the fragrance of human beings, the fragrance of sleep is strong. It is said that among the fragrances of flowers, people only know that the fragrance of fragrance of sleep is strong, and fragrance of sleep is also called Daphne. If you say this name, everyone should understand it well. Yes, daphne is so rich that people can fall asleep after smelling it for a long time, and the second sentence, who believes that cloves smell and taste the same, means who would have thought that the aroma of cloves is as strong as daphne, and the third sentence is a tree with hundreds of branches and tens of thousands of knots, It means that when the flower season comes, the lilacs are more gorgeous than Daphne in full bloom. There is no comparison to a tree full of flowers. The last sentence should infect Fei Chungong more. According to my understanding, it should be between lilac and daphne. , Spring God should have spent more time infecting lilacs, which also highlights the more noble and extraordinary aspects of lilacs. ,beautiful."

Meng Jiuzhou's message was very long, and he said all four sentences of a poem according to his own understanding.

Eat all over the world looked at it and read it aloud, and finally asked: "God Ye, is Mr. Meng's explanation correct?"

Ye Fei laughed and said: "Yes, of course, it's not a bad idea to be the president of the Writers Association, that's what it means. Lilacs have been cultivated in China during the Southern and Northern Dynasties, and they were widely cultivated in the Tang Dynasty. They are widely cultivated in many private gardens." Lilac flowers are indispensable in it, and it is precisely because of this that there is this lilac fragrant dish. Through continuous exploration, the clever Tang people extracted the oil of lilac flowers as a condiment, making this delicacy not only delicious but also delicious. Just the umami of the fish and the elegant floral notes of the cloves, it’s also a very creative treat.”

Seeing that Ye Fei accepted Meng Jiuzhou's translation, everyone thought about it carefully, and they were all very excited.

The reason why people asked Ye Fei to compose a poem just now was to make a fuss. Anyway, it was to enliven the atmosphere of the scene and the live broadcast room, but who would have thought that he really made such a high-quality poem, which is a bit too surprising up.

At the scene, he glanced at the wet man to the director, curled his lips and said, "Did you hear that? This is poetry. If you compose a poem and let Chairman Meng of the Huaxia Writers Association and many literati give thumbs up, you are a master."

Wet people: ""

"Your sister, although I'm not an expert, I've written two decent poems anyway, how about you? Ah ~ Dahai, mother patted your face with seawater and said that she is a stepmother, are you ashamed?"

"you"

"What are you? Brother, you are going too far."

"You scolded me and said I was too much?"

"Hmm~"

""

Seeing that the two were about to fight, the superior laughed and said, "Forget it, both of you calm down, it's a live broadcast after all."

He shook his arm to the director, snorted, glared at Shi Renren and said, "If it wasn't for everyone's face, I would crush you to death."

"I"

The wet man wanted to say that you don't have that ability, but he looked at the director's body, which weighed several hundred pounds, and shrank his neck, saying, "I'll sue you for murder."

Everyone was so amused by the scolding between the two guys that they burst into tears. These two people are two funny comparisons, and even if they quarrel, they can produce a cross talk effect.

Ye Fei was also amused by the two of them, and said, "Okay, okay, our clove oil is almost distilled, and we're going to eat delicious food later."

As soon as they heard about eating delicious food, the two guys braked immediately, and they all put their eyes on the plate of bluefin tuna meat and the bowl of distilled clove oil.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, Ye Fei took out a separator made of crystal, poured the things distilled from the bowl into the separator, and then slowly clarified it.

Through the crystal separator, people can clearly see that the contents inside are divided into two layers, the bottom is clear water, and the top is a light yellow liquid about one centimeter thick.

Ye Fei turned on a switch under the separator, let the water out, and closed the switch when the light yellow liquid was about to flow out.

He took a bowl and poured the light yellow liquid left in the separator into it, then pointed to the bowl and said: "Clove oil, the normal color is elegant light yellow or brownish yellow, what we extract is light yellow , because the flowers we use are fresh lilacs. If the lilacs are dried, the color will be darker. With the clove oil, we can add a little mustard. After all, some people like to eat like this. A seasoning is indispensable."

Ye Fei reached out and picked up a bottle of balsamic vinegar on the table, and said: "Vinegar, in fact, this delicacy also has a name, which is called Ding Zi Xiang Lin Kwai Vinegar, which means that you can dip it in clove flower oil when you eat it." , You can also pour it with vinegar and eat it. Of course, the way of eating in the Eastern Japan is to use soy sauce, vinegar and wasabi are also used. Now we will use all these four seasonings. After all, we have to take care of some people who do not eat mustard. And vinegar guests, and we won’t go into details about mustard, we made a dish of duck feet with mustard earlier, which has already been explained very clearly.”

As Ye Fei said, he took out a few small bowls, filled them with clove oil, balsamic vinegar, soy sauce and mustard, and placed them on the four corners of the long plate. This delicacy is complete.