Chapter 1701 I Seriously Suspect that He Used to Be a Decorator

It is absolutely no trivial matter for a god to perform surgery.

Skywalker, Silver Surfer, Red Shift and others were all on guard, just afraid that Ye Fei would take advantage of the surgery to give the gods a few blows.

In fact, they thought too much, even if Ye Fei had the heart, he didn't have the ability.

The reason why Jialan can become a god, not to mention that he is undergoing surgery, even if he has only one cell left, is not accessible to ordinary people, unless he is willing.

Ye Fei cut Jialan's abdomen open, and it took him a long time to find the place to attack, but Ye Fei felt a little bit pain in the end when he cut it open again.

The stone was found, but he couldn't take it out, because there were too many and too big things.

He reached out and tried to take out the smallest piece, but in the end he blushed so tired that his neck was so thick that he didn't move it. In his opinion, even the smallest piece weighed more than a hundred catties, and it just changed with Jialan's body. Small and shrunk, this thing is compressed and denser.

In the end, he had no choice but to call Skywalker over.

"Help, move out this pile of stones." Ye Fei pointed to the mountain-like pile of stones in Jialan's stomach, and said.

Skywalker: "..."

This guy really wants to kill Ye Fei directly, your sister, you treat me like a coolie, don't you?

Although he was very angry in his heart, he couldn't show it on the surface. After all, he was also serving Jialan.

So Skywalker waved his hand, and countless stones rose from Jialan's stomach, and then fell lightly to the ground next to him.

"Has the stone been taken out?" Jia Lan asked who was lying on the bed.

Ye Fei hummed, and said: "Let me see if it's taken out completely. You lie down and don't move. Uh~~ You also have some problems with your stomach. No wonder you roll over in pain while clutching your stomach."

"......what is the problem?"

Jia Lan was depressed, she had never had these messy problems before, why did they all pop up all of a sudden today? It doesn't make sense.

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's stomach and said: "It's an ulcer, and it's a very serious ulcer. If it continues to rot like this, the stomach will be perforated. Oh, I don't know where your stomach should be, but the part on the stomach The space is a bit large, and I have to consider that there may be some signs of gastroptosis."

Jialan again: "..."

I'm going. Is there a mistake? Let me just say that I don't seem to have any good things in my belly.

"you sure?"

"This is all in front of us, so there is nothing to be sure about. My preliminary judgment is that it has something to do with your diet. Although you can digest some things that ordinary people can't digest, you have paid some price."

"Impossible! I have long adapted to eating the planet, and my stomach has long adapted to these things. How could there be such small problems as ulcers and perforations?"

"Some problems are not what you think. I know you do have this ability, but if you are not careful, no matter whether it is a human or a god, there will always be omissions. Besides, this disease is long-term. What has appeared over time, even including your gastroptosis, a planet is boundless and vast to us ordinary people, even if you can swallow it, I guess it is not as calm and breezy as it appears on the surface for you A light, inestimable planet enters your stomach, how strong do you think your stomach can bear the weight of a planet?"

"...."

"It seems to make sense."

"It doesn't seem like it's very reasonable. I can only say that it's a good thing you are a god. If you were someone like Skywalker or Redshift, you would have died a long time ago."

"you......"

The Skywalker who was on the side almost beat Ye Fei up, your sister, can you stop bringing me up all the time? I don't eat stars, I never eat, okay?

"Haha, they don't need to eat anything." Jia Lan laughed.

That's right, this guy was amused by Ye Fei's words.

"I don't eat anything normally,

I don't have the so-called internal organs, which only appear when they transform into specific forms, like now, but I didn't expect to have problems such as kidney stones, gastric ulcers and gastroptosis. How can I treat them? "Swallowing Xingjialan said depressedly.

He is really depressed. Tell me, what kind of thing is this? If you know that you won't transform into a specific form, and there are so many small problems, it hurts.

Ye Fei said: "A very powerful person in our place discovered a law called the law of energy conservation, that is to say, how much energy you eat, the energy will not disappear for no reason, it may affect you body, or transferred to other people or things through you, in a word, its inhalation and output are the same amount, you eat so many planets, after converting so many planets into energy, some are used by you, some It will stay in your body and act on your internal organs and trunk, and when your internal organs cannot bear the energy, lesions will appear."

"What you said seems to make sense." Jialan thought for a while and said, "Then how should I improve?"

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's belly and said: "I have just said, improve your eating habits, in your current form you can completely absorb the energy you need from ordinary food, I also believe that when you transform After becoming a real star swallower, these energies can also provide you with enough help, and you don’t need to look for planets to eat everywhere. In fact, there are existences like you in our place. You don’t eat every day, and you find some strange things to eat everywhere. Soil, glass, sponge, and nails or wood, etc. At the beginning, people will say, wow, this person is awesome, but after a long time, people will say, wow, this person is so stupid. There is a name for people like you in our place, called pica patients."

"..."

"Don't stare, I'm serious, hey, hey, don't move, I'm explaining your condition to you."

"If it wasn't for the sake of saving me once, I would definitely kill you right now, with my own hands." Jia Lan said viciously.

Grandma, you are an idiot, can you talk? Don't think that you can speak freely in front of me after saving me once, anyway, I am also a god, can you save me some face?

"Is there any cure for pica patients?" Jialan asked after a pause.

Ye Fei smiled and said: "If this disease is someone else's, there may be no good way to treat it, but you are very lucky to meet me."

"What's the meaning?"

"I can cure it. After I sew up your wounds, I'll make you some dishes to try. If you don't think any planet is delicious, you can still eat your planet in the future. If you think it's not bad, I hope you It’s for your own good to be able to slowly correct your eating habits.”

"...Okay, but let me tell you first, if you lie to me, I will erase you and the planetary universe you are in."

Ye Fei: "..."

Made, this guy is really not a good bird, he will turn his face when he says he will turn his face.

"By the way, there is one more thing you must pay attention to. Try to change your temper in the future. Don't kill people or eat planets at every turn. They didn't offend you. Why bother? My Buddha once said something, put down the butcher knife and stand on the ground. Become a Buddha, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn back to the shore..."

"Who is my Buddha?"

"...Mr. Tathagata, okay, I won't talk to you so much. As a doctor, what I have to do is over. Next, my identity will change to a chef, which is what you said Chef, if you can get used to the food I cook, it’s a great honor. If you’re not used to it, just pretend that I’ve never been here before. Well, do you have a needle and thread? Your wound is a bit big, I’ll sew it up for you , and your kidney, take it easy in the future, if you go on like this, you probably won't be able to use it after a while."

"..."

Jia Lan swears that he really wants to kill this guy in front of him who is like a gossip woman who has never stopped talking since the beginning of the operation until now. It is buzzing like a fly, so annoying.

"I don't need needles and thread, I can heal myself."

As he said that, he saw Jialan's two big paws directly touching the flesh on both sides of his wound, and then Ye Fei saw a very miraculous thing.

I saw that the wound began to heal at a speed visible to the naked eye, but only in an instant, the wound disappeared completely, and Jialan's body was no different from before the operation.

"Uh~~ Really save materials, what, I think you healed too fast." Ye Fei rubbed his hands aside and said with a tangled expression.

Jialan got off the bed, not understanding what Ye Fei meant.

"Why do you say that?"

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's stomach, and said weakly, "I forgot my knife inside."

Jialan: "......."

"Ye Fei!!! Did you do it on purpose?!!!"

The Elf God and the others were waiting outside, when they suddenly heard an angry voice coming from inside, they immediately panicked.

"What's going on? Is there a fight?" Zaya asked nervously.

Darkside glared at him, and said, "Can you think of something better? Is God Ye so easy to fight with others?"

Bingo frowned and said, "Now it's not whether God Ye will fight with others, but whether Jialan will fight with God Ye. The call just now was obviously made by Jialan, and only his voice can penetrate it." This kind of soundproof room, and the voice is full of violent emotions, what did God Ye do to him?"

The elf god also frowned and thought for a while, he really couldn't figure out what happened inside, it was quiet just now, why did Jialan suddenly go crazy? Could it be that Ye Fei didn't take out the stone for him?

"Be prepared to fight, wait and see the changes, respond to all changes with the same, and respond to all changes with all changes."

boom!

As soon as the elf god finished speaking, the door of the room was smashed directly from the inside, and then Ye Fei ran out like a rabbit, as if there was a dog chasing him in a hurry.

There is no dog behind Ye Fei, but Jialan.

Jialan chased after it with a big stride, and shouted, "Stop!"

Ye Fei shook his head resolutely, and muttered: "The ghost will stop, whoever stops is a fool."

The elf god stopped between the two as soon as he moved. He knew that he was not Jia Lan's opponent, but he still wanted to do it because he couldn't let Ye Fei make any mistakes.

"God Jialan, why on earth is this? As a healer, Ye Fei saved you, why do you still want to hunt him down?" asked the elf god.

Jialan glanced at the elf god, then stared at Ye Fei who was behind the elf god, pointed at Ye Fei and said angrily, "Ask him!"

The elf god looked back at Ye Fei.

Ye Fei was a little embarrassed and said: "Well, after the operation, he forgot the scalpel in his stomach, probably in his kidney."

Elf God: "..."

Bingo, Dakseid, and Zaya were also speechless.

Brother, are you really a doctor? Your operation is too unreliable, right? It's better to have a few stones in the belly of this thing, it's a knife, if you forget it in the kidney, you will die.

"this......."

The elf god didn't know what to say, he didn't even know how to persuade, how can I protect you by talking about it? Why don't you forget yourself in his stomach?

Just when the Elf God and the others felt headaches, they saw Jia Lan directly inserted his claws into his stomach, and then pulled it out, pulling out a knife from his stomach, and the wound on his stomach appeared A blue light disappeared instantly.

Jia Lan looked at the knife in her hand and said, "This is a very extraordinary knife. Although I don't know what material it is made of, I like it very much."

Ye Fei hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, you don't have to like it, I will use this knife to cook for you later."

Jialan: "..."

The Elf God and the Silver Surfer: "..."

Let me wipe, Ye Fei, are you sure what you said is true? You just used this knife to perform surgery on someone, and then you used this knife to cook for others, can you be more disgusting?

Jialan stood there and stared at Ye Fei for a long time, then finally threw the knife directly to him, saying: "I have a knife, a knife for killing people, and it can cook, but you can't use this knife, I have a cleanliness habit. "

Ye Fei: "..."

This time, Ye Fei was speechless. He looked Jialan carefully up and down, this girl doesn't look like a person with a cleanliness, brother, you even eat stones and mud, but you gave me Said you have cleanliness? You are a clean freak!

Seeing Ye Fei's constipated face, Jialan laughed loudly and said: "It's still the same sentence, if the food I cook makes me like it, I can say anything, if I can't swallow it, I'm sorry. No one can leave, don't think that I will let you go after you helped me cure the kidney stone."

After finishing speaking, Jia Lan said to Silver Surfer: "Take him to the kitchen."

Ye Fei said again: "..."

This guy is completely stunned. He didn't expect that a guy who eats planets for a living and a few generals who don't need to eat anything will live in a kitchen. Brother, you guys who don't eat fireworks Are you serious about your work?

Silver Shadow Man came over on a surfboard, beckoned to Ye Fei with a serious face, and said, "Come with me."

Ye Fei snorted, he really wanted to see what Jialan's kitchen looked like.

After walking a few steps, he stopped again, looked at the elf gods, and said to Jialan, "You must ensure the safety of my friends."

Jialan snorted and said, "They made me lose three generals!"

"Crap, you killed it all yourself, okay?"

"......go Go."

Jia Lan waved her hand directly, and hurriedly let Ye Fei go. He is still in pain because of this matter, but Ye Fei turned back, knowing that he would not mention this trouble.

After getting Jialan's promise, Ye Fei and Yin Yingxia left the hall and walked right, passed through a corridor and turned left again, and saw another palace.

Silver Surfer pointed to the palace and said, "The kitchen."

Ye Fei said again: "..."

Nima, this is the kitchen? Brother die, is this the palace?

That's right, the palace in front of Ye Fei is definitely more luxurious and spacious than the Golden Han Palace he has seen before, it is simply extravagant and inhuman.

Ye Fei walked forward slowly, followed by Yin Yingxia.

"Thank you." Silver Surfer said suddenly.

Ye Fei was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's all I can help you with."

"enough."

"You're welcome, go see her when you're on Earth."

"I will, you are a different person, I hope you can escape today's catastrophe."

"Should be able to, by the way, can you tell me what flavor Jialan likes? Which one is sweet, bitter, spicy and salty?"

"...I don't know, what is the taste of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty? I have never eaten a bite of anything, and I don't know what the taste is."

Ye Fei waved his hand helplessly. He knew that Jialan's hobby was to play the piano with cows. Even if he knew about it, he probably wouldn't say it, so let's do it as usual.

Pushing open the gate of the palace, Ye Fei was stunned at the door. He knew that the palace-style kitchen was very luxurious, but he didn't expect it to be so luxurious.

The entire room is full of colorful light, and almost every point is inlaid with huge gemstones of different colors, reflecting each other, and the light lasts forever.

All kinds of decorations are placed around the palace, each of which is shining, and there are also some green evergreen trees with lush branches and leaves, full of vitality.

There is a huge table made of unknown material in the middle, but there is nothing on the table.

There are only so many things in the whole palace, although they are not many, but each of them is definitely a real treasure, and if you take it out, it is definitely a rare treasure, even he doubts that he can sell a gem if he just deducts a gem and returns it to the earth sky-high price.

"Uh~ is this the kitchen?" Ye Fei looked around the so-called kitchen again and asked.

Yin Yingxia said: "It should be counted. This is designed and decorated by Jialan God himself, but it has never been used since the decoration was completed. The gods don't need to eat ordinary food, and we don't need to eat."

"Then what are you doing with a kitchen?"

Silver Shadow Man glanced at Ye Fei, then looked at the palace-like kitchen, and said leisurely: "It's beautiful."

Ye Fei: "..."

"That's what Jialan God said. He said that a family must have a kitchen, a bathroom, a bedroom and a balcony. Only in this way can it be considered complete."

"...and a living room and dining room."

"That's right, that's what Jialan God said, hey~ how do you know?"

"Nonsense, that's how we design it there. Now I seriously suspect that the home planet of the Jialan God is Earth. Maybe he was a decoration designer before."

"......I don't understand what you're talking about. You can do it for him. I'll watch outside. When it's done, call me and I'll carry it over. Oh, by the way, what are you going to do? "

"what are you doing?"

Ye Fei smiled, and then took off his backpack...

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