Chapter 1700 Help, Move Out This Pile of Stones

Because you got kidney stones!

As soon as Ye Fei's words fell, the entire palace was instantly silent.

Even Jialan, who was writhing in pain on the ground, was still.

Everyone's eyes fell on Ye Fei, and they were a little apprehensive about this guy.

"Well, why are you looking at me like this? I'm thin-skinned, so I'll be embarrassed." Ye Fei blushed, and hurriedly lowered his head and said coyly.

This scene was so suspenseful that the Elf God and the Silver Shadow Man all vomited, your sister, are you thin-skinned? Are you ashamed to say you are thin-skinned? You ask which of these people at the scene has thicker skin than you, you are so thick-skinned, let alone unexpected, you are already unexpected!

"Bastard, you dare to talk nonsense in front of the gods, who gave you the courage?" Skywalker roared.

"Liang Jingru."

"Who? Who is Liang Jingru?"

"Don't worry about who she is, what do you mean by talking at this time? I am helping Jialan God to diagnose, you suddenly interrupted my consultation rhythm, do you know that you are disrespecting Jialan God... ...Hey, don't run."

Just now Ye Fei said that he disrespected the God of Jialan, Skywalker turned his head and walked back, fuck it, you stinky shameless, if you want to use this trick again, I won't fall for your tricks.

Seeing that Skywalker ran away halfway through the question, Ye Fei was very angry. He felt that he had been insulted. How could he only ask half the question? It's rude.

Red Shift opened his mouth, but he didn't say the last word. It wasn't that he didn't want to say it, but that he didn't dare to say it.

Now the few of them are completely afraid of Ye Fei, people kill people in the dark, this bastard directly kills people invisible, and it is the most useless method of killing people, it is extremely shameless.

Silver Shadow Man never thought about talking at all. He is smarter than anyone else now. He knows that as long as you speak, even if it is a sentence, you are likely to fall into the pit dug by Ye Fei. At that time, you will not be able to climb up even if you want to. come out.

He is a person who has been to the earth, and he knows that the people on the earth are best at digging holes and filling them with soil and then burying them alive.

The spirit gods and the others were almost suffering from internal injuries behind them.

"I've completely kneeled down to God Ye. This is too much nonsense. What's all this about? That's Jialan, can Jialan get kidney stones?"

"Hmm...what the hell is a kidney stone."

"There are rocks here."

"...poof~~"

Jia Lan on the ground squinted at Ye Fei and said, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

Ye Fei nodded seriously, and said, "Of course I know, you have kidney stones."

"You...do you know who I am?"

"The god of Jialan."

"Since you know that I'm a god and I'm swallowing stars, you should know that I won't get kidney stones, because every planet I devour has countless huge peaks full of stones, and I have all these stones. It can be digested, not to mention what kind of ghost kidney stone? Are you kidding me or despise me?"

"No, there is a reason why I said you got kidney stones, and it has a lot to do with your usual diet. First of all, you usually eat too many stones, and the main component of stones is calcium. There are many, the calcium in the body increases day by day, which paves the way for your kidney stones, and you just said that you ate a wine king star and a fresh king star, and seafood and wine were eaten together That is the biggest mistake, because seafood is a high-protein and low-fat food, which contains a lot of purine and glycosides. These two things will be oxidized after being mixed with wine, which will be converted into uric acid in the body, and too much uric acid will make people People have gout, this is one thing, you should be very glad that you have not had gout, but unfortunately you have got stones, this is mainly because uric acid cannot be excreted in time, and it accumulates in the body in the form of sodium salt for a long time, slowly Congealed into a stone, understand?"

Ye Fei chattered a lot, then stared at Jia Lan and asked.

Jialan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

I rely on,

This kid actually said such a thing at this time?

"Uric acid? Sodium salt? High protein and low fat?"

Jialan was completely dazed, repeating a few words over and over again, without understanding what was going on at all.

"That's right, these things are needed by humans and other species, but they need to be in moderation. Excessive amounts will have negative effects. Also, are your eyes a little sore? Also, do you feel a little swollen?"

"how do you know?"

"As I said just now, I'm a pretty good doctor."

"How are the eyes treated?"

"If you believe me, I will make some eye drops for you later, and then you can ask the Silver Surfer to get it for you. Put it in your eyes three times a day in the morning, noon and night, and make sure that your eyes are all right within a week. It also makes it brighter and brighter.”

"you sure?"

"Of course I am sure, and you are such a powerful god, can I lie in front of you? I still want to live a few more days."

Ye Fei patiently explained the principle of the disease and the solution to Jia Lan, causing the elves and the gods to almost fall asleep listening to it. This little bastard, why are there so many messy things in his head? Where did he learn it from? Take a look and you have fooled Jialan.

"Of course, I can cure your disease, but it's only a temporary solution. If you want to completely get rid of the pain caused by this disease, you must solve it fundamentally." Ye Fei said with a serious face.

Jia Lan is completely fed up with this kind of pain. I heard from Ye Fei that he can cure it, but it is only a temporary solution. If you want to completely cure it, you need to solve it fundamentally. Where is the root cause?

"How to deal with it?"

Ye Fei pointed to Jia Lan's big belly, and said, "From diet, we have an old saying that disease enters from the mouth, that is to say, most of the diseases of sick patients enter from the mouth. What kind of food will lead to your body's health, like you catch a planet and swallow it, this way of eating and drinking is extremely wrong, you must correct it. "

"Ix-on:#￥%"

This time, not to mention the two groups of Silver Shadow Man and Elven God, even Jia Lan himself started to scold.

Your sister, I rely on devouring other planets to obtain energy, but you are lucky, tell me that this way of eating is wrong, I want to correct it, I will correct an eggplant! How did I correct my energy? Where does my energy come from? I'm out of energy, am I still a fool? !

"impossible!"

Jialan ran away immediately, it is impossible not to swallow stars, and it is impossible not to swallow stars in this life.

"Hehe, it's not impossible, but it depends on whether you are willing to change. I know you must say that I don't have energy if I don't eat stars. You can get energy from other sources. Food, normal food, this is what you should eat Yes, compared with Tun Xing, you should eat foods that are complete in color, fragrance, shape, and only by eating these foods can you truly enjoy life and enjoy the process of life. Let me ask you, have you ever tasted sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty? How many flavors?"

Jialan: "..."

"Look, you haven't tasted it, have you? This shows that you only enjoy the pleasure/feeling brought by your rights and abilities, but you haven't tasted the happiness that life brings you. Let me say something bad, you, Just a power slave, I know you want to kill me, but I still want to say, because in my eyes you are my patient, I need to remind and tell you everything that is good for you, kill me."

When Ye Fei first talked about power slaves, Jialan was about to kill this guy, but after hearing what happened next, Jialan retracted her fingers like Optimus Prime.

"Maybe you're right. I'm just a power slave, but I can't help myself. Apart from the planet, I can't get energy from any food. I have no choice."

"Well, I'll cure your illness first, and then we'll discuss the issue of food. Maybe there are better alternatives."

Ye Fei knew that he couldn't drag it any further, and he would be fine if he continued. The point is that Sauron might not be able to withstand it. The battlefield was full of gunpowder, bombs and heads were flying together, so the little guy might stop eating without paying attention. .

"How?" Jialan asked.

At the same time, the Yin Yingxia and the Elven Gods also pricked up their ears and listened. They all wanted to hear how Ye Fei treated Jia Lan for kidney stones. After all, you have been fooling around for so long. If you do, you will die miserably.

Ye Fei smiled and said: "There are two ways, one is medication, and the other is surgical treatment. Medication may take longer. In addition, you need to cooperate personally. Drink plenty of water or eat fruits with high water content. , jump up and down as much as possible, let the stones slide down slowly, and then be excreted from the body, and the surgical treatment will be faster, but you need to rest for a period of time after the operation, and you should also cooperate with the diet. This is a relatively fast method Ways to reduce pain."

"operation treatment."

As soon as Ye Fei finished speaking, Jia Lan had already made a decision. After all, this thing was too painful, and he would rather die than live now.

"Okay, since you choose surgical treatment, let me tell you about the types of surgical treatment. There are two types of surgery to remove stones, one is traditional surgery, and the other is laser surgery. Lasers are used to crush the stones and then pass them out of the body. , so drink plenty of water and eat more fruit.”

"Traditional surgery."

"Traditional surgery is a bit painful and requires an open laparotomy."

"Hahaha, what kind of injury has I, Jialan, never experienced? What's so scary about a small laparotomy? Traditional surgery."

Jialan really wanted to get rid of this pain earlier, he really couldn't stand it anymore.

This kind of pain is not the same as a war injury. The pain of a war injury passes quickly, but this kind of pain is different. It is a stone grinding and grinding in your kidney, and that thing is chronic. It's a bit maddening to torture you abruptly.

"Okay, since you choose traditional surgery, let's start. The sooner you have the surgery, the sooner you will be out of pain. Is there a quiet room? I don't need to be disturbed."

Jia Lan pointed to the left and said, "There are here."

Saying that, Jialan stood up from the ground in pain, then staggered to the left.

Skywalker and Redshift hurried over.

"Jialan God, be careful of fraud."

"That's right, I'm very suspicious now that he said traditional surgery on purpose, so as to be detrimental to the gods during the surgery."

Jia Lan stopped in her tracks, then looked back at Ye Fei, and said, "Do you dare?"

Ye Fei shrugged and said: "Now I am just a doctor, and you are my patient. There is a saying among the doctors on our earth that it is the bounden duty of a doctor to save the dying and heal the wounded. If I want you to suffer, I will not go to such lengths." Tell you a lot."

"I believe you." Jia Lan nodded and said.

Skywalker hurriedly said: "God Jialan, in order to ensure nothing goes wrong, I ask to be guarded by the side."

Red Shift also hurriedly said: "I also ask to guard the gods aside, in case he has ulterior motives."

Silver Surfer also came over, this guy still didn't say a word, he showed his attitude when he came over.

Jia Lan hummed, and said, "They won't disturb you if they're on the sidelines?"

Ye Fei smiled and said, "As long as you don't worry, I don't care."

"Okay, you come with me."

Jialan clutched her stomach in pain and walked ahead, followed by Skywalker, Redshift and Silver Surfer, and Ye Fei followed at the end.

When he was about to enter a room, the elf god stopped Ye Fei.

"Don't worry, if he wanted our lives, we would have died many times, not to mention that I am helping him out of the sea of ​​suffering." Ye Fei smiled and said.

The elf god was still worried, and asked, "Can we go in?"

"No, it's still what I said just now. If he wants to kill me, even if you are by my side, he won't be able to stop him. Don't be angry when I say this."

The spirit god really can't be angry, because what Ye Fei said is the truth, if Jialan wants to kill Ye Fei, they can only watch helplessly even if they are beside Ye Fei, because their strength is far from Jialan's up.

"Then be careful." Finally, the elf god warned.

Ye Fei nodded, and followed Jialan and Yin Yingxia into a spacious and quiet room.

This room is really big, and there is a big bed more than one meter high, but the length of this bed is a bit exaggerated, just like a boat.

I don't know what kind of lighting equipment was used in the whole room. All in all, Ye Fei didn't find his shadow at all after he walked into the room. This is also suitable for surgery, otherwise he would have to find a way to make a surgical light.

"Can you?" Jalan asked.

"Very good place, let's get started."

Saying that, Ye Fei let Jia Lan lie on the bed, and he directly took out his pitch-black kitchen knife.

Yes, Ye Fei used this pitch-black kitchen knife to perform surgery on Jialan. Compared to ordinary people, this kitchen knife is too big to be used as a scalpel at all, but it is much smaller compared to Jialan. , small and exquisite, just to be a scalpel.

After Jialan lay down, Silver Surfer and others stood around.

Ye Fei looked at it, then pointed to a few corners, and said, "Stay aside, don't get in the way."

"you......"

Skywalker was immediately angry, they are Jialan's generals, who would dare to talk to them like this except Jialan?

But as soon as he got angry, he saw Jialan's cold eyes, so Skywalker, Redshift, and Silver Surfer hurriedly found a corner to stand.

They dare not offend Jialan.

After all the unstable factors were considered and resolved, Ye Fei picked up the kitchen knife and cut Jia Lan's stomach.

With a bang, Jialan's abdomen was cut directly.

At this time, Jialan's heart jumped suddenly. He didn't expect the knife in Ye Fei's hand to be so sharp. He knew his physical defense ability, let alone an ordinary knife, even if it was a If a god's weapon wants to injure himself, he must use all his strength. What kind of knife is this?

Even at this moment, Jia Lan was afraid that Ye Fei would harm him.

But Ye Fei didn't hurt him. After cutting open the abdomen, the knife went down and then retracted.

With his hands, he pulled the opening of Jialan's abdomen to the side, and then asked a question that made Jialan almost vomit blood.

"Uh~~Do you need anesthetic?"

Jialan swears, if his stomach hadn't been cut open, he would really jump up and rub Ye Fei to death if he was afraid that the thing in his stomach would fall out. Did you think of this problem after dissecting it? Did you mean it?

"No, it's just a flesh injury, just hurry up." Jia Lan gritted her teeth and said.

"Oh."

Ye Fei hurriedly lowered his head and pawed in Jialan's stomach.

Jialan was really too big, and Ye Fei couldn't find the place he was looking for after struggling for a long time, and finally he was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

"Did you find it?" Jialan asked frantically.

I said in my heart that you treated my stomach like a garbage dump, didn't you? You have been rambling for a long time, how about Taobao?

"Not yet, your belly...is too fat. I'm not talking about you. You should lose weight. If you continue like this, it's easy to get high."

"What are three highs?"

"High blood pressure, high blood sugar, high blood fat, hey~~ Don't move, I found it."

Ye Fei finally found the place where the stones were piled up, and then quickly picked up the kitchen knife and hit it, but when Ye Fei saw the stones in Jialan's stomach, it hurt a bit.

He stared at the stone for a long time, then waved to Skywalker and said, "Come here."

Skywalker was fuming with anger, no one except Jialan dared to tell him so.

It's just that it's about Jialan now, and he has to listen to Ye Fei.

"What are you doing?" Skywalker asked reluctantly after he came over.

Ye Fei pointed to the cut wound on Jialan's stomach, and said, "Help, move this pile of stones out."

"...."

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