Chapter 1713 You Came Back Just in Time, Help Move the Table Upstairs
Face and integrity are two good things.
Some people can fight their whole life for them.
But Ye Fei is obviously not one of the "Someone".
He doesn't value these two things at all, and this has something to do with his previous experience. When he was an apprentice in Tianhe Shanggong, he would not and could not have face and integrity when learning cooking under Han Jiu. Yes, like a dog who is beaten and scolded every day, what face and integrity are you talking about?
So these two things Ye Fei only slowly accumulated a little bit later, um, yes, just a little bit, and it is precisely because they are few that they should be cherished even more.
He likes good things, but he can't deceive others because of good things, unless it is absolutely necessary.
Now it is obvious that it is not a last resort. Whether it is Dakseid or Zaya, they will be the live broadcast guests of my next program. They are here to cheer for me. Tell me, if you cheat others again, do you still have a conscience?
Well, although I don't have many things like conscience, I can't force myself into it. Everything must have a degree, right?
So Ye Fei directly rejected the temptation of the system with no morals and no lower limit.
But he really likes the two super luxurious chairs given by Dakseid and Zaya. This one is a chair studded with diamonds in the left hand, and a chair studded with colorful agates in the right hand, with a smile on his face. Like a poodle, it's all folds.
The elf god came over, snatched the diamond chair away, and was about to sit down, but Ye Fei yelled, making the elf god jump up again in fright.
"What's wrong?" the elf god asked.
Ye Fei ran over and brought the chair back, and then gave the elf god one of the bamboo chairs provided by the system.
Now, no matter in terms of appearance or price, even the chairs provided by the system are not worth as much as the two chairs given by Darkseid and Zaya, each of which will be scary to take out.
So Ye Fei didn't want these two chairs to show up, he wanted to hide them, but the guy was just about to go upstairs with the two chairs to hide them, when the system had something to say in his mind.
"The host site must keep fifteen chairs. If the host does not use the chairs provided by the system, other substitutes need to be used to make up for the vacancies, which cannot be changed."
Ye Fei: "..."
Hearing the sound of the system, the guy raised his foot and put it down again. He looked at the chair that Lao Han gave him, and protested, "Why didn't you mention that stool back then?"
The system was silent for a while, then said quietly: "That stool is not as valuable as these two chairs."
".......your sister!"
Ye Fei almost ran away.
What kind of rubbish system are you talking about? This guy is also a guy who dislikes the poor and loves the rich. He only likes the good ones, and doesn't even bother to say a word about the bad ones.
However, since the system requires fifteen chairs to be kept on site, if he hides these two shiny chairs now, he really can’t find a substitute. , according to its words, these two chairs are valuable, and I can't change them if I want to.
In the end, Ye Fei was so heartbroken that he put the two chairs facing each other with a little distance between them, and then sat on the agate chair with his feet directly on the diamond chair.
Yes, I have two seats.
Seeing this scene, the Elf God gang couldn't laugh or cry, this girl has a childish temper, you can see how good this rascal is at playing tricks.
Darkside said: "God Ye, if you like, I can replace all your tables and chairs with this one."
Zaya also hurriedly said, "I can do it too."
The two of them have completely convinced Ye Fei now, especially if they followed him to the Seventh Universe, they returned safely under the hands of the Jialan God, and the reason for this is all thanks to Ye Fei. After talking about the death of Jialan's three capable men, he was able to conquer Jialan with five delicacies and gain the friendship of the other party. This is a god-man.
For such a person,
As long as you are not a fool, you know how to deal with it.
Ingratiate yourself!
Although Dakseid and Zaya are both the supreme rulers of one universe, their abilities are much worse than Jialan's, and even Yefei's ability is much different, so they must be friends well. Row.
And what is the way to make friends?
gift!
What happened to the aliens?
It's not fashionable for aliens to give gifts, is it?
When Ye Fei heard this, he was so happy that he almost fell off the two chairs. He was too unconcerned. If he had any objections to such a good thing, he would be a pig.
But you can't be too obvious, or you will make people laugh, right?
So Ye Fei pretended to think for three seconds... He didn't dare to think for too long, he was afraid that after a long time, he agreed with these two guys and would regret it, so there would be no place to cry.
"This... To be honest, this big table and these chairs have been with me for a long time, and they are very emotional. I am really reluctant to replace them." Ye Fei said with a distressed expression.
Darkseid and Zaya didn't understand what Ye Fei meant, let alone that Ye Fei hadn't finished speaking, so they cut off Ye Fei's words directly.
"Oh, so that's how it is. Since Ye Shen has feelings for these tables and chairs, then forget it." Dakseid said with a look of disappointment.
Zaya also sighed, and said: "I know Ye Shen is a person who attaches great importance to emotions, but I didn't expect to treat tables and chairs with such affection. I really envy this table and these chairs. Ye Shen, it's because we didn't think carefully, forgive me Forgive me."
"Yes, I have prepared fifteen drilling chairs, but unfortunately I have to destroy them again."
"Me too. I also prepared a huge seven-colored agate table. Unfortunately, Ye Shen probably doesn't like it anymore, so he can only destroy it."
I don't know if I'm really disappointed or deliberately cooperated when the two met. It looks really sad when you say it one by one.
They didn't notice Ye Fei's face now. Ye Fei's face was trembling like a high-frequency vibrating machine was filled in it, chug chug... endless.
This guy really wants to jump up and give these two guys two slaps. It's very rude for others to cut off their words. Do you understand? You fucking listen to me, when did I say no?
The Elf God, Bingo, and little Sauron and his father were watching all this, and everyone laughed like crazy, especially Bingo, who actually started to learn how to bark his teeth.
"Hey hey...."
Ye Fei gave Bingo a white look, and said, "I think you look better when you're not smiling."
bingo:"......"
The guy's smile disappeared in an instant, and he said seriously: "Didn't you say it was better when you laughed?"
"No, no, I didn't say that."
"Did I remember it wrongly?"
"definitely."
"I've never missed anything, let alone it's only been a few days, it's impossible."
"There is a sport on our planet called basketball, and the most powerful league for playing basketball is called the NBA. The slogan of the NBA is that anything is possible, so you don't need to doubt it."
"......Oh."
The elf laughing tears were about to come out. He once again realized how thick Ye Fei's face was and how broken his integrity was. He believed that Bingo had definitely remembered correctly, but this guy just refused to admit it.
He also knew what Ye Fei meant, so he said with a smile: "Ye boy, I remember the last time I was a guest, you told me that you wanted to change a set of high-end tables and chairs, but you have been too busy , I don’t have time to change it, right? I think Dakseid and Zaya also sincerely want to give you two sets of tables and chairs. Since they said it, if you don’t accept it, they may be unhappy in their hearts. Right? Both of you."
Dakseid and Zaya all looked at the elf god gratefully, and nodded quickly.
"That's right."
"Yes Yes."
Ye Fei: "..."
He was so happy that he wished he could hug Elf God's beautiful face and kiss him to disfigure him. This guy's assist came too timely.
But... can I agree so readily?
cannot!
"Haha, I didn't expect you to remember my words after such a long time. I almost forgot myself, but we have a saying here, it's three years old, three years old, three years old mending, these old men It’s not easy, buddy, even if I replace them, I will store them in the Ye Fei Museum, this is the glory they deserve.”
"Ye Fei Museum?"
The elf god is so hung up, you are so shameless, why have I never heard of the Ye Fei Museum? Why are you so pissed off? After a while, people change their minds and you have no place to cry.
Fortunately, Darkseid spoke at this time.
"It should be, it should be, I didn't expect Ye Shenzhong's affection to reach such a level, I'm not as good as it."
Zaya also sighed: "God Ye, just because of your emotional personality, you are my friend, I have made a decision, the elf god friend just said is very right, what we take out will never be taken back Yes, we won't be happy if you don't accept it."
Bingo rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling, thinking that you are two bastards, you were bought by others and are still counting the money for others, tell me how you two have practiced so well in terms of IQ, also known as two The supreme ruler of the universe?
Ye Fei rolled his eyes, finally gritted his teeth, and said: "Well, since the two of you are pushing each other hard, I can only accept it, but let's talk first, I'm just borrowing it, if you When I want to go back, I can speak at any time, and I, Ye Fei, will return it immediately without saying a word."
Not to mention the elf god, even Bingo wanted to go up and kick this guy.
Tell me a good word, can you still have some face and morals? Can the things that people give away be returned? Just borrow it for a while, and you will be old forever if you borrow it, and you will pay it back, what a fart you are.
But for Darkseid and Zaya, Ye Fei's words are enough.
So the two nodded quickly, and it didn't take long for Darkseid to get fourteen chairs studded with diamonds and a huge table studded with diamonds for Ye Fei.
Zaya bought fourteen chairs inlaid with colorful agates and a table with colorful agates for Ye Fei.
Immediately, it can be said that the whole dilapidated house became resplendent and resplendent. This thing is like a man leaning on clothes and a horse leaning on a saddle. Even if Ye Fei lives in a thatched house, there are so many top-level luxury tables and chairs in the house at once. Luxurious enough.
In Ye Fei's opinion, Darkseid and Zaya should just make up a set of tables and chairs together. Unexpectedly, each of them gave a set and made a fortune. This is really a fortune.
Looking at the two sets of super stylish desks and chairs, Ye Fei suppressed his excitement, stood up and touched this one, touched that one, and finally sighed: "Although the hand feel is not as good as my set of desks and chairs, it is better than the appearance, thank you Alright, two."
A group of people: "..."
are you crazy?
The hand feel is not as good as your table and chairs, are you sure the hand feel of diamonds and agate is not as good as bamboo?
In the end, Ye Fei sat down on a diamond chair, screaming for the system in his heart.
"Come out, come out, come out you bastard."
System: "...The system has detected that the host is currently emotionally unstable and mentally disturbed, please pay attention to the host."
"...I pay attention to a hammer."
"What's the matter with the host calling system?"
"I'm going to smash tables and chairs! Do the math, how much will it cost in total?" Ye Fei shouted in his heart like a nouveau riche.
system:"......"
"Neuropathy!"
Ye Fei: "..."
In the end, the system ignored him, and Ye Fei didn't smash the table and chair, and even if he smashed it, he had to wait until these guys left before doing anything.
"Okay, then we'll use these two new sets of tables and chairs, then what, everyone, can you please help me move these original tables and chairs upstairs? I will put them in my museum when I have time go inside."
"No problem." Several people in Dakseid said almost at the same time.
Then each of them carried two chairs and slowly carried things upstairs for Ye Feifei along the stairs.
Although the building Ye Fei lives in has only two floors, it is high enough. Otherwise, Bingo, Darkseid, and Zaya would be three meters tall and they would not be able to get in. This thing is taller than a factory building, and the stairs are also long. There was a bend in the middle, so the few people didn't move too fast, and they didn't dare to move too fast, for fear that Ye Fei would break it. Did you hear what he said? This is sentimental stuff.
Lao Mo and his group have been at the door since they were resurrected. At this moment, they looked into the room, and they happened to see Dakseid, Zaya, Elven God and Bingo helping Ye Feifei move the table upstairs. Chair, everyone petrified instantly.
"What the hell, am I right? Is God Ye so awesome now?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh, that's the supreme executive officer of our universe, Lord Elven God, how did you become Ye Shen's coolie?"
"Uh~~Then Niucha's bingo has also become a coolie."
"There are those two, both of whom are the supreme rulers of one universe, this goddamn... Oops, my titanium alloy dog eyes, this is so exciting."
Everyone was completely messed up. No one thought that Ye Fei would be so crazy that he directly used the supreme rulers of several universes as coolies. If this spreads out, several universes will be turned upside down.
"Hey hey hey, slow down, elf god, be careful, turn the corner, crap, you touched the leg of the chair, will you move the chair?!" Ye Fei raised his head and looked at the people who were going upstairs. The elf god, who yelled in the back.
The elf is so arrogant that he wants to hit Ye Fei with a chair directly, you shameless, this is the first time in my life that I help someone move a chair, you are screaming, screaming, isn't it just a broken chair?
"Bingo, Bingo, raise it up a little bit, yes, yes, yes, can such awesome people even know how to move a chair?" Ye Feihu continued to roar with a straight face.
So Bingo, Dakseid, and Zaya wanted to beat Ye Fei collectively, are you still going to finish? Look at all the universes, who else dares to yell at us except you? I don't know how to move chairs anymore, and this is the first time I've ever moved a chair in my life.
"Roar~~"
Bingo raised his fist at Ye Fei, then roared.
Dakseid also gave Ye Fei a middle finger with a face full of pain.
Zaya directly took out his mallet and waved it at Ye Fei twice.
And then...then the three guys keep moving tables and chairs.
At this time, the Silver Shadow Man came back. He just took a look at Susan's grave just now. As for taking her away, he would wait until he got the delicious food made by Ye Fei, so he wandered outside for a while I'm back again, waiting for Ye Fei to make delicious food.
As a result, as soon as he floated through the door, Silver Shadow Man saw Ye Fei pinching his waist with one hand and pointing at the elves and gods, yelling and ordering, just like a landlady.
And the elves and gods moved two chairs each carefully upstairs.
Seeing this scene, Silver Surfer fell headfirst from the surfboard with a plop.
"Ahem, let me say, what's going on?" Silver Shadow Man climbed back onto the surfboard and asked softly beside Ye Fei.
Ye Fei looked back and said, "You came back just in time, help move this table upstairs."
Silver Surfer: "..."
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