Chapter 1750 Said, How Many Holes Were Dug? !
Liu Banxian was really angry, what do you think the two guys are yelling at?
It's all right now, it's not enough to call it the first knife of Qiankun, and it's directly on the whole hand, and blood was drawn, don't you think it's annoying? How embarrassing it would be if it got out.
Liu Banxian grinned and turned his head to stare at Jiuyue and Fat Pig fiercely. He really wanted to rush up and slap each of them. He has been with him for so long, and he hasn't developed any concentration. What are you doing?
"If you two little bastards don't tell me why, be careful that the knife in my hand will cut you off." Liu Banxian waved a small knife that was only as long as a finger in his hand, with white hair standing on end, teeth and claws Said.
Jiuyue glanced at Liu Banxian excitedly.
But Fat Pig jumped up directly, then raised his hands, and jumped around twice before shouting: "I got it, I got it, Xiao Jiu got it!"
"What do you mean? What hit?" Liu Banxian asked with a confused face.
"Win the lottery, Xiao Jiu has won the lottery."
Fat Pig was really excited, as if it wasn't Jiuyue who won the lottery, but himself, this guy blushed with excitement.
Liu Banxian walked over with a knife in his hands, doubtful, and said, "Win the lottery? Ye Shen's award?"
"Of course."
"Stop talking nonsense, I haven't won the lottery after looking here for a long time, this little bastard just got his account and won the lottery?"
"If you don't believe me, look."
As he said that, Fat Pig pulled Liu Banxian and pointed at the screen in front of him, and said, "Did you see it? Liu Banxian, did you see it? The lucky wheel stopped, Xiao Jiu's name and ID number are the same."
Liu Banxian glanced at the screen in front of him, then rubbed his eyes and looked again, the knife in his hand fell directly, and it happened to fall on his foot, and the point was still pointing down.
What is even more speechless is that no one knows what kind of material this guy's knife is made of. It is extremely sharp. Although he didn't intentionally stab his foot, it was directly stuck in his foot even when it fell so freely. on the feet.
"Fuck! Aww~~"
Liu Banxian finally came to his senses, this guy jumped high, and then screamed while hugging his left foot.
pain!
It really hurts!
Tears from the pain fell out of this guy, and he quickly sat down on the ground, pulled out the knife on his feet, and took off the broken shoes with exposed toes, and saw that the blood on his feet was gurgling. Flow out.
"Your sister!!! It's a big loss, it's a big loss, I'm a big loss."
This guy was screaming while holding his own feet.
That's right, now Liu Banxian really regrets that his intestines are green, who is he? He is Liu Banxian. Although he can't count five hundred years from the past, he is still very powerful in the eyes of others, okay?
Fortunately, I, a person who can pinch and count, just quit Ye Shen's live broadcast room, and someone over there used the same device to log in and won the prize within a minute.
Tell me what is this called?
If others know about this matter, it will be even more embarrassing than cutting your own hand with a knife just now.
"My fame in the first life was purely ruined in the hands of you two bastards. Oh, my flesh hurts, my bones hurt, and my heart hurts even more. You two are really my nemesis."
Jiuyue cast a glance at Liu Banxian who was screaming, and said: "I said, have you finished howling? I want you to take the guts of a bull and a tiger, why are you screaming here? You really can't save Lai Ba if you keep shouting like this gone."
Liu Banxian pointed at Xiaojiu viciously, and said, "We need to discuss something. If you agree, I will save him. If you don't agree, there is no discussion."
"what's up?"
"This quota should have belonged to me, but you have logged out my account, so you can't take this award, give it to me."
"you......"
Jiuyue vomited blood depressedly, tell me who this is, my account number, I won the lottery,
Why give it to you?
Fat Pig immediately jumped up, pointing at Liu Banxian and cursing: "Well, you shameless Liu Banxian, can you show some face? Look, you haven't won a lottery for a long time, and Xiaojiu won a lottery just after logging in. What does this mean? It shows that he and Ye Shen are predestined, God helped him to win the lottery, who cares about you? You are a lot of age, go to a mirror to see if your face is red or not? I feel so ashamed for you. "
"huh~"
For Fat Pig's scolding, Liu Banxian didn't care at all, anyway, if he could eat the delicious food made by God Ye, what's the shame? Scolding, scolding whatever you want, as long as you give me this quota, I don't care if the sky is dark and the sun and the moon are dark.
Do you see how cheap this guy is?
You can risk everything for food.
Seeing that Liu Banxian ignored him at all, Fat Pig became even more angry.
"Old man, don't go too far. Although you have saved us a few times, every time we want to come back, we leave the best for you. If you still have a little conscience, you can Hurry up and save Lai Ba, don't chatter here."
Liu Banxian squinted at the fat pig, where one leg kept shaking back and forth. This guy has always adhered to the principle that a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
Just when this guy was proud, September spoke lukewarmly.
"On the night of March 28th, when Miss Lin was taking a bath, you hung upside down in front of the window and pierced a layer of window paper, and then looked around for a while, aiming your left eye at the small hole in the window paper, five On the 16th of the month, when the eldest daughter-in-law of the Zhao family is taking a bath, you succeed again in the same way. Tell your family to chase a nasty guy, that person was chased and jumped off the cliff in the end, after you came back that night, your right leg was broken, and it took three months to heal, um~~ I think if I tell the news to these big families If you don’t, you shouldn’t be able to stay in the fifth universe, at least you won’t be able to stay in Lunar Planet, right?”
After finishing speaking, Jiuyue looked cheerfully at Liu Banxian, whose face was already ashen, and stretched his waist, saying: "During this time, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, and my brain is not working well. There are fifteen more that I can’t remember.”
Liu Banxian: "..."
"Little Jiuyue, count yourself as cruel!"
Pointing at Jiuyue fiercely, Liu Banxian turned his head angrily and walked back to the dead cow and tiger, and then directly cut off the two round things under the crotch of the cow and tiger with the knife in his hand, as if it was not Niuhu's, but September's.
"I'll cut, I'll cut, I'll cut, you little brat, you have learned to threaten me, kind... don't threaten people with this, let's see who is afraid of whom?"
Jiuyue still looked at Liu Banxian's back cheerfully from behind, seeing that the knife in this guy's hand seemed to tear a cow and tiger into pieces every time he went down, and said with a smile: "Banxian, I heard you say before, You seem to have a thing that can help people travel through space, can you lend me a use? After all, I am not that kind of person, and I can’t tear apart space. This thing is too far to go to the first universe. There's no way to get there."
Liu Banxian passed away in a daze, the knife in this guy's hand suddenly seemed to turn into a spirit snake, flashing up and down on Niuhu's body, left and right, so Jiuyue and Fat Zhu were surprised to find The bull and tiger were enveloped by a mass of white knife light, and after Liu Banxian stopped, he saw that the bull and tiger were safe and sound.
"Pfft~"
The fat pig squirted straight away, and just as he was about to say a few words, he saw Liu Banxian slapped Niu Hu, and then saw the body of Niu Hu tremble, and then saw the flesh on Niu Hu's body fall apart. Pieces fell to the ground piece by piece.
After all the flesh and skin fell off, there was only a large bone frame left on the scene, without a trace of meat on it, as if it was a bone frame of a work of art, not a skeleton of a bull or tiger.
Seeing this scene, Jiuyue and Fat Pig were all dumbfounded.
This Liu Banxian is not the same as them, he joined them halfway, no, it can't be said that he joined them, he just refused to leave.
Once when they were on their way back from begging for food, they saw an old man lying on the side of the road, so they carried him back. As a result, they carried him back to a big trouble. After the old man woke up, he would talk nonsense, He is like a god stick every day, he doesn't say who he is, and he doesn't go out to beg for food. No, he goes out, but his hands are still empty after he comes back. No one knows what this guy did when he went out.
In the impression of Jiuyue and Fat Pig, it seems that they and Lai Ba begged for food to support him, and this girl has been fooling them around with one mouth from the beginning to now.
In fact, it can’t be regarded as a total fool. Sometimes what he said is very effective. For example, which villain can’t live for a few days, and then the villain is really dead, and the official will lose his head at night, and then he will lose his head during the day. Someone discovered that the official's head was really gone.
It was precisely because of this that they thought that this guy seemed to be really capable, otherwise they wouldn't be so accurate.
Besides these, they really couldn't think of any other merits for Liu Banxian.
But now they were all dumbfounded, they didn't expect that the knife in the hand of this slovenly old man would be so evil, with just a few chuachuachua, only the skeleton remained.
"I thought the knife he was holding every day was a pedicure knife." Fat Pig wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and whispered.
Jiuyue didn't speak, but stared at Liu Banxian for a while, and suddenly clapped his hands and said: "Okay, give me that thing now, and after I come back, I don't want to see Zang Long and his gang again, or else ..."
Liu Banxian didn't speak, but stretched out his hand to pick up Niuhu's guts, and then took a broken bowl with some gaps from the side. The knife stabbed directly at the gut.
Immediately, green bile spurted out and fell directly into the bowl.
After the bile was drained, Liu Banxian walked into a small room next to him with a broken bowl, and came out again after a while, but the bile in the bowl was gone.
He threw the broken bowl on the ground, then stared at Jiuyue expressionlessly and said, "Are you sure you want to use it?"
Jiuyue was taken aback, he had never seen Liu Banxian so serious before, even when he seemed angry just now, he was not so serious, what's wrong? Does that thing not work?
But he was not willing to give up this rare opportunity. He is a beggar and has never eaten really delicious food. The delicious food made by Ye Fei, but it's okay to be able to smell the taste, that's also a very happy thing.
Now I can not only smell the aroma, but also have the opportunity to participate in God Ye's live broadcast, and to eat the delicious food made by God Ye. This opportunity may be once in a lifetime, and I must not miss it.
Under Liu Banxian's cold gaze, Jiuyue suddenly grinned, then nodded and said, "I'm sure."
"Okay, here you are."
Said, Liu Banxian took out a thing wrapped in rags from his arms, threw it to Jiuyue, and said: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, if something happens, you can't blame me, don't worry, I watched the sky last night and found Zang Long and his gang can't survive three days."
Jiuyue caught the rag egg thrown by Liu Banxian, nodded and said, "I'm sorry, I will return it to you after I use it up."
"Need not."
"Ah? You don't want the incredible things you treasure every day?"
"I want it, but I probably won't have the chance."
"What do you mean?"
"You will know, the poison on your friend's body has been cured, and you will wake up soon, farewell!"
After finishing speaking, Liu Banxian turned around, walked out of the house, and slammed into the wind and rain, like a strong man going out to fight.
Jiu Yue hurried to the door and shouted: "Liu Banxian..."
"Don't call me, we won't know each other in the future, you have never seen me, and I don't know you are beggars, please be safe."
"No, I meant to say..."
poof~
Before Jiu Yue finished speaking, she saw Liu Banxian who was walking forward arrogantly and vigorously disappeared in the wind and rain, and it was not until this time that Jiu Yue spoke the second half of his words.
"There is a clear hole in front, and I haven't had time to insert a wooden gun into it yet."
Shh~
A figure rushed out from the ground, stood there and turned to look back, shouting, "Who dug it?!"
The fat pig hiding behind Jiuyue shrank his neck and whispered, "I didn't dig it."
Jiuyue bared her teeth and smiled, "Half Immortal, actually..."
Seeing Jiuyue bared his teeth and grinning, Liu Banxian pointed at him fiercely, then turned around against the wind and rain again... fell into the pit.
Jiu Yueyi covered her face and said, "Actually, I want to tell you that there is another one ahead."
After a while, Liu Banxian's body rushed out from the ground again, and this time he rushed to Jiuyue angrily, grabbed Jiuyue's clothes by the collar, and lifted Jiuyue up. With a ferocious face, he said, "Tell me, how many holes have you dug?!"
Jiu Yue pointed to the fat pig behind him, and said, "Ask him, he dug it all."
Fat Pig: "..."
September, your sister, is it better not to cheat friends like you?
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