Chapter 1699 Because You Got Kidney Stones

Is eating planet easy to digest?

After Ye Fei asked this question, he stood there curiously waiting for Jialan's answer.

However, after hearing Ye Fei ask this question, Xingchen and Yin Yingxia all started to gloat.

They all know very well that although Jialan lives by devouring planets, he really has no choice but to do so. Because of this, he hates people saying that he eats planets, even more than he hates people saying the word "bug" in front of him. to hate.

Ye Fei now actually asks Jialan if eating planets is easy to digest? This is simply exposing Jialan's scars, this is trying to die.

Several people all looked at Ye Fei sympathetically, yes, at this moment they began to sympathize with Ye Fei, because they knew that this guy would die brilliantly soon.

With Jia Lan's temper, he can have more than ten thousand ways to make Ye Fei die slowly amidst the shrill horn sound.

Sure enough, when Ye Fei asked this question, Jia Lan stood up instantly, as if sitting on a gigantic mountain, staring at Ye Fei coldly, and growled: "You have crossed the line."

Ye Fei: "..."

The guy looked down at his feet, then took two steps back, and said, "Is it okay now?"

Jialan: "..."

Damn, why are you so stupid? What I mean by crossing the boundary is that the question you asked crossed the boundary, not that your position crossed the boundary.

"Hmm~~"

Jialan let out a muffled breath, but as soon as the breath came out, everyone saw Jialan's body shaking suddenly, and then directly hugged her stomach with both hands. Beads of sweat the size of peanuts trickled down the face of the incomparably ugly mechanical bug.

At the same time, everyone smelled an extremely stinky smell, which was so crazy that it permeated the entire palace almost instantly.

Ye Fei was the closest to Jialan, and this guy just took a deep breath, so he didn't choke him to death.

"Ahem..."

Ye Fei choked his neck and squatted on the ground, coughing hard, and ten thousand alpacas ran past in his heart, what the hell is going on? Where did such a bad smell come from? It's too smelly, and I'm a little dizzy from the smoke.

Elven God and Bingo also hurriedly covered their noses, but even so, they hurriedly stopped breathing because they couldn't stand the smell.

Stardust trembled in the air, and even began to fade rapidly, shaking back and forth like a piece of paper.

Silver Surfer, Redshift, and Skywalker also held their breath instantly, but they were not prepared, and all of them blushed and had thick necks after a while.

Jialan didn't care at all that he let out a very smelly fart. Now he can only feel the pain in his stomach that seems to be overwhelming, as if ten thousand hands are tearing at his stomach. The pain of the stomach and body being separated made him, a god, a little bit unbearable.

"Roar~~"

Jialan let out a low growl, her whole face was so painful that it was almost deformed.

At the same time, his left eye blinked faster.

chug chug......

Seeing this scene, Ye Fei couldn't help laughing out loud.

That's right, he's not stupid. When he asked Tunxing Jialan that sensitive question just now, he had already turned the gas wheel in his mind, and unfortunately, he got ten times the bad luck!

This is definitely the highest level of unlucky, and he is sure that even Jia Lan cannot escape this level of unlucky. Sure enough, everyone in the room is unlucky now.

Except for Jialan herself, everyone else was dizzy from the stench, and Jialan herself suddenly started to have a stomachache, and at the same time her left eye became more uncomfortable.

Jialan is really about to jump up, who is she? God Jialan, how could you suddenly have a stomachache? It has been thousands of years, I have never had this kind of situation before, what happened today?

"Jialan God,

If I'm not wrong, do you have unbearable pain in the middle left part of the abdomen and the lower abdomen? "Ye Fei asked, covering his nose.

Jia Lan glanced at Ye Fei, and couldn't bear it any longer, lay down on the ground with a plop, rolling back and forth, the heart-piercing pain was really desperate, he had been injured before, was He almost cut his body in half, but even then he didn't feel as unbearable as his stomach ache now.

"Roar~~"

Jialan roared loudly, and the whole palace began to shake violently.

"Ye Fei, you're looking for death, what did you do to God Jialan?!" Xingchen yelled, covering his nose.

Ye Fei covered his nose and glanced at him, and said: "Xingchen, I will warn you one last time, don't insult Jialan God again, or even if the god doesn't want your life, I will kill you with my own hands."

"I...why did I insult the God of Jialan again?"

Xingchen looked confused, this guy is also depressed, thinking why every word I say is insulting the gods? What the hell is this?

Ye Fei snorted coldly, pinched his nose and said in a low voice: "How dare you say that you didn't insult Jialan God? Just when you asked me what I did to Jialan God, you are insulting him, Jialan The gods are gods, and I'm just a mortal. I want to ask you how I could have done something to the God of Jialan? You are not exalting me, but belittle the God of Jialan. Do you want to say that the God of Jialan Can't even guard against an ordinary person? Are you insulting the exquisite heart of Jialan God?!"

Stardust: "..."

This guy is so angry with Ye Fei that he really wants to rush over and kill Ye Fei. Your sister, if I just say a word, you can just say anything to Jialan God. Are you unwilling to call me dead?

He wanted to refute, but suddenly felt that what Ye Fei said seemed to be correct. Jialan is a god, and Ye Fei is just an ordinary person. If an ordinary person can do something to Jialan, it would definitely be a kind of kindness for Jialan. What a shame.

But he knew that if he didn't save the words, Jialan might really trouble him in a while. Today, this god didn't know what was going on, and he killed his two companions in a blink of an eye. If he killed him again There is nothing unusual about myself, but I don't want to die.

"Slick tongue, just now you touched Jialan God, we all saw this series of strange phenomena after you touched Jialan God, how dare you say you are innocent?"

"Stardust!!"

As soon as Xingchen's words fell, Ye Fei roared directly, without even pinching his nose, he pointed at Xingchen with one hand, and hopped and cursed: "My patience with you has reached the limit, but you Still insulting Jialan God time and time again, if I don’t fight with you today, I will be sorry for the wise and great Jialan God!”

"..."

Stardust is going crazy, your uncle, can I still say a word? How did I insult the gods again?

"What are you looking at? Are you still unconvinced? What word did you just use? Touch! You actually said that I touched the Jialan God. What are you thinking in your heart?! Your word touch is even more powerful than all the words in front of you." The insult to Jialan God is much more serious. Mo, what a vulgar word, how can it be used on Jialan God? What do you think of Jialan God?! A man who can be a wife ? Or is he a work of art? For everyone to see and touch?! Why is your heart so poisonous? Didn’t Jialan God’s kindness to you for so many years move you at all?! How can you be Such a person?! I really feel worthless and sad for Jialan God."

Ye Fei said heartbrokenly, in the end, this guy beat his chest and feet, as if he was the one who was insulted.

"You fart!"

Xingchen was completely pissed off by Ye Fei, and he rushed towards Ye Fei quickly. Now he threw everything behind his head, and wanted to kill Ye Fei, but he just rushed halfway. Dao, Xingchen felt that his body was bound by an incomparably powerful force.

When he looked down, he saw that Jialan's big hands were tightly clutching his body.

Xingchen's frightened soul flew out, and said in pain: "Jialan God, what are you doing? He is insulting you, I must kill him!"

Jialan covered her belly with one hand, and stardust tightly with the other hand, and then her face was covered with beads of sweat the size of an egg, panting: "If you know what you are asking, people like you deserve to die!"

puff~

Stardust pawn.

Seeing that Jialan had squeezed Xingchen to death, Ye Fei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said in his heart that Yaya rubbed it, I still don't believe that I can't kill you, do you think you are amazing? There is a kind of don't die.

Just as he was squawking, the voice of the elf god came from his ear.

"Boy, what's going on here? Why did Jia Lan kill another one?"

Ye Fei glanced back at the elf god, and then said in the smallest voice: "It's no wonder he didn't die, the fart just now was put by Jialan, this guy didn't open any pot, and he even said I farted, why would Jialan It would be strange to kill him, this kind of thing can only be understood but cannot be explained in words, he doesn't know this simple truth, who will die if he doesn't die?"

Elf God: "..."

MMP, that's okay too?

It turns out that Ye Fei's talk is all fake, and he is waiting for Xingchen in the stench just now. Hey, Xingchen, you didn't die under Ye Fei's mouth, nor did you die in Jialan's hands. , You died in that stench.

Elven God almost laughed out loud, Bingo asked him what was going on, Elf God said what Ye Fei said just now, and then Bingo, Dakseid and Zaya were all messed up.

"Damn it, Ye Shen's move is hard to guard against." Zaya, who knew Ye Fei least well, suppressed a smile and said.

Bingo said you only know it? If you let you see how he tosses the wind without saying a word, you will feel more deeply.

Silver Surfer, Red Shift and Skywalker are all messed up too. Damn it, let this bastard kill another one, especially Silver Surfer. Now this guy regrets not killing Ye Fei back then Well, if he had been more decisive at the beginning, the envoy of the tyrant and Xingchen would not have died at all.

It's all right now, the other people didn't move, they just stood behind and watched the fun, and let the most scumbag guy come out for a while, and the two little friends all hung up.

"Hey, what a goddamn mouth, but fortunately, I have kept silent. Silence is the safest defense." Yin Yingxia murmured in his heart.

"what are you doing!"

Just when everyone was speechless towards Ye Fei, Skywalker suddenly appeared and picked Ye Fei up.

This scene appeared so suddenly that the elf gods didn't react at all.

"Let him go!"

The elf god instantly raised Houyi's bow and aimed it at Skywalker.

At the same time, Bingo, Darkseid and Zaya are all ready to fight.

Silver Surfer rushed to Skywalker's side in an instant, staring at the elves and the others coldly.

The inexplicable scene made the atmosphere tense in an instant.

"do not move."

Ye Fei, who was picked up by Skywalker by the neck, hastily stretched out his hand to stop the elf gods, then he glanced at Skywalker and said with a smile, "Are you sure you want to strangle me?"

"If you want to get close to the gods, I will kill you."

"Ahem, it seems that you are the same as them. Haven't you seen Jialan God's pain now? He is sick."

"Let's... be presumptuous! Gods never get sick, this kind of situation can only happen to you mortals."

Skywalker wanted to say that Ye Fei was farting, but when he thought that Xingchen was crushed to death just because of these two words, this guy abruptly swallowed back the last word and changed it to presumptuous.

Ye Fei grabbed Skywalker's arm with both hands. At this moment, this guy's face was red, but he still didn't let the elves come over.

"You don't have to believe me, but you can't help but believe in the reality before you. The longer you pinch me, the longer the Jialan God will be in pain. Let me go, maybe I can help him, I am a doctor .”

"Crap, didn't you say you're a gourmet anchor? You're a cook."

"Can I be called a chef, please? This is more advanced. Chef is just one profession of mine. I have another profession, which is a doctor, a very awesome doctor."

"...."

Skywalker knew that Ye Fei was thick-skinned, but he didn't expect that this guy had his throat choked by him. He was so thick-skinned, and I'm a very good doctor. Can you show some face to Death if you are shameless?

Just when Skywalker was about to say something, a deep voice suddenly came.

"Let him go!"

Hearing this voice, Skywalker hurriedly let go of Ye Fei, but Ye Fei couldn't stand up at all now, he was almost choked just now, and fell to the ground as soon as his feet hit the ground, and then gasped hard It took a few breaths to slow down.

Jia Lan suppressed the pain in her stomach, looked at Ye Fei sweating all over, and said, "You can really cure my disease? Do you know what disease I have?"

Ye Fei shook his head, but then nodded again, and said: "Doctors in our country pay attention to looking, smelling, asking, and looking. Watching is to observe the patient's complexion and tongue to judge the condition of the patient's five internal organs. Please open your eyes." Mouth, stick out your tongue."

With that said, Ye Fei stood up unsteadily, and then backed away.

Jialan is in too much pain now, the things in her stomach seem to be entangled and tearing each other, especially at certain points, it is like stabbing fiercely with huge steel nails, and now he can't care about that. Seeing that Ye Fei told him to open his mouth, he opened his mouth obediently, and then stuck out his tongue.

It's just that Ye Fei regretted it a little after sticking out his tongue, this girl's tongue is too big, it's as big as a wall.

And the breath of this guy is really stinky, he must not brush his teeth often.

Ye Fei stepped back a long way, until Jialan's tongue was almost sticking out, and then walked back and forth in front of Jialan's tongue with his hands behind his back.

Well, that's right, Ye Fei is walking, because if he doesn't walk, he can't see some places at all. For an existence that can swallow stars, it would be evil if his tongue could be small.

Even so, Tunxing still tried to transform into the smallest shape as possible, otherwise ghosts would not know how big he can be.

Ye Fei watched his tongue for a long time, and then asked Tun Xing to retract his tongue, it was too smelly.

"Very well, from the look of your tongue, your stomach part hurts unbearably, doesn't it? And the inside of your mouth stinks... wait a minute, you slapped me to death for this disease no one can Zhi, listen to me, if it’s not right, it’s not too late to shoot me to death, um, your mouth is smelly, it means your digestive system is not good, so now I want to know what you have eaten recently? In order to more accurately determine your illness."

Just now when Ye Fei said that Jialan's mouth was stinky, Jialan almost slapped him to death. He was so old that no one dared to say that about him. Ye Fei was the first.

"Hmm~" Jialan breathed out sullenly, and said, "Recently, I ate two planets, a wine king planet and a fresh king planet, is there anything wrong with that?"

"Wine King? Fresh King? What wine? What fresh?"

"Drink wine, eat seafood."

"..."

"Is there such a planet?"

Ye Fei was extremely curious, it was the first time he had heard of it.

"You don't know anything about the universe at all, there are too many things you don't know." Jia Lan said sweating.

Ye Fei nodded and said: "These have nothing to do with me. What I want to solve now is your condition. Well, I drank wine and ate seafood. Can I ask a question?"

"Say."

"You have to promise not to kill me."

"I... will not kill you."

"Okay, does it hurt more here when you pee?"

"..."

After Ye Fei asked this question, several people at the scene lost their composure, their faces trembled violently, and the corners of their mouths twitched violently. They were convinced of Ye Fei.

"Damn it, is this bastard treating Jia Lan or letting him make a scandal?"

"What does this thing have to do with a stomachache?"

"Get ready for battle, God Ye is working hard to die."

Silver Surfer and Red Shift felt bad one by one, brother, you really dare to ask anything, you can also ask about this kind of thing, do you think you have lived too long? no?

When a few people were thinking wildly, who knew that Jialan's huge head would nod a few times, and then she took a breath and said, "How do you know?"

Ye Fei was also very curious that this question did not make Jia Lan mad, so he hurriedly said: "Because you got a kidney! Kidney! Stone!"

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