Chapter 1648 It's Too Dangerous to Be a Wet Person

No matter how others asked, Ye Fei just didn't say what he was doing today, which made Dolly and the others extremely anxious.

Director Xiang and Shiren were "sooing", the two of them were crowded together, their mouths were full of brothers and sisters, it made people's teeth sour.

"Eh~ Brother, look at Ye Shen's tea, it's as green as a lake, do you have something elegant to say?"

"Let me think about it. The tea is as green as a lake. I have it. Brother, please listen."

"Brother, hurry up and chant."

"A cup of tea on the table is as green as lake water. Drinking it can quench your thirst, and it's okay if you don't drink it."

""

"I'm good, good, good poetry."

"puff"

Wetman's "poem" has just been written, and everyone at the table can be said to have sprayed it instantly.

"God Ye, can I hit them both?" Feng Buyu looked at Ye Fei with pain on his face and asked.

This guy's clothes were all covered with tea. He just took a sip, but he couldn't hold back and sprayed it all out. He didn't spray it quickly, and a lot of it fell on his clothes.

At the same time, Doli, Yimihua, Bingo and Ding Dingo all looked at Ye Fei beggingly, and even the superiors were silent, which could be regarded as acquiescence.

Ye Fei made a gesture of invitation and said, "Just hold your breath, and we'll be broadcasting live later."

"I know."

After Feng Buyu finished speaking, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and rushed towards Wet Man and Director Xiang.

When the two saw it, they ran away in fright, and ran to the South China Sea in one breath. Looking back to see that the wind was far away, the two guys sat down on a rock again, facing the South China Sea, feeling emotional again.

"Brother, look at the sea water, like jade waves and silver waves, do you have the pleasure to make a song for my virtuous brother?"

"Uh"

Director Xiang looked back at Feng Buyu who was still running this way, nodded, and said, "I haven't made a poem for a long time, but today I met my virtuous brother and I'm happy, then I'll make a fool of myself."

After finishing speaking, Director Xiang frowned and thought for a long time before saying, "Ah~ Dahai, mother"

He had just arrived here when Feng Buyu arrived just in time, but when he heard this sentence, the guy staggered and fell down, then sat on the ground and looked at the director and the wet man with a hopeless face. , said: "Two, please, can you let us go?"

Wet people and directors: ""

Ye Fei and his gang are afraid that Feng Buyu will really hit the wet man and Director Xiang. Although Feng Buyu is bullied by Ye Fei, it is more than enough if he really hits the director and wet man, after all Young and strong.

So a group of people ran out in a hurry, but as soon as they came out, they saw Feng Buyu sitting on the ground talking to the director Shiren what it was, they were all a little confused.

"It's over, another one has fallen in."

"Feng Buyu, this kid still doesn't have enough concentration."

"Hey~ If these two people really know how to compose poems, it's fine. Tell me what they do. There is a cup of tea on the table. Drinking it can quench your thirst. It's okay if you don't drink it. Oh, my sister.

The worst poems I have seen since I was a child are dozens of times better than this. "

"I, an African who doesn't know much about Chinese culture, can't bear it anymore. If this is prenatal education, I'm really worried about what level my child will be after birth."

The superior said with a smile: "Everyone has their own way of life and doing things. In fact, it's good and happy for them to do so."

Ye Fei shook his head with a smile, and said: "Okay, let's leave them alone, Feng Buyu is not a reckless person, maybe he was really choked by these two people just now, it will be fine after a while, I didn't see the three of them Have you all chatted together?"

A group of people all laughed and went back to the house, but when they went inside to see that Ziqing was gone, Ye Feifei took a look outside, and was immediately speechless. I don’t know when Ziqing will go to the South China Sea to get bored with the three guys went.

"It seems that what I said is correct, Ziqing and these two people can really talk together."

Bingo and Yimihua all laughed, but before the smile disappeared, they saw Ziqing approaching director Xiang and wet man, and then picked up wet man and director Xiang and threw them into Nanhai went.

"Damn, something happened."

Seeing that it was broken, Ye Fei rushed over in fright, followed by Bingo and Doli.

When he got to the place, he saw that Feng Buyu was looking at Nanhai in bewilderment, and Ziqing beside him was panting.

"Why did you throw the two of them into the sea?" Ye Fei shouted.

This is so wrong, aren't you the same kind of people? Why are similar items fighting?

Ziqing said: "I was choked by the two of them just now, I choked on water, can you understand my feelings? As a literati, if you can do something like poetry, do it, and if you can't do it, don't waste it." , What a pot of tea, it’s okay if you don’t drink it, tell me, what kind of dog hair is this?”

"Then you can't throw them into the sea, they will die!"

"Uh~ I'll go fish it."

Ziqing was frightened and hurried to the South China Sea.

In the South China Sea, Director Xiang and the wet man were dumbfounded. The two plopped into the sea water, sank straight down, and finally floated up with their hands and feet, screaming one by one.

"Help, help, I can't swim."

"I'm not good at swimming either."

"Oh, brother, don't be kind, this is dying, why are you dragging the text? Help, help."

"It makes sense, help me!!!"

The two were struggling, when they suddenly felt something under their feet, they were so scared that they passed out, and they hurriedly shouted and swam to the shore, now they didn't care whether they could swim or not, the instinct of survival made the two of them scramble formulas are used.

In the end, before swimming one meter, the two of them felt their bodies rising up, and each of them became more confused, and they were almost scared to pee. They have watched movies like Jaws, and they are really afraid that there are a group of great white sharks under their feet. There is no hope of living like that.

After a while, the two of them came out of the water with a bang. Under them, a huge lightning python also rushed out, pushing the two guys on their heads.

"Huh~"

Ye Fei saw that the Lightning Python had pushed Wet Man and Director Xiang out, and he let out a sigh of relief, thinking that it would be fine if he didn't drown, but if he drowned, he wouldn't be able to explain it to the audience. Tell me when the time comes What do you say? What about the two who came to participate in their own show and were drowned? Who would dare to come after that.

Ziqing also quietly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it's okay.

The others also hurriedly stopped, waiting for the wet man and the director to go ashore.

The huge lightning python was obviously very excited. After pushing Xiang Director and the wet man up, just when everyone thought it would send the two of them ashore, who knew that this lightning python flicked its head and pushed the chubby Xiang The director and the wet man were all thrown up, and then they fell into the South China Sea with a plop.

Everyone: ""

"Fuck, what rhythm is this?"

"Uh~ God Ye, isn't he someone who saves people? What kind of trouble is this?"

"Emma, ​​this Lightning Python won't treat the two of them as toys, will it? What about throwing the ball?"

Ye Fei couldn't care so much anymore, he reached the South China Sea in a blink of an eye, jumped and shouted: "Send it to the shore, don't make trouble, people will die."

As a result, just as he finished shouting, Director Xiang and the wet man were pushed out again, and then fell into the South China Sea with a plop.

"Ix-on:#￥"

Ye Fei is going crazy, this shit is just looking for trouble, why can't you talk about it?

The high-ranking people were all staring, they didn't expect a few lightning pythons to play happy.

"Ye Fei, don't let them play anymore, those two are going to die soon." Yimihua reminded because she was a girl after all, with a soft heart.

Ye Fei was in a hurry, thinking that I didn't want to either.

plop~

Ye Fei couldn't wait any longer, he jumped into the South China Sea, and then disappeared quickly.

Well, Ye Fei's water skills aren't that bad either. It's okay to splash a few times in the small puddles in the swimming pool, but to swim in the sea? Disappeared in minutes.

This time, the group of people on the shore was completely panicked. Anyone can have an accident, but Ye Fei can't. You must know that if this guy is really drowned, the first universe will probably be messed up. I don't know how many people will come over The water in the South China Sea has been blasted dry.

"Save people!"

Even the superiors couldn't calm down anymore, and hurriedly sent people in to save them.

At this time, there is no need to talk about him at all, plop plop is like dumpling, two hundred and eighty-eight interstellar bodyguards, plus Lao Mo's gang, Ziqing, Feng Buyu, Bingo, and even Ding Dingo all jumped into the South China Sea I went inside, the scene was crowded with people, similar to the beach during the May 1st holiday, the small fish and shrimps in the South China Sea were frightened and fled around. I have lived in this place for a long time, and I have never seen so many monsters appearing suddenly Situation.

Finally, after tossing for a long time, a group of talents fished Ye Fei, Shiren and Director Xiang out of the South China Sea. Ye Fei was fine. He went in late and was rescued in time.

But director Xiang and Shiren couldn't do it. They were thrown into the sea several times and passed out long ago.

"Save people, save people quickly." Ye Fei said weakly while sitting on the beach.

A bunch of aliens in Bingo are a bit blind. They don't know how to do it. They have never encountered such a situation. On their alien planet, it is a shame to say that a person is drowned by water.

So in the end, Ding Dingge and Yimihua went into battle, pressing and beating the chests of director Xiang and Wetman.

"vomit~"

After tossing for a long time, the wet man suddenly moved, and a water line shot out from his mouth.

Pressing again, the wet man spit out a few more mouthfuls of water, and then slowly opened his eyes.

"Am I dead?" The wet man asked weakly as soon as he opened his eyes.

Ye Fei walked over panting, and said: "I'm not dead, I just drank too much water, if you don't drink a cup of tea, you have to go to the South China Sea to drink the water of this sea, and write another poem. "

"I woo~ God Ye, I want to change my career."

"What for?"

"It's too dangerous to be a wet person, vomit"

""

"God Ye, hurry up and take a look, you can't do it." Just when Ye Fei was speechless by what the wet man said, Yimihua shouted anxiously.

Ye Fei hurried over and said, "What's wrong?"

"Look at him, I can't save him, he doesn't spit out water, and his breathing is very weak." Yimihua said anxiously.

Ye Fei quickly squatted down and felt for the pulse of the director, it was really weak, and he almost couldn't find it.

"I come."

Ye Fei asked Yimihua to step aside, and he pressed his hands on the director Xiang's chest, and pressed hard a few times, but there was still no response.

"Damn it, director Xiang, director Xiang, wake up, wake up!"

Ye Fei was about to cry, it seemed that something was really going to happen, how could he explain to Ma Qingyun? How to explain to the audience?

Ziqing said weakly at the side: "I didn't do it on purpose, I didn't know they would be drowned, I have never seen a drowned person before, how could this happen?"

There's no point in blaming Ziqing now, it's better to rescue Director Xiang as soon as possible.

Ye Fei's medical skills are very good, but the diseases he treats are all symptomatic. Now Director Xiang is dying, and those without symptoms are dying. No, if there are symptoms, it is a big belly. Obviously, I drank a lot of water just now, but I just couldn't vomit it out. Are you anxious?

After pressing for another minute, Ye Fei sat down on the beach again, but he still couldn't spit out to the director.

Ye Fei knew that if he delayed for a while, he would definitely hang up with the director, but what should he do?

"Ye Fei, don't worry, I believe you will be fine." The superior comforted.

Ye Fei didn't say a word, he knew that the superior was comforting him, but something happened.

Just when Ye Fei was feeling confused, suddenly an interstellar bodyguard came over and said, "God Ye, he's stuck."

Ye Fei: ""

Everyone: ""

"Stuck? What do you mean?"

Ye Fei looked at this interstellar bodyguard with a confused face. He knew him, his name was Mihasuo, and he was from the red-light planet. People on this red-light planet have a characteristic, that is, a pair of eyes are born to emit a red ray , can see through some objects.

"I saw that there seemed to be something stuck in his throat, so the water in his stomach could not be spit out."

"What?" Ye Fei asked a little speechlessly.

Mihasso pointed to the South China Sea and said, "It seems like a small fish."

"I"

Let alone Ye Fei this time, the others didn't know what to say, how could a small fish swim in his throat after falling into it?

"Can you get it out?" Ye Fei asked.

He didn't know where the little fish was stuck, and he didn't know if he could dig it out.

"Let me try."

As Mihasso said, he squatted down, and with a movement of his hand, a slender hook appeared in his hand, and then he squeezed open the director's mouth, and just stuck it in.

"It can be taken out."

"Then tick it out quickly."

"okay."

Mihasso slammed a small hook into the director's throat a few times, and finally pulled it out. On the small hook, a small fish was writhing back and forth.

As soon as the little fish came out, it spat out a mouthful of water with a wow to the director, and there was another smaller fish in the water.

Seeing this scene, Ye Fei and his gang were completely speechless. Your sister, did you drink water or eat seafood when you fell into the South China Sea? .