Chapter 1327 Get Him over in a Moment
The next morning, the general took Ye Fei to the banquet for Lai Scarface, but before going, Ye Fei smeared his face in a mess.
He didn't know what Jiangchen brought him, anyway, it felt a bit cold after applying it on his face, but those colorful paints were very firm after being applied, and he tried to wash it with water several times, but it didn't wash off.
"When can this thing fall?"
Ye Fei was a little crazy because he remembered one thing. When he went to Cangshan and Dong Feihu to look for red-tailed chickens, in order to find honey to lure Xiong Xiazi, he went to look for beehives. After finding the beehives, he planned to pick them off. Dong Feihu asked him to smear a kind of plant juice called Bee Grass, which was stinky, and the key was that it took three or four days to get rid of it. At that time, it took three or four days for Ye Fei to stink to death.
Although these paints don't smell bad now, if it takes three or four days to wash them off, how can I live broadcast them? However, when the video was opened, a big tabby cat appeared inside, the audience couldn't help laughing to death?
So he is very concerned about this issue.
"This... usually it will fall off by itself in about five days." The general said hesitantly.
Just retreated quickly after speaking.
Sure enough, after Ye Fei heard the time of five days, he ran away immediately.
"What the hell...why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Ahem, Ye Shen, this kind of thing will penetrate into the skin temporarily, so that it can avoid many unnecessary inspections."
"I'd rather be checked out."
"But you've already painted it."
"..."
Ye Fei hurriedly found a basin of water, looking at his messy face in the basin, he really wanted to cry without tears, and now he directly doubted whether the general was taking revenge on him.
"Mr. Ye, it's time to go. We're still far away from Lai Ba's face. We'll have to fly for at least three hours to get there." The general suppressed a smile and reminded.
Ye Fei looked at this guy, gritted his teeth and said, "You'd better cooperate with me in today's matter, or I'll be the first to kill you."
The general shrank his neck, turned around and ran away.
The Dust group also laughed so hard that their stomachs ached, but the business was about to begin, and they didn't lose the chain, and hurried on the spaceship to meet up with the others.
The general was still driving his broken spaceship. Ye Fei could feel the wind blowing in from the outside while sitting in it. When he turned his head, he saw that the door of the spaceship was not closed tightly. He tried to pull it, but it didn’t work. pull.
"Mr. Ye, don't talk about it, it's just like this, it's deformed, and it's not tight." The general said.
The corner of Ye Fei's mouth twitched, come on, can you be any worse? There is not even a better spaceship. Look at this spaceship. How is it different from the four-handed classic cars on our earth?
"You sit down, Mr. Ye, we are going to take off now." The general reminded.
Ye Fei quickly fastened his seat belt and waited for the spaceship to take off.
chug chug~~
Boom~buzz~~buzz~~chug~~
Ye Feiguang heard this sound, but it rang for a long time. Ye Fei couldn't help laughing before the spaceship flew up. This broken spaceship, the engine is not working, right? How to turn off the light?
He turned his head to look at the general, who was quite embarrassed.
"Ahem, I'll go and have a look, Mr. Ye, wait a moment, this spaceship is always malfunctioning."
After speaking, the guy hurried to the back of the spaceship, came back after a while, and sat in the pilot's seat to start the spaceship.
hum~~
bang bang~~
Speechless~~
Ye Fei is completely drunk, your sister, are you sure this is a spaceship and not a broken tractor? Brother, you are a bandit leader no matter how big or small you are, have you been around for so long and haven't even snatched a decent spaceship? How do you spend your days?
Finally, the spaceship lifted up crookedly, but Ye Fei found something like a windshield rattling in front of the spaceship, wishing he was about to fall off the spaceship.
There are also two white strips stuck to this windshield-like piece.
Ye Fei is going crazy, hell, can the windshield of the spaceship still be glued with tape?
The guy hurriedly reminded: "Slow down, the glass in front of us falls down and we are absolutely doomed. If we don't die from the cold, we will be suffocated due to lack of oxygen."
The general said indifferently: "It's okay, it's like this every time, it's always dangling but can't fall, don't worry."
"I don't worry, what you said is too scary, don't mess with it, we'll die before we get there, you're on this broken spaceship, and everything will be cold by then."
"Then I'll drive slowly."
The spaceship slowly flew out of the cave, and then began to fly forward.
Although the general said to drive slowly, the speed was not slow at all, because Ye Fei felt that the wind blowing in from the door of the spaceship was stronger, and this guy suspected that he might catch a cold.
He tightened the clothes on his body tightly, and then shrank vigorously on the seat, only then did he feel better.
Time passed by every minute and every second, and the longer he walked, Ye Fei found that there were more and more spaceships in the sky, but none of the spaceships could have the personality of the general, even if their spaceships did not have his large spaceship. , but at least it's not bad, it looks sparkling.
More spaceships are painted with various patterns, including beast heads, huge beast skeletons, cyclops, and various strange-shaped people and animals, which look very scary.
"God Ye, we are almost there." The general said suddenly.
Ye Fei let out a groan, and hurriedly looked forward, only to shiver with fright.
"The glass is about to fall." Ye Fei said frantically, pointing at the windshield-like thing in front.
Because he found that the transparent glass-like thing in front of him was also open and swaying. This is definitely the rhythm of falling.
Unexpectedly, Jiangchen rummaged through the box on the side for a long time, then took out a roll of things, tore off a piece and bit it off, and glued the glass directly.
Ye Fei: "..."
The corner of this guy's mouth twitched violently, it's too skillful.
After flying forward for another half an hour, the general pointed forward and said, "God Ye, we're here."
Ye Fei looked ahead, but he saw nothing. There was nothing but red sand and a huge red mountain in front of him.
"Where?"
The general smiled, and then drove forward for a while, and saw a huge hole in the ground, this hole was like a lake, but there was no water, it looked dark, and there was thick black smoke coming out , Ye Fei felt that the gate of hell was nothing more than that.
"Just here?"
"It's here, Mr. Ye, you sit down, we are going to descend."
As he spoke, General Chen steered the broken spaceship, and then slowly began to descend.
The hole was so big that three or four spaceships could be dropped almost at the same time, because Ye Fei saw that there were two other spaceships descending in front of them.
The more he descended, Ye Fei found that the hole was more unusual, because the decoration below was resplendent, surrounded by light sources, Ye Fei didn't know exactly what kind of light was shining, anyway, the light was very soft, and it was around this big hole. , From time to time, small holes appeared, and small spaceships flew around from inside.
This is like an underground world, this place is much better than the generals' caves.
"Why do you all like living in caves?"
Ye Fei has always been curious about this question, because he found that there is nothing on this waste earth planet, only a lot of holes, large and small, horizontal and vertical.
"Where can I live here? This planet is worthless, it has been completely emptied by people, and there are no resources at all. Building on it is not worthwhile, and secondly, no one is willing to spend money to build it. The third is that this burrow is actually more comfortable to live in than many buildings. The most important thing is that living here is safer than living on the ground. The burrows like these big bosses live in all directions, even if you find his lair. I don't know which hole he is in, in fact, if it wasn't for Lai Balian's birthday today, I wouldn't be able to figure out where he lives, but if you look around, there are at least a hundred small holes." The general said.
Ye Fei really believed this, if he was asked to come and look for it by himself, it would probably take a long time just to find out where Lai Scarface lived.
The two of them were talking, when suddenly the spaceship boomed, and then the spaceship shook, which meant it had landed.
When the spaceship was stable, the two of them came down from the inside, and saw that this was an even bigger space, bigger than the opening above, and the bottom had been dug out for an unknown number of meters, just like an oil gourd.
At this time, the site was already full of large and small spaceships, just like the parking lot on the earth. There were dozens of long and strange aliens with weapons in their hands, patrolling around. Lai Scarface was still very careful.
"Hehe, isn't this the general? You're here too?" Just as the two of them looked around, a voice suddenly came.
The two turned their heads and saw that this person was a bit too exaggerated. The whole body and even the head were made of metal and muscles, and both the skin and the metal were all red and red, but this person was not tall. Similar to Ye Fei, this is also a dwarf in front of the generals. This man has only one eye. The eyeballs have been around for a long time, and the upper and lower eyelids have been connected together, with a bunch of wrinkles on them, which looks scary.
What Ye Fei didn't understand was that there was just such a person who was about the same height as him, but when the general saw him, he was trembling all over. The boss with a big face can afford it, let me join in the fun."
The fiery man named Yan Jiu smiled, then ignored the generals at all, and walked directly towards a larger cave, just muttering as he walked: "What's the matter with Scarface? Why is everyone invited over here?" gone?"
His voice was not low, and both Jiang Chen and Ye Fei heard it.
Ye Fei looked at the general and found that this guy was full of embarrassment.
"This is Yan Jiu from Chiyan Planet. We all call him Yan Lao Jiu. Although he is not tall, he has a hot temper and has more than 300 people. He is the leader."
Ye Fei groaned, and he also understood why the general was afraid of others, and his strength was not as good as others.
"Don't be dazed, let's go in and have a look."
Saying that, the two of them came to the entrance of the cave that Yan Jiu entered just now. There was a huge instrument here, and at the same time, more than a dozen tall and strong aliens were watching with weapons. Hand over the weapon on your body, and then walk through the instrument, this is the second time to check.
Ye Fei and the others left their weapons outside and walked through the instrument. When the instrument glowed green, it was considered safe.
Once inside, Ye Fei was a little puzzled. He pointed to a person carrying a weapon like a bazooka, and whispered, "Why can these people bring weapons in?"
The general looked to the left and right, and said in a low voice, "This is a man with a scarred face. He should be patrolling for fear of accidents at the banquet."
"Oh, so, do you know how to use this kind of weapon?"
"Yes, what's the matter?"
"It's nothing, grab it for him in a while."
"...."
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