Chapter 17 Major Resolutions (Part 2)

As the music resounded throughout the audience, Chen Yu walked onto the stage while waving, and naturally stood in the center of the stage, blocking in front of the president of Peking University.

President of Beijing University: "..."

"Hello, comrades." Chen Yu first bowed slightly politely, then turned around and unplugged the microphone of the president of Beijing University, blew on "Huhu" twice, and said with a smile: "I am President Chen."

"..."

The audience looked at each other for a moment and clapped and applauded in unison.

"Wow, wow, wow--"

"Thank you, thank you all." Chen Yu imitated the principal's gestures and pressed with both hands. After the venue quieted down, he formally spoke: "I am very happy and gratified to meet you on such an occasion. I only represent everyone. Humanity, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes and sincere sighs and heartfelt wishes to you all for your presence and support.”

Live audience:"……"

"Chen Yu! What the hell are you talking about?" Behind him, the old director's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly lowered his voice: "Read the manuscript! Read according to the manuscript!"

"cough."

Clearing his throat, Chen Yu pretended not to hear, and continued to speak loudly: "Everyone also watched the last meeting and knew about the merger of Beijing University and Tsinghua University. From now on, I will not only be the student union of Beijing University. The president is also the president of the Tsinghua Student Union.”

"There is no doubt that this is a well-deserved first time in the history of China. And I..." He paused slightly and adjusted the collar of his suit: "Of course I can be regarded as the first president in history."

Live audience:"……"

"He...is he crazy?" the president of Beijing University was stunned.

The old director on the side couldn't wait to burst out with energy and smashed Chen Yu into clay with his fist: "Read the manuscript! Read the manuscript! Read the manuscript! Read the manuscript!"

"Yes!" Chen Yu looked back at the old director, suddenly realized, and slapped his forehead: "As the future president of the student unions of the two schools, I will definitely do a good job, do a good job in unity, do a good job in construction, do a good job in love, do a good job in Unite, do a good job, do a good job of unity..."

Old director: "..."

audience:"……"

[Disliked by the crowd: Charm +7; Temperament +5; Charisma +3; Spirituality +1; Luck +1]

Hear the electronic synthesized sound echoing in my mind,

Chen Yu became more energetic and spoke more energetically: "To this end, during my term as president, I will issue the following rules and regulations. Please take notes and take the exam later."

audience:"……"

[Disliked by the crowd: Charm +13; Temperament +8; Charisma +5; Leadership +5; Spirituality +3; Luck +2]

"boom!"

The old director couldn't bear it anymore. He slammed the table and stood up to arrest Chen Yu and bring him to justice: "Shut up!"

But before he could rush out, he was grabbed by the principal of Beijing University beside him.

"What are you doing?" The old director turned his head sharply.

"Let him continue."

"He was acting weird on stage! You still let him say it?"

"He's being funny." The principal nodded, with a strange look in his eyes: "But don't you think his behavior on stage is quite a bit like a political hero?"

"Xiao... heroic spirit..." Hearing this, the old director was stunned and looked at Chen Yu's dancing back.

I don’t see any “magnitude.”

I only saw a mentally retarded young man trying to show his broken thinking...

"Article 1 of the rules and regulations, no matter professors or students, no matter employees or leadership management, in both schools, when they see me, they must address me as President Chen."

Everyone: "..."

[Disliked by the crowd: Charm +15; Temperament +10; Charisma...]

"Article 2: In the future, all points lending business in the school will be state-owned. For state-owned units, please contact Bahuang Yao, Class 2, First-Year Elite."

Everyone: "..."

[Disliked by the crowd: Charm +21; Temperament...]

"Article 3: I have absolute veto power on all affairs of the Student Union. And because I am also the deputy director of the Teaching Office, I also have certain jurisdiction over professors, security officers, and staff."

[Disgusted by the crowd: Charming...]

"Article 4: My portrait must be hung in every neighborhood in the school and the Magic City to show respect."

[Disgusted by the crowd...]

"Article 5: Add school entrance tax, study tax, management tax, rainy day tax, sunny day sun tax, etc. All taxes will be paid to my personal account in the form of points."

[Disgusted by the crowd...]

"Article 6: During the term of office, the president has the right to exercise the right of first night between student couples on campus."

[Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

"Article 7: Plagues occur frequently at the end of the world. Students on campus must be intravenously injected with disinfectant every day."

[Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

"Article 8: Students with good looks can receive a place in the president's harem for free."

[Disgusted by the crowd...]

"Article 9..."

[Disgusted by the crowd...]

[Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

[Disgusted by the crowd...]

As Chen Yu continued to talk nonsense on the stage, the dissatisfaction of the audience became more and more intense.

But unexpectedly, when the crowd's dissatisfaction spread, no watermelon rinds, cucumber roots, mineral water bottles, rotten tomatoes, etc. were thrown at them.

On the contrary, every time Chen Yu finished speaking, several bursts of cheers erupted from the scene.

And as we get to the back, the cheers get louder.

Eventually they became one, gradually deafening, like a cauldron of boiling water!

"Article 20: If it is inconvenient for students on campus to call President Chen in private, they can call him daddy."

[Extremely disgusted by the crowd...]

"hohohohoho..."

"So handsome."

"For such a young age, this kind of momentum is truly remarkable."

"Pah, pah, pah, pah..."

Chen Yu: "Article 21: Same as above for school faculty and staff."

[Received by the crowd...]

"marvelous!"

"hohohohohoho..."

Standing behind the rostrum, looking at the increasingly enthusiastic crowd in the auditorium, the old director felt his heart surge for some reason.

The back figure on the stage seemed to contain some kind of mystery. Every move he makes and every yin and yang he expresses exude infinite charm. The audience couldn't help themselves...

"One response to a hundred responses... He is a born leader." The president of Beijing University narrowed his eyes and made a pun: "This level of mobilizing emotions reminds me of Hitler in the history books."

"..." Slowly calming down, the old director shook his head: "I have the ability to mobilize emotions, but what he said is all barren stuff."

"Random talk has such an effect. If there is someone to write the manuscript..." Turning around, the president of Beijing University looked directly at the old director, and said in a faint tone: "It seems that the next 'principal' is the most suitable one for him."

"Yeah."

The old director blinked.

…

After one hour.

The leader of the health team in the auditorium woke up from his short rest, raised his wrist, looked at the time, then stood up and stretched. Prepare to direct the team to clean up in the auditorium.

But when he walked out of the office and entered the corridor, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Just listen to the shouts coming and going from the door at the end of the corridor...

"The summit is not over yet?"

He raised his wrist again in confusion and looked at the time on the dial: "...Huh? It should have been over for at least twenty minutes, right?"

"..."

With a frown on his face, the head of the health team thought for a moment, walked straight to the door of the auditorium, and carefully opened it a crack.

I was stunned for a moment!

In the chaotic auditorium, a young man in a suit was sweating profusely, holding a microphone and shouting hoarsely: "Come on!"

In the Youth Circle, thousands of people gathered around, stamping their feet, dancing their arms, and roaring in unison: "Victory!"

Chen Yu: "Come on! Come on!"

Crowd: "Victory! Victory!"

Chen Yu: "Fight hard to win the future!"

Crowd: "Struggle pave the way for now!"

"come on, come on, come on!!"

"Victory, victory, victory!!!"

Health team leader: "..."

…

Its daybreak.

On the Tsinghua campus, tired people "staggered" away one after another.

From a distance, it looks like a group of brainwashed zombies...

"Ah...I'm tired."

Slumping on the seat in the first row, Chen Yu took a sip of mineral water to moisten his throat, then looked around and said, "How is it? Did I do a good job in my speech?"

Several level 8 bosses on both sides: "..."

As level 8 warriors who have experienced vicissitudes of life and have a stable spirit, these people are the only ones in the audience who can remain calm during Chen Yu's "passionate" speech.

A long while.

A level 8 martial arts technician sitting on the right side of Chen Yu stroked his beard and said, "I didn't see how good the speech was. The one-man talk show was pretty good."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Fart." Another level 8 martial arts master pouted: "Even if he is a talk show, he is still the most flattering. His logic is unclear and nonsense, just like a dog's fart. If he didn't become more and more pleasing to the eye the more I look at him, I would have been a long time ago. One kick flew over."

"In such a formal occasion, you really shouldn't be acting weird."

"I can already imagine what the news will be like tomorrow..."

"Don't worry, you can't get anything back." A certain level 8 warrior crossed his legs leisurely and lit a cigar: "The live broadcast signal has been cut off a long time ago."

As this person said.

In fact, the enthusiasm in the auditorium just now did not spread very widely.

When Chen Yu came on stage and uttered his first "nonsense" sentence, the chief director in charge of the live broadcast in the background cut off the signal output.

At that time, the picture output in front of the TV was still delayed from the moment Chen Yu came on stage.

Thanks to this, Chen Yu failed to cause "interaction" on a global scale...

"Quiet. Please be quiet."

On the rostrum, the old director finished sorting out the manuscript of the closing speech and looked around the audience: "Next, it is an internal meeting of Beijing University. Non-Beijing University personnel, please leave the meeting voluntarily."

After the words fell, no one in the audience stood up.

Old director: "???"

The president of Peking University on the side turned to look at the president of Tsinghua University and frowned: "Why don't you leave? Are you from Peking University?"

"Didn't the two schools merge?"

"Isn't it going to be merged tomorrow?"

"...Then shall I leave?"

"Not only you have to leave, but all of you from Tsinghua University have to leave. Your internal meeting is next."

"..." Standing up, the president of Tsinghua University glanced at the other party with a resentful look, and led all the professors in the school to leave angrily.

In the audience, Chen Yu scratched his stubble, looked at the level 8 martial arts master next to him and said, "They don't look very happy."

"Is this still necessary?"

"But are we too overbearing? This is obviously the auditorium of Tsinghua University."

"The auditorium is for public use." The 8th-level martial arts master spread his hands and said, "You should know that this campus originally belonged to a certain middle school. But our two schools moved to another location, and with the efforts of the government, this area was transferred over. .so there is a serious lack of construction.”

"Souga——"

About five minutes later.

Only professors from Beijing University were left in the auditorium.

The old director put on his glasses and carefully counted the number of people. His face looked a little ugly: "Bahuang Yi still hasn't come."

"Ignore him." The principal waved his hand: "Anyway, what we are discussing this time has nothing to do with him. Let's get started."

"OK."

Nodding, the old director picked up a remote control from the table and pressed the start button.

"Uh-huh!"

The curtain behind the stage immediately projected a large portrait of Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: "?"

"As you can see, Chen Yu is the theme of our internal meeting." The old director pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses with a serious expression: "You already know a lot about his situation. Focus on his training , I personally plan to take the following two aspects.”

"First, due to Chen Yu's outstanding martial arts talent, from now on, he will completely give up his growth in martial arts and focus on exploring martial arts abilities. He will be taught by the eighth-level martial arts master in the school."

"If you have any different opinions on this first item, please feel free to speak out."

Chen Yu immediately raised his hand: "Me."

"Except you." The old director added.

Chen Yu: "..."

"You have only been in the martial arts world for half a year, and you have no idea of ​​your own development. You just need to follow orders."

After saying that, the old director knocked on the table: "Everyone, do you still have any different opinions?"

"..."

"If not, it passes."

"I have." Suddenly, a level 8 martial arts master stood up.

"Speaking."

"I have also carefully researched Chen Yu's situation. I found that in addition to martial arts talent, his talent in martial arts should not be underestimated. Even the talent he first showed was in martial arts."

After saying these words, the eyes of all the martial arts masters present became dangerous.

The speaker sees it and forgets it. He even stared back defiantly.

The old director clasped his hands together and supported his head, with a calm expression on his face: "Continue."

"Okay. Student Chen Yu's physique is hundreds of times that of ordinary people. So even if he doesn't activate his energy, he can still fight head-on with warriors who activate their energy. In the martial arts profession, this is definitely the most coveted talent of all martial arts masters. .”

"Therefore, Chen Yu is usually able to easily leapfrog challenges and defeat his opponents."

"In the battle of the capital three months ago, he single-handedly killed the largest number of alien beasts on the battlefield. At that time, his level was only level 2, but he could fight against level 5 or even level 6 alien beasts."

"Everyone just needs to think about it to know what kind of terrifying strength Chen Yu will be able to unleash when he reaches level 8. He will be the most powerful warrior since the establishment of the human martial arts world."

After saying that, the level 8 martial arts technician sat down.

The other martial arts technicians present responded.

"Yes, Chen Yu is a good student in martial arts."

"Martial arts are not good. Mages are too brittle and cannot bear to be manipulated."

"As a man, you should choose to be tough!"

"Let me teach you! With his talent, he will definitely give you a level 8 Martial God within ten years!"

"Mr. Lu Yu once said, don't be too greedy in life. Bahuang Yi and your martial arts majors want it, but Chen Yu, you want it? Endlessly? I have an MMP, do you fucking want it?"

"Da...everyone, please suppress your anger and calm down. In fact, I think no matter what happens, you can still practice both magic and martial arts. It doesn't look right to just throw away Chen Yu's talent in martial arts..."

The professors of martial arts majors turned the empty auditorium into a vegetable market with their words.

But to the surprise of the president of Beijing University, none of the Master Wu present refuted.

Just looked at it calmly, calmly, and numbly.

Not a word was spoken.

Soon, all the martial arts technicians noticed something strange, looked at each other, slowly lowered their voices, and finally closed their mouths.

"Are you done?" the old director said in a hoarse voice.

"..." The scene was silent.

"In the final analysis, whether Chen Yu is asked to study martial arts or martial arts, the most basic thing is which one can educate him better."

The old director bent down and took out a large box half a person's height from under the table.

With a "bang" sound, it was placed heavily on the rostrum.

His hands were placed firmly on the lid of the box, and the old director's eyes were cold: "One year."

"Wha...what year?"

"In one year, our martial arts majors can guarantee that Chen Yu will be trained to level 8. Can your martial arts majors do that?"

"Impossible!" A level 8 martial arts technician stood up suddenly: "Absolutely impossible! Where are you raising pigs? You say you can raise 800 catties if you raise 800 catties?"

"Squeak."

The old director opened the lid of the box without saying a word.

"Buzz——"

Golden brilliance blooms instantly!

Except for the level 8 martial arts masters who were already known, everyone else, including Chen Yu and the principal, all had their pupils shrink suddenly.

Inside the box...

It turned out to be thousands of spiritual enhancement pills!

Martial arts technicians in the audience: "Fuck..."

Chen Yu: "Fuck!"

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