This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 11 When a Fellow Countryman Meets a Fellow Countryman, He Will Be Beaten to Death without Any Discussion.

"Aren't you... just introducing a girlfriend? Do you need to be so nervous..."

"You know nothing!" The old director said angrily: "That kid is still here! He's about to burst into flames!"

"...Then you are not afraid of that girl..."

"Which end is more important? Find him a strong one."

"..."

"What are you still doing? Speed ​​up!"

"oh oh."

"beep--"

After hanging up the call, the old director threw the phone away and raised the thermal telescope to continue observing.

Sure enough, Chen Yu's movements continued in the camera lens...

"This young man, isn't he risking his life..."

Compared to the old director on the other side of the wall, the five people on this side of the wall were undoubtedly more miserable.

get up? Awkward.

Don't get up? Also embarrassing.

They never thought that a human being could persist in "this aspect" for so long.

Slender Man: "Is this a genius? I'm so impressed."

Muscular Man No. 1: "Absolutely the best boyfriend. There is no girl in the world who doesn't like him."

Muscular Man No. 2: "To be honest, girls also want to save their lives."

Muscular Man No. 3: "It's instinctive."

Muscular Man No. 4: "According to Da Hualun's Jin Erwen, only old perverts who are fast enough are worthy of leaving offspring."

"What's the ink mark? It's almost noon, you guys are still not sleeping?" Chen Yu temporarily slowed down his movements and stuck his head out from the upper bunk.

Slender Man: "...Brother Yu, are you done?"

"What's finished?"

"Jerking off."

"What the hell?" Hearing this,

Chen Yu was surprised: "How did you know?"

Muscular Man No. 1 was silent for a moment and pointed to the cracked glass in the window: "The wall is almost shattered. We are not deaf either."

Muscular Man No. 2: "How about...Brother Yu, let's just forget about it today."

Muscular Man No. 3: "It's too much."

Muscle Man No. 4: "According to Darwin's theory of evolution, silicon-based organisms do not need to reproduce."

"...Okay." Shaking his bulging right hand, Chen Yu turned over and lay down, covering himself with a quilt: "Go to sleep, good night."

"..."

Dormitory 404 fell into silence again.

But everyone has long lost their sleepiness.

They all looked complicated and fell into random thoughts.

Muscle Man No. 1: ‘They’re all men, it’s not fair. ’

Muscular Man No. 2: ‘Let me tell you something, the bed in the dormitory is really strong. At least it's shockproof. ’

Muscular Man No. 3: ‘If there is a beautiful female beast, it will suit him very well. ’

Muscular Man No. 4: ‘zzZ…’

Slender Man: ‘It seems like it’s better to take Brother Yu to sex, it’s the most cost-effective. One time is equivalent to several overnight stays...'

"..."

"Boom!"

The thoughts of everyone in the dormitory had not been "flying" for a long time when the door was suddenly knocked.

"Who?" The slender man stood up.

"I am the dean of students."

"hiss!"

Except for Chen Yu and No. 4, who was already asleep, the others woke up at the same time, quickly dressed, got out of bed, and opened the door.

"Where's Chen Yu."

Outside the door, the old director was hunched over and expressionless.

"In... on the bed."

"Let him out."

The slender man looked back and swallowed: "Old... old director, he fell asleep."

"Fart, I know he's awake. Come out!"

Hearing this, Chen Yu opened his eyes and leaned out of the bed: "What are you doing? I'm tired after a long night and I'm just about to sleep."

"Snapped."

The old director took out his belt, sucked out the air hard, and made a loud explosion: "Can't get out."

Muscular Man No. 3: "Strict father, I belong to you."

Hearing this, the old director looked at Muscular Man No. 3 with an unkind expression: "How can you speak? Get out! Run around the city five times."

Muscular Man No. 3: "...it's an unreasonable disaster."

"Still verbose! Ten laps!"

"It's over and it belongs."

"Fifteen laps!"

"I can't come back even after dark, so I belong to..."

After Muscular Man No. 3 trotted away, the old director walked into the dormitory and looked up at Chen Yu: "Get dressed and follow me."

"Where to go."

"You'll find out when you go there. You'll thank me."

Three minutes later, under the eyes of everyone in the dormitory, Chen Yu left the dormitory building with the old director.

Heading north all the way, footsteps are hurried.

‘Are you going to [Lola Mountain Strange Land]? ’

Chen Yu looked a little nervous.

[Lola Mountain Strange Land] is a treasured place for cultivation for ordinary warriors, and it is something that cannot be found.

But for him, who is unusual, it is the entrance to hell.

After going through so many hardships, I finally reached level 3. It would be fucked if we could go back to before liberation...

Good thing.

Without moving forward, the old director stopped when he reached the campus park, pointed in the direction of the woods and said, "We're here, go in."

"Myself?"

"Yes, yourself."

"...I suspect you are trying to trick me." Chen Yu was suspicious.

"Snapped!"

The old director slapped Chen Yu directly on the forehead: "In order to solve your physical problem, even my old face has been embarrassed. Can you have some conscience when you say this?!"

"Physical problem?"

"Yes." The old director glanced at Chen Yu's crotch: "You understand. I said it yesterday."

"...Girl?!"

"Um."

"What the hell? You actually arranged a girl for me?!"

"Of course. After all, you are no longer who you were before." The old director reached out and patted the confused Chen Yu: "Bahuang Yi's girlfriend was also arranged by the school. You can understand this It's a special policy of the country. When you're young, it's a welfare for geniuses. When you're older... not just any girl can be worthy of you."

Chen Yu: "..."

[Suffering psychological damage: Mental +1]

"Go ahead." The old director looked at his watch and said, "Don't keep the girl waiting."

"...Is that girl a one-time thing or a permanent one?"

The old director froze while looking at his watch, and his face darkened: "I'm here to pimp you? Girlfriend! Girlfriend, do you understand?!"

"Permanent?" Chen Yu was disappointed.

"It will take at least two to three months."

"Then I don't want it anymore." Chen Yu turned around and left.

"Why are you coming back!" The old director was angry and grabbed him hard and pulled him back: "Why don't you want me anymore?"

"I have a girlfriend." Breaking away from the other party, Chen Yu straightened his collar and said seriously: "Your son may not have told you, and you may not know it yet. I am actually a man with a family. Eight Does Huang Yao know? That is my fiancée."

"I know."

"If you know it, introduce it to me. You are so coquettish."

"I introduced her to you just because I know her." The old director lowered his voice unconsciously and his eyes flickered: "You can't marry her."

"Why?" Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then frowned and thought deeply: "Does the upper class not allow the Bahuang family to grow in power?"

"no."

"Is Bahuang Yao not worthy of me?"

"no."

"Or maybe the higher-ups don't allow me to have a close relationship with Bahuang Yi?"

"No."

"Do you... want to use me to marry a big family in the country?"

"Even less so."

"What's that for?"

"Because Bahuang Yao doesn't fit your size."

Chen Yu: "???what?!"

"So what are you thinking in your head?" The old director said expressionlessly, "Can you be more serious?"

"Fart!" Chen Yu roared: "It's you who should be serious now, right?! What the hell do you mean it doesn't fit my size?"

The old director squinted: "If the talisman doesn't fit your size, don't you know it in your mind?"

"...She can endure it."

"Hold on, are you going to go or not?" the old director said calmly: "The girl inside was carefully selected by us temporarily. She has first-class appearance, first-class figure, first-class height, first-class strength, and first-class talent. Wait. She is definitely worthy of you. More importantly, she is still from your hometown."

"Ah."

With a chuckle, Chen Yu shook his head: "Sorry. I have a girlfriend. As a man, I can't betray her."

Old director: "...Okay. It's not sweet to force her to do anything, so I'll let her go back..."

Chen Yu: "I mainly want to go in and meet my fellow villagers."

After that, he walked into the woods with a graceful step.

Old director: "..."

Enter the woods and follow the twisting cobblestone path.

Soon, Chen Yu saw a graceful figure from behind in a small square deep in the woods.

Long hair shawl.

The waist is slender.

"Beauty."

Chen Yu became energetic.

"Absolute beauty!"

He has rich experience in "identifying women", and he can deduce the appearance of the other party just by looking at the slender legs.

After all, the old director once said that "looks are first class"...

"Ahem." With a slight cough, Chen Yu held his chest and head high, strode forward, and extended his hand: "Hello, the old director said that we are fellow villagers. Let's get to know each other."

"Ah!" The beauty was stunned, then turned around quickly, revealing a beautiful and delicate face, showing a smile, and shook hands with Chen Yu: "Hello, hello, classmate Chen Yu, I have long admired your name. My name is..."

"Xing Bi?!" Chen Yu was shocked.

"Ah..." Xing Bi blinked her big eyes: "Classmate Chen Yu, do you know me?"

"Then I must know you." Chen Yu suddenly became excited.

"It's such an honor." Xing Bi slowly withdrew his hand and turned his head shyly: "I never thought you would pay attention to me."

"I paid close attention to you. I looked for you on the first day I entered the school, but unfortunately I never found you." Chen Yu rubbed his hands and warmed up: "Now I finally found you. I can only say that the old director is worthy of being an old director. He knows what I want." What is."

Hearing this bold "confession", Xing Bi's face turned red with embarrassment, but she could not hide her joy.

Before coming here, Chen Yu's identity had been explained to her in advance.

As the "proud son of heaven" that the entire country will focus on next, Chen Yu is definitely the most "perfect" spouse she can find in her life!

Far better than the few boyfriends she had before.

Don't you see, "Wang Chunlei", after being "betrothed" to Bahuang Yi, her cultivation resources are almost inexhaustible...

In a world facing doomsday, nothing is more important than "genius".

The "family" of a genius is naturally the second most important...

With this thought, Xing Bi took a deep breath, calmed her mind, tried to be neither humble nor arrogant, smiled and said: "Chen Yu, I am very happy that you like me. In fact, I have always had a good impression of Chen Yu. Thank you to the Teaching Office arrange."

"No. This is fate!"

"...You are so good~" Xing Bi pursed her lips and stretched out her hand: "Then we will take good care of you in the days to come..."

"Snapped!"

Before Xing Bi finished speaking, Chen Yu slapped her and sent her flying twenty meters away: "You won't survive the rest of the day."

"Whoosh whoosh-boom!"

The woman's figure flew backwards in a spiral shape. After hitting several tree trunks one after another, she fell heavily to the ground, face down. Motionless...

trunk:"……"

Xing Bi: "...?"

"Ula!" Chen Yu excitedly burst out with a level 3 level of energy. He pursued the victory with a few flashing jumps and stepped on Xing Bi's back with his left foot: "How about this care?"

Xing Bi, as Chen Yu's first enemy from time travel, has been itching for a long time.

Back in the college entrance examination arena, it was this vicious woman who shattered his sister, Chen Siwen's aura, and left her with a lifelong disability.

Now, although with his help, Chen Siwen recovered.

But as long as a person lives, "hatred" must be repaid when it is due!

What's more, under the "arrangement of fate", the other party came to the door.

If this is not "repaid", the intestines will not be clear.

Chen Yu: "Let me ask you, how do you like my care?"

Xing Bi: "..."

"Speak!" Chen Yu used his left foot hard.

"Pfft~" Xing Bi spat out half a mouthful of blood, all her makeup was stained.

"Where have you been hiding for more than half a year? It's hard for me to find you."

Xing Bi turned his head, also bursting with level 3 energy, and began to struggle violently.

However, the extreme difference in "physique" between the two parties made it impossible for her to break away from Chen Yu's suppression no matter what, so she had to give up and said with a pitiful expression: "Chen...Chen Yu, why did you hit me?"

"Is your name Pinkie Pie?"

"My name is Pinkie Pie."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu came up and slapped her: "I'm going to slap Bi Qi!"

"You...you...are you crazy!" Xing Bi, whose cheeks were swollen, cried immediately.

In school, she was loved by thousands of people and even had a relationship with Bahuang Yi, but she had never been bullied like this.

"Snapped!"

"Ah...you...you hit me, I admit it. But can you give me a reason?"

"Where's the ink stain? I'll tell you after I finish."

"Snapped!"

"ah!"

"Bah bang bang!"

"Ahh..."

"Pah, pah, pah..."

At the same time, outside the woods.

The old director stood side by side with his assistant, looking at the blurry shadows in the woods, and said in a faint tone, "Xiao Li, how was the conversation between Chen Yu and the little girl when you came out?"

"Very good. Ah." The assistant nodded: "Before leaving, I heard that Chen Yu seemed to know her."

"Oh, that's normal. After all, they are fellow Qingcheng fellows. We have met a few times in the past, nothing unusual about them."

"Huhu——"

The words fell.

Suddenly there was a strong wind in the woods.

"Huh?" The old director was stunned: "What's going on? Is there energy fluctuation?"

The assistant squinted his eyes and looked around for a few times, scratching his head: "Maybe the two of them are not sure whether the other is suitable for each other, so they can show off their talents. A talented man and a beautiful woman, it should, it should."

"oh……"

"Boom——"

Then, muffled sounds came from the woods.

The old director looked a little ugly: "What's going on?"

Assistant: "Maybe the two of them are satisfied with each other and let's have a tentative discussion. It's normal for them to meet their opponents. It's normal."

"Pah, pah, pah, pah..."

Old Director: "...What's going on?"

Assistant: "Maybe the two of them met so late that they fell in love with each other. It's going to go well, go well."

Old director: "You fucking fart."

ps: The original name of this chapter is "A fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, and his body is hard", "A fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, and a shot is fired from the back", "A fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, and greets his parents", etc...

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