This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 29 The Upgrade Is Too Fast, Please Fasten Your Seat Belt (2)

"Siwen, how about... you should give up cooking in the future."

Sitting on the dining chair, looking at the scorched food on the table, Mother Chen hesitated to speak: "Maybe you are really only suitable to be a 'modern' woman."

Chen Yu: "If you have a low EQ, you can't be a good wife and mother. If you have a high EQ, you are suitable for being a modern woman."

"Shut up." Chen Siwen was annoyed: "They said I gave up cooking, but you still let me do it."

"It's not the same." Chen Yu said seriously, "From my point of view, you did a good job with this meal. At least it's all cooked."

Chen Siwen: "Are you sincere in saying that?"

Chen Yu: "Chicheng Chicheng with sincerity."

Chen Siwen: "Then you have a taste and I'll see."

"What's the matter?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed an unknown object on the dining table, and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

"Snapped!"

Mother Chen quickly knocked it down, stood up, and said dissatisfiedly: "You two are wasting food here. Just wait, I will make new ones."

After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked towards the kitchen, getting busy with "jingling".

Chen Yu and Chen Siwen were left looking at each other.

"..."

"..."

Chen Yu: "Sister, no matter what others say, I still think you did a good job."

"...I won't eat. Goodbye."

Standing up, Chen Siwen was depressed and turned to go upstairs. Quickly disappeared from Chen Yu's sight.

Two cooking failures in a row.

It has made her feel extremely bad.

But at this moment, Chen Yu was in an extremely good mood.

Looking at the table full of rich scorched black things, it was like seeing a broad road leading to the peak of level 8.

"well--"

Hold back the excited rubbing hands,

He turned his head and glanced at the figure who was still busy in the kitchen, and couldn't wait, grabbed a handful of things that he couldn't tell whether it was meat or vegetables, and quickly stuffed them into his mouth.

"Well--"

The next moment, a strange, rich, bitter taste slowly spread from between the lips and teeth.

Chen Yu resisted the urge to vomit and swallowed it into his stomach.

[Intake of unknown poison: health +14; chance of cancer cell proliferation +3%]

"..."

"……Um?"

Swallowed the charred object and maintained the eating position. He stood on the spot and waited for a long time, but he didn't hear the improvement of "energy" in his ears.

Chen Yu: "???"

After being dazed for a moment, he lowered his head and carefully observed the remaining charred object in his hand, his face full of confusion.

"Jin... how about Jinqi?"

"..."

"Eat for nothing?"

"...I ate for nothing?!"

Slowly clenched the scorched object in his hand, just as Chen Yu was about to "burst with anger", a familiar electronic synthesized sound suddenly echoed in his ears.

[Injured by unknown substance: energy +43887]

And as the synthesized sound fell, the smell of charred objects on the table seemed to possess spirituality. At the same time, it dissipates the original effect.

[Attacked by unknown gas: strength +2401]

【Strength +2580; Strength +2014...】

"Is the onset delayed..."

Thoughtfully licking "black" fingers, Chen Yu didn't delay any longer, his hands were like dragons, and he wolfed down the "food" on the table.

The wind is blowing away, the wind is running fast, the current is scattered, and the momentum is like a broken bamboo.

Just five minutes.

Mother Chen's first dish hadn't been cooked yet, and there was nothing on the table.

Even the plates and tablecloths were licked clean.

The mouse had to wipe away tears before leaving...

In the kitchen.

Chen's mother vaguely heard the movement in the restaurant, raised her head in doubt, and looked around: "Xiaoyu, what are you doing?"

"No reason."

"Huh? Have you cleared the dining table?"

"Yeah. It's all cleaned up, hiccup~~~ It's cleaned up."

"When did you become so sensible?!" Mother Chen was shocked.

"Mom, do it slowly first. I'll go upstairs to digest... Take a break."

Clutching his shriveled stomach, Chen Yu took a figure of eight steps, quickly went upstairs, and hid in his bedroom on the third floor.

"Boom!"

Close and lock the door.

He drew the curtains tightly to cover the skylight, jumped onto the bed with one hip, and sat cross-legged. Try to control the rotation of the sea of ​​​​qi, and absorb the full energy cruising in the body.

"boom!"

4.7!

"boom!"

4.8!

"boom!"

4.9...

Layers of air waves, like a violent storm, continue to erupt with stronger power! It was about to break free from the level 4 limit and break through the level 5 bottleneck.

But at this time, Chen Yu chose to give up "compression" and stopped the breakthrough.

"Whoosh..."

Suddenly, the strong energy slowly dissipated.

The room is gradually attributed to the bottleneck.

Chen Yu was covered in cold sweat, lying on the bed with a "plop", motionless.

The body and the sea of ​​qi are originally one.

Once Qihai "lifts" too fast, the body cannot fully control it, which will cause "weak control".

This state of powerless control will intensify as the energy surges further.

So much so that when he reached level 4.9, Chen Yu suddenly realized that he didn't even have the most basic ability to control the rotation and compression of the sea of ​​air...

If he chose to continue to break through at that time... the consequences should not be too good.

"call……"

"Hoo hoo—"

Lying on the bed, Chen Yu took deep breaths for a long time, and sat up with lingering fear after the sweat on his body surface evaporated.

"The improvement is too fast, you should slow down..."

"Dong dong dong!" There was a sudden knock on the door.

Sitting on the bed, Chen Yu used Jill to guess, and he knew that it was Chen Siwen who knocked on the door.

"What are you doing?" Chen Yu roared without looking back.

"Xiaoyu, you...you broke through again?"

"No."

"Open the door, I'll go in Kangkang."

"No, I want to take a break."

"Open the door, Xiaoyu!" Chen Siwen knocked on the door recklessly: "Open the door! Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!"

Chen Yu's scalp was numb from the noise, so he got up and opened the lock.

The moment he stood up, he staggered and almost fell. Only then did he realize that at this moment, his ability to control himself was so difficult that he could even "walk"...

"If this is a one-click upgrade to level 8, will it be paralyzed on the spot?"

Heart slander. With a gloomy expression, Chen Yu limped to the door and unlocked it.

"Boom!"

The door was pushed open instantly.

It overturned Chen Yu several times.

Chen Yu: "..."

[Psychological damage received: spirit +17]

"Eh?" Chen Siwen who broke into the door was taken aback: "What are you doing?"

Chen Yu: "...Is there something wrong?"

"I heard movement on the second floor, Xiaoyu, have you broken through again?"

"Help me up."

"Huh? Can't you get up by yourself?"

"I'm paralyzed, help me up."

Hearing this, Chen Siwen was startled, and quickly helped Chen Yu up and looked him up and down nervously: "What's wrong with you?"

"...The strength level has increased too fast, and the body can't move."

"Fuck? How many Zengling Pills have you taken?!" Chen Siwen was shocked.

"I didn't eat. I ate a table full of shit."

Chen Siwen: "..."

"Sister, do you still remember my talent?" Sitting on the bed with the support, Chen Yu suddenly changed the subject.

"Talent? Yours?" Chen Siwen subconsciously looked at Chen Yu's lower abdomen, thinking of the paper towels that used to be all over the floor...

Chen Yu: "...not this talent."

"Oh, oh oh oh! So... what kind of talent is that?"

"The abnormal absorption ability of pills." Chen Yu looked serious, and began to fool around seriously: "You should know."

"The...abnormal absorption of pills..." Chen Siwen shivered: "I know. Yes! This is also your talent."

"Do you still remember the Qi Boosting Pill you bought for me before the college entrance examination? With just one pill, my energy level has improved by leaps and bounds."

"Remember. You..." Chen Siwen suddenly looked up and down Chen Yu: "You mean..."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "I didn't let anyone know about this talent. The upper management gave me so many spirit-enhancing pills, but most of them were wasted. In my mouth, one spirit-enhancing pill is equivalent to eating five pieces."

"Then...then why do you keep it a secret?"

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped Chen Siwen on the forehead: "Are you stupid? Are you stupid? If they know, can they still give me so many elixirs?"

"That's right!" Chen Siwen was afraid of her thighs, and a small light bulb lit up on her head: "Zengling Pill is a treasure! You can take as much as you want."

"That's right. So I gave you the Zengling Pill that I don't need." Chen Yutu said poorly, "But you don't want it yet. I don't feel at ease keeping it in my hand, so I ate one more... see , I almost killed me. Now, let me explain it to you. From now on, all the enhancement pills I give are my leftovers, and you can eat it and be done."

"...You said it earlier!" Chen Siwen scratched her head: "I thought you were reluctant to eat."

Holding the wall with his left hand, Chen Yu stood up "tremblingly", and pointed his right hand to the bottom of the bed: "Take out the Zengling Pill inside. Two boxes, one for you and one for Xiao Yao."

Lying on the ground, Chen Siwen pouted and took out two wooden boxes, hugged them in her arms, and hesitated a little: "How about...don't give it to Xiao Yao. One box for Mom?"

Chen Yu: "...Go to hell."

"To be reasonable, our mother's martial arts talent may not be bad."

"roll roll roll."

"Xiaoyu...do you really want to give Xiaoyao a box?"

Chen Yu frowned, carefully observed Chen Siwen's facial expression, and said in a deep voice, "Sister, do you always have a problem with Bahuang Yao? It feels like you are always targeting her."

"..." Chen Siwen was confused.

Chen Yu: "Speak directly if you have something to say."

"Then...then I said, don't be angry."

"After you finish speaking, I will decide whether to be angry or not."

"Actually..." Chen Siwen scratched her head in embarrassment, and after sorting out her words in her head for a long time, she stammered: "Actually, I...I don't have any opinion on Xiao Yao. I just... just think that you and Xiao Yao will not meet in the end. Come together. What you invest in her now may be in vain in the future. It's too miserable for people and money."

"Why?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

"You two... don't match up."

"What doesn't match?" Chen Yu was stunned.

"It's just...the model doesn't match." Chen Siwen glanced at Chen Yu's lower body.

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Siwen: "Although she is a warrior, you are also a warrior."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Siwen: "I took a bath with her. Let's not harm the little girl..."

"Do you know the blood talent of the Bahuang Clan?" Chen Yu interrupted.

Chen Siwen: "...?!"

...

"boom!"

"Bang bang!!"

half an hour later.

On the second floor of the detached villa, in a bedroom.

Seeing Chen Siwen whose strength level was rising, Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

The two "food" experiences have fully proved that Chen Siwen's food = highly poisonous.

And this kind of poison that ordinary people can't avoid, for him, it is the treasure that he can only dream of.

Well no doubt about it.

As long as Chen Siwen is still there, there is no need to worry about future promotions.

Next, more energy should be put in the direction of "Physique" and "Skills".

"I always feel that it's still a bit outrageous."

Smacking his lips, Chen Yu glanced at the empty wooden box on the ground, and retreated lightly, leaving Chen Siwen's bedroom.

Having experienced life and death many times, he clearly knows that in addition to "vigor level", physique and skills are also the most important.

Now that the strength is soaring and the ability to control the body is unstable, it is a good opportunity to exercise physique and skills.

"So, the best way to strengthen your physique..."

Lying on the bed in his room, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the dance area of ​​Station B...

【Health +1】

[Constitution +2; Deoxyribonucleotide quality +2; Reproductive ability +1...]

One night, no life.

The next day, nothing.

There are three poles in the sun.

Chen Yu's villa was knocked open.

The person who came was Jill with three boxes in his arms.

"Good morning." Chen Yu leaned against the door with sleepy eyes open, yawning lazily.

"It's already noon."

"good afternoon."

"I didn't come to say hello to you." Jill turned sideways, entered the gate of the villa, looked around the well-decorated courtyard left and right, with a blank expression: "It depends on your level improvement. By the way, I will send you a spirit enhancement pill."

"Didn't you say three days later?"

"Three days later, you gave away all the pills." Jill was agitated, and directly put three boxes into Chen Yu's arms: "In troubled times, do you know how many people are staring at your little life? First, raise your level." Come up and take care of others."

"My level has risen."

"How many levels."

"level 4."

"Then show it and see." Jill crossed his arms and said, "Give Ba Huang Yao ten, and if you eat the remaining twenty, you will indeed be able to upgrade to level 4. But I saw with my own eyes that you took the rest I also gave Xiao Yao two boxes of it. How can I upgrade it?"

"You spy on me?"

"Nonsense! I don't monitor you, your bones are cold now!"

"What's going on?" Chen Yu was stunned.

"Don't ask. I won't tell you if I ask." Jill waved his hand irritably: "Now that I'm so angry, it's less than level 4, so you can eat it for me on the spot."

Chen Yu: "... Xiao Yao sent me back those two boxes of pills. I ate them all yesterday, and my level jumped to level 4."

"I don't believe any of the words that come out of your mouth. It's really level 4, just explode."

"Okay." Nodding, Chen Yu raised his wrist, revealing a pure gold Rolex: "But it's 1:30 in the afternoon, and it's time for tea. After tea, I'll blow it up for you."

"Oh." Jill sneered: "Procrastinate. See how long you can procrastinate."

"After finishing the tea, I will show it to you. If there is no fourth level, I, Chen, will be infertile and full of children and grandchildren."

"..." Jill slowly gave a thumbs up.

The two entered the living room on the first floor of the villa.

After Chen Yu directed Jill to sit down, he went to the kitchen to prepare tea.

This goes.

Just one day.

Jill: "..."

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