Chapter 24 You Want Me to Die (Part 2)
Chapter 24
"You want me to die?"
Looking at the handful of "golden" spiritual enhancement pills in Jill's hand, Chen Yu did not hesitate to pull out a dagger and slapped it on the table with a "bang" sound: "Here, plunge it directly into my belly button. Stir." Stir vigorously.”
Jill obviously didn't expect Chen Yu to have such a reaction. After being stunned for a moment, he frowned: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? What do you mean? Are you feeding the pigs this box after box?"
"This is an elixir." Gil explained: "You can take it slowly, I don't want you to swallow it in one gulp."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu took the elixir with a look of disgust, for fear of accidentally inhaling a breath of elixir energy: "...Okay, then I'll take it slowly."
"Yeah." Gil nodded, and took out two more boxes of spiritual enhancement pills from his backpack: "I'll give them all to you. When can you finish them?"
"I'll let you know what you want next spring."
Jill: "...I can eat faster than you with my blowjob! Do you eat with your belly button?"
"Didn't you say eat slowly?"
"I want you to eat it within today! Slowly eat it!" Jill roared: "You will finish it today at the earliest!"
"gentlemen."
The waiter came over again and bowed: "Because other customers are here, no noise is allowed in the store. Thank you for your cooperation."
After that, he saw the three boxes of jelly beans on the table, and his words suddenly became stern: "Guest, no food is allowed in this store."
"Food?" Jill looked the waiter up and down.
"Yes, you are right." Chen Yu said seriously, holding three boxes of spiritual enhancement pills in both hands, and handed them to the waiter: "Destroy these foods."
"I'm... sick!" Jill was shocked and hurriedly snatched back the three boxes: "Chen Yu, are you crazy?!"
Chen Yu looked at the waiter: "Kick him out."
The waiter looked at Jill and said, "Sir, it is strictly forbidden to bring food into this store."
Jill said solemnly: "This is not food. We are talking about business, so I advise you not to disturb us."
Chen Yu yelled: "Arrest him!"
Jill: "...Chen Yu,
Is your skin itchy? "
Waiter: "Sir, this store strictly prohibits..."
"Boom!"
Before he finished speaking, Jill knocked the waiter unconscious with a blow from his hand.
Chen Yu was shocked: "Yao...Yaoshou! Sarilang! Someone is Sarilang!"
Holding the fainted waiter on the seat, Jill said expressionlessly: "Zeng Ling Dan, the treasure of the country, even if it is just one, it is far more important than the escort vehicle. So, you can treat me as an escort, dare to get close I have the right to attack any outsider of the elixir. Life or death."
"Then let's kill her quickly." Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi with a serious face: "This one has been lurking for a long time."
"...Chen Yu, shut up." Putting down the three boxes, Jill thought for a moment and frowned: "It seems that you don't like the 'Spirit-Enhancing Pill'. Do you really understand its importance?"
"Spirit-increasing pill..."
In the corner, Xing Bi, who had been in a daze, finally came to his senses and looked at Chen Yu with an extremely complicated expression: "Zengling Pill is an advanced version of Qi Zengdan. It has a price but no market, and has never been circulated. How many rich people bought it even if they lost all their money? Less than...I heard...the effect of one Spirit-enhancing Pill is comparable to a thousand Qi-Enhancing Pills."
"I know this thing. You don't need to explain it." After glancing at Xing Bi, Chen Yu "returned" to normal, and said quietly to Gil: "Spirit-increasing pill can indeed greatly improve strength. Every warrior dreams of it. .But I don’t like it.”
"Why." Jill narrowed her eyes.
"A warrior is brave. He goes against the will of heaven and cultivates his body and hair. How can he climb up by relying on external objects?"
Jill: "..."
"A mottled old dog, he still knows that it is not advisable to overthrow a seedling to encourage its growth. How can I eat such messy things to damage my roots?"
Jill: "..."
On the side, Bahuang Yao opened his small mouth, but stopped talking: "Yu...Brother Yu..."
"What?" Chen Yu turned around.
Bahuang Yao: "Elixirs... will not affect the foundation..."
"Did you learn an excavator in junior high school?" Gil raised his forehead and said, "This is reality, not a novel about cultivating immortals, okay? The level of a warrior depends only on the amount of energy in the sea of energy. You also absorb energy in your own cultivation, and take pills The medicine also absorbs the energy, there is no difference at all.”
"Really? I don't believe it."
Three people: "..."
"Who...wait a minute." At this time, a middle-aged man in a suit and manager's outfit came over, looked at the fainting waiter, and then at Jill who was chatting. After a moment of hesitation, he asked Said: "This waiter in my store...what happened to him?"
"Oh." Jill turned around and said perfunctorily: "She must have fainted."
"Why did you faint?"
"I knocked him unconscious."
"Ha...haha...Sir, you are really good at joking." The manager laughed out loud: "It must be because of low blood sugar. I took him away first."
"Okay. Take it away quickly."
"Okay. Let's chat slowly, excuse me for disturbing you."
The manager bowed politely, helped the unconscious waiter and left.
Chen Yu, Jill, Xing Bi, and Chen Siwen looked at each other again, but fell into silence.
Jill: "...Where did you just talk?"
Chen Yu: "Whoever loses gets shit."
Hearing this, Gil almost burst into anger and took five steps with blood spattering: "I'm a **** grandma!"
"When it comes to the efficacy of elixirs, I don't believe it." Chen Yu immediately changed his tune.
Clenching his fists, Gil stared at Chen Yu coldly, breathing out his nostrils: "Chen Yu, if you dare to say this again, I will tear off your head."
Chen Yu: "彳亍."
On both sides, Xing Bi and Bahuang Yao shrank their necks, not daring to say anything.
"Elixirs can be roughly divided into two types." Gil slowly calmed down and stretched out two fingers: "The first type is to enhance physical fitness. The second type is to enhance strength."
"The former is what you understand as elixirs in the traditional sense. Changing the characteristics of the human body is consistent with the characteristics of the medicine's three-part poison."
"But the latter is just the actual compressed body of the energy mass."
"So, do you understand?"
Picking up the coffee, Chen Yu took a sip, put it down, pondered for a moment, and said, "What did you say?"
Jill: "...I really don't want to take you as a student anymore."
"Okay. We will meet again later." Standing up, Chen Yu adjusted his collar: "The security officer should still find Bo Da."
"Even if you were replaced by Miss Mi Chun, you would still have to take the pill."
After lowering his head and looking at the box on the table for a long time, Chen Yu pretended to hesitate, stretched out his hand and took out a spiritual enhancement pill: "Is this thing really harmless to the body?"
"I'm sure, I guarantee it with my personality."
"What's the difference between that and no guarantee?"
Jill: "..."
"Well..." With a pretentious sigh, Chen Yu put down the elixir and said seriously: "Jill, it's not that I don't trust you. It's just that I have eaten this kind of thing before. After eating, my energy did skyrocket, but afterwards I can’t even control my body.”
"So you're worried about this?" Gil suddenly understood. He patted Chen Yu on the shoulder and relaxed: "It's normal for your energy to surge and your body to be weak. This is equivalent to putting a button on a classic car. A 20,000-horsepower diesel engine and other parts such as clutches, gears, wheels, etc. take a while to get used to. For the human body, the whole process has no side effects."
"you sure?"
"Confirm!" Gill said seriously: "I guarantee it with my person...I guarantee it with the personality of the old director, there will be no side effects."
"Pop."
Patting the non-existent dust on his hands, Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Bahuang Yao.
"Hey..." Bahuang Yao Nana stood up and stammered: "Jin... Jinqi elixirs are indeed harmless. Brother Yu... just take it."
Nodding, Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi again.
Xing Bi also stood up and said in a serious tone: "Brother Yu, in order to express my apology to Chen Siwen, I can test the poison for you!"
Chen Yu: "Are you dreaming? Even if I feed this thing to a dog, I won't give it to you."
Xing Bi: "...woof!"
"Go, go, go. Where is Wang Nima."
Pushing Xing Bi away in disgust, Chen Yu picked up three boxes of spiritual enhancement pills and said to Jill: "As a teammate who has been on the battlefield together, I don't trust anyone, and I have to trust you. I will accept the pills." "
"You can't accept it, you have to eat it."
"Eat it when you get back."
"I can't believe you." Gil sneered: "You think I'm a three-year-old? From the beginning to the end, your attitude towards the elixir has been one of resistance. I don't believe you will take it back to eat."
"I will."
"Eat now."
"No." Chen Yu said expressionlessly: "A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. After taking the elixir, my strength soared and I was unable to fight in a short period of time. Once I am attacked, I will be meat on the chopping board."
"Are we working for a living?" Gil patted his chest and pointed at Xing Bi and Bahuang Yao: "The development direction of Class 1 and Class 2 is to protect you from being promoted to level 8. Otherwise, the existence of Class 2 and Class 1 is meaningless. "
"I don't believe her." Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi.
"..." Xing Bi bit her lip.
Jill waved her hand: "If you don't believe her, you still don't believe me."
Chen Yu: "I don't believe you either."
Jill: "...If you don't believe me, you still don't believe Bahuang Yao?"
"Bahuang Yao's two fists are no match for four hands." Putting down the box containing the Spirit Enhancement Pill, Chen Yu showed a bit of irritation: "And even if you both protect me sincerely, the Demon City is surrounded by dangers and various forces are intertwined. Once attacked, , maybe you can’t stand it either.”
Gil smiled and spread his hands: "I can't stand it anymore, so it doesn't matter whether you are strong or not."
"Anyway, either let me go home and eat it. Or throw it away." Chen Yu gave the bottom line.
"Can you eat?"
"Just look at my strength level then. If the level doesn't increase dramatically, you can force-feed me from now on."
"Okay." Jill's eyes lit up: "You said it."
"I said."
"OK. I allow you to take it back and eat it."
"make a deal."
Shaking his hands and throwing the three boxes on the table to Bahuang Yao, Chen Yu stood up, drank the rest of the coffee, and said: "Then Xiao Yao and I will go back. From now on, just send the Spirit-enhancing Pill to my house every day. .”
“When is the next rally?”
"Well... in a month."
"No, it's too long." Jill held out two fingers: "In three days."
Chen Yu: "But your gesture is clearly two."
Jill: "I can't count to three."
"...Okay, we will meet in three days."
"Three days and nine boxes of spiritual enhancement pills. You will at least break through level 4."
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded.
"I'll see you in three days. If you don't have level 4, I'll chew it myself and feed it to you."
Chen Yu: "..."
Bahuang Yao: "..."
"boom!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Gil flicked his cigar, and his whole body turned into a line of smoke and disappeared.
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