Chapter 34 President Chen's Difficult Daily Life (1)

Once upon a time, many people thought. A day without beast hordes is a good day.

But with the second victory in the Battle of Modu.

There are not a hundred exotic animals in the wild in the Central Plains.

The martial arts world did not feel the taste of peace.

On the contrary, due to the silence of the alien beast, the forces of all parties could no longer bear the loneliness. Contradictions and conflicts that were once hidden in the dark are gradually intensified, struggled, and brought to light...

As the president of the student union of Beijing University, Chen Yu was keenly aware of all this.

For example at this time.

He found that members of the student union of the entire capital university were targeting him vaguely.

"So, you mean those documents that were damaged in the office, you all glued them up?"

"Yes."

A cadre of a student union straightened his back and looked proud: "Master President, you said that you gave us two options, one: paste the materials well. Two: resign. As an excellent warrior, we have Today, we are deeply bound together with Beijing University and the Student Union. How can we leave this beloved home? So, we convened all the members of the Student Union overnight, and after three days and three nights, we completed the difficult and firm Mission! Paste all the documents!"

"..."

Across the desk, Chen Yu was silent for a while. He raised his slightly trembling hand, extinguished the cigarette near his mouth, and took a deep breath: "Are you sure you glued all the broken documents together?"

"Sure!"

"No mistake?"

"Absolutely not!"

"..."

"Master President, we have checked every page of the document in detail. If there are any omissions, you can dismiss us at will."

"...Actually, there is no need for this. It is not all your fault that the file is damaged. Even if the repair is not good, I will not fire you."

"President!" Hearing this, the cadres of the student union were moved: "But even if you don't dismiss me, if so many damaged materials are not repaired, our student union will not feel comfortable."

"Now...are you comfortable?"

"Comfortable.

"The cadre of the student union looked satisfied: "Such a big event has been completed. Everyone is very happy. "

Chen Yu: "But I feel a little uncomfortable now."

"I understand. Because you can't bear to hear that your subordinates have been busy for five days and five nights in a row."

Chen Yu: "...wasn't it still three days and three nights just now?"

"This is what we should do. Share worries for the chairman!"

After all, the student union cadre took half a step back, turned sideways, and shouted: "Bring in the materials! Send it to the president for approval!"

Accompanied by the suddenly excited BGM from nowhere.

The office door was pushed open with a bang.

A beautiful and beautiful female cadre of the student union walks gracefully on catwalks, affectionately and affectionately, picks up cardboard boxes full of documents and is bigger than her chest, and piles them up in every corner of the office.

In just five minutes, Chen Yu's office was like a flower house for a female star, being entered and exited hundreds of times.

Leave a room full of evil fate.

As far as the eye can see, they are all cardboard boxes.

Layer upon layer, almost reaching the ceiling.

Chen Yu: "..."

[Psychological damage received: spirit +25]

"Master President." The cadre, leading all the female students in the student union, looked at Chen Yu with satisfaction: "Are you moved?"

Chen Yu: "...Let's go while you can still move."

Across the table, the girls from the student council buried their heads in each other and whispered.

"Is the president of this session more emotional than the previous one?"

"Yeah, I don't want us to see him cry, so I drove us away."

"It must be touching. In order to paste so many documents, we didn't sleep for ten days and nights..."

Chen Yu: "Didn't it still be five days and five nights just now?"

"Judging from the appearance alone, he is more handsome than last time!"

"Such a handsome little brother, if he kicks his crotch fiercely, he will definitely cry in pain..."

"When I think that such a handsome brother can also poop, I feel sick."

"When I think that such a handsome brother may also be a second boy, I also feel disgusted."

"Handsome and powerful, ideal~"

"I heard that I have a girlfriend. It can only become an ideal..."

"Boom!"

After patting the table heavily, Chen Yu couldn't bear it anymore, with a gloomy face: "Let's go. Let's all go."

"President, don't get too excited. This is what our student union should do..."

"All go!"

Sensing the faint killing intent emanating from Chen Yu, the student union cadres immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by Chen Yu a few days ago, and hurriedly led the girls to retreat.

Quick action, uniform pace, orderly retreat, sprawl.

It was as smooth as injecting a tube of Kaisailu into a dry intestine.

"Boom!"

After everyone left, Chen Yu manipulated his mental power to close the door, and then rubbed his face in pain, his whole body became nervous.

In this world, not every actor can do the work of an actor, such as Wu Zhi.

Not every president can do the job of the president.

Leaving aside the fact that he is a martial artist, how he changed his job as a "clerk".

Even if he is a "clerk", he can't handle the documents and materials in this room.

Tsinghua University, Peking University, the thousands of things accumulated by the two schools for such a long time, he can't finish it no matter what.

"..."

"..."

"It seems that the higher-ups deliberately tripped me up."

silent.

Chen Yu stood up, opened a box, dumped all the manuscripts inside, and bent down to check.

I saw a hundred or so documents in the box, and every page was glued neatly.

The missing pages were filled by the students with white paper strips. And contact the context, write the missing text.

"...how did the animals do it?"

He can't understand.

At that time, the documents in the house were all torn to shreds...

"Wow."

Unwilling, Chen Yu poured out another box.

After some tinkering, I still can't find any problems.

The conscientious, down-to-earth and hard-working character of the Chinese nation is fully displayed at this moment.

The puzzles of the LEGO franchise series are not dared to be put together.

"..."

There was another long silence in the president's office.

Chen Yu picked up the landline on the table and dialed the old director through the internal line.

"beep--"

"Hello?" The old director connected in a second.

Chen Yu: "Director, can you change the chairman, I can do enough..."

The old director: "No."

"Beep beep—"

When the words fell, the other party immediately hung up the phone.

"Gah."

After swearing, he called again.

"Beep—sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off."

Chen Yu: "The fucking landline can also be turned off?!"

"The phone you dialed is out of power. Saori..."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Beep beep—"

Holding the microphone tightly, listening to the blind voice coming from it, Chen Yu's eyes slowly flickered fiercely.

"good."

"so good."

"In that case."

"Don't blame me for taking office three times."

...

"So, you burned the student union?!"

Three hours later.

Looking at the disgraced Chen Yu, the old director felt that his lungs were about to explode.

"Director, don't say anything else. Just say it's hot or not!"

"I wish you ****!" The old director roared: "Chen Yu! You are so bold! How dare you play and get angry!"

"You say that, and I'm going to argue."

Chen Yu wiped the black ashes from his face: "Listen to you, I set the fire?"

"It's not you, could it be me?!"

"Lu Ban once said, if the facts are unknown, don't jump to conclusions. I am also a victim of this fire. I was opening the third box at the time, and a fire came out of it! Then all the documents were burned .”

"Edit."

"My cheeks are sore and I can't blow them out."

"Continue to compose."

"...So, the murderer is someone else."

"who?"

"I think it's a fair meeting." Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and thought.

"Fart!" The old director yelled, spraying all the saliva on Chen Yu's face: "Don't fucking ruin the fair."

"They do all kinds of evil, and it's right to push them."

"Don't talk nonsense with me. I know what kind of shit you are when you poke your ass! Don't you just don't want to deal with the accumulation of things? But you just set fire to it or are you a person? Too much!"

Chen Yu: "I didn't burn it."

"...Chen Yu." Staring closely at Chen Yu, the old director gradually calmed down his anger and tried to be calm: "Since ancient times, it has been easier to conquer the country than to defend the country. Governing a country has never been by force alone. You don't accumulate money to govern the country now. Experience, how can I trust you with all human beings in the future.”

"You're right. But if I need to do my homework to save mankind. Then... let mankind be destroyed. Also, I didn't burn it."

"Chen Yu!!!"

Just as the old director was roaring at the top of his lungs and rolled up his sleeves to start, the student union cadres stumbled out of the fire and inserted themselves between Chen Yu and the old director.

"Director! President! The documents in the office... were all burned. Not a single page was taken back... I'm sorry."

Chen Yu's eyes were bright, and he patted the student union cadre's shoulder hard: "It's okay. You dare to charge in the face of the fire, which in itself proves your quality. I know, you have tried your best. Get ready, I will promote you Vice president."

The old director: "..."

"Thank you... Thank you, President!" The cadre of the student union was flattered, bowed quickly, held Chen Yu's hand, and shook vigorously: "But Mr. President, don't worry, although the materials are burned, it doesn't matter. When we paste the files in the student union, The electronic version has been filmed in advance and stored in the school server."

Chen Yu froze: "..."

Old Director: "(*)"

"Prepare for a rainy day and be prepared for danger in times of trouble. This is the slogan hanging in the hall of our student union. How can we forget it?" The cadre rubbed his hands excitedly: "Master president, don't worry. I will do my duty as the vice president. I will never disappoint your cultivation."

Chen Yu: "..."

Cadre: "When do you think it is convenient for me to take office?"

Chen Yu: "Wait until the day you burn your anniversary."

Cadre: "Okay, I'll get ready now."

The cadres of the student union turned their heads three times at one step, bowed three times at the same time, rushed into the fire again, and actively directed the students to put out the fire.

Chen Yu bowed his head, and began to think about the second fire of the new official...

"Don't think about it." The old director came back to his senses, with a smile that was not a smile, and grabbed the back of Chen Yu's head: "The school server is guarded by level 8 warriors. I advise you not to think about it. Accept your fate honestly."

...

finally.

Under the persecution of the real society and the pressure of the old director, Chen Yu still sat in the temporary office and dealt with the things squeezed by the student union.

But after doing it himself, he realized that the difficulty was actually not that great.

It is not troublesome to operate.

As the leader of the student union, the top of the student union. Most of the documents submitted below are "processed" semi-finished products.

What was left to Chen Yu was nothing more than his authorization to decide whether to "agree" or "disagree" with each proposal.

Chen Yu quickly found the knack.

Tip one:

No matter how thick the document is, just turn to the last page and sign the word "Agree" at the end.

Tip two:

The word "agree" is faster to write than "disagree"...

That's it.

The things that the student union had accumulated for several months were easily completed by Chen Yu in one afternoon.

The process was so smooth that he couldn't help but compare himself to a phoenix chick.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Mr. Feng Chu served as a small county magistrate under the jurisdiction of Liu Bei's forces. It was in front of Zhang Fei that he dealt with several months of affairs in one afternoon. Shocked the entire power group.

"Maybe, geniuses are always common."

Standing up, Chen Yu stretched his waist, chatted contentedly, opened the door and walked out of the office.

Before leaving, he subconsciously glanced back at the titles of the various documents on the table.

Do you agree with the individual student-proposed standardization of homosexuality in schools? "

"Proposal from *** classmate in West Campus: Why are you not allowed to run naked at night?" "

The "Martial Arts Group*Professor Project Team applied for a fund of 24,000,000 yuan to distribute aircraft cups to single students in the school. "

"Network real name is not advisable. Trolls have always been part of the ancient culture of the Internet. "

"It is recommended that summer school uniform girls' skirts be shortened by 20 centimeters. "

"Due to the intervention of martial arts, the mosquitoes in the capital city have been greatly reduced and are on the verge of extinction. They need to multiply and multiply to maintain the balance of species. "

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